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Humanoid: Welcome back to another episode of Truth Or Dare!
Humanoid: Now onto the first truth or dare!
SuperFastPikachu: I dare for Florida to be taken over by someone!
Shockwave: *Takes over Florida and forces everyone in Florida to mine Dark Energon*
Humanoid: Here we go again...
Ash: Why do I feel like this happened before...
Humanoid: DAVE GET THE FLEX TAPE, now onto the next truth or dare!
Dave: Troy told me the next dare before hand and it is for Lord Author to check on every couple
Lord Author: *Checks on every couple*
Lord Author: Well pretty much everyone is asleep right now... and there were these in AmourPearlshipping's room
Lord Author: *Gives Humanoid the eggs*
Humanoid: Now with that out of the way, Dave start the alarm!
Dave: *Presses the nuclear alarm button to wake up everyone in the rooms*
Humanoid On The PA System: Rise and shine everyone!
Humanoid: Next truth or dare
Switchy: I dare for Dawn to evolve into a Loppuny and then mega evolve!
Humanoid: *Gives Dawn a bunch of rare candies then mega evolves Loppuny*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare
Kru: I dare to make a clone of Serena for Switchy, and a clone of Ash for Anabel!
Yvette: I ALREADY AM A SERENA CLONE!
Humanoid: *Makes a clone of human Ash for Anabel*
Clone-Ash: *Walks to Anabel*
Anabel: *Pulls out a .357 Magnum and shoots Clone-Ash to death*
Anabel: That's not the real Ash!
Humanoid: Next truth or dare
Switchy: Ash has to fight every Sans AU in existance!
Humanoid: *Teleports everyone to the gladiator arena and turns Ash back into a human*
Ash: *Puts on a suit of NCR Ranger Combat armor, and pulls out a legendary Never Ending MIRV Fat Man (I have been playing way too much Fallout lately) both of which he stole from the armory*
Humanoid: *Teleports every Sans AU in existence into the pit*
Humanoid: BATTLE BEGIN!
Ash: *Starts spam firing mini nukes at the Sans AUs, crashing the universe's physics engine, causing the fabric of reality to fall apart*
Every Sans AU: *Starts disintegrating due to the physics engine crashing*
Humanoid: Dave go get the flex tape and fix the fabric of reality!
Dave: *Patches up the fabric of reality*
Humanoid: Well the winner is Ash!
Humanoid: *Teleports everyone back to the studio*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Troy: I dare for Lord Author to remove the no Humanoid self shipping rule and make him a ship!
Lord Author: *Begrudgingly removes the rule*
Lord Author: Welp I made him a ship but I did not make it come true
Lord Author: *Whispers something to Dave*
Humanoid: Now for our next dare we have been dared to read and rate these books!
Humanoid: *Pulls out a list*
The List:
Troy's Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Book
Kru's Ask Or Dare My Interest Fandoms Book
sonictheforreal1243's Pokemon Truth Or Dare Book
The End Of The List
Ash: They're all pretty good!
Humanoid: Yep I agree!
Kru: I now dare for Iris to say "The future is in the past, onwards Ashomia!"
Iris: The future is in the past, onwards Ashomia!
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Troy: I dare for the cast of my Mystery Dungeon story to somehow teleport here
Fabric Of Reality: *Collapses*
Dave: Sir I don't even think Flex Tape is going to fix this one...
Troy's Mystery Dungeon Cast: *Arrives through one of the portals*
Ash: *Throws Master Balls he stole from the armory at all the new arrivals*
Humanoid: Dave figure something out as the multiverse is quite literally collapsing right now!
Dave: *Grabs a can of Flex Seal and starts spraying the Fabric Of Reality*
Fabric Of Reality: *Is fixed by the Flex Seal*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare
theboi986: I have a translator so Ash's Wooper who is your crush?
Ash's Wooper: I got here two days ago...
Humanoid: Next truth or dare
Switchy: I now dare to become a Petilil
Humanoid: *Turns Switchy into a Petilil*
Switchy: I now dare for everyone to argue over the best Petilil moveset!
Paul: But Petilil is a pathetic Pokemon
Switchy: You wanna test that theory?
Paul: *Remembers what happened to Ash*
Humanoid: Endure, sunny day, rest and leech seed!
Ash: No energy ball!
Humanoid And Ash: *Pull out .357 Magnums and point them at each other*
Switchy: I DARE FOR EVERYONE TO HAVE A GUN!
Humanoid: *Turns Dawn and Serena back into humans and gives everyone AK-47s*
Contestants: *Start shooting at Humanoid*
Humanoid: *Starts firing back at the contestants killing Mallow, and Kiawe*
Liko And Roy: *Realize they're still Sprigatitio and Fuecoco, and due to that they can't use their AK-47s*
Liko: I HATE THIS!
Roy: SAME!
Humanoid: Ok let's get a truce going everyone put down you guns!
Contestants: *Drops their weapons realizing that they can't kill Humanoid*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
theboi986: Make Ash forget about Anabel
Humanoid: *Wipes Ash's memories of Anabel*
Anabel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Humanoid: Next truth or dare
theboi986: Fourthwheelshipping needs to tell me what their evil plan is!
Fourthwheelshipping: *Tells theboi986 their evil plan but makes him sign an NDA*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Troy: Lord Author has to revive the world!
Lord Author: *Revives the world by turning it into the world from Fallout, meaning life exists once more outside of the studio*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
theboi986: Meowth did you know Ash's Pikachu can talk now?
Humanoid: We gotta head down to the dungeon to ask him that!
Humanoid And theboi986: *Go down to Meowth's cell in the dungeon*
theboi986: *Asks Meowth the question*
Meowth: No and I don't care!
Humanoid and theboi986: *Go back to the main recording room*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Troy: All the girls look up their names without safe search on!
Nothing Happens
Humanoid: You do know nothing happens as long as you don't have a term that triggers safe search!
Unnamed Author: *Enters the studio and drops off a few energy canisters*
Humanoid: Thank you!
Humanoid: *Hands Dave the energy canisters*
Humanoid Whispers To Dave: Lock these up in the armory
Dave: Yes sir!
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
SuperFastPikachu: The guys from Wolfenstein get annihilated by, Ironhide, Optimus Prime, and Frank Horrigan
Location: The Guys From Wolfenstein's Base
Optimus Prime: GIVE ME YOUR FACE!
Optimus Prime: *Proceeds to rip apart a bunch of Supersoldaten*
Farnk Horrigan: *Kills all of them with a MIRV Fat Man*
Location: Studio
Humanoid: Onto the next truth or dare!
Kru: I dare for Camilla and Luna to fuse together!
Humanoid: *Uses an Xros Loader to fuse Camilla and Luna together*
Kru: And I now dare for AU Jerry to sing Unknown Suffering V3!
AU Jerry: *Sings Unknown Suffering V3*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Kru: I dare for everyone to meet the cast of the Eeeveelution Squad, Friday Flareon and Stupid Short Eevee Comic!
Humanoid: *Teleports them to the studio*
Ash .5 Microseconds After They Arrive: *Throws Master Balls at them*
Humanoid: Wait a minute Ash first you have a MIRV Never Ending Fat Man, then enough mini nukes to crash the physics engine, then NCR Ranger Combat Armor, then a .357 Magnum and finally a bunch of Master Balls...
Ash: I stole it from the armory as I am now declaring war against the cohosts and hosts other than Switchy, as you guys have quite literally ruined my lif-
Humanoid: *Shoots Ash in the head while he was talking, killing him*
Humanoid: Dave take Ash to the revival chambers, next truth or dare!
theboi986: Serena's Delphox becomes a yandere for Ash's Greninja
Humanoid: *Sprays Serena's Delphox with Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Yandere Spray*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Troy And theboi986: Liko and Roy did you know Pokemon Horizons is on Netflix?
Liko And Roy: What's Netflix?
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Switchy: Everyone reenacts Striked by Zaydash!
AN: While watching the video I did not understand anything happening on screen
Evenyone: *Reenacts Striked by Zaydash*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Troy: 9/11 gets remade but on the Freedom Tower!
Gary: *Invades the armory, steals a B-52 Stratofortress and proceeds to ram it into the remains of the Freedom Tower*
Humanoid: Next truth or dare!
Kru: Everyone watch this!
https://youtu.be/DpTb7de7xi4
Ash: Is that a new Pokemon?
Humanoid: NO YOU MORON!
Kru: And for my final dare, I dare for Ash to be turned into a talking baby for the next four chapters!
Ash While Getting Turned Into A Baby: OH COME ON!
Humanoid: Well that's it for today, remember to comment down more truths and dares!
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