Me: hello

Sanchit:* beating up goh*

Lunar:* beating up paul*

Skye:* beating up all non-amourshippers*

Shadow: dares

* a mew appears in the TorD room*

Goh:* covered in bug bites* A MEW * throws masterball* MY DREAMS HAVE FINALLY COME TRUE

Pokedex: the mew you caught was actually a ditto

Goh:WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

sanchit:* starts blasting goh*

Me: next dare

Skye: I dare you to kill camel

Shadow:* teleports every amourshipper in the world*

Lunar:*teleports camel*

Camel: hey sere-( gets blasted by every amourshipper)

Skye: FINALLY

Sanchit: next dare is a battle tournament for ashes alola champion title

Round 1

Paul vs drew

Drew: go roseilia 

Paul: WHERE ARE MY POKEBALLS

lunar:* trying not to laugh* you are stupid you lost your pokeballs 

Paul: LUNAR GIVE THEM BACK

lunar: i didn't do anything

Me: Paul bring out a Pokémon or else you will forfeit 

Paul: LUNAR STOLE ALL MY POKÉMON 

me: forfeit it is

Paul: I hate all of you

Misty  vs May

Misty: go gyarados 

May: go beautifly 

Misty:* starts running around*

May:* easily kills gyarados

Serena vs dawn

Serena: * using sylveon*

Dawn: *using piplup*

Lunar:* hitting Paul on head with sledgehammer *

Dawn:NO PAULY

Serena:* kills piplup*

Shadow vs sanchit (idk if cohosts have to fight)

Later

Shadow's darkrai & sanchit's mega lucario:* both fainted*

Sanchit & shadow: wait so who wins

Me: flip a coin

Shadow: tails

Coin:*lands on tails*

Shadow: yes

Coin:* bounces & lands on heads*

Shadow: COME ON STUPID COIN

sanchit: yay I win

Lunar vs skye

Lunar: GO RAYQUAZA

Skye: did you forget my only Pokémon is sylveon

Lunar: so?

Skye: a fairy type

Lunar: oh s***

Skye: use moonblast 

Sylveon:* uses moonblast*

Rayquaza:* faints*

Bonnie vs clemont

Clemont: this should be easy

Bonnie : go squishy 

Clemont: nevermind

Max vs korrina

Max: I caught a pidgey the other day so go pidgey

Korrina: go lucario 

Use aura sphere

Max: great I'll never get a legendary

Sanchit: you are already a better trainer than goh

Max: that's no accomplishment 

Ash vs goh vs Gary 

Ash: go pikachu

Goh: GO MAGIKARP

Gary: GO METAPOD

ash: pikachu gigantamax 

Goh & Gary: WE WILL STILL WIN

ash: use g-max volt crash

magikarp & metapod:* faint*

Round 2

Drew vs May

Drew: let me win I will give you ramen

May: DEAL

Serena vs sanchit

Serena: go Braixen 

Sanchit: go zeraora

Serena: uh oh

Skye vs Bonnie 

Bonnie: go squishy

Skye: another dragon type legendary sylveon use moonblast

Bonnie: stupid type advantages

Ash vs korrina

Ash: go infernape

Korrina: go lucario

Ash: use flare blitz 

Korrina : stupid fire type move

Round 3

Drew vs sanchit

Sanchit: charizard gigantimax 

Drew: great super effective g-max move

Skye vs ash

Ash: go greninja 

Skye: great I forfeit

Round 4

Sanchit vs ash

Sanchit: go necrozma 

Ash: go mew

Mew:* makes necrozma dance with phychic*

Sanchit: hey no fair!

Mew:* makes necrozma hit itself with prismatic laser*

Necrozma:* faints*

Me: that's all bye

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