Lunar hates paul
Me: hello
Lunar:* beating up paul*
Me: why are you beating up Paul
Lunar: just check what I wrote last chapter
*fourth wall breaks*
Me: LUNAR* fixes wall*
lunar : it's a good thing not many people read this book right now
* fourth wall breaks again*
Me: stop
Ash: I think Paul is dead
Serena: ya he is
Dawn: please save Pauly
Paul:* gets revived* DON'T CALL ME PAULY
Dawn: but it's a cute nickname
Bonnie: ship
Lunar:* hits paul on head*
Paul: WTF WAS THAT FOR
Me: lunar dared to hit Paul on the head whenever Bonnie says ship
Dawn: LUNAR
Me: also we have a new cohost anevilperson or shadow
Shadow: hello also lunar stop torturing Paul
Lunar: no
Me: also lunar dared for Paul to be thrown in a ravine
Paul: whatever at least it's a quick death
Later
Shadow: WHY DO I HAVE TO CLEAN THIS MESS IT WAS LUNAR'S FAULT
me: it was lunar idea
Shadow:* chases lunar*
Lunar:* uses dead Paul as a shield*
Me: next dare is for ash to be a pervert
Ash: why
Me: I'll ask shadow later
Drew:* walks in* that was torture and all you bought was ramen
May: shut up grasshead
Max: alright what happened
Drew: June took 8 hours to look at all at everything in the mall and all she bought was ramen
May: IT'S MAY GRASSHEAD
Drew: whatever April
Misty: alright I'm back
Shadow: what happened
Misty: Gary was trying to break into the playboy mansion
Gary:* wearing bandages and covered in bruises* owwwwww
Me: whatever ash has to be a pervert* snaps fingers*
Lunar: oh hell no * ties ash to a chair*
Shadow: OH COME ON
Ash: let me go I must make love with my Serena
Serena: ashy
Bonnie: ship
Lunar:* hits Paul on head again *
Dawn: BONNIE STOP
Bonnie: why
Lunar:* whispers* don't stop and I'll give you a masterball
Bonnie:* takes masterball* ok
Dawn: LUNAR
Lunar: I regret nothing
Ash: GET ME OFF THIS CHAIR
Serena : why am I on a chair
Me: you'll try and free ash otherwise
Max: haha I stole candy from dawns purse when she was screaming at lunar
Dawn: GIVE IT BACK
Max: no
Lunar: last dare
Me: I saved it for last cause it'll be funny
Lunar: clemont must try to rollerskate with no help
Clemont: WHYYYYYY
Shadow: entertainment
Me: just do it
Clemont: fine
Clemont:* gets his finger stuck while trying to tie rollerblade** trips over his own foot**slams into board* *skate comes off and rolls over his own foot**fallls through glass border*
Everyone except clemont and korrina: * laughing*
Korrina: poor clemont
Bonnie: I'm just gonna say this to torture Paul ship
Lunar:* assaulting Paul with crowbar *
Paul:* knocked out*
Dawn: STOP HURTING PAULY
Bonnie: ship
Lunar:* kills Paul with a crowbar*
Shadow: alright I think that's enough
Me: well that's all the dares bye
Lunar & shadow: bye
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