Too. Much. Mail! -Shiny Ditto
Moon: Hi, this is Pokémon Truth or Dare, I'm Moon, that pathetic skeleton of a human is Sun, and here are your hosts if you're new to this book:
@TheFlittleOne or Flittle
@Kru537719 or Kiera
@OurGodLitten or Troy
@sonictheforreal1243 or Void
@OhMyDerpy or Switchy.
Sun: But remember we have a new co-host today?
Moon: Don't spoil it!!
Sun: Fiine.
Flittle: Did you say new co-host?
Ash: Co-host?
Fourth Wall: *cracks*
Sun: *sighs* Pete-
Pete: On my way, sir! *fixes the Fourth Wall*
Moon: Anyways let's start with the dares!
Shiny Ditto arrives
Goh: There's the shiny Ditto again! *tries to throw a Pokeball at it*
Shiny Ditto: *slaps the ball away* I'm the mail, y'know
Goh: Opps, sorry
Shiny Ditto: *bag is overflowing with mail* Take it from my bag
Moon: Thanks Ditto!
Ditto: No problem.
Moon: Ok, one thing I don't really understand is why Switchy hates Kru/Kiera...
Troy: Me neither -_-
Moon: Twinsies
Moon: Anyways let's continue with the dares, but before, I want to show everyone the Astral Express (I think that's what sonictheforreal1243 meant by Astral Plane)
Everyone: Niceee
Moon: I love Honkai Star Rail
Troy: Fr
Moon: So the first dare is from...Flittle!
Flittle: Everyone play Fortnite!
Everyone: *does that but Gary gets killed by Moon*
Gary: Hey! :(
Moon: :P That's what you get for...for...being youself.
Kru: SO TRUE
T. Boi: NO TYPES OF GARY WILL BE HARMED!! *tries to shoot Moon but gets killed first*
Moon: I disagree with you
Sun: Me too
Flittle: Roy annoys Dot!
Roy: Dot! Dot dot dot! Dotty!
Dot: *getting frustrated*
Roy: Dottt dot Dot!
Dot: *getting super frustrated*
Roy: Dot!! Can you hear me?!
Dot: *super mega frustrated*
Roy: DOT!!! DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT!!
Dot: *explodes out of anger*
Moon: *starts to summon Dot back*
Flittle: *stops Moon*
First stage of grief: Denial
Liko: It can't be, right? Dot is going to wake me up and say, it was just a dream. Of course!
Second stage of grief: Anger
Liko: ROY! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO ANNOY DOT SO MUCH?! I HATE YOU!!
Roy: It was the dare :(
Liko: Oh. BUT STILL!
Third stage of grief: Bargaining
Liko: *taps Moon's shoulder* Hey Moon, can you summon Dot back?
Moon: Sure just lemme-
Flittle: Not yet
Moon: Oh...right
Fourth stage of grief: Depression
Liko: *depressed*
Roy: *tries to comfort her*
Final Stage of Grief: Acceptance
Liko: *places a flower next to Dot's grave* Rest well, Dot.
Moon: now, can I summon her back?
Flittle: Yes.
Moon: *respawns Dot*
Liko: :D
Dot: :D
Paul: Next dare is-
Moon: YOU SON OF A *BEEEEEP*, THAT'S MY LINE!!!
Flittle: Yeah, next dare is May finds some grenades and well....
Moon:
The worst Pokemon Characters of all time:
1. There
2. Are
3. No
4. Bad
5. Characters
6. In
7. Pokemon
8. They
9. Are
10. All
11. Great
12. Gary Oak-Tree
Gary: WHY ME
May: *throws every grenade she has at Oak-Tree*
Gary: Ow, ow ow, ow. Ouch. *dies*
T.Boi: NO GARY WILL BE HARMED >:(
Moon: Well, too bad, this is my book.
Void: Everyone has to visit the Astral Express (or Plane)
Everyone: *does that*
Moon: Speaking of the Astral Express, my friend downloaded Genshin Impact and said it was better than Honkai Star Rail. We had an argument about that.
Void: Pikachu drink Ketchup!
Pikachu: YASSS MY LOVE! *drinks ketchup and gets drunk*
Sylveon: :( He loves Ketchup more than me...
Moon: Get out, Sylveon. I ship Pikachu with Glaceon.
Many Amourshippers: D:< NO ADVANCESHIPPING HERE! ONLY AMOURSHIPPING-*gets cut off by Moon, who whisks them back to their own ToD*
Moon: Shut up, I just don't get the point of Sylveon and Pikachu, I prefer Glaceon and Pikachu.
Switchy: ITS KRU!! >:0 *beats Kiera up*
Kiera: SWITCHY!! CAN YOU NOT TORTURE ME FOR ONCE?!?! *a fight starts*
Moon: I didn't plan to write that, but I did anyway.
Fourth wall: *doesnt break*
Moon: Also that didn't break cause i said so.
Everyone except Moon: ...
Kiera: ANYWAYS, here's some actual dares:
Here tiny Ash *gives Ash a bowels potion* When you're a baby, this will get your bowels back.
Ash: Thanks, I guess.
Kiera: Moon, do you know FNF?
Moon: I've heard of it...
Kiera: Add the casts of UEE, RR, EN, and T&N, and the rest of the Smiling, Rejected and Frowning Critters.
Moon: *adds them*
Kiera: Frowny Fox and Rowdy Rabbit have to kiss Hoppy Hopscotch.
Frowny Fox: UGHHH WHY
Hoppy Hopscotch: *blushing*
Frowny Fox & Rowdy Rabbit: *kisses Hoppy Hopscotch*
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Moon: Is it this one?
Everyone: He had it in for him.
Kiera: And finally, May and Max have to watch Jirachi Hates Women
Moon:
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May: >:((
Max: Ha lol so true
May: COME BACK YOU LITTLE-
Troy: MEEE
Moon: Yes, I know
Troy: I have a bunch so prepare
Moon: My fingers are starting to hurt from typing
Fourth wall: *dies*
Sun: Pete, you know what to do.
Pete: Yessir!
Troy: Everyone tries Pokemon Sleep for a week
Moon: Haha, sleep, week, they kinda rhyme right? Anyone?
Everyone: ...
Moon: I'm old even though I'm young
Sun: True
Everyone: *tries Pokemon Sleep*
Ash: I have so much Pokémon!! 🤩
Iris: Such a little kid... Look, I only have one Pokémon! *insert proud March here*
Ash: How is that being a kid?!?!
Iris: You sleep too much. *insert troll face here*
Troy: *shows his terrible sleeping patterns*
Iris: Welp, too bad
Ash: THATS SAD YOU DONT HAVE MUCH POKÉMON
Moon: -_-
Troy: Everyone reacts to Horizons Crack
Moon: Ok, got it
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Everyone: LOL
Moon: My fingers are starting to get REALLY tired!
Gary: Don't care
Moon: >:( I'M GONNA KILL YOU FVCKING B-
Sun: Moon now's not the time to murder Gary, you scheduled that for after lunch, remember?
Everyone: O_o
Moon: you heard nothing!
Troy: *sends Switchy to the Sky Tower as karma for torturing Kiera*
Kiera: KARMA! >:D
Switchy: D: NO!
Glcheairs: Remember my dare?
Moon: yes, I'm sorry, I'm just really stressed and tired. I'll do it later. Also I probably can't finish all the dares, so I'm going to say, CyMax1, can we do your dares next time?
Moon: I don't even know if I'm repeating things...
Moon: anyways what's next?
Troy: void puts milk before cereal
Void: *does that*
Everyone: *le gasp*
Troy: Void portrays himself as Almighty Sinnoh
Void: *does that*
Troy: Adaman and Idirila continue squabbling about who is the god of the Pokemon world
Adaman and Idirila: *do that*
Troy: And-
Moon: I'm going to do your other dares later so we can get through this chapter, ok?
Troy: Fine.
Glcheairs: Can I be co-host oh and also I dare for Ash and Serena to meet Kai the dragon.
Moon: Idk who they are, but ok....
Ash and Serena: *meet Kai*
Moon: And CyMax1, I promise we'll do your dares. Next chapter
CyMax1: ok
Moon: So that's the end of this chapter! I'm not gonna do much, so bye!
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