Me: *eating peacefully*

Ash: sooooo... what do you want to do?

Me: eat

Ash: boring

Me: fine let's do some dares

Ash: dares? I haven't heard that word for a while...

 Me: well we are going to do some. mind snapping everyone here

Ash: sure!

Ash: *snaps*

Everyone: *appears*

Misty: what in the world-

Me: *clears throat* GET READY EVERYONE IT'S TIME FOR THE RETURN Of TRUTH OR DARE

Dawn: what-

Me: FOR TODAYS WE HAVE ONE FROM...

Me: Ash who was it again?

Ash: @ferm_0409

Me: RIGHT WHAT HE SAID 

Paul: why-

Me: LET'S SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT

DARESI dare Serena to be a gangsterI dare Ash to be a pervertI dare Bonnie to be innocent again and Max to be pervert.I dare you to make Serena become a Pikachu (cause wynaut)I dare they girls to sing to their crushesI dare you Author 2 do all of this Truth or Daré if to want and canI dare Serena to be denseI dare all the girls to be dense and the guys to flirt with themI dare they boya to be Pokemon and the girls to take carne of them:vI dare Ash and Serena to forget each otherI dare they boya and girls to go on a date with their crushesI dare Gary to don't be a pervert and Misty being a pervert insteadI dare May to see Ash eating Ramen without her being able to even touch the plateTRUTHTo the girls:Who are your crushes?To Bonnie: Do you consider yourself better in the topic of love than Clemont?To May: What do you like more Drew or Ramen?To Ash: Which was your favorite región? Who we're your favorite traveling companions?To Paul: Who do you like?To Drew: What do you like more your hair or May?To Iris: Do you still consider Ash a kid?

Iris: that's a lot 

Me: yeah I know

Me: so let's start!

Me: *mischievous smile* Serena you're up first 

Serena: oh no...

Me: *snap*

Serena: ...

Me: soo you feel any different

Serena: where's my gun

Me: Serena... you don't have a gun

Serena: *raising fist* you wanna say that again punk?

Me: I'm being serious-

Me: *gets punched*

Drew: now THAT'S super effective

Me: shut it salad head

Drew: wha-

Ash: what's the next dare?

Me: I'm afraid we're going to make you a pervert

Ash: ...

Me: sorry

Ash: what's a pervert

Me: sorry man

Ash: why are you apologizing-

Me: *snap*

Ash: Ight imma dig around Misty's underwear now

Misty: you better not!

Ash: *gets hit with a log*

Drew: it's a critical hit!

Ash: shut it caesar salad

Drew: hey!

Me: next up *snap*

Bonnie: *wholesome smile* hey Max do you wanna hang out later

Max: *creepy grin* of course I do-

Clemont: *hand on Max's shoulder* I'm watching you Maxy don't try anything

Max: oh yeah what're you going to do-

Clemont: *beating Max up*

Me: are you going to help him?

May: *eating popcorn* nope :)

Me: o-oh ok. next is making Serena into a Pikachu

Serena: what the hell did you say?  *raises up sleeve*

Me: ummm...

Me: *snap*

Serena: pika pika pi pikachu pika

Ash's Pikachu: pika pika pichi pikachu (I'm sorry we can't translate Serena because she's speaking a lot of profanity right now)

Me: next!

Serenapikachu: *punching my leg*

Me: Every girl sing to crushes now

Me: ok now go

all girls:

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
YeahI don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need (and I)
Don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking there upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy with a toy on Christmas DayI just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
You, babyOh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow (and I)
I'm just gonna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe
I won't make a list and send it to the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer click'Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do?
Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you
You, babyOh-oh, all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere (so brightly, baby)
And the sound of children's laughter fills the air (oh, oh, yeah)
And everyone is singing (oh, yeah)
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need? (Yeah, oh)
Won't you please bring my baby to me?Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see my baby standing right outside my doorOh, I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you
You, babyAll I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas (all I really want) is you, baby
All I want (I want) for Christmas (all I really want) is you, baby

serenapikachu: pi pikaaaa pichu pikachuuu

Me: what'd she say?

Ash's Pikachu: pi pika chu pi pikaaaa pichu pikachuuu (she said @$$&!%^*little &!%^* and #*%^ you too)

Me: oh...

Me: *snaps*

Serena: *becomes human and dense* 

Me: ok now we wait

Serena: *drop kicks me*

Drew: AND HE IS DOWN AND OUT

Me: I swear I'll make you shave your hair off

Drew:  you can't

Me: shut it soon to be baldi

Drew: now that's just-

Me: shut

Drew: ok...

Me: *snap* 

Girls: *dense*

Me: ight boys go flirt with them I'm going to recover

Me: *limps out*

Boys: *flirts*

Ash: ay girl are you an angel because you look like one

Serena: ? *uppercuts Ash*

Ash: *in pain* sorry I meant the devil

Trip: are you my homework  because I want to slam you down and do you all night

Iris: you do homework? I thought you were just a champion wannabe

Drew: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

Trip: shut it rose head

Drew: thank... you?

Trip: rose head has no brain to comprehend my message

Drew: ok wth

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Ash: x_x

Me: ok *revives Ash*

Me: *snap*

Boys: *turn into pokemon*

Girl: aaaaaw

Serena: *looks at ashachu* it's cute

Me: what was that?

Serena: NOTHING *punches me*

Me: I literally JUST RECOVERED

Girl: *takes care of the pokemon*

Serena: it's cute while it sleeps

Me: 📷

Me: that's nice they're getting along

Serena: *taps my shoulder*

Me: *turns around* just a minute

Me: uh oh

Me: *bloodcurling scream*

Drew: The author used screech

Drew: it wasn't really effective

Me: *teleports back* now where's my razor

Drew: wait-

Me: too late

Drew: *screaming*

Me: *snap*

Drew: *becomes a human*

Me: Drew used struggle 

Me: it isn't effective

Me: Congrats *turns to May* your Drew just turned to baldi *winks and walks away*

May: 0-0

Me: *snaps*

Me: alright Ash and Serena have forgotten about Serena and vice versa *turns to readers* lets check up on them

Ash: who are you

Serena: I have the same question...

Ash: well let's talk then

Serena: not a bad idea

TIME SKIP

Serena: *hitting Ash* p-pervert

Ash: owowowowowowow

Me: oh yeah

 Me: *snap*

Ash and Serena: *becomes normal*

Serena: huh? oh no Ash!

Ash: what are these? *picks up panties*

Serena: 0/////0 put that down!

Ash: ok jeez

Me: ok date time

Me: *turns the reader* I don't want to write this part but all I can say is Mist used woodhammer on Gary

Me: *snap*

Misty: hey Gary~ *creepy smile*

Gary: I should probably run...

Ash: same 

Me: why you?

Ash: because I'm scared

Me: of what 

Ash: being hit again

Me: same

Me: oh I know we could get you ramen

Me: *shuffles to pantry* ramen... found it!

Me: *cooks it up*

Me: I'm going to bathroom, but enjoy

Ash: let's eat!

May: Drew have you seen my ramen-

Ash: uuuuuuh... this yours? *points to the last string of ramen*

May: YOU'RE DEAD ASH

Ash: uh oh

Me: I'm back-

Ash: x-x

May: *eating an apple*

Me: I'm just taking Ash and go

 Me: *snap*

Me: ALRIGHT TIME FOR TRUTHS

Girls(all blush): n-noone

Me: pft liars

Girls: *sharp glare*

Me: *gulp*

Me: next 

Bonnie: totally! Clemont can't talk to a tree without stuttering

Clemont: BONNIE!

Bonnie: ;P

Me: next

May: ramen obviously

Drew: rude...

May: shut it baldi

Drew: why...

Me: next

Ash: I don't have a favorite region. I love all the regions and friends.

Me: next

Paul: no *looks at Dawn*

Me: liar

Paul: shut it douchecanoe

Me: oy piss off will ya?

Me: next

Drew: I love April obviously

 May: too bad to will never replace ramen

Me: what if I place Ramen on Drews's head

May: never Drew only ramen

Me: last one

Iris: yes he was always one

Me: Iris he is literally the same age as you

Iris: but he acts like it

Me: no one cares Ms. Tarzan