AN: All characters are over 18!
Humanoid: Welcome back to another episode of Truth Or Dare sponsored by Physician Unhinged Heartthrob now onto the first truth or dare!
SuperFastPikachu: Unseal the PG filter forever!
SuperFastPikachu: *Uses a bedrock breaking glitch and kills PG*
Humanoid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kitty: F**K!
Gary: Yay I can finally swear!
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Kru: Bonnie and Max have to do "it"
Humanoid: *Ages Bonnie and Max up*
Humanoid: Go to to a room!
Bonnie And Max: *Go to a room and start doing the dare*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Luna: Everyone guess how old I am!
Humanoid: 13!
Gary, Ash, Brock: *Agree*
Everyone Else: *Says random numbers in the ballpark of 10-22*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Troy: Ash is neutered and has his balls chopped off!
Humanoid: Ok...
AN: Troy wrote this part for me!
Troy: Let's start!
Ash: NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Serena: NO, DONT HURT MY ASHY!
Troy: *Neuters him*
Everyone: *Traumatized*
Troy: And now he can't have sex so we don't need to hear him and Serena moaning at 1 in the morning!
Ash and Serena: HEY!
Gary: Get wrecked Ashy Boy!
Humanoid: Next truth or dare...
Troy: Me and SuperFastPikachu commit war crimes against Ash who has just paid his debt to the State Of New York back!
Ash: At least I have no more debt...
Troy: You still have to serve another 15 years!
Troy: *Teleports Ash to prison before committing war crimes against him with SuperFastPikachu before teleporting himself and SuperFastPikachu back*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
AstolfoFanatic: I dare for the return of Season 3 Ash/Darth Ketchup and his harem!
Humanoid: *Teleport Season 3 Ash and his old harem to the studio from New Vegas*
Xavier: *Sees Morgan and pulls out a glock*
Season 3 Goh: *Looks at Ash horrified*
Xavier: Wait this is treacherous to Super Earth as they're at war with Ash!
Morgan: Ok!
AN: Morgan joined the Helldivers due to her irrational fear of bugs in between season 5 and 6
Goh: Xavier I think we should head back to the Super Destroyer...
Xavier And Goh: *Head back to their Super Destroyer*
Humanoid: Calm down... next truth or dare!
Luna: I dare for Humanoid to kiss all the Poke Boys!
Humanoid: *Does the dare*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Troy: Ruan Mei poison Humanoid who does not care because he is so down bad!
Humanoid: *Gets poisoned and does not care*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Troy: We all play the Japanese Wii Pokemon Mystery Dungeon games!
Everyone: *Plays them*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Troy: I explain why preservation trailblazer is better than harmony trailblazer!
Humanoid: He isn't
Troy: *Starts explaining*
Everyone: *Is not convinced*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Troy: Dave pulls Kafka who is then killed by Kitty's catgirl harem!
Humanoid: *Sprays Kafka with Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Romantics*
Dave: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!
Kafkfa: *Gets murdered by Kitty's catgirl harem*
Dave: NO NO NO F**K SHIT!
Kitty: Dave a dare is a dare
Dave: Yes sir
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Troy: Someone blows up Penacony!
Xavier: *Orbital strikes Penacony using his Super Destroyer*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Troy: Gary dies because theboi986 is gone right now and when he gets back he will be traumatized!
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Troy: Humanoid buy a Ruan Mei bodypillow!
Humanoid: *Buys a Ruan Mei bodypillow*
Everyone: *Looks at him confused as the real Ruan Mei is right next to him*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Troy: I expose Humanoid's waifu taste!
AN: Troy wrote this part
Troy: It is waifus with white or pink hair!
Humanoid: Wrong well that's it for today's episode so remember to comment down more truths or dares!
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