Orbital Strike

AN: Ash is back to being 18

Kitty: Welcome back to anot-

Humanoid: As he was saying welcome back to another episode of Truth Or Dare!

Kitty: I'm in charge now!

Humanoid: *Ignores Kitty*

Humanoid: Onto the first truth or dare!

Troy: Goh tosses Chloe into a volcano!

Clemont And Citron: *Wheel in a comically large catapult and then aim it at a volcano*

Humanoid: *Activates the studios retractable roof*

Goh: *Pushes Chloe into the catapult and then fires*

Ash: Wait she just got to leave the studio....

Ash And Barry: IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!

Kitty: Shut up you two or else I'm going to lock you in the Artorias boss fight arena!

Ash: *Flashbacks to getting absolutely destroyed by Artorias*

Riggy: *Murders Datchia with a chainsaw*

Troy: I dared that!

Humanoid: Well the next dare is from lunalilianime213!

lunalilianime213: *Enters the studio*

lunalilianime213: I dare for Ash to apologize to Aichi and for Aichi to make up a punishment for Ash!

Humanoid: *Revives Aichi using a revival machine then teleports him into the studio*

Ash: I'm sorry Aichi for shooting you with a .357 Magnum

Aichi: I accept you apology and for your punishment you have to fight Artorias!

Ash: No not again...

Humanoid: *Teleports Ash to the Artorias Boss Room*

Humanoid: Well he's doomed!

Location: Artorias Boss Room

Ash: *Shoots Artorias but the shot doesn't do anything*

Artorias: *Stabs Ash killing him*

Location: Studio

Humanoid: Dave go retrieve Ash's body

Dave: *Retrieves Ash's body and revives him in the revival room*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: I dare for Ash and the girls to search up Ash harem!

Ash And The Girls: *Searches up Ash harem*

Ash: Honestly after everything I have been through in the past four months this isn't that bad!

The Girls: *Agree with Ash*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: Serena do you like Switchy or Ash more!

Serena: Ash of course!

Humanoid: Wait I thought we sprayed her with Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Romantics Gene

Dave: *Checks the bottle they have been using then goes to the storage room to check something afterwards he returns to the main recording room*

Dave: Turns out all of our Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Romantics Gene is expired, meaning that the effects are only temporary!

Iris: *Lights the studio on fire*

Troy: *Extinguishes the fire then banishes Iris to the distortion realm*

Humanoid: With the potential catastrophe out of the way onto the next truth or dare!

Troy: I dare for me to murder a bunch of random people in Veilstone City and then for me to set the whole city on fire!

Humanoid: *Teleports Troy to Veilstone City*

Location: Veilstone City

Troy: *Pulls out dual AK-47s*

Troy: *Starts gunning random people down*

Troy After Killing 10% Of The Population: *Pulls out a flamethrower and burns the whole city down*

Troy: *Gets teleported back to the studio*

Location: Studio

Troy: Well for my next dare we all go the Honkai Star Rail universe, specifically the Astral Express!

Humanoid: *Teleports everyone to the Honkai Star Rail Universe

Location: Honkai Star Rail Universe

Humanoid: Well everyone make yourselves comfortable as we'll be here for the rest of the chapter!

Ash: Wait is this a vacation...

Humanoid: No we'll be filming the rest of the episode here!

Ash: OH COME ON JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I'D BE FREE!

Humanoid: Because we're here without a stage that also means that the TORD Talent Show arc will be paused for now

Ash: At least I don't have to humiliate myself anymor-

Ash: *Gets orbital striked by Himeko's ultimate*

Troy: Hopefully he stays dead he has been getting way to annoying!

Topaz: *Walks into the compartment the cast is in*

Humanoid, Kitty, And Dave: *Start freaking out*

Dave: IT'S THE IRS!

Humanoid And Kitty: *Unholster guns*

Topaz: So I'm here to speak to you about your outstanding taxes!

Paul: I don't get it why are you guys to scared right now!

The Lights: *Start flickering*

Humanoid: Looks like some of the Astral Express' systems are malfunctioning after the orbital strike, Dave go check the generator room

Dave: Yes sir!

Topaz: I'm going with him in case he tries to falsify you two's tax reports!

Humanoid: Fine...

Topaz And Dave: *Leave the compartment to go to the generator room*

Humanoid: Now with that out of the way Kitty go falsify our tax reports!

Kitty: I don't like helping you but it is the IRS we are dealing with...

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: All the cohosts reveal they went to Hogwarts and use Crucio on Paul!

Cohosts: Yep we all went to Hogwarts!

Cohosts: *Use Crucio on Paul*

Paul: *Screams in agony until the cohosts stop*

Humanoid: Onto the next truth or dare!

Troy: Humanoid go steal Minun's cookies!

Humanoid: *Steals Minun's cookie jar*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: Switchy share more of your lore!

Switchy: *Shares his lore*

Humanoid While Tearing Up: Truly inspirational

The Contestants: *Agree with Humanoid*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: I dare for every couple to be locked into rooms and to do seven minutes in heaven!

Kitty: *Shoves every couple in a room*

Kitty: Well for some important news Troy has made a rom hack, and we all have to play it!

The Remaining Contestants And Cohosts: *Play the rom hack and rage quit as it is way too hard*

Kitty: Our next truth or dare from Troy is for us to blackmail SparkShipping!

Kitty: *Teleports SparkShipping into the studio*

Kitty: *Blackmails Minun and Plusle by using redacted information given to him by Troy*

Kitty: And our final dare is for us to recreate World War 2!

The Remaining Contestants And Cohosts: *Recreate World War 2, with Barry, Drew, Clemont, and Kiawe dying in the process*

Kitty: Well that's it for today, remember to comment down more truths and dares!

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