Me: *with mic* Welcome, one and all, to Polemon Truth or Dare!
Noble: *claps*
Me: Tough crowd, huh? Anyway, I better introduce myself. My name is Kandi Rose and Noble here is my sister!
Calem: You're the NPC that gave me an hm!
Me: Pfft! Do I look an NPC?
Serena: No, you don't.
Me: Thank you Serena! Well, it's time to play!
Noble: I have a dare. Ash, you need to say 10 cheesy pick up lines to Serena.
Ash: ummm, okay. But what is a pickup line?
Everyone but Ash: *facepalm*
Gary: A pickup line is like this: *walks up to Misty* I get Misty eyed looking at you. (Jetherox fans?)
Misty: Need a tissue?
Everyone but Misty, Gary, and Ash (who has no clue what's going on.): Burn!
Ash: Was that supposed to happen?
Drew: No, he just got rejected. Think of it like a flirtatious pun.
Ash: what does that mean?
~After a long lecture~
Ash: Okay! *walks up to Serena* You must have used attract on me, cuz I'm head over heels for you! Are you a fairy type, cuz your charm is pulling me in. You must be an electric type, cause I'm feeling a spark! If you were a dedenne, I would let you nuzzle me! If I was a flying type, I would use whirlwind to get rid of all the competition! *glares at Tierno and Calem* You are so hot that I'm gonna need a burn heal! Are you a caterpie? Cuz you're my love bug. You're an eevee, and I think you're gonna evolve into a Sylveon, because you used baby doll eyes on me and I love you. Are you a flareon, because you're melting my heart! If you were a starter, I'd choose you! Done!
Serena: At least the last one was sweet!
Drew: That was painful. Here's how you do it! *goes to May* Did you know I'm a Rosalia? Cause that's where I get all the roses for you.
May; That was cringeworthy, but oddly fittingMe8/10
Noble: Alright. Paul, it your turn.
Paul: No.
Me: What did you just say?
Paul: I said no.
Me: Go, Arceus!
Arceus: yo
Noble: Did you seriously just call out god?
Ash: Arceus is god?
Me: You didn't know that?
Ash: It shouldn't be. If it can be captured in a metal ball by a ten year old, its not a god.
Arceus: B*tch what you say?!
Noble: That was surprisingly logical. In any case, I'll call out the Pokemon of death. Yvetal, make Paul do the dare.
Paul: I'm not like those losers with crushes, I have no one to say them to.
Me:

Paul: I'm not lying.
Me: do I have to spell it out for you? Her name is D-A-W-
Paul: F************CK!
Me: Rude! As I was saying, W-N!
Leaf: That spells Dawn.
Paul: I know smart @ss!
Leaf: At least I'm not a cold @ss!
Red: You were burned by a Leaf!
Leaf: Man we chill, but I'm not a leaf.
✋👉👌👍
Red: Sorry Leafy! 😳
Leaf: Its okay Redy-Poo! 😂😈
Red: Ugh!
Me: Anyways... Paul do it. We have "god" and the Pokemon of death.
Arceus: Thought we were friends man!
Paul: Fine. *walks over to Dawn*
Chimchar are red,
Pipplup are blue.
I'm talking to Kenny:
F*ck you. 👎(credit to NobleRoyalty108 for that awesomeness.)
Noble: Its a start.
Red: Next dare!
Me: Naww its your turn to do this dare.
Red: Nooo! I was so close!
Me: Go on say it to Leaf. You two are probably secretly dating! 😜
Red/Leaf: We Are Not!
Me: Why do I always have to do this?

Noble: Cause they're arrogant sassy pricks.
Dawn: Hey!
Noble: I never liked you. I found your voice annoying, your design terrible, and yourself being a copy of May who started off better off.
Paul: No one talks like that to my troublesome.
Noble: You're cool. You have amazing nicknames, like Drew, and know how to deal with haters. Like Byakuya!
Drew: Who's that?
Me: Someone from another dimension.
Ash: Cool.
Me: We'll continue Noble's thoughts about you guys after Red gives Leaf the pickup line.
Red: Ugh. *looks at Leaf* Are you an hm move? Cuz I can't seem to forget you.
Leaf: that was sooo cute! Thanks! *gives a hug*
Me: My ship has sailed!
Noble: Back to offending people.
Me: Next, Drew.
Noble:I <3 him. He's an arrogant prick!
Drew: Thanks?
Me: May's next
Noble: She's meh
May: Awwww
Noble:Sorz, you're cute tho. You and Drew make a good match.
May: 0//////0
Me: Misty
Noble: B*tch!
Me: Ash
Noble:You are an idiot, and poor Sere has to deal with it.
Sere: 0/////0
Ash: ummm
Me: and Sere
Noble: I would be her second bae after Ash. She so kawaii!
Me: Okay.... Gary
Noble: I don't really care about him.
Me: Leaf
Noble: IDK
Me:Red?
Noble: IDK
Me: okay, Calem, then Brenden
Noble: Uhm, not really.
Me: Okay, that's all the time we have today! Feel free to suggest dares! Bye!
Noble: Bye!

Special thanks to NobleRoyalty108 for helping me with this!