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Humanoid: Welcome back to another episode of Truth Or Dare!

Humanoid: Now onto the first truth or dare!

SuperFastPikachu: I dare for Florida to be taken over by someone!

Shockwave: *Takes over Florida and forces everyone in Florida to mine Dark Energon*

Humanoid: Here we go again...

Ash: Why do I feel like this happened before...

Humanoid: DAVE GET THE FLEX TAPE, now onto the next truth or dare!

Dave: Troy told me the next dare before hand and it is for Lord Author to check on every couple

Lord Author: *Checks on every couple*

Lord Author: Well pretty much everyone is asleep right now... and there were these in AmourPearlshipping's room

Lord Author: *Gives Humanoid the eggs*

Humanoid: Now with that out of the way, Dave start the alarm!

Dave: *Presses the nuclear alarm button to wake up everyone in the rooms*

Humanoid On The PA System: Rise and shine everyone!

Humanoid: Next truth or dare

Switchy: I dare for Dawn to evolve into a Loppuny and then mega evolve!

Humanoid: *Gives Dawn a bunch of rare candies then mega evolves Loppuny*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare

Kru: I dare to make a clone of Serena for Switchy, and a clone of Ash for Anabel!

Yvette: I ALREADY AM A SERENA CLONE!

Humanoid: *Makes a clone of human Ash for Anabel*

Clone-Ash: *Walks to Anabel*

Anabel: *Pulls out a .357 Magnum and shoots Clone-Ash to death*

Anabel: That's not the real Ash!

Humanoid: Next truth or dare

Switchy: Ash has to fight every Sans AU in existance!

Humanoid: *Teleports everyone to the gladiator arena and turns Ash back into a human*

Ash: *Puts on a suit of NCR Ranger Combat armor, and pulls out a legendary Never Ending MIRV Fat Man (I have been playing way too much Fallout lately) both of which he stole from the armory*

Humanoid: *Teleports every Sans AU in existence into the pit*

Humanoid: BATTLE BEGIN!

Ash: *Starts spam firing mini nukes at the Sans AUs, crashing the universe's physics engine, causing the fabric of reality to fall apart*

Every Sans AU: *Starts disintegrating due to the physics engine crashing*

Humanoid: Dave go get the flex tape and fix the fabric of reality!

Dave: *Patches up the fabric of reality*

Humanoid: Well the winner is Ash!

 Humanoid: *Teleports everyone back to the studio*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: I dare for Lord Author to remove the no Humanoid self shipping rule and make him a ship!

Lord Author: *Begrudgingly removes the rule*

Lord Author: Welp I made him a ship but I did not make it come true

Lord Author: *Whispers something to Dave*

Humanoid: Now for our next dare we have been dared to read and rate these books!

Humanoid: *Pulls out a list*

The List:

Troy's Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Book

Kru's Ask Or Dare My Interest Fandoms Book

sonictheforreal1243's Pokemon Truth Or Dare Book

The End Of The List

Ash: They're all pretty good!

Humanoid: Yep I agree!

Kru: I now dare for Iris to say "The future is in the past, onwards Ashomia!"

Iris: The future is in the past, onwards Ashomia!

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: I dare for the cast of my Mystery Dungeon story to somehow teleport here

Fabric Of Reality: *Collapses*

Dave: Sir I don't even think Flex Tape is going to fix this one...

Troy's Mystery Dungeon Cast: *Arrives through one of the portals*

Ash: *Throws Master Balls he stole from the armory at all the new arrivals*

Humanoid: Dave figure something out as the multiverse is quite literally collapsing right now!

Dave: *Grabs a can of Flex Seal and starts spraying the Fabric Of Reality*

Fabric Of Reality: *Is fixed by the Flex Seal*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare

theboi986: I have a translator so Ash's Wooper who is your crush?

Ash's Wooper: I got here two days ago...

Humanoid: Next truth or dare

Switchy: I now dare to become a Petilil

Humanoid: *Turns Switchy into a Petilil*

Switchy: I now dare for everyone to argue over the best Petilil moveset!

Paul: But Petilil is a pathetic Pokemon

Switchy: You wanna test that theory?

Paul: *Remembers what happened to Ash*

Humanoid: Endure, sunny day, rest and leech seed!

Ash: No energy ball!

Humanoid And Ash: *Pull out .357 Magnums and point them at each other*

Switchy: I DARE FOR EVERYONE TO HAVE A GUN!

Humanoid: *Turns Dawn and Serena back into humans and gives everyone AK-47s*

Contestants: *Start shooting at Humanoid*

Humanoid: *Starts firing back at the contestants killing Mallow, and Kiawe*

Liko And Roy: *Realize they're still Sprigatitio and Fuecoco, and due to that they can't use their AK-47s*

Liko: I HATE THIS!

Roy: SAME!

Humanoid: Ok let's get a truce going everyone put down you guns!

Contestants: *Drops their weapons realizing that they can't kill Humanoid*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

theboi986: Make Ash forget about Anabel

Humanoid: *Wipes Ash's memories of Anabel*

Anabel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Humanoid: Next truth or dare

theboi986: Fourthwheelshipping needs to tell me what their evil plan is!

Fourthwheelshipping: *Tells theboi986 their evil plan but makes him sign an NDA*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: Lord Author has to revive the world!

Lord Author: *Revives the world by turning it into the world from Fallout, meaning life exists once more outside of the studio*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

theboi986: Meowth did you know Ash's Pikachu can talk now?

Humanoid: We gotta head down to the dungeon to ask him that!

Humanoid And theboi986: *Go down to Meowth's cell in the dungeon*

theboi986: *Asks Meowth the question*

Meowth: No and I don't care!

Humanoid and theboi986: *Go back to the main recording room*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: All the girls look up their names without safe search on!

Nothing Happens

Humanoid: You do know nothing happens as long as you don't have a term that triggers safe search!

Unnamed Author: *Enters the studio and drops off a few energy canisters*

Humanoid: Thank you!

Humanoid: *Hands Dave the energy canisters*

Humanoid Whispers To Dave: Lock these up in the armory

Dave: Yes sir!

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

SuperFastPikachu: The guys from Wolfenstein get annihilated by, Ironhide, Optimus Prime, and Frank Horrigan

Location: The Guys From Wolfenstein's Base

Optimus Prime: GIVE ME YOUR FACE!

Optimus Prime: *Proceeds to rip apart a bunch of Supersoldaten*

Farnk Horrigan: *Kills all of them with a MIRV Fat Man*

Location: Studio

Humanoid: Onto the next truth or dare!

Kru: I dare for Camilla and Luna to fuse together!

Humanoid: *Uses an Xros Loader to fuse Camilla and Luna together*

Kru: And I now dare for AU Jerry to sing Unknown Suffering V3!

AU Jerry: *Sings Unknown Suffering V3*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Kru: I dare for everyone to meet the cast of the Eeeveelution Squad, Friday Flareon and Stupid Short Eevee Comic!

Humanoid: *Teleports them to the studio*

Ash .5 Microseconds After They Arrive: *Throws Master Balls at them*

Humanoid: Wait a minute Ash first you have a MIRV Never Ending Fat Man, then enough mini nukes to crash the physics engine, then NCR Ranger Combat Armor, then a .357 Magnum and finally a bunch of Master Balls...

Ash: I stole it from the armory as I am now declaring war against the cohosts and hosts other than Switchy, as you guys have quite literally ruined my lif-

Humanoid: *Shoots Ash in the head while he was talking, killing him*

Humanoid: Dave take Ash to the revival chambers, next truth or dare!

theboi986: Serena's Delphox becomes a yandere for Ash's Greninja

Humanoid: *Sprays Serena's Delphox with Dr. Hopeless Romantic's Yandere Spray*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy And theboi986: Liko and Roy did you know Pokemon Horizons is on Netflix?

Liko And Roy: What's Netflix?

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Switchy: Everyone reenacts Striked by Zaydash!

AN: While watching the video I did not understand anything happening on screen

Evenyone: *Reenacts Striked by Zaydash*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare!

Troy: 9/11 gets remade but on the Freedom Tower!

Gary: *Invades the armory, steals a B-52 Stratofortress and proceeds to ram it into the remains of the Freedom Tower*

Humanoid: Next truth or dare! 

Kru: Everyone watch this!

https://youtu.be/DpTb7de7xi4

Ash: Is that a new Pokemon?

Humanoid: NO YOU MORON!

Kru: And for my final dare, I dare for Ash to be turned into a talking baby for the next four chapters!

Ash While Getting Turned Into A Baby: OH COME ON!

Humanoid: Well that's it for today, remember to comment down more truths and dares!

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