Too. Much. Mail! -Shiny Ditto

Moon: Hi, this is Pokémon Truth or Dare, I'm Moon, that pathetic skeleton of a human is Sun, and here are your hosts if you're new to this book:
@TheFlittleOne or Flittle
@Kru537719 or Kiera
@OurGodLitten or Troy
@sonictheforreal1243 or Void
@OhMyDerpy or Switchy.

Sun: But remember we have a new co-host today?

Moon: Don't spoil it!!

Sun: Fiine.

Flittle: Did you say new co-host?

Ash: Co-host?

Fourth Wall: *cracks*

Sun: *sighs* Pete-

Pete: On my way, sir! *fixes the Fourth Wall*

Moon: Anyways let's start with the dares!

Shiny Ditto arrives

Goh: There's the shiny Ditto again! *tries to throw a Pokeball at it*

Shiny Ditto: *slaps the ball away* I'm the mail, y'know

Goh: Opps, sorry

Shiny Ditto: *bag is overflowing with mail* Take it from my bag

Moon: Thanks Ditto!

Ditto: No problem.

Moon: Ok, one thing I don't really understand is why Switchy hates Kru/Kiera...

Troy: Me neither -_-

Moon: Twinsies

Moon: Anyways let's continue with the dares, but before, I want to show everyone the Astral Express (I think that's what sonictheforreal1243 meant by Astral Plane)

Everyone: Niceee

Moon: I love Honkai Star Rail

Troy: Fr

Moon: So the first dare is from...Flittle!

Flittle: Everyone play Fortnite!

Everyone: *does that but Gary gets killed by Moon*

Gary: Hey! :(

Moon: :P That's what you get for...for...being youself.

Kru: SO TRUE

T. Boi: NO TYPES OF GARY WILL BE HARMED!! *tries to shoot Moon but gets killed first*

Moon: I disagree with you

Sun: Me too

Flittle: Roy annoys Dot!

Roy: Dot! Dot dot dot! Dotty!

Dot: *getting frustrated*

Roy: Dottt dot Dot!

Dot: *getting super frustrated*

Roy: Dot!! Can you hear me?!

Dot: *super mega frustrated*

Roy: DOT!!! DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT!!

Dot: *explodes out of anger*

Moon: *starts to summon Dot back*

Flittle: *stops Moon*

First stage of grief: Denial

Liko: It can't be, right? Dot is going to wake me up and say, it was just a dream. Of course!

Second stage of grief: Anger

Liko: ROY! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO ANNOY DOT SO MUCH?! I HATE YOU!!

Roy: It was the dare :(

Liko: Oh. BUT STILL!

Third stage of grief: Bargaining

Liko: *taps Moon's shoulder* Hey Moon, can you summon Dot back?

Moon: Sure just lemme-

Flittle: Not yet

Moon: Oh...right

Fourth stage of grief: Depression

Liko: *depressed*

Roy: *tries to comfort her*

Final Stage of Grief: Acceptance

Liko: *places a flower next to Dot's grave* Rest well, Dot.

Moon: now, can I summon her back?

Flittle: Yes.

Moon: *respawns Dot*

Liko: :D

Dot: :D

Paul: Next dare is-

Moon: YOU SON OF A *BEEEEEP*, THAT'S MY LINE!!!

Flittle: Yeah, next dare is May finds some grenades and well....

Moon:

The worst Pokemon Characters of all time:

1. There
2. Are
3. No
4. Bad
5. Characters
6. In
7. Pokemon
8. They
9. Are
10. All
11. Great
12. Gary Oak-Tree

Gary: WHY ME

May: *throws every grenade she has at Oak-Tree*

Gary: Ow, ow ow, ow. Ouch. *dies*

T.Boi: NO GARY WILL BE HARMED >:(

Moon: Well, too bad, this is my book.

Void: Everyone has to visit the Astral Express (or Plane)

Everyone: *does that*

Moon: Speaking of the Astral Express, my friend downloaded Genshin Impact and said it was better than Honkai Star Rail. We had an argument about that.

Void: Pikachu drink Ketchup!

Pikachu: YASSS MY LOVE! *drinks ketchup and gets drunk*

Sylveon: :( He loves Ketchup more than me...

Moon: Get out, Sylveon. I ship Pikachu with Glaceon.

Many Amourshippers: D:< NO ADVANCESHIPPING HERE! ONLY AMOURSHIPPING-*gets cut off by Moon, who whisks them back to their own ToD*

Moon: Shut up, I just don't get the point of Sylveon and Pikachu, I prefer Glaceon and Pikachu.

Switchy: ITS KRU!! >:0 *beats Kiera up*

Kiera: SWITCHY!! CAN YOU NOT TORTURE ME FOR ONCE?!?! *a fight starts*

Moon: I didn't plan to write that, but I did anyway.

Fourth wall: *doesnt break*

Moon: Also that didn't break cause i said so.

Everyone except Moon: ...

Kiera: ANYWAYS, here's some actual dares:

Here tiny Ash *gives Ash a bowels potion* When you're a baby, this will get your bowels back.

Ash: Thanks, I guess.

Kiera: Moon, do you know FNF?

Moon: I've heard of it...

Kiera: Add the casts of UEE, RR, EN, and T&N, and the rest of the Smiling, Rejected and Frowning Critters.

Moon: *adds them*

Kiera: Frowny Fox and Rowdy Rabbit have to kiss Hoppy Hopscotch.

Frowny Fox: UGHHH WHY

Hoppy Hopscotch: *blushing*

Frowny Fox & Rowdy Rabbit: *kisses Hoppy Hopscotch*

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

Moon: Is it this one?

Everyone: He had it in for him.

Kiera: And finally, May and Max have to watch Jirachi Hates Women

Moon:

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

May: >:((

Max: Ha lol so true

May: COME BACK YOU LITTLE-

Troy: MEEE

Moon: Yes, I know

Troy: I have a bunch so prepare

Moon: My fingers are starting to hurt from typing

Fourth wall: *dies*

Sun: Pete, you know what to do.

Pete: Yessir!

Troy: Everyone tries Pokemon Sleep for a week

Moon: Haha, sleep, week, they kinda rhyme right? Anyone?

Everyone: ...

Moon: I'm old even though I'm young

Sun: True

Everyone: *tries Pokemon Sleep*

Ash: I have so much Pokémon!! 🤩

Iris: Such a little kid... Look, I only have one Pokémon! *insert proud March here*

Ash: How is that being a kid?!?!

Iris: You sleep too much. *insert troll face here*

Troy: *shows his terrible sleeping patterns*

Iris: Welp, too bad

Ash: THATS SAD YOU DONT HAVE MUCH POKÉMON

Moon: -_-

Troy: Everyone reacts to Horizons Crack

Moon: Ok, got it

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

Everyone: LOL

Moon: My fingers are starting to get REALLY tired!

Gary: Don't care

Moon: >:( I'M GONNA KILL YOU FVCKING B-

Sun: Moon now's not the time to murder Gary, you scheduled that for after lunch, remember?

Everyone: O_o

Moon: you heard nothing!

Troy: *sends Switchy to the Sky Tower as karma for torturing Kiera*

Kiera: KARMA! >:D

Switchy: D: NO!

Glcheairs: Remember my dare?

Moon: yes, I'm sorry, I'm just really stressed and tired. I'll do it later. Also I probably can't finish all the dares, so I'm going to say, CyMax1, can we do your dares next time?

Moon: I don't even know if I'm repeating things...

Moon: anyways what's next?

Troy: void puts milk before cereal

Void: *does that*

Everyone: *le gasp*

Troy: Void portrays himself as Almighty Sinnoh

Void: *does that*

Troy: Adaman and Idirila continue squabbling about who is the god of the Pokemon world

Adaman and Idirila: *do that*

Troy: And-

Moon: I'm going to do your other dares later so we can get through this chapter, ok?

Troy: Fine.

Glcheairs: Can I be co-host oh and also I dare for Ash and Serena to meet Kai the dragon.

Moon: Idk who they are, but ok....

Ash and Serena: *meet Kai*

Moon: And CyMax1, I promise we'll do your dares. Next chapter

CyMax1: ok

Moon: So that's the end of this chapter! I'm not gonna do much, so bye!

Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top