Burning: hello everyone, we have something to tell you

Misty: is it that I can get out of this outfit after today

Burning: no, it's that anyone of you that mentions the name mischief will be imprisoned 

Red: why

Burning: shadow reminded me of my umbreon I lost in my black2 darklocke, also anyone who says shiny butterfree will get tortured for the rest of their life

Skye: that include me or not

Burning: maybe, depends on if you say it to taunt me or not

Goh:* playing Pokémon goh* OMG A SHINY CATERPIE I CAN EVOLVE THIS INTO A SHINY BUTTERFREE

burning:* slits gohs throat, breaks his neck, rips his knee off, stabs his arm & throws him in wela volcano *

Dawn: don't get me dirt, I just got my hair done

Drew: stfu no one cares, too bad shut up

May: what happened to him

Burning: apparently getting his hair shaved broke him

Drew: KDNDNSUDNJDJDJSJSNDEMKEJSHDNENKEHDHDNRJEEJHDH

Skye: can we do dares now

Burning: fine

Dare 1: use rng to give ash his 5 other pokemon

Team members:

1: pikachu

2: gliscor

3: infernape

4: noctowl ( shiny)

5: gengar

6: donphan

Ash: at least I've got my shiny

Burning:* holding a knife at ash's head*

Ash: OKAY OKAY I'M SORRY

dare 2: everyone play a non main series game & whoever wins gets a skip dare

Skye: which game? 

Burning: Pokémon mystery dungeon rescue team dx 

Skye: why

Burning: it's one of the few spin offs I have irl so it was either that or I download Pokémon goh on my phone

Later, in the md universe

Ash: eh not the first time I've been a Pokémon

Paul: AHHHHHHHHH I'M NAKED

dawn: Pauly, pokemon don't wear clothes

Paul: HOW ARE YOU HERE I THOUGHT THIS GAME DIDN'T HAVE CO-OP

Dawn: I don't even know

May: NOOOOOOO THEY DON'T HAVE RAMEN IN THIS UNIVERSE

drew: at least Pokémon don't usually have hair so being bald isn't that bad

Goh: AHHHHHHHH NO NOW THEY CAN CATCH ME IN THEIR POKEBALLS

Serena: this is weird

Gary: NO I HAVE NO D*CK NOW WHAT DO I DO

misty: stfu gray

Gary: NEVER 

clian: at least I'm out of that filthy dungeon

5 and a half hours later

May: well we finally beat the first dungeon, the tiny woods

Ash: oh arceus

Paul: fuuuuuuuuuu-

Gengar:* kidnaps paul*

Paul: AHHHHHH

573 hours later

Serena: NO I DIED ON THE LAST FLOOR

Gary: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ash: shut up gray

Gary: NEV- *gets blasted by rayquaza's hyper beam*

Ash: that was conveniently timed

Barry: HAHA I BEAT THE GAME FIRST

5 hours later

Burning: so how'd it go

Half the contestants: fun

Other half: THAT WAS TORTURE

max: I tried stealing from a kecleon shop owner, never again

Bonnie: that's why you don't steal

Clemont: you're one to talk

Bonnie: huh?

Clemont: you stole my sandwich 

Barry: who's forgettable now

Burning: still you * drops him down a pit*

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA  EM RAEH UOY UOY LLIK AMMI :yrraB (sdrawkcab enil siht daer )

Skye: burning why did you..?

Burning: don't ask, just felt like doing it

Dare 3: torture goh

Goh: haha, nope * jumps out window*

( sorry for being lazy hear, but I want to finish this chapter before scarlet and violet come out)

Dare 4: let skye play Pokémon Ultra Sun

Skye: * playing the game*

Dare 5: microwave a grenade

Burning: aight now * starts microwave*

Ash: uh burning, I don't think that sounds good

Grenade: * explodes*

Everyone: AHHHHHHH

camel: HAHA I'M IN * grabs serena*

Serena: NOT AGAIN

shadow: * comes out of smoke & breaks camels neck*

Camel: AHHHHH * dies*

( this will be a tradition where all new/ returning cohosts will kill camel to begin)

Burning: shadow, how long have you been here

Shadow: it was suppose to be 10 minutes, but these people took way too long to beat a video game

Dawn: I didn't even finish it

Burning: ok next dare...

...After we clean up all the blood and dust

319 hours later

Dare 6: find out what the Kia way is

Clemont: lord holy kiawe, before I learn, may I ask what is the Kia way

Kiawe: when you fight shirtless & light yourself on fire

Clemont: ... ya no * jumps in volcano*

Kiawe: figures

Dare 7: make Paul do a nuzlocke

17 hours later

Paul: FINALLY GOT THE FIRST GYM BADGE

1038838 hours later

Paul: DONE BY GOD, 9872601 attempts

Burning:  now you know my pain

Paul: yes, now I can't disrespect the tord author when he talks about his nuzlockes

Dare 8: take away all of gohs Pokémon

Goh: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

skye: * steals them all*

Goh: SKYE YOU B!TCH

skye: * spits gohs throat*

Dare 9: burn gray to ashes

Ash: huh?

Gary: AHHHHHH I'M ON FIRE * dies*

Dare 10: make camel fight one of my dead nuzlockes Pokémon

Burning: be right back, gotta learn more necromancy in the next 10 minutes

10 minutes later 

Camel: go nukes

Burning: go mischief, use shadow ball

Camel: AHHHHHH

burning: night slash

Camel: OWWWW

burning: now kill the humanoid camel with double edge

Camel: OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

Burning: looks like it's onto attempt 2 for you camel ( if you don't get it it's cause when you faint you die in a nuzlocke so since he died he has to soft reset*

Final dare: May vs camel fist fight

May: why would I...

Burning: you get ramen if you win

May: * punches a hole through camel* GIVE ME RAMEN

Drew: shut up June

May: IT'S. MAY. GRASSHEAD.

Drew: oh hi maygrasshead 

May: FRIYAAAAAAA *  murders drew*

Shadow: god, there is a lot of blood in this room

Burning: shadow you're cleaning it 

Shadow: WHY

burning: because I said so now bye 

Skye: bye

Shadow: AHHHHHHHHH THE BLOOD TURNED INTO A MONSTER AND IS STRANGLING ME