Lunar hates paul

Me: hello

Lunar:* beating up paul*

Me: why are you beating up Paul

Lunar: just check what I wrote last chapter

*fourth wall breaks*

Me: LUNAR* fixes wall*

lunar : it's a good thing not many people read this book right now

* fourth wall breaks again*

Me: stop

Ash: I think Paul is dead

Serena: ya he is

Dawn: please save Pauly 

Paul:* gets revived* DON'T CALL ME PAULY

Dawn: but it's a cute nickname

Bonnie: ship

Lunar:* hits paul on head*

Paul: WTF WAS THAT FOR

Me: lunar dared to hit Paul on the head whenever Bonnie says ship

Dawn: LUNAR

Me: also we have a new cohost anevilperson or shadow

Shadow: hello also lunar stop torturing Paul

Lunar: no

Me: also lunar dared for Paul to be thrown in a ravine

Paul: whatever at least it's a quick death

Later

Shadow: WHY DO I HAVE TO CLEAN THIS MESS IT WAS LUNAR'S FAULT

me: it was lunar idea

Shadow:* chases lunar*

Lunar:* uses dead Paul as a shield*

Me: next dare is for ash to be a pervert

Ash: why

Me: I'll ask shadow later

Drew:* walks in* that was torture and all you bought was ramen

May: shut up grasshead

Max: alright what happened 

Drew: June took 8 hours to look at all at everything in the mall and all she bought was ramen

May: IT'S MAY GRASSHEAD

Drew: whatever April

Misty: alright I'm back

Shadow: what happened

Misty: Gary was trying to break into the playboy mansion

Gary:* wearing bandages and covered in bruises* owwwwww

Me: whatever ash has to be a pervert* snaps fingers*

Lunar: oh hell no * ties ash to a chair*

Shadow: OH COME ON

Ash: let me go I must make love with my Serena

Serena: ashy

Bonnie: ship

Lunar:* hits Paul on head again *

Dawn: BONNIE STOP

Bonnie: why

Lunar:* whispers* don't stop and I'll give you a masterball

Bonnie:* takes masterball* ok 

Dawn: LUNAR

Lunar: I regret nothing

Ash: GET ME OFF THIS CHAIR

Serena : why am I on a chair 

Me: you'll try and free ash otherwise 

Max: haha I stole candy from dawns purse when she was screaming at lunar

Dawn: GIVE IT BACK

Max: no

Lunar: last dare

Me: I saved it for last cause it'll be funny

Lunar: clemont must try to rollerskate with no help

Clemont: WHYYYYYY 

Shadow: entertainment 

Me: just do it

Clemont: fine

Clemont:*  gets his finger stuck while trying to tie rollerblade** trips over his own foot**slams into board* *skate comes off and rolls over his own foot**fallls through glass border*

Everyone except clemont and korrina: * laughing*

Korrina: poor clemont

Bonnie: I'm just gonna say this to torture Paul ship

Lunar:* assaulting Paul with crowbar *

Paul:* knocked out*

Dawn: STOP HURTING PAULY

Bonnie: ship

Lunar:* kills Paul with a crowbar*

Shadow: alright I think that's enough

Me: well that's all the dares bye

Lunar & shadow: bye

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