( all permanent dares from last book are removed)

Burning: hello everyone 

Ash: WHO THE BLOODY F*CK ARE YOU?

May: NOOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU BACK

dawn: WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

Alain: GOD BLOODY DAMNIT

clemont: THE FUTURE IS NOW THANKS TO SCIENCE CLEMONTIC GEAR ON! I CALL IT THE PREVENT-BURNING-FROM-MAKING-US-DO-DARES-2000 * explodes*

Clian: YOU MAKE ME TASTE A FEELING OF VENGENCE

( I tried wiping their memories of last book but that clearly failed)

Burning: ouch

Paul: wait, aren't you that guy who trapped us here before, forced us to played truth or dare AGAINST OUR WILL, caused a WW3 fight, tortured me, Gary, camel & goh, and was friends with that psychotic girl, the guy who hated the soccer ball, that guy who watched anime 24 hour a day, the girl who was obsessed with amourshipping & that guy who had no character at all other than hating gray? ( I will almost always purposely misspell cilan and Gary's name)  why did you make another book?

*Fourth wall breaks*

Burning: PAUL YOU F*CKING B!TCH ITS BEEN AROUND 10 SENTENCES AND YOU'VE ALREADY BROKEN THE F*CKING FOURTH WALL! 

dawn: Pauly try not to break it

Paul: * spits on dawns face*

Everyone else: YOU'RE F*CKING DISGUSTING

burning:* pulls out a taser knife* Paul, do anything like either of the two things you've done so far, I will cut your balls off. Same with anyone else.

Ash: where are the other cohosts?

Burning: sadly for me, happily for goh, Paul , camel & gray, they left

Camel:* breaks in through window* I'M IN!

Serena:* gets grabbed* AHHHHH HELP

camel: listen baby, if you won't be mine, I'LL MAKE YOU MINE!

Serena: HELP PLEASE

skye: * flies through the window & throws a taser knife at camels d!ck*

Misty: skye why do you have a taser knife

Skye: burning gave it to me for the WW3

Camel: MY COCK IS BEING SHOCKED

burning: * sighs* I'll deal with him * drags camel to the dungeon*

Camel: * muffled* NO DON'T CUT MY H-

Burning: you break my window, I break your neck

Later

Burning: alright after over 300 words, we finally get to ze dares!

Contestants: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Skye: my first dare, misty you must wear the mermaid outfit for four chapters

Misty: ...............  HOLY * BLEEEEEEEEEEP* AND THEN ***CENSORED***

Later

Misty comes out looking like this

Misty: I will have my revenge

Gary: if you don't like it, why don't you just, I don't know, strip for ol' Gary?

Charizard gmax:* hits Grayson( yes I wrote Grayson I'm aware of that)  with a gmax wildfire*

Gray: AHHHHH* dies*

Skye: and the award for first death by dare goes to ........ Gary!

Gray: * dead*

Korrina: was that a dare?

Burning: it will happen if he's dumb or a pervert 

Goh: at least I have FINALLY gotten away from kazuto, unlike my unlucky mirror dimension clone who got stuck in his Pokémon academy book

Burning: don't be so sure, he's already commented & it was around 1 minute after I decided to make a part 2 of my TorD book

Goh: well f*ck you then

Burning's absol:* night slashes gohs head, making him goh to hell ( what kind of TorD author would I be if i didn't make a goh pun in the first dares?)*

Red: can we do more dares?

Max: YOU WANT TO DO MORE?

Red: since skye is the only one who gave a dare, I don't think I have any

Skye: that is correct 

Burning: skyes next dare is that ash must bungee jump inside a volcano

Teleported to Wela volcano

Ash: you don't have to do this!

Kiawe: you didn't learn your battling style the Kia way!* shoves ash into the volcano*

Ash's bungee:* snaps*

Ash: AAHHHHHHHHH* falls in & dies*

Sorry for the pun 

Later

 Skye: now we must put cilan in the dungeon

Later

clian: NO DON'T MAKE ME GO IT'S SO DIRTY I HATE IT IT LEAVES A HORRIBLE TASTE IN MY MOUTH PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Burning: LETS GO ALREADY PRINCESS CLIAN

Later

Cilan: LET ME OUT ITS FILTHY ITS DIRTY ITS BOILING HOT I HAVEN'T SEEN LIGHT OTHER THAN LAVA HELP ME IM DYING IM BARELY BREATHING IM CRYING SOMEONE HEAL ME GOD PLEASE SAVE ME ITS DIS-

Burning: SHUT UP CLIAN * stabs him*

Later

Miette: hey ashy wanna go out?

Serena: I was forced to do this, but I still want to do it!* throws a pitchfork straight at  Miette's heart*

Mitte( I know it's mispelled) : * dies*

Goh: WHY CAN'T I CATCH POKÉMON

skye: power of the TorD gods

Goh: SKYE YOU -

Skye: * kills goh*

Burning: well that's it for our first dares. Thanks for reading, and goodbye!

Skye: bye!