>>>I'm sorry for not updating in a while, but here we go! (BTW thank you WhiteThunder506984, MiraculousPJMs88, ProtagonistPikachu, and MiloK_A for all the AMAZING dares!!!!!) Enjoy!!!!<<<

>>>In E's secret room<<<

E: You're getting lazy with these names

Me (the author): I know 😅

>>>Timeskip (in the living room)<<<

E: Hello all!!!!

Lia: About time 

E: Sorry, I've been procrastinating *whispers* the author has been real slow on updates

*Fourth wall can be heard breaking in the distance*

Lia: What?

E: Nothing! But anyway, I have a friend with me today, meet Pyro!!!! (MiloK_A)

Pyro: Hi (A/N I give-up with intros 😓)

E: We have some dares today!!! The first one is from MiloK_A and it's for Ruby! He has to eat a mud pie for dessert!!!

Ruby: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! 

Sapphire: YES!!!!! 

E: *snaps finger* Here you go! *hands Ruby the mud pie*

Ruby: *unwillingly eats it* EWWWWWWWW!!!!!! *runs to the bathroom*

Sapphire: *laughing* 😂😂🤣🤣

E: Next dare is also from MiloK_A and it's for Emerald's hair to be turned into a croissant for the remainder of the chapter! *snaps finger*

Emerald: *appears* Why am I here?

E: *evil smile* For a dare *snaps finger again*

Everyone: *starts laughing*

Emerald: What? *looks in mirror* WHAT THE~?

E: *burst out laughing* 

>>>SUPER quick timeskip<<<

Coco: So the next dare is from ProtagonistPikachu and it's for Iris to kiss someone in this room who's NOT Cilan in front of Cilan

E: STOP STEALING MY LIST!!!!! 😡😡😡

Coco: Nope! :3

E: >:O 

Lia: *clears throat*

Skye: *facepalm*

Iris: -_-  *kisses Ash's cheek* (A/N I DON'T SHIP NEGAISHIPPING!!!!)

E: This is killing Poke and Optimisticshipping 😒

Lou: O////O

E: The next dare is from WhiteThunder506984 and it's for Misty to eat fried crickets!

Misty: I'm NOT eating *shutters* b-bugs

E: Well too bad you are 😜 *snaps finger*

Misty: I'm not doing it

E: Yes, yes you are *shoves crickets down Misty's throat*

Everyone: Ummm... o_o

>>>15 min timeskip brought to you by the demolished fourth wall (and Misty choking)<<< 

E: Next dare (from MiraculousPJMs88) is for Misty and Paul to become dense

Misty: So basically become Ash?

E: Yeah

Paul: 😒

E: RIP you two *snaps finger* MOVING ON

Lou: Um that is all

E: Oh yeah...

Amethyst: Bye!

E: Au revoir!!!

Everyone: Bye!

>>>Welp that was trash

*clears throat*

I mean thank you for reading, bye!<<<

- E out