Humanoid: Welcome back to another episode of truth or dare sponsored by Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Uranium Umbrellas!

Dave: At least you remembered to declare our sponsor this time!

Humanoid: Oh your back from fixing the Astral Express

Dave: About that... turns out there was a Necromorph invasion and I didn't have the proper weapons so I just came back!

Humanoid: They're doomed....

Dave: Yep...

Humanoid: Well onto the first dare!

Indigo And Shift: *Change into their human forms*

Indigo And Shift: Humanoid you have to eat a slice of pineapple pizza!

Humanoid: Ok

Humanoid: *Eats a slice of pineapple pizza*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Kru: I dare for Artorias and Aichi to be banned forever!

Humanoid: *Begrudgingly bans Artorias and Aichi*

Switchy: I dare for Artorias and Aichi to be unbanned!

Humanoid: *Unbans Artorias and Aichi*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Kru: Ash has to release the ES, FF, and SSEC casts!

Ash: *Releases the casts*

Paul: I am surprised you did that without putting up a fight...

Ash: If Artorias and Aichi weren't unbanned I would have!

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Switchy: I dare for us to keep killing Ash every time he comes back!

Kru: Well I dare for us not to as if we do Arceus will punish us!

Humanoid: I think those dares cancel each other out...

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Switchy: I dare for Kitty to fight Plusle and Minun!

Humanoid: *Teleports everyone into the gladiator arena*

Location: Gladiator Arena

Humanoid: *Teleports Kitty, Plusle and Minun into the pit*

Humanoid: BATTLE BEGIN!

Minun And Plusle: *Start eating strength enhancing cookies*

Kitty: *Throws four coins into the air and shoots them* 

AN: That was an Ultrakill reference

The Coins: *Hit Plusle and Minun killing them*

Humanoid: *Teleports everyone back to the studio*

Location: Studio

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Indigo: Everyone gets a random gift box!

Switchy: Serena gets an x-ray magnifying glass for this dare!

Humanoid: *Gives Serena the magnifying glass from Buckshot Roulette*

Indigo: *Hands out gift boxes*

Humanoid: *Gets a box with an AKM inside*

Humanoid: Finally an upgrade!

Dave: *Gets a box with a Dead Space Plasma Cutter*

Kitty: *Gets a paper copy of 313132*

Kitty: Finally!

Gary: *Gets some suspicious things*

Gary: This is some good stuff!

Brock: *Gets a five million dollar Chic-Fil-A gift card that only works on Sundays*

Ash, Misty, Dawn, Paul, and Barry's Boxes: *Explode when opened killing them*

Serena: *Uses the magnifying glass and sees her box is rigged to explode so she doesn't open it*

Clemont: *Gets a gym membership card*

Citron: *Gets a Gauss Cannon from DOOM*

May: *Gets a pack of ramen*

Max: *Gets a one way ticket to Australia* 

Iris: *Gets a Sylveon*

Iris: Kill it burn it with fire!

Cilian: *Gets a can opener*

The Alola Gang: *Also gets explosive boxes*

Goh: *Gets a mew that turns out to be a Ditto*

Goh: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Liko: *Gets a gun*

Roy: *Gets a master ball*

Luna, Shift And Camilla: *Gets their type's respective plate*

Humanoid: Well that's everybody!

Humanoid: Onto the next truth or dare!

Kru: Everyone watch this!

https://youtu.be/bl5TcHv0t44

Kitty: Based!

Gary: I need some of that stuff...

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Kru: Read my Ask Or Dare My Interests book as well sonictheforreal1243's Truth Or Dare book!

Everyone: *Does the dare*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Shift: Everyone has a snowball fight!

Humanoid: *Teleports everyone to Siberia*

Location: Siberia

Humanoid: *Throws a snow ball at Ash*

Clemont And Citron: *Build a snowball machine gun*

One Hour Later

Everyone: *Freezing to death and covered in snow*

Humanoid: *Teleports everyone back to the studio*

Location: Studio

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Indigo: Ash has to go onto the dark side of the internet!

Ash: *Becomes forever scarred*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Switchy: I dare to be able to beat up Indigo, Shift, and Kru with my demon form!

Humanoid: What did they even do to you...

Switchy: *Transforms into his demon form and beats up Indigo, Shift, and Kru*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Switchy: The UEE, ES, and FF casts fight everything in existence!

Humanoid: *Teleports the UEE, ES, and FF casts to the gladiator pit*

Humanoid: We're just going to watch from the security room as this is probably going to crash the physics engine...

Humanoid: *Summons a bunch of overpowered fictional characters into the pit, including a bunch of Necromoprhs, [REDACTED], Viper from Titanfall, Gabriel from Ultrakill, and so much more*

The UEE, ES, And FF Casts: *Get annihilated*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Switchy: I dare for Kitty and Anabel's ships get revived!

Humanoid: *Shoots Serena, and revives Abilityshipping by use of Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Romanctics Gene*

Kitty: *Transforms into human form then makes a catgirl harem*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: Everyone plays Minecraft!

Serena Who Has Been Revived: *Blows up Switchy's house accidently*

Switchy: It's fine!

Humanoid: Simp...

Humanoid: Next truth or dare

Troy: Horizonshipping becomes canon!

Humanoid: It already is...

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: We declare war on teenfic.net!

Humanoid: *Nukes teenfic.net*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: We help Guildmaster Luxray with his alcohol addiction!

Humanoid: *Sends Guildmaster Luxray to rehab*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: Humanoid kiss Ruan Mei and everyone has to say SHIP!

Humanoid: Lord Author please forgive me for breaking the no self shipping rule...

Humanoid: *Kisses Ruan Mei*

Everyone: SHIP!

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: All couples do seven minutes in heaven!

Kitty: *Shoves them all into rooms*

Kitty While Watching: They're already being degenerates...

The Degeneracy: *Gets worse*

Kitty: Dave shut the security cameras down before we gen a mature rating...

Kitty: Next truth or dare!

Kitty: Now with the dares are over with time for TorD's Got Talent!

Kitty: For the first of two performances for today we have Gary!

Gary: *Recites the Vaporeon copypasta*

Kitty: *Teleports Gary to the Artorias Boss Room*

Kitty: For our final performance of the day we have Dave!

Dave: What!

Kitty: According to SuperFastPikachu everyone has to do a performance!

Dave: *Plays The Only Thing They Fear Is You*

Kitty: Truly inspirational, well that's it for today's episode remember to comment down more truths and dares!