Yesterday ( or today I don't know I didn't look at the time)

Burning: * up late at night( sometime between 10:00 pm & 6:00 am)*  alright we gonna finish the wonderlocke now

Random: k

In the final battle

Burning: ok, done, oh wait I just realized that we have the same amounts of deaths guess we do postgame if we tie

Random: got it. okay iron valiant looks like a psychic/ fighting type I have an ahnilape in it will probably go for psycho cut or something I will switch to mabosstiff ( we changed up the teams quite a bit) wait it is psychic fighting right?

Burning: *trying not to laugh* NO YOU IDIOT IT'S FAIRY & FIGHTING

Random: OH WAIT WHAT 

Iron valiant: * kills mabosstiff with crit spirit break*

Random: SH!T

burning: let's f*cking gooo I win the wonderlocke

Random: ok but who got more shinies?

Burning: oh my god I hate you

Today, at TorD studio

Skye: WHY IS THERE STILL A HOLE IN MY WALL?!!?

Kazuto:  because burning couldn't fix it due to you and shadow saying that a wattpadder was a small child or an old man or a robot

Skye: BUT THEY WERE

shadow: they were a robot

Kazuto: prove it

Burning: * trying to sleep ( didn't get much last night) * ALL OF YOU SHUT THE F*CK UP OR YOU'RE ALL GOING TO GET THROWN OUT A WINDOW & YES I WILL BREAK SKYE'S WINGS

cohosts: * shut up*

Just realized how much more violent this book is compared to the last one

Even later, still at TorD studio

Ash: PIKACHU USE THUNDERBOLT ON GAROAKY

pikachu: PIKA * shocks garary*

Grayarg: AHDJDHDHDIDHDHEUDHDJD

misty: good job ash here is your payment * gives ash food*

Ash: FOOOOOOOOD * starts eating food*

Sorry for all the stupid and insane gary name screw ups

Even more later, still at TorD studio

Burning: oh sh!t I forgot I broke my water bottle during the last chapter now I'm thirsty 

Kazuto: buy some water

Burning: well I own this book so I can do whatever I want in it so- * teleports*

2 hours later

Burning: *comes back*

Skye: did you get water

Burning: I accidentally bought 5000 water bottles

Shadow: HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE

burning: I like randomness, this is my book

Skye: also how are you making the new ocs into humans?

Burning: I don't know just stop asking questions * snaps & time skip occurs*

Finally, time for the actual chapter

Burning: hello people, just want to say HOLY SH!T ALOT OF PEOPLE DIED YESTERDAY ( I think? I wrote that chapter on multiple days )

Shadow: speaking of which you got a message from the police

Burning: * reads it* ah f*ck 'em all I did was write a few lines in a book on wattpad. What can they do, arrest me? I'll just use bullsh!t author power 

Skye: FOCUS ON THE CHAPTER

burning: fine okay first of all, we have some new characters ple- kazuto what are you doing

Kazuto: * holding many electronic devices* TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO UNGLIITCH MY EMERALD KAIZO

Burning: can't you do that later?

Kazuto:  fine * throws computer at goh, killing him*

Burning: anyways, I have created 2 characters who will be join us in hel- I mean, Pokemon Truth or Dare!

Paul: just say it, this is hell

Burning: Paul,  just a reminder that last night, clone lunar came back. If we must, we will summon clone lunar

Paul: * shuts up & pisses himself*

Dawn: ewww pauly you wet yourself

Paul: * pulls a crossbow out of his *ss* CALL ME PAULY ONE MORE TIME, SEE WHAT HAPPENS

Dawn: AHHHHHH * runs into a wall*

Burning: ok, time to use some bullsh!t powers and... * magically chains all contestants to chairs*

Skye: you don't have to chain them

Burning: If I don't, they'll just keep fighting. Anyways, after over 600 words, finally we get to the new characters. First, please welcome Rogan Sihune!( name chosen by random, the guy from the wonderlocke idk why but that's what he said to name him)

*Clapping*

First name: Rogan

Last name: Sihune

Gender: male

Hair colour: dark brown

Eye colour: brown

Pokémon: lycanroc ( midday), lucario, drapion, absol, samurott, mega scizor

Age: 14

Clothing: light blue pants, black shoes, red shirt

Hometown: hammerlocke

Ash: wait- how did we clap if we are all chained to a chair?

Rogan: ..why are they chained to chairs?

Burning: I got angry at them

Shadow: that's not good

Burning: relax, it's a book, we'll be fine

Skye: hopefully you're right

Burning: Next, please welcome Blaze Sartori! ( name chosen by my sister)

More clapping ( somehow)

First name: Blaze

Last name: Sartori

Gender: female

Hair colour: black

Eye colour: blue

Pokémon: serperior, zoroark, milotic, noivern, ninetales, mega gardevoir

Age: 13

Clothing: black pants, black hoodie, black shoes ( I let my sister choose for this one so I don't know why it's all black)

Hometown: Nimbasa city

Blaze: *shyly* hello..

Burning: * thinks* why didn't I try to sleep last night? I am tired

Drew: OK NOW TAKE THE CHAINS OFF

Burning: fine * takes chains off* anyways, instead of dares, I am introducing the chaos wheel. Basically I spent a couple hours thinking of punishments and whenever you f*ck up or fail a dare, you spin it. To demonstrate, everyone, including cohosts & me, will spin it once. There are 32 punishments. Kazuto, you start

Kazuto: fine *spins*

Sit over a volcano for 12 hours

Kazuto: WHAT

burning: umm ya. Bye kazuto

Kazuto: NO PLE- * gets teleported*

Kiawe: OUR SACRIFICE HAS ARRIVED!

kazuto: god

Skye: I'll go next *spins*

Have a fistfight with a legendary Pokémon

Skye: uh oh

Zekrom: * blast skye into oblivion*

Shadow: I Have a high chance of death, don't I?

Burning: at least 60% chance of death

Shadow: well, here goes * spins*

Chug a bottle of mustard

Shadow: NO

burning: do it

Shadow: NO

Burning: do it or double punishment

Shadow: fine * chugs it & dies due to mustard overdose*

Burning: I'll go next *spins*

Drink a bottle of ketchup

Burning: * sighs & chugs it* oh god that is disgusting

Rogan: *laughs* 

Burning: thank you for volunteering to go next

Rogan: crap * spins wheel*

Author cause painful, gruesome death

Rogan: first day, already gonna die

Burning: * absolutely destroys rogan*  blaze your turn

Blaze: fu- * sighs & spins wheel*

Have a fistfight w/ blaziken & infernape

Blaze: * sighs then dies*

Burning: ok, ashy-boy, your turn

Ash: ALRIGHT * spins wheel*

Run around the pokeworld screaming " I SIMP FOR LOPUNNY"

Ash: what does that mean?

Burning: * grabbing camera * oh, nothing

Later, after filming an embarrassing video of ash

Burning: Serena, your spin

Serena: alright * spins*

Kiss a random contestant

Burning: Bonnie pick a contestant but not ash

Bonnie: * not knowing about the wheel * clemont

Serena: NOOOOOOOOO

lemonhead male: NO

Burning: sorry

Serena: * throws up* THAT WAS DISGUSTING 

Misty: my turn for wheel * spins*

Get shotgunned

Misty: wait wh-

Burning: * fires shotgun at misty* Gary 

Gary: oh hey he got my name right * spins*

Eat raw fish

Gary: could be worse * eats Misty's goldeen*

Ghost misty: NO 

January: my turn * spins*

Chug a bottle of mustard

March: WHY * drinks it & dies*

Grasshead: my turn I'm feeling lucky * spins*

Turn into psyduck for 20 min

Grasshead: at least I don't get injured

Dawn: my turn * spins*

Killed by skye or kazuto

Burning: guess we gotta revive skye since kazuto  is uh-

At wela volcano

Kazuto: GET ME OUTTA HERE

Burning: ya 

Skye : * sends metal shards through dawns head*

Paul: ... * spins *

Wear a my little pony costume for 3 chapters

Paul: FUUUUUUUUUUUU 

Burning: * snaps & Paul looks like Idk any of their names I never watched my little pony so ya*

Paul: * jumps out window*

Barry: atleast I get a line * spins*

Author takes your soul

Barry: oh no

Burning: * steals Barry's soul*  clian your turn

Clian: hmmmmm * spins*

Buried alive

Clian: NO NO NO

burning: * puts him in a coffin then buries him* Bonnie

Bonnie: OOH YAY * spins*

Nuzlocke time~

Burning: aight go do a nuzlocke

Bonnie: YAY VIDEO GAMES!

Maximus: I'm next * spins*

Have a fistfight with a legendary Pokémon 

Max: oh no

Groundon: * absolutely crushes max*

Korrina: * spins* plz plz plz no death 

Killed by skye or kazuto

Korrina: FRIIII

Skye: * stabs her*

Clemont : NO rahhh I'll spin now * spins*

Mystery sandwich

Clemont: YES A SANDWICH * eats it* OH GOD WHAT IS THAT 

Burning: what is the number ?

Lemonhead male: 132

Burning: that is the human guts sandwich

Clemont: WHAT * dies*

Goh: ILL WIN THIS * spins*

Sit over volcano for 12 hours

Goh: NOT WITH KAZUTO

Burning: goodbye goh-boy~ * teleports him to wela*

Red: my turn * spins* 

Mystery sandwich

Red: *takes a bite & pukes* WHAT IS NUMBER 86 !??!

Burning: that would be the thousand year old sandwich

Red: uggh * died*

Yellow: hopefully I don't get that * spins*

Switch clothes w/ gary

Yellow: EWWW IT HAS FISH GUTS ON IT

Mairin: my turn * spins*

7 minutes in heaven w/ random

Mairin: NO ONLY WITH MY ALAIN

Burning: * evil laugh* CLEMONT GET IN THERE 

Clemont, mairin & Alain: NOOOOOO

Burning: * shoves mairin & clemont* Alain wheel time

Alain: fine * spins*

Kiss a random contestant 

Burning: * without hesitation * * evil laugh* Gary

Alain & gary: NO  NO NO

skye: shoves Alain into Gary, making them kiss 

Alain: * murders gray*

Miette: but I'm not a contestant

Burning: you're spinning it anyways

B!tchette: fine * spins*

Drink saltwater

Miette: * drinks it & somehow dies*

Camel: spin time* spins* please let me make out with serena

Fistfight w/ infernape & blaziken 

Camel: * gets obliterated * 

Burning: okay, I'm tired, so I'm ending it here, no qotd & I can't do death counters there are too many deaths, so with that, goodbye 

( the wheel spins were kind of insane)