Return of the drying pan full of jelly donuts (and brock)
Burning: skipping all intros let's get right into the dares. Also, Camilla's back
Camilla: hello
Burning: now first dare, revive the brockster. Now, I know I have author powers, but being dead for so long means we need the revival machine.
One eternity later
Burning: and we have the revival machine *throws Brock in the machien*
One ding later
Brock:Imbacknowwhereismydailydoseofnursejoyandofficerjenny?
Max: SHUT UP! *punches*
Brock: *blocks with the legendary drying pan*
Max: OWWWWW *tears start falling*
Brock: looks like i took my drying pan,... and made it a crying pan! *eats a riceball* mmmmmhhh, jelly filled donuts
(*Sorry*)
Skye: next dare, before he loses his head
Camilla: now, fourthwheel shipping must become cannon
Bonnie: ooh a new shipping! Who is it? I'll probably ship it as long as no misty, Gary, miette or camels are involved
Skye: fourthwheel, is you and max.
Max: wha- *blush*
Bonnie: NO FAIR! I'M THE QUEEN OF SHIPS! NO ONE CAN-
Clemont: *on one knee* max, you're a keeper. please take care of my sister
Max: YES! I mean, uh, sure
Bonnie: CLEMONT!
Clemont: oh no
Bonnie: *while holding taser knife* You're dead
Clemont: AHHHHHH *runs*
Burning/skye/camilla: ...
Camilla: that,.. didn't go as expected
Burning: I'll fix it once Bonnie finishes with clemont
Burning: as for our last dare of the day, we will react to Pokémon crack
Ash: what?
Skye: pokemon crack is-
Ash: no no, what's crack? A crack? Can I eat it?
Everyone; ... this motherFU-
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
https://youtu.be/bwFeptj8yqA
Burning: this is Pokémon crack, ash
Ash: but what's crack in general?
Skye: nevermind that, react. I'm gonna scream into a pillow every time someone calls me a furry *leaves*
After the first clip
Brock: yup, that's my life, ... so sad * cries* it's a good thing I can cry into my crying pan
Clemont: *pats Brock's back* don't worry, it could be worse
Ash: how many girls have you asked out?
Brock: more than 50000
Korrina: and all of them have said no?
Brock: yup, .... This must be a side effect of interacting with gary
Gary: HEY!
After watching the second clip
Paul: *punches ash*
Ash: AHH WHAT THE F*CK MAN
Paul; for fun
Dawn: play nice Pauly, for your own good
Paul: what do you mea-
Serena: *crushes paul* NO ONE TOUCHES OR HURTS MY ASHY! NO ONE!
Burning: if a certain furry was here she would agree
AHHHHHHHHHH
After watching the third clip
Max & Bonnie: *playing beyblades*
Misty: *hitting gary*
Ash: *punching a wall*
Camilla: somehow we got here...
After watching the fourth clip
Dawn: *scolding piplup*
Ash: but that never happened in the real show
Fourth wall breaks
Burning: ohhhhhhhh, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-
One fixed wall later, brought to you by chibi gary getting his a$$ beat by chibi misty
Burning: and we're back, fifth clip
After watching the fifth clip
Sylveon: (Serena's) EXPLAIN YOURSELF PIKACHU!
Pikachu: NOT CANNON!
Buneary: YES!
Chespin: (clemont) ladies, ladies. Why fight over pikachu when you could have me?
Sylveon: ugh, let's go. It's starting to smell like desperation in here
(Line not mine)
Chespin: I,.. I... *cries* I COULD USE A CRYING PAN RIGHT ABOUT NOW!
After watching the sixth clip
Brock: *pulls out a lightsaber* It's snover croagunk, I have the high ground!
Croagunk: *also pulls out a lightsaber* crooo, croagunk! (You underestimate my power)
Boooooop
After watching the seventh clip
Dawn: I AM NO FURRY! THAT'S SKYES THING!
AHHHHHHHHHH
Burning: in that clip you're as much as a furry as skye
Ahhhhhhhhhhh
Dawn: just because skyes a furry doesn't mean I'm a furry!
Ahhhhhhhhhhh
Camilla: I don't think having a tail means you're a furry
Burning: true. If you can be compared to skye, you're a furry
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Burning: I'll end this here. I was wondering what to write for the upcoming new cohost, aswell as the other pokemon cracks. I'll do the other ones later, in another chapter, if I remember. Now, since our resident furry is screaming into a pillow, she's not here. But anyways, goodbye
Camilla: goodbye
Skye: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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