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Humanoid: Welcome back to another episode of Truth Or Dare sponsored by Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Uranium Umbrellas now onto the first truth or dare!
Kurama: Give Misty an empty flamethrower and throw her in a pit and throw giants bugs at her!
Humanoid: *Gives Misty an empty flamethrower and teleports her into a pit filled with bile titans from Helldivers 2*
Location: The Pit
Bile Titans: *Charging at Misty*
Misty: *Tries to use the flamethrower but it's empty and gets killed by the Bile Titans while having a heart attack*
Location: Studio
Humanoid: Dave go retrieve Misty's body and revive her!
Dave: *Puts on Night Sentinel armor and grabs a rocket launcher and goes to the pit*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Kurama: Everyone eats a two billion Scoville pepper!
Humanoid: *Gives everyone a pepper*
Everyone: *Eats their peppers with only Ash, the cohosts, and Humanoid surviving*
Ash: Light work!
Dave: *Comes back with Misty's dead body and sees all the dead bodies on the floor*
Dave: Let me gue-
Humanoid: Go revive them in the revival room too!
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Kru: Cure everyone of Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Romantics Gene!
Humanoid: *Cures everyone*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
BIDBTS5: I dare for everyone to dress in radroach costumes and scare Misty!
Ash: YES FINALLY REVENGE FOR GETTING HIT WITH A MALLET SO OFTEN!
Everyone: *Puts on rad roach costumes and scares Misty to death*
BITBTS5: I dare for every girl to do it with Ash for 10 minutes in heaven!
Humanoid: Wait... that means...
Ash: A dare is a dare Humanoid!
Troy: *Realizes that March will be part of it*
Troy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Humanoid: *Sprays every girl and Ash with Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Gene and then teleports them to Urdak from DOOM*
Dave: Wait you sent them to Urdak...
Humanoid: It's close enough hopefully Ash gets killed by a Makyr Drone or something!
Location: Urdak
Ash And The Girls: *Start doing it*
Samur Makyr: *Is questioning what is happening*
Location: Studio
Twenty Minutes Later
Humanoid: Dave has it been ten minutes yet...
Dave: No it's been twenty
Humanoid: Dave I need you t-
Kru: I dare for Team Rocket, Mark and Dave to suffer!
Dave: Wait what...
Humanoid: A dare is a dare!
Humanoid: *Teleports Team Rocket, Dave, and Mark to the bile titan pit that Misty was in earlier*
Humanoid: *Goes on his PC and hires the cheapest bounty hunter team possible as they are running out of budget*
The Bounty Hunter Team: *Arrives which is consisted of Gabriel (Ultrakill), Isaac Clarke, Doomguy, Tarn, and two Helldivers with Robco pauldrons*
The Two Helldivers: *Take of their helmets revealing to be Goh from season 3 and Xavier*
Season 3 Goh: Well what's the job!
Season 3 Goh: *Sees Kitty and is horrified*
Humanoid To Xavier: What's his problem?
Xavier: Kitty trapped him in the distortion world for three seasons!
Xavier: So what's the job!
Humanoid: Invade Urdak and capture Ash and every female cast member who are currently do-
Xavier And His Crew: *Leave before Humanoid finishes*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Kru: I dare for Gary to fight Vegeta!
Gary: Nah I'd win!
Vegeta: *Bursts in and kills Gary the second he says win*
Humanoid: Well that's a rather gruesome end to today's episode remember to comment down more truths and dares!
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