Me: Okay Paul get your butt up NOW!!
Paul: what the heck are you doing in my room!
Me: what else would I be here to ask you where we left off with
Paul: and may I ask you what that is
Me:*hits him with Misty's mallet* the battle you dummy
Paul: owwww!! oh that
Me: so want to go at it
Paul: no!!
Me: what!!
Paul: it's freaking 5 in the morning let me sleep you pathetic
Me: okay then your such a headache
Paul: Tch whatever just get lost
Me:*slams the door*fine see if I care
🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇time skip🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇
May/Ash: we're hungry
Me: ugh here *snaps fingers and appears ramen 🍜
Ash/May: Yass ramen!!
Me: ugh what time is it
Bonnie:8:21 is something wrong, Arthur Chan
Me: yes
Bonnie: what is it then
Me: nothing
Bonnie: but you just said there was something wrong
Me: yea so
Bonnie: you're sometimes clueless
Me: WHAT DID YOU SAY BONNIE!!
Bonnie: nothing I said we're hungry
Me:*snaps fingers and appears a food table*
Everyone: all right food!!
*Then Paul comes out of nowhere and starts eating*
Me: Paul are you ready to battle
Paul: Tch your getting on my nerves
Me: but we still need to continue the battle we le-
Paul: let me eat first! Your such a kid
Iris: hey that's my line
Cilan: calm down Iris
Iris: he stole my line
Paul:it's not like you made that word
Iris:son of a-
Cilan:calm down Iris
Ash:hey that's mine give it back
May:nope i had it first
Ash:nope I did
May:I did
Ash:liar
May:am not
Ash: um yes
May:no
Ash:yes
May:n-
Me:*slams hand in the table* STOP FIGHTING !!!
Ash:she stole my ramen
May:no I didn't
Me:ugh am done with you two
Serena:hey um Ash I can make you some more Ramen if you want *saying in a shy voice while blushing*
Ash:really!!
Serena:*nods yes*
Ash:ALRIGHT!!!
Gary:ooo Ashy-boy has a girlfriend!!
Ash:yeah duh Of course I have some May,Misty,Bonnie,Serena,Iris there my friends
Gary:*puting his hand on Ash's shoulder* Ash your so freaking dense
Ash:what does that mean?
Everyone:**Falls anime style*
Gary:forget I asked Ashy
Bonnie:Gary why do you call Ash, Ashy-boy?
Gary:ummm good question
Ash:I know the answer cause he is a idiot
Gary:grrrr
Me:hey I want to know
Gary:mmmmm Kay fine I'll tell you
Everyone/(except Paul,Serena,Ash):yeaaahh!!
(Serena is in the kitchen)
Gary:will long ago me And Ash used to be good friends
May:wait so your not friends anymore?
Ash:we are friends but rivals more to say!!
Gary:so this kid would always laugh at things that were sorta dumb
Ash:did not
Gary:you sure did Ashy
Serena:so you gave him two nicknames *gets in front of Gary*
Gary:umm will y-yeah *getting a little nervous*
Ash:will I'm use to those nicknames it's not like I can make him stop calling me that
Gary:will Ashy and me would hang out in his room and play cards and all so one day his mom came in the room and called him by a nickname I think it was lik-
Ash*blushing* no don't you dare
Gary:*smirking* it was Ashyboohoo honey
Me:hahahahha hahha
Ash:Author chan *says while breaking a fork*
Gary:I laughed my ass out while Ashy-boy was all embarrassed and yelling at his mom not to call him that in front of Me
May:so that's how you got his nickname
Gary:yup pretty much when I first called him Ashy-boy he got so pissed
Drew:I would be too if someone called my like that
May:haha your one to talk grass head
Drew:Juuune
May:dirty grass
Drew:August
May:sassy green head
Drew:Decem-
Me:okay shut up!!
Bonnie:this was getting a little to loud
Clemont:don't get into adult conversation
Bonnie:mmm
Iris:there such kids
Misty:your one to talk Godzilla
Iris:what did you say Aligator
Misty:gorilla
Iris:son of a-
Cilan:calm down iris
Misty:yeah let your boyfriend calm you down
Iris:at least I have someone
Everyone:ooooooooo
Misty:that's it *goes over to where iris is*
Brock:*grabs Misty*calm down Misty
Iris:yeah calm down you crab
Me:everyone freeze *freezes them with Author power*
Paul:finally someone Made them shut up
Me:okay y'all I need you guys to stop like now we are friends and we need to act like-um-like good people so stop fighting *unfreezes them*
Ash:I just want ramen
Serena:here's your ramen hon
Ash:thanks *starts eating not noticing what she called him*
Everyone:......
Me:um Serena did you just did you just called him h-
Serena:NO I DIDNT!! *yelling while blushing*
Me:she did
Serena: I-
Ash:thanks for the food *runs up to me* so when's the battle going to begin!!!!
Me: what battle?
Ash:the one of you and p- *got hurt when someone threw something*owwwww who did that*
Everyone:*pointing at Paul*
Me:OHHHHHH
Everyone:*spooked of my scream *
Me:the battle Paul we need to battle
Paul:but why should I battle you
Me:because then you'll prove that your weaker than me even though I'm not a pokemon trainer I just raised Pokémon and not battled in a singles league *smirking*
Paul:fine
Me:yay!!!
Bonnie:will that has to wait for another chapter cause this chapter is over
Me:wait what
Bonnie:I'm Srry so please come again for another adventured Author Chan
Me:no we can still do it
Serena:please comment more dares and truths
Ash:and see you never
May:Ash!!
Ash:what I'm trying to save us
Bonnie:see you latter
MIKA-CHAN
ME:NO THE BATTLE!!! *saying while crying*