Me: *sad*

Ash: why are you sad?

Me: I only have 1 dare from @Haruka_303 So a little fletching told me you needed dares! I am glad to give you some! (Not some but a lot i think-) Also i dont know anything about that burning thing you were talking about though..is it about the bomb in Palestine?- ive been living under a rock ;-; sorry- anyways back to the truth or dares : Dares : Ash be a perv for 1 week lol Serena you be innocent but not dense Dawn your roleplayer made my day so imma make yours aswell , i will be your servant for a day (i will most likely regret this) Iris! Be in a room full of ice and fairy type pokemon >:) MiStY!~ i wanna torture you again- can i super sayain please kill you? i dont take no for an answer ;( Paul. Everytime you say pathetic you will become pathetic lmao. Truths : Bonnie , do you secretly read lemons? Max , if your sister may gets married who do you think she will marry? May , when you get married someday what do you think max will do? Drew , do you like may? K thats it i need to sleep now lmao- oyasumi suckers-

Me: *breathing hard* to answer your question. I was talking about covid burning our world.

Ash: what's covid- 

Me: It's nothing!

Me: also why would they want to become a servant for dawn? 

Ash: maybe they like being tortured by shopping and doing literally everything for her.

Me: Anyway... *snaps*

Haruka: huh? what am I doing here? *looks at me* oh yeah.

Ash: *snaps*

Everyone: *appears*

Ash: DARE TIME!

Me: Yeah!

Bonnie: who's that? *points at Haruka*

Me: Dawn's servant-

Kenny: What!?

Me: yes, but first dares!!

Me: *reads the first dare* Haruka... no.

Haruka: Haruka... YES!

Me: I can't do it to the innocent 10-year-old

Goh: what is going on?

Haruka: just do it [insert Nike commercial here]

Me: FINE! I'm sorry Ash... *snaps*

Ash: huh-

Ash: ...

Red: would you people stop stealing my line! *Leaves*

Me: overused joke

Ash: Why do I have a sudden urge to shove my phone up someone's skirt?

Gary: I'm so proud *starts crying with joy*

Me: Next, Serena! *snaps*

Serena: I don't feel different

Me: fool! you are innocent now!

Serena: innocent... WAIT WAS I GUILTY BEFORE!!!

Max: wait... where is Ash?

Me: I sent him to a different room.

Dawn: why?

Me: I don't feel like having to deal with him

Haruka: seems reasonable

Me: speaking of which... you have to be dawn's servant

Dawn: yay! *drags Haruka to the mall*

Me: have fun!

Me: wait I need Haruka for something!

Dawn: what is it?

Me: *snaps Haruka and misty into an arena*

Me: do it

Haruka: yay! *turns super saiyan*

Ash: wow! they turned blond

Misty: why do I have a bad feeling about this.

(after a beatdown)

Misty: *dead*

Dawn: now can we go?

Me: yeah

Dawn: yay! *pulls Haruka toward the mall*

Pual: pathetic *becomes pathetic*

Paul: huh? 

Me: every time you say pathetic you become pathetic.

Paul: tch

Me: now for some truth's 

Me: bonnie do you read lemon

Bonnie: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no nono no no no no no no no no no no no nono no no no no no no no no no no no nono no no no no no no no no no no no nono no no no no no no no no no no no nono no no no no no no no no no no no nono no no no no no no no no no no no nono no no no no no no no no no no no nono no no no no no no no no no no no nono no no no no no no no no no no no nono no no no no no no no no no no no nono no no no no no no no no no no no nono no no no no no no no no no no no nono no no no no no no no no no no no nono no no no no no no no no no no no nono no no no no no no no no no no no nono no no no no no no no no no no no nono no no no no no no no no no no no no nooooooooooooooooo

Me: jeez, ok then

Me: max if you think may will marry anyone who would you think she would marry-

Max: Drew. 100%

May: Max!

Max: what!

Me: I mean he's not wrong...

May: Triple-A!

Me: yes, that's me what do you want

May: I-

Me: next truth!

Me: May if you got married what do you think max will do?

May: tease me

Me: last one, Drew do you like may

Drew: *blushes* n-no

Me: I'll take that as a yes

Drew: (=_=)

Me: anyway! that is all for truth or dare... bye!

(Meanwhile) 

Dawn: oh and I want this one and this one...

Haruka: *holding a crap ton of clothes* I have made an error