Ash: *walks into the main room* hey Triple A! what's for breakfast!

Ash: *walks into the main room but it is dark* huh... that's weird. whatever

Ash: *fumbles to find the light switch and finds it*

Ash: aha! *presses light switch*

Everyone but Paul, Trip, and Ash: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Ash: AH! *gets scared and falls on his groin* (my god the choice of words that I decided was stupid)

Everyone but Ash, Paul, and Trip: *hands him a present*

Ash: huh? what are these for?

Me: don't tell me you forgot your own birthday!

Ash: I HAVE A BIRTHDAY!

Me: ? *nods*

Ash: HOW COME I NEVER KNEW THIS! HOW DID YOU GUYS KNOW ANYWAY!?

Me: we ask your mother

Ash: HOW OLD EVEN AM I!?

Me: you're approximately... 22 but your real age is 10

Ash: WHAT!?

Me: yup.

Ash: *runs to his room and locks it*

Me: crap... Dawn, go check on him

Dawn: ok *checks on him*

Dawn: he's crying and saying his life is all a lie.

Me: OH GOD@MNIT THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD DAY FOR HIM! NOW HE'S GOING THROUGH AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS!

Me: *goes to his room* hey Ash can you get out of your room

Ash: ...

Me: good to know.

Me: *has an idea*

Me: Serena, go help him.

Serena: HUH! WHY ME!?

Me: because he likes you

Serena: B-But h-how a-am I supposed t-to g-get in?

Me: leave it to me!

Gary: what are you going to do?

Me: my brother taught me how to lockpick bedroom doors so whenever I get locked out of my room I can get in. *starts lockpicking*

Door: *click* 

Me: Aha! success!

Me: now Serena

Serena: o-ok *walks in*

Drew: Are you sure this will work

Me: of course it will.

(with Serena)

Serena: hey Ash

Ash: ...

Serena: Ash please talk to me. 

Ash: ...I just don't get it.

Serena: get what?

Ash: everything has been hidden from me.

Ash: First, Dad. Second, My Birthday

Serena: ...

Ash: *chuckles* It's funny y'know I feel like I don't belong among the people who call this place Earth. I feel like I can't have the truth.

Ash: Serena, I know I can trust you, you were the best childhood friend I've ever had. 

Ash: Serena...

Serena: Yes, Ash 

Ash: Do you trust me?

Serene: of course, I will always trust you.

Ash: thanks Serena

Serena: Happy birthday, Ash *kiss*

Me: *recording* I'm so showing this to his mother

Me: #amourforever

(later) 

Me: so, to spice things up today we will be doing dares!

Ash: I'm down.

Me: great we have one from @Alphacross_Viper Hehe: Time for dares- Misty becomes a pervert towards Gary. Serena slaps Ash hard whenever he acts perv. Gary becomes a real oak tree(yea, misty will be a perv for a fricking tree) Ash and Serena...... Hmmmmmm.... These two idiots get to have as much fun as they want. Bonnie and Max lose their innocence. Korrina makes clemont athletic(and he becomes) Bonnie gets to go in a room full of pretty girls to get one for clemont and Korrina gets jealous. Rudy gets jealous of Gary. Lillie (Mary Sue) gets jealous of misty. Lana has to handle Harper and Sara in an amusement park for a whole day. THAT'S IT!

Me: first up! *snaps* 

Misty: Hey, Gary wanna have S to the E to the X

Gary: Wha- oh hell yeah baby

Me: *covers Ash's eyes*

Ash: What, hey! I can't see! 

Me: That's the point

Me: Next *snaps*

Gary: *turns into an oak tree*

Misty: wha- wait this is one sexy tree

Misty: *starts kissing the tree*

Me: my eyes are burning

Ash: *takes a picture* this going on the internet

Me: this is why I made you the co-host

Ash: oh yeah... thanks for that!

Me: no prob. 

Me: *reads next dare* nope not doing that one sorry. I'm not turning Ash into a perv again. last time was a disaster. *shudders*

Me: Ash and Serena, have fun in here *throws them in the closet*

Ash: I don't wanna! 

Me: you'll get ice cream-

Ash: Fine

Me: great! now don't get too into it ok!

Serena and Ash: wait what-

Me: *shuts the door*

Me: Bonnie and Max you will lose all your innocence

Clemont: wait no! don't do it!

Me: sorry my man. I don't make the rules, they do. *points at the readers*

Bonnie: what's going on

Max: yeah what she said.

Me: *shows them porn while crying* I'm sorry children

Max: we should try that

Me: Excuse me?

Bonnie: yeah we should do it in your room 

Me: Wait don't-

Me: and they're already gone

Me: *turns to Clemont and May* whatever they're doing in there is your responsibility now

May: wait no-

Me: ta ta~ *leaves*

(back in the main room)

Me: *snaps Korrina and Clemont here*

Korrina: huh? where am I?

Me: none of your concern. but you will be teaching Clemont here how to be an acrobat. and Ash can't teach him because he is busy.

(with Ash)

Ash and Serena: *kissing*

(Back with me)

Clemont: why do you do this to us

Me: because I'm sadistic

Clemont: wait really?!

Me: no. that was a joke. I'm not a horrible human being.

Me: anyways *snaps them to the gym*

(at the gym)

Clemont: do we have to

Korrina: yes, first we will do parkour...

Korrina: *does parkour* see, easy!

Clemont: *tries but fails* easy as in easy for you to say.

Korrina: *starts teaching and training Clemont*

( 36 hours later ) 

Clemont: *finishes all of the obstacle courses* I did it!

Korrina: Great *kisses Clemont* you earned that

Clemont: *blushes*

(with Me)

Me: *snaps Clemont and Korrina*

Me: so how did it go?

Korrina: great! 

Me: good. I'm going to get Bonnie for this next dare

Me: Great let's go!

(at the ball)

Bonnie: You're a keeper! can you take care of my big brother for me!

Random A$$ Chick: Eh! *sweatdrop*

Korrina: *pout*  can you not! *drags Bonnie away before Clemont even gets to grab here*

Korrina: stop doing that

Bonnie: I see that you're jelous~

Korrina: *Blushes* n-no I-I'm not

Bonnie: Let's cut to the REAL question 

Korrina: ?

Bonnie: when's the baby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Korrina: STOP! *blushes*

(back in the main room)

Me: *Snaps Rudy and Lille here*

Rudy: huh? 

Me: hello person I forgot existed.

Lillie: who are you

Me: *Sighs* My name does not concern you but look behind you. 

Lillie and Rudy: huh?

Me: that tree is supposed to be Gary by the way.

Rudy: *pulls out a chainsaw and saws Gary's tree-like body in half*

Lillie: *chokes Misty to death*

Me: o_0 *snaps them away quickly*

Me: *snaps*

Gary: *Alive*

Misty: *Alive*

Me: and that's all for today. I know there are dares that I skipped but I'll do them next time. just don't give me too much work, ok?

Me: *snaps everyone here*

Me: now, let's wish the birthday boy here a happy birthday, shall we!

Everyone: 

🎵Happy Birthday to You

Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday Dear Ash
Happy Birthday to You.

From good friends and true,
From old friends and new,
May good luck go with you,
And happiness too.🎵

Me: eat more chicken!

Ash: what the f*ck is a chicken

Me: whatever just wish!

Ash: *thinks for a moment then blows*

Me: so... did you wish to become a pokemon master!?

Ash: no. I wish to finally see my dad.

Me and Serena: *comforts him*

Ash: Let's eat some cake!

Everyone else: YEAH!

Me: and... that raps up today chapter... bye!