Humanoid: Welcome back to another episode of Truth Or Dare sponsored by Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Uranium Umbrellas now onto the first truth or dare!

Kurama: Misty wear this!

Kurama: *Gives Misty a bug costume*

Misty: *Doesn't realize it's a bug costume and puts it on*

Gary: *Starts laughing*

Misty: What are you laughing at!

Misty: *Hits Gary with a hammer*

Gary Who Is Still Laughing: Nothing it's just that your wearing a bug costume!

Misty: *Freaks out and faints*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: Welt kiss Pom Pom!

Welt: *Begrudgingly kisses Pom Pom*

Everyone Other Than Welt: *Starts laughing at Welt*

Humanoid: Well our next dare is from Rebecca_Loves!

Rebecca_Loves: I dare for Ash to roast Misty!

Ash: *Grabs a Barbeque from the storage room and starts it up*

Troy: I like the enslavement of Pals!

Ash: *Is confused by Troy's statement before going back to preparing the barbeque*

Ash: Gary we have to cook!

Humanoid: *Has flashbacks to season 3*

Humanoid: The dare is not to literally roast Misty but instead insult her!

Ash: Oh...

Ash: *Begins roasting Misty like this*

https://youtu.be/va1IWk3-CFM

Misty: *Grabs her hammer and starts whacking Ash*

Ash: *Somehow escapes the studio back to New Vegas*

Humanoid: Dave get him...

Dave: *Puts on NCR Elite Riot Gear and starts chasing down Ash*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Sandtrooper: Dawn since I still won't let you go for making that parallel world collpase and killing a version of yourself, I dare you to break into Nintendo's main office and steal the Switch 2 prototype and the beta for Metroid Prime 4!

Humanoid: *Gives Dawn a Glock and then teleports Dawn in front of Nintendo HQ*

Location: Infront Of Nintendo HQ

Dawn: *Sneaks into Nintendo HQ but trips an alarm*

Dawn: Oh s**t...

Nintendo Ninjas: *Start chasing after her*

Dawn: *Starts freaking out and blind firing at the Nintendo Ninjas while trying to find the Switch 2 prototype*

Dawn: *Finds the Switch 2 prototype and steals it before trying to find a copy of Metroid Prime 4*

Nintendo Ninjas: *Surround Dawn*

Dawn: *Shoots three of the Ninjas before running away and finding a copy of Metroid Prime 4 and barely making it out of Nintendo HQ*

Humanoid: *Teleports Dawn back to the studio*

Location: Studio

Dawn: Here...

Dawn: *Drops the switch 2 prototype and the copy of Metroid Prime 4 on the ground*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: The contestants compete in the Hunger Games with Katniss picking names!

Katniss: *Picks the names with those names being, Ahs and Brock, Gold and Silver, May and Max, Dawn and Barry, Troy and Rosa, Calem and Serena, Gloria and Victor, and finally Nemona and Penny*

Humanoid: *Teleports all the picked people to the gladiator arena but Ash who still hasn't been captured by Dave so he replaces him with Season 5 Ash*

Location: The Gladiator Arena

Humanoid: Let the 77th, I think Hunger Games begin!

The Games: *Start with everyone but Dawn rushing to the Cornucopia*

Dawn: *Unholsters her Glock from earlier and shoots everyone*

Humanoid: And we have the winner of the 77th annual Hunger Games give a round of applause for Dawn!

Everyone: *Claps for Dawn*

Humanoid: *Teleports everyone back to the studio and revives everyone*

Location: Studio

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: Katniss joins the cast!

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Sandtrooper: Goh did you dig up anything when I sent you to Lumiose?

Goh: I dug up a few things actually!

Goh: *Brings a comically large duffel bag from his room*

Goh: So I brought a bunch of dead bodies, a ton of money, a few Poke Balls, the BFG-9000, some gold coins, a few mega st-

Humanoid: Wait did you say the BFG-9000...

Goh: Yea it was just laying there!

Humanoid: *Takes away the BFG-9000 and locks it in the armory*

Humanoid: Anything else?

Goh: Nope that's it!

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Sandtrooper: Drew I am forcing you to attend speech therapy so that you stop saying May's name wrong, with Daiki and Koharu being responsible for you they may use mental torture!

Drew: *Gets taken away by Daiki and Koharu*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: Everyone react to this!

Bronya To Dan Heng: You did what!

Troy: For my next dare Bronya beat up Dan Heng!

Bronya: *Beats up Dan Heng*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Rebecca_Loves: I dare for Dawn to go to sleep and when she wakes up she can't use bubbles to brush her hair instead she has to use a brush!

Dawn: *Falls asleep and then wakes up and uses a hairbrush to burhs her hair*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: Someone fixes the Vaporeon copypasta!

Serena: Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon romantic partnership, Vaporeon is one of the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which has some of the prettiest pokémon, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they're large enough to be hugged with both arms, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you could cuddle hard with one (although only if they are comfortable with it). Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that a captivated Vaporeon would have incredibly wet lips, so wet that you could easily kiss one for hours without wanting to stop. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide their smile, so it'd be incredibly easy to fall in love with one. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily have as many sloppy kisses as you desire. Few other Pokémon comes close to this level of sweetness. Also, fun fact, if you hold one for long enough, you can make your Vaporeon's cheeks turn red. Vaporeon is literally built for a human's heart. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take affection all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more!

Troy: Hopefully the internet will no longer use the old Vaporeon copypasta!

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: *Summons Pals*

Humanoid And Troy: *Enslave the Pals*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: March 7th beats up Paimon!

March 7th: *Beats up with Paimon*

March 7th: I'm the best gacha game mascot!

Humanoid: Naw Saber is

Ash: Anyone else find it weird that her name is a day...

Troy: *Looks at Ash menacingly* 

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: I throw Switchy out of the window!

Troy: *Throws Switchy out of the window*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: I show off my ultimate!

Troy: *Uses his ultimate which is the trailblazers but with pyro ball*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: Welt splits the universe in half with his ultimate!

Welt: Finally I will get my revenge on you lot!

Humanoid: Shut up Shakespeare and get it over with!

Welt: *Splits the universe in half with his ultimate killing billions*

Humanoid: *Repairs the universe*

Humanoid: *Proceeds to tell Season 5 Ash the secrets of terastilization and Terapagos*

Humanoid: Well that's it for today's chapter remember to comment down more truths and dares!