Return of the drying pan full of jelly donuts (and brock)

Burning: skipping all intros let's get right into the dares. Also, Camilla's back

Camilla: hello

Burning: now first dare, revive the brockster. Now, I know I have author powers, but being dead for so long means we need the revival machine.

One eternity later

Burning: and we have the revival machine *throws Brock in the machien*

One ding later

Brock:Imbacknowwhereismydailydoseofnursejoyandofficerjenny?

Max: SHUT UP! *punches*

Brock: *blocks with the legendary drying pan*

Max: OWWWWW *tears start falling*

Brock: looks like i took my drying pan,... and made it a crying pan! *eats a riceball* mmmmmhhh, jelly filled donuts

(*Sorry*)

Skye: next dare, before he loses his head

Camilla: now, fourthwheel shipping must become cannon 

Bonnie: ooh a new shipping! Who is it? I'll probably ship it as long as no misty, Gary, miette or camels are involved

Skye: fourthwheel, is you and max. 

Max: wha- *blush*

Bonnie: NO FAIR! I'M THE QUEEN OF SHIPS! NO ONE CAN-

Clemont: *on one knee* max, you're a keeper. please take care of my sister

Max: YES! I mean, uh, sure

Bonnie: CLEMONT! 

Clemont: oh no

Bonnie: *while holding taser knife* You're dead

Clemont: AHHHHHH *runs*

Burning/skye/camilla: ...

Camilla: that,.. didn't go as expected

Burning: I'll fix it once Bonnie finishes with clemont

Burning: as for our last dare of the day, we will react to Pokémon crack

Ash: what?

Skye: pokemon crack is-

Ash: no no, what's crack? A crack? Can I eat it?

Everyone; ... this motherFU-

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

https://youtu.be/bwFeptj8yqA

Burning: this is Pokémon crack, ash 

Ash: but what's crack in general?

Skye: nevermind that, react. I'm gonna scream into a pillow every time someone calls me a furry *leaves*

After the first clip

Brock: yup, that's my life, ... so sad * cries* it's a good thing I can cry into my crying pan

Clemont: *pats Brock's back* don't worry, it could be worse

Ash: how many girls have you asked out?

Brock: more than 50000

Korrina: and all of them have said no?

Brock: yup, .... This must be a side effect of interacting with gary

Gary: HEY!

After watching the second clip

Paul: *punches ash*

Ash: AHH WHAT THE F*CK MAN

Paul; for fun

Dawn: play nice Pauly, for your own good

Paul: what do you mea-

Serena: *crushes paul* NO ONE TOUCHES OR HURTS MY ASHY! NO ONE!

Burning: if a certain furry was here she would agree

AHHHHHHHHHH

After watching the third clip

Max & Bonnie: *playing beyblades*

Misty: *hitting gary*

Ash: *punching a wall*

Camilla: somehow we got here...

After watching the fourth clip

Dawn: *scolding piplup*

Ash: but that never happened in the real show

Fourth wall breaks

Burning: ohhhhhhhh, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-

One fixed wall later, brought to you by chibi gary getting his a$$ beat by chibi misty

Burning: and we're back, fifth clip

After watching the fifth clip

Sylveon: (Serena's) EXPLAIN YOURSELF PIKACHU!

Pikachu: NOT CANNON!

Buneary: YES!

Chespin: (clemont) ladies, ladies. Why fight over pikachu when you could have me?

Sylveon: ugh, let's go. It's starting to smell like desperation in here 

(Line not mine)

Chespin: I,.. I... *cries* I COULD USE A CRYING PAN RIGHT ABOUT NOW!

After watching the sixth clip

Brock: *pulls out a lightsaber* It's snover croagunk, I have the high ground!

Croagunk: *also pulls out a lightsaber* crooo, croagunk! (You underestimate my power)

Boooooop

After watching the seventh clip

Dawn: I AM NO FURRY! THAT'S SKYES THING!

AHHHHHHHHHH

Burning: in that clip you're as much as a furry as skye

Ahhhhhhhhhhh

Dawn: just because skyes a furry doesn't mean I'm a furry!

Ahhhhhhhhhhh

Camilla: I don't think having a tail means you're a furry

Burning: true. If you can be compared to skye, you're a furry

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Burning: I'll end this here. I was wondering what to write for the upcoming new cohost, aswell as the other pokemon cracks. I'll do the other ones later, in another chapter, if I remember. Now, since our resident furry is screaming into a pillow, she's not here. But anyways, goodbye

Camilla: goodbye

Skye: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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