Orbital Strike
AN: Ash is back to being 18
Kitty: Welcome back to anot-
Humanoid: As he was saying welcome back to another episode of Truth Or Dare!
Kitty: I'm in charge now!
Humanoid: *Ignores Kitty*
Humanoid: Onto the first truth or dare!
Troy: Goh tosses Chloe into a volcano!
Clemont And Citron: *Wheel in a comically large catapult and then aim it at a volcano*
Humanoid: *Activates the studios retractable roof*
Goh: *Pushes Chloe into the catapult and then fires*
Ash: Wait she just got to leave the studio....
Ash And Barry: IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!
Kitty: Shut up you two or else I'm going to lock you in the Artorias boss fight arena!
Ash: *Flashbacks to getting absolutely destroyed by Artorias*
Riggy: *Murders Datchia with a chainsaw*
Troy: I dared that!
Humanoid: Well the next dare is from lunalilianime213!
lunalilianime213: *Enters the studio*
lunalilianime213: I dare for Ash to apologize to Aichi and for Aichi to make up a punishment for Ash!
Humanoid: *Revives Aichi using a revival machine then teleports him into the studio*
Ash: I'm sorry Aichi for shooting you with a .357 Magnum
Aichi: I accept you apology and for your punishment you have to fight Artorias!
Ash: No not again...
Humanoid: *Teleports Ash to the Artorias Boss Room*
Humanoid: Well he's doomed!
Location: Artorias Boss Room
Ash: *Shoots Artorias but the shot doesn't do anything*
Artorias: *Stabs Ash killing him*
Location: Studio
Humanoid: Dave go retrieve Ash's body
Dave: *Retrieves Ash's body and revives him in the revival room*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Troy: I dare for Ash and the girls to search up Ash harem!
Ash And The Girls: *Searches up Ash harem*
Ash: Honestly after everything I have been through in the past four months this isn't that bad!
The Girls: *Agree with Ash*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Troy: Serena do you like Switchy or Ash more!
Serena: Ash of course!
Humanoid: Wait I thought we sprayed her with Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Romantics Gene
Dave: *Checks the bottle they have been using then goes to the storage room to check something afterwards he returns to the main recording room*
Dave: Turns out all of our Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Romantics Gene is expired, meaning that the effects are only temporary!
Iris: *Lights the studio on fire*
Troy: *Extinguishes the fire then banishes Iris to the distortion realm*
Humanoid: With the potential catastrophe out of the way onto the next truth or dare!
Troy: I dare for me to murder a bunch of random people in Veilstone City and then for me to set the whole city on fire!
Humanoid: *Teleports Troy to Veilstone City*
Location: Veilstone City
Troy: *Pulls out dual AK-47s*
Troy: *Starts gunning random people down*
Troy After Killing 10% Of The Population: *Pulls out a flamethrower and burns the whole city down*
Troy: *Gets teleported back to the studio*
Location: Studio
Troy: Well for my next dare we all go the Honkai Star Rail universe, specifically the Astral Express!
Humanoid: *Teleports everyone to the Honkai Star Rail Universe
Location: Honkai Star Rail Universe
Humanoid: Well everyone make yourselves comfortable as we'll be here for the rest of the chapter!
Ash: Wait is this a vacation...
Humanoid: No we'll be filming the rest of the episode here!
Ash: OH COME ON JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I'D BE FREE!
Humanoid: Because we're here without a stage that also means that the TORD Talent Show arc will be paused for now
Ash: At least I don't have to humiliate myself anymor-
Ash: *Gets orbital striked by Himeko's ultimate*
Troy: Hopefully he stays dead he has been getting way to annoying!
Topaz: *Walks into the compartment the cast is in*
Humanoid, Kitty, And Dave: *Start freaking out*
Dave: IT'S THE IRS!
Humanoid And Kitty: *Unholster guns*
Topaz: So I'm here to speak to you about your outstanding taxes!
Paul: I don't get it why are you guys to scared right now!
The Lights: *Start flickering*
Humanoid: Looks like some of the Astral Express' systems are malfunctioning after the orbital strike, Dave go check the generator room
Dave: Yes sir!
Topaz: I'm going with him in case he tries to falsify you two's tax reports!
Humanoid: Fine...
Topaz And Dave: *Leave the compartment to go to the generator room*
Humanoid: Now with that out of the way Kitty go falsify our tax reports!
Kitty: I don't like helping you but it is the IRS we are dealing with...
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Troy: All the cohosts reveal they went to Hogwarts and use Crucio on Paul!
Cohosts: Yep we all went to Hogwarts!
Cohosts: *Use Crucio on Paul*
Paul: *Screams in agony until the cohosts stop*
Humanoid: Onto the next truth or dare!
Troy: Humanoid go steal Minun's cookies!
Humanoid: *Steals Minun's cookie jar*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Troy: Switchy share more of your lore!
Switchy: *Shares his lore*
Humanoid While Tearing Up: Truly inspirational
The Contestants: *Agree with Humanoid*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Troy: I dare for every couple to be locked into rooms and to do seven minutes in heaven!
Kitty: *Shoves every couple in a room*
Kitty: Well for some important news Troy has made a rom hack, and we all have to play it!
The Remaining Contestants And Cohosts: *Play the rom hack and rage quit as it is way too hard*
Kitty: Our next truth or dare from Troy is for us to blackmail SparkShipping!
Kitty: *Teleports SparkShipping into the studio*
Kitty: *Blackmails Minun and Plusle by using redacted information given to him by Troy*
Kitty: And our final dare is for us to recreate World War 2!
The Remaining Contestants And Cohosts: *Recreate World War 2, with Barry, Drew, Clemont, and Kiawe dying in the process*
Kitty: Well that's it for today, remember to comment down more truths and dares!
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