Kitty: MOTHERFRICKER UPDATE!!!

Me: AHHHHH OK OK OK!! So one of the dares is for everyone to reveal a dark secret.

Ash: Can mine be between me and Serena?

Me: IDC, sure.

Co-Hosts: wa-?

Ash: *whispers in Serena's ear*

Serena: *eyes widen, but whispers back*

Me: *reads mind* OH MAH F**KING GOD. *teleports Anabel here.*

Anabel: Wha???

Me: *locks the 3 of them in a room* WELL TIME FOR EVERYONE ELSE.

Gary: I watch **** and imagine me and Leaf doing it.

Leaf: 0///////0 I-I-I'm a bit of a pervert for Gary......... 

Misty: I secretly want an Araquanid to help me cope with my fear.

Tracey: I'm from the Lental Region, and knew about all the regions before Ash

Brock: I only flirted with the women to give my siblings a mother figure.

Lucy: I want 3 kids with Brock

Jessie: I'm an orphan

James: I want to steal/reobtain Growlie

May: I wanna Cherubi.

Drew: The roses were for May

Max: I'm not going to attempt the Hoenn League because I don't want to battle my dad

Bonnie: I keep in touch with Squishy

Dawn: I have an edgy side

Paul: I have a soft side

Barry: I don't have any of my fine money

Bianca: I need glasses

Iris: I thought Charizard was a Dragon

Cilan: I'm not really that posh.

Clemont: I don't think I deserve Korrina

Korrina: I don't think I deserve Clemont

Miette: I never liked Ash

Aria: I envy Serena for growing up with this sexy beast. *points to Calem*

Calem: I've slept with Lillie and Gladion's, Lana's, Mallow's, Dawn's, Ash's, Barry's, Clemont and Bonnie's, Hau's, Selene and Elio's, Lucy's, and Paul's moms in one night stands.

Hau: My favorite food isn't malasadas.

*Time skip to the Host and Co-hosts*

J: I'm Gen Z.

Kitty: I'm a boy.

Ghostify: My first OC was copyrighted.

E-chan: I have every eevolution.

Jaden: My first inventions blew up in my face.

ACG: I'm actually a human and can shapeshift.

J: and now, the new hosts.... MAH BROTHAS IN ARMZ!!

Jamie and Ghoul: *break down window* BROTHA.

J: *hugs my brothas.* So Alain and Marin are here now.

Marrisonshipping: helooo.

Poopy: *Breaks in through other window and makes Ash kiss goh for the dare* HEHEHE.

J: I DIDN'T EVEN ANNOUNCE THE DARE GET OUUUT! *bans for rushing.*

Chloe: ........ well that was interesting.

Anabell: No crap.

J: AND WELP, THAT'S ALL, C'YA!!