Burning: hello welcome back to Pokémon truth or dare part 2. 

Goh: let us leave

Camel:* at the window* LET ME IN I MUST HAVE SERENA

Skye::* throws knife at camel*

Camel: AHHHHH* falls down*

( also I don't think I mentioned, but the TorD studio is 25000 Kilometers/miles (your choice) in the sky)

Ash: what does he mean have Serena? Is he going to make her his slave? You can't own people

Serena: * sighs* I miss undense ash

May: DREW BUY ME MORE RAMEN

drew: I JUST BOUGHT YOU SOME JUNE 

may: IT'S MAY GRASSHEAD

Paul: let me out

Bonnie: you good Paul?

Paul: Let Me Out

Dawn: Pauly?

Paul: LET ME OUT 

Burning: * sighs* everyone, sit down, shut up & do the dares

Red: if we don't?

Burning: you will spend the rest of your life living as a magikarp. Furthermore, gray will be hallucinating & will think you're a naked misty. In Gary's case, he will be a magikarp that is immortal. However, he will be frozen in time & used as a table, chair, etc

Gray: NO

yellow: why though

Burning: to make sure everyone does dares

Serena: burning can u undensify ash?

Burning: i can, but I won't unless someone dares it

Skye: can we start the dares?

Alain: HELP ME

mairin: ALAIN COME BACK

Ash: what happened?

Alain: SHE CRAWLED INTO MY BED ( they have 2 beds in their rooms btw) TOOK MY SHIRT OFF & THEN LICKED ME ALOT

mairin: ALAIN-SENPAI COME BACK

Gary: * laughs*

Burning: Gary, did you, by any chance, conduct a spell then pervertifies people?

Gray: ummmmmm noooooo

Burning: you're lying

Gray: DAMNIT

Alain: HELP

Mairin: SENPAI, COME HERE

Skye: * shoots a tranquilizer dart at mairin*

Mairin: Alain senp- * falls asleep*

Burning: EVERYONE PAY F*CKING ATTENTION OR I WILL GIVE YOU THE MAGIKARP TREATMENT & BRING BACK THE TARANTULA ROOM

Everyone except burning & skye:* shuts up*

Skye: alright first dare is a race against your shipping partner. Whoever wins gets to dare the other

Later 

Ash & Serena

Serena:* "accidentally" drops pokepuffs* oops

Ash: FOOOOOD * ditches race & eats food*

Serena wins

Misty & gray

Misty: I CAN'T RUN IN THIS OUTFIT

gray: YASSS I WIN

Drew & January 

Drew: how are you managing to keep up with me august?

May: IT'S MAY GRASSHEAD!* breaks Drew's legs*

Drew: OWWWWWW

Dawn & paul

Dawn: Pauly slow down

Paul: * grabs dawns shoe*

Dawn: WTF PAULY

Paul:* throws shoe at dawn*

Dawn: * gets hit in the face & blacks out*

No other exiting events occurred other than clemont having a heart attack.

Bonnie, korrina, red & Alain are the other winners

Serena: alright I dare for ash to become-

Gary:* presses a button on his inpervarator to turn Serena into a pervert*

Serena: a pervert

Burning: ummmm... ok? This might not end how you want it to though * snaps & ash is a pervert*

Skye: so ash, feel any.... different?

Ash: * dies*

Serena: * no longer a perv* AHHHHH ASH

May: what happened to him?

Burning: it is kind of impossible for there to be a dense pervert. It kind of blew up his brain

Paul: ash had a brain?

Dawn: be nice Pauly

Paul: CALL ME PAULY AGAIN I WILL IGNITE YOUR HAIR ON FIRE

Dawn: AHHHHHHH

Burning: Gary your dare

Gray: I dare misty to strip 

Burning: gray, you've wasted your dare

Gray: huh?

Burning: she is not allowed to take off the mermaid suit until the dare is over. no matter what happens

Gray: sh!t

Time skip after the others do their dares

Burning & skye:* locking camel in a maximum security Prison*

Camel: AHHHHHHHHH THERE ARE LASERS!

Skye: also since this prison is 25000 KMs/Ms in the sky, if he does break out, he will be stuck on that island

Later

Burning: now ash & Paul will fight using 5 random Pokémon

Ashes team: honchkrow, sallazzle, eelectross, hydreigon, dusknoir

Paul's team: swalot, arctovish, crawdaunt, lilligant, kabutops

Ash: honchkrow use night slash

A critical hit

Paul: swalot use gunk shot

The move missed

Paul: HIT THE TARGET YOU F*CKING SWALOT

swalot:* eats paul*

Dawn: NOOOOOO PAULY

may: this is what happens when you disrespect Pokémon

Ash: honchkrow use air slash

A critical hit

Swalot & paul have fainted

Later

Paul: go arctovish

Ash: go salazzle 

Paul: use surf

It's super effective

Ash: use flamethrower

Ash: now use gunk shot

Paul: OH SO YOU CAN LAND GUNK SHOTS BUT NOT ME

Ash: now iron tail

Paul: arctovish use-

Ash: dragon pulse

Arctovish has fainted

Paul: HOLY SH!T

Ash: eelectross 

Paul:crawdaunt

Ash: use thunderbolt

It's super effective

Paul: use crabhammer

Ash: retaliate with dragon pulse then another thunderbolt

It's super effective crawdaunt has fainted 

Paul: go lilligant

Ash: go hydreigon

Paul: use mega drain

It's not very effective 

Ash: dragon rush, then flamethrower, then tri attack & finish with surf

Lilligant has fainted

Paul: WHY IS THIS RIGGED

Ash: go dusknoir

Paul: go kabutops

Ash: shadow ball

Paul: hang on & use x scissors 

It's not very effective 

Ash: thunder punch

It's super effective 

Paul: slash

It's ineffective 

Ash: end it with brick break & then psychic

Kabutops has fainted

Paul: THIS IS RIGGED

swalot: * eats paul*

Skye: next dare is ash's revenge

Kiawe: Ashton satoshi Ketchum, have you come to train the Kia way?

Ash: no, I've come to do THIS * shoves Kiawe into the volcano*

Kiawe: AHHHHHHHHH

Later

May: DON'T SACRIFICE MEEEE

ash: sorry, dare says we have to

May: AHHHHHHHHHH* disintegrates* 

Circle: * shoots smoke out of the center*

Serena: what is it?

Zeraora: * comes out of the smoke*

Goh: A ZERAORA POKEBALL GOH

Pokeball: * explodes before reaching zeraora*

Goh: THIS STUPID DARE

burning: * throws masterball* alright next dare

Skye vs random

Wheel lands on goh

Goh: ALRIGHT REVENGE TIME GO INTELEON

skye: go skylveon

Goh: inteleon use snipe shot

Skye: use moonblast to reflect it

Sylveon:* blasts the snipe shot back *

Inteleon: * gets hit by snipe shot, then moonblast*

Skye: end it with shadow ball

Inteleon:* faints*

Goh: RAHHHHH GO GOLURK

Skye: ninetails use ice beam

Goh: golurk use shadow punch

Golurk: * frozen*

Goh: YOU'RE F*CKING HACKING

skye: end it with blizzard

Goh: nyeeeeee go scizor

Skye: go rapidash

Goh: use slash

Scizor:* gets burned by flame body*

Goh: WHAT TEH FU-

Skye: end it with flamethrower

Goh: go suicune

Skye: go crobat

Goh: ice beam

Skye: double team

Suicuine: * misses*

Skye: use 5 more double teams

Goh: WHAT TEH F*CK

skye: you get a legend I get evasion strats 

Goh: USE ICE BEAM

Suicune:* misses*

Skye: now keep hitting it with wing attack until it faints

Goh: RAAAAAA go grookey

Skye: hey goh

Goh: WHAT

skye: go cinderace

( yes this was received in the last book, however it was not a dare and is, therefore, legal to keep)

Goh: WHAT

skye: USE PYRO BALL

Grookey: * gohs flying & faints*

Goh: SKYE GIVE ME CINDERACE

skye: you abandoned it

Burning: goh, stfu, anyways, that's all for this chapter, goodbye