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Humanoid: Welcome back to another episode of Truth Or Dare sponsored by Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Uranium Umbrellas now onto the first truth or dare!

Kurama: Give Misty an empty flamethrower and throw her in a pit and throw giants bugs at her!

Humanoid: *Gives Misty an empty flamethrower and teleports her into a pit filled with bile titans from Helldivers 2*

Location: The Pit

Bile Titans: *Charging at Misty*

Misty: *Tries to use the flamethrower but it's empty and gets killed by the Bile Titans while having a heart attack*

Location: Studio

Humanoid: Dave go retrieve Misty's body and revive her!

Dave: *Puts on Night Sentinel armor and grabs a rocket launcher and goes to the pit*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Kurama: Everyone eats a two billion Scoville pepper!

Humanoid: *Gives everyone a pepper*

Everyone: *Eats their peppers with only Ash, the cohosts, and Humanoid surviving* 

Ash: Light work!

Dave: *Comes back with Misty's dead body and sees all the dead bodies on the floor*

Dave: Let me gue-

Humanoid: Go revive them in the revival room too!

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Kru: Cure everyone of Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Romantics Gene!

Humanoid: *Cures everyone*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

BIDBTS5: I dare for everyone to dress in radroach costumes and scare Misty!

Ash: YES FINALLY REVENGE FOR GETTING HIT WITH A MALLET SO OFTEN!

Everyone: *Puts on rad roach costumes and scares Misty to death*

BITBTS5: I dare for every girl to do it with Ash for 10 minutes in heaven!

Humanoid: Wait... that means...

Ash: A dare is a dare Humanoid!

Troy: *Realizes that March will be part of it*

Troy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Humanoid: *Sprays every girl and Ash with Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Gene and then teleports them to Urdak from DOOM*

Dave: Wait you sent them to Urdak...

Humanoid: It's close enough hopefully Ash gets killed by a Makyr Drone or something!

Location: Urdak

Ash And The Girls: *Start doing it*

Samur Makyr: *Is questioning what is happening*

Location: Studio

Twenty Minutes Later

Humanoid: Dave has it been ten minutes yet...

Dave: No it's been twenty

Humanoid: Dave I need you t-

Kru: I dare for Team Rocket, Mark and Dave to suffer!

Dave: Wait what...

Humanoid: A dare is a dare!

Humanoid: *Teleports Team Rocket, Dave, and Mark to the bile titan pit that Misty was in earlier*

Humanoid: *Goes on his PC and hires the cheapest bounty hunter team possible as they are running out of budget*

The Bounty Hunter Team: *Arrives which is consisted of Gabriel (Ultrakill), Isaac Clarke, Doomguy, Tarn, and two Helldivers with Robco pauldrons*

The Two Helldivers: *Take of their helmets revealing to be Goh from season 3 and Xavier*

Season 3 Goh: Well what's the job!

Season 3 Goh: *Sees Kitty and is horrified*

Humanoid To Xavier: What's his problem?

Xavier: Kitty trapped him in the distortion world for three seasons!

Xavier: So what's the job!

Humanoid: Invade Urdak and capture Ash and every female cast member who are currently do-

Xavier And His Crew: *Leave before Humanoid finishes*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Kru: I dare for Gary to fight Vegeta!

Gary: Nah I'd win!

Vegeta: *Bursts in and kills Gary the second he says win*

Humanoid: Well that's a rather gruesome end to today's episode remember to comment down more truths and dares!

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