AN: Warning Fourth Wall Breaks Ahead

Humanoid: Welcome back to another episode of tortu- I mean Truth Or Dare!

Dave: Way to be subtle sir...

Humanoid: Well onto the truths and dares!

Troy: I dare for Switchy to become a cohost!

Switchy: *Walks into the studio*

Humanoid: *Shakes Switchy's hand*

Humanoid: Welcome to the team!

Troy: Now that Switchy is here, I dare Switcy to fight Ash for Serena

Humanoid: Here we go again...

Switchy: Yes Performanceshipping shall be canon!

Dave: Sir the gladiator arena is prepped!

Ash: Wait I don't really care though I already have Anabel

Humanoid: It doesn't matter a dare is a dare!

Humanoid: *Teleports everyone to a gladiator arena with Switchy and Ash in the pit*

Ash: I don't want to do this you can have Serena like I said I already have Anabel

Humanoid: Never did I expect to see Ash acting reasonable

Dave: The rules of this duel are simple, the first to die loses!

Humanoid: BATTLE BEGIN!

Ash: Pikachu electrocute Switchy to death!

Pikachu: *Uses Thunderbolt on Switchy*

Switchy: *Dodges*

Ash: *Pulls out a glock*

Ash: Time to die!

Switchy: *Pulls out the Gaster Blaster and fires at Ash vaporizing him*

Humanoid: Well you win Switchy!

Humanoid: *Makes Performanceshipping canon with the use of Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Romantics gene*

Humanoid: Next dare or truth!

theboi986: A truth for Gary why are you a pervert?

Gary: I just am it's my nature 

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

theboi986: Make Serena go bald from cutting her hair too much!

Serena: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Five Minutes Later

Serena: *Threatening to commit war crimes against the host and the cohosts other than Switchy*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

theboi986: Serena what do you like about Ash?

Serena: I hate Ash he tried to hurt Switchy!

Dave: *Comes back from the revival chamber room with Ash who heard what was said*

Ash: In my defence, it was a fight to the death!

Humanoid Whispers To Dave: Looks like she's now just a yandere for Switchy huh...

Dave Whispers Back: It appears so!

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

theboi986: Iris if you could be any of the 1025 Pokemon which one would you be?

Iris: The hypothetical fusion of, Reshiram, Zekrom, and Kyurem!

Humanoid: So the original dragon

Iris: Correct!

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: I dare for us to see WW3 unfold and for all the regions to fight in it!

Humanoid: *Teleports everyone to the security room and gives everyone popcorn, a mountain dew and nachos*

Humanoid: Time to watch the chaos unfold!

Unova: *Proceeds to nuke ever region*

Galar: *Nukes Unova in retaliation*

The World: *Starts looking like the universe from Fallout*

Switchy: Bring Chloe, Bonnie and Max back to the studio, and if Barry or Ash complain they will fight Phase 3 Last Breath Sans!

Ash: *Has flashbacks to Artorias and getting killed by Switchy*

Barry: *Flashbacks to getting fined*

Ash And Barry: Begrudgingly do not complain

Humanoid: *Teleports Chloe, Bonnie and Max back to the studio and turns them back to normal*

Chloe After Realizing She Is Back In The Studio:

Chloe: Why am I back here!

Bonnie: At least I'm not a zombie anymore!

Kru: *Crashes into the studio through the roof*

Kru: I'm back!

Humanoid: Let's go!

theboi986: Well I some more dares, the corruption virus begins to spread!

Serena, May, Clemont, Gary, Mallow, Lana, Liko, Roy, And Kiawe: *Get corrupted*

Humanoid: Everyone to the armory, Dave hold them off

Dave: Sir yes sir!

Dave: *Pulls out a Glock 19 and begins shooting the corrupted contestants*

Humanoid: *Goes to the armory with the contestants, and cohosts*

Humanoid: Locks the armory door

Humanoid: Well Dave will be able to hold them off for now, so I guess we'll film the rest of the episode right here in the armoury!

Ash: ARE YOU KIDDING ME WE ALMOST ALL JUST GOT CORRUPTED BY SOME VIRUS

Humanoid: The show must go on on to the next truth or dare!

theboi986: I dare to check on Dawn!

Dawn: *Freaking out*

Dawn: WHY DO I HAVE [CENSORED] BUNNY EARS NOW!

theboi986: Now for my next dare Ash shall be given a male Wooper

Humanoid: *Gives Ash a pokeball with a male Wooper in it*

theboi986: I now dare for you to read my Ashachu book

Everyone: *Reads the Ashachu book*

Humanoid: Nice book now next truth or dare!

Dave: *Banging on the armory door*

Dave: Sir I can't hold them off much longer!

Humanoid: *Reads the rest of the dare list*

Humanoid: We need all of them for the rest of the dares anyway

Humanoid: *Cures everyone of any ailments other than Dawn*

Dawn: Oh come on!

Humanoid: *Opens the armory door*

Serena: MY HAIR HAS RETURNED!

Everyone: *Walks back to the studio recording room*

Humanoid: Onto the next truth or dare!

Kru: Amourpearlshipping becomes canon! (DawnXAshXSerena)

Ash: For the last time I am already with Anabel!

Switchy: Wait but Performanceshipping is currently canon

Humanoid: *Pulls out the rule book*

Humanoid: *Reads the ruling on solving shipping wars involving Serena*

Humanoid: Dave go prepare the flex tape to fix the fabric of reality

Humanoid: *Tears open the fabric of reality and teleports in Yvette from the original universe*

Dave: *Proceeds to quickly use flex tape on the tear*

Humanoid: *Makes Amourpearlshipping canon by using Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Romantics gene on Yvette, Ash, and Dawn*

Anabel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: I dare for Fourthwheelshipping and Iconshipping to become canon!

theboi986: Speaking of Fourthwheelshipping I dare for Fourthwheelshipping to turn evil!

Humanoid: *Sprays Fourthwheelshipping and Iconshipping with Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Romantics Gene*

Humanoid: *Proceeds to turn Fourthwheelshipping evil* 

Bonnie And Max: *Begin to start scheming*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

SuperFastPikachu: I dare for Mark to whoop Ash with the gulag belt mode!

Ash: WHY DO YOU GUYS HATE ME SO MUCH!

Mark: *Whoops Ash with the gulag belt mode*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare

SuperFastPikachu: Clemont to stop the revival of Adolf H*tler who wants revenge

Humanoid: You gotta be kidding me...

TV: *Turns on and shows a broadcast of the guys from Wolfenstein trying to revive Adolf H*tler*

Clemont: But how?

Humanoid: I don't know figure it out!

Clemont: *Builds an ICBM and launches it at Adolf H*tler*

Humanoid: Now that that's over next truth or dare!

Kru: I would like to introduce our new cohosts, Indigo the Umbreon and Shift the Jolteon!

Contestants: *Slow clap*

Humanoid: *Welcomes them*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Kru: Gary has to break his legs!

Humanoid: *Levitates Gary outside of the studio, to an altitude of fifty meters then drops him, breaking Gary's legs*

Gary: My legs!

Gary: And my spinal cord!

Kru: I now dare for Bonnie to eat Smile Dip, after that she will be teleported to Kallos!

Bonnie: *Eats Smile Dip*

Humanoid: *Teleports Bonnie to the Kallosian Wasteland*

Location: Kallosian Wasteland

Bonnie: *Goes insane*

Location: The Studio

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Kru: I now dare for everyone to watch Anime Vines by Anime Brain!

https://youtu.be/KDVZsQjdnlc

Brock After Seeing Kirito: I heard he has a harem to rival mine

Ash After Everything He Has Been Through In This Chapter: Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

theboi986: Oh there's more Ash I dare for Liko and Roy to switch bodies with their Pokemon

Humanoid: *Swaps Liko and Roy's consciousnesses with their Pokemon* 

theboi986: I now dare for Ash and Serena to be turned into Pokemon and then to do "it" and have an egg!

Ash: NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT!

Troy: I also dare for all couples to do seven minutes in heaven, including Preservationshipping and Performanceshipping 

Humanoid Begrudgingly: You heard him everybody in a relationship get in the dark rooms!

Dave: Your just salty you don't get your self ship as it's prohibited by Lord Author!

Humanoid: *Proceeds to teleport Bonnie back, and turn Ash, Dawn, and Serena into Pikachu, Buneary and Fennekin respectively* 

Humanoid: Well we'll check back with them next chapter, so for now remember to comment more truths and dares!