Burning: *walks in* hello

Ash: I WAS TOO SMALL TO GET INTO BED LAST NIGHT I HAD TO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR

Serena: SAME

Paul: WAA GII GOO GOO GA GA HI HI

Barry: PREPARE TO GET FINED, MISTER AUTHOR

Dawn: WHERE IS MY HAIR

June: NOOOOO I COULDN'T EAT RAMEN

Clemont: SJCNDIEJDJDKJDXICJDHCIFJDNSXOPDEJDXJI

Burning: * sighs* aight imma check on the cohosts * teleports*

Skye: * still watching that 1 clip and has been for hours*

Shadow: * has a pitchfork in his throat*

Kazuto: oops I missed oh well * goes back to reading manga*

Camilla: * playing smash ultimate*

Burning: kazuto, why is there a pitchfork in shadow's throat?

Kazuto: I missed skye & hit him

Burning: you could've just put in a dare

Kazuto: I did, but you take up to 2 months to update sometimes & I wanted instant revenge

Camilla: DAMNIT I lost a match

Skye: can we do dares

Burning: k * teleports all & revives shadow*

Gaboter: MY D!CK IS TOO SHORT I COULDN'T "PLAY" WITH LOPUNNIES & GAREDEVOIRS

Misty: * murders baby Gareum*

Ugryad: AHHHHSHDUIDJDJD ( dies)

Paul: RE GOO GOO ( translation: I HATE THIS)

Skye: * kicks baby goh into the furnace in the corner*

Promotion of a mobile Pokémon game that forces you to "touch grass" instead of putting a joystick on the screen so that it encourages "exercise" but in reality is just a good chance to get kidnapped:  AHHHHH * burns to death*

Burning: * revives goh & gary* only cause they must spin the wheel * grabs a stepstool*

Paul: * spins it*

Lick gim off the road

Paul: WAAAAAH GOO GOO GA GA  *gets teleported to a road*

Kazuto: DO IT

Paul: EHE EHE WAAAA * does it & gets stuck to road*

Random U-Haul: *runs over baby paul*

Dawn: OMYGOD NO PAULY

Goh: * spins *

Slice off your finger nails

Goh: NOOOOOO

shadow: DO IT

camilla: REVENGE FOR TRYING TO CATCH ME

Kazuto: YOU BETTER DO IT BISHY BOY

Goh: * does it* AHHHRG IT HURTS SOOOOOOO BADLY * dies*

Skye: now, grainofsands turn

Guauruyu: WOOHOO * spins it*

Jump off prism tower

Burning: * teleports gaaaaraaya to prism tower*

Ash: DO A FLIP

Serena: will he die?

Skye: hopefully

Misty: if he doesn't, I will make him die anyways

Egeeaeereeye: * jumps & his pants fly off revealing he has my little pony underwear & a boner from looking at it*

Garondo: NO THAT WAS A SECRET

Camilla: * filming it* * demonic laugh*

Paul: GOO GA GI GU GE ( gray's a childish pedophilic furry)

Later, after author took a break to play 2 player S/V with my sister since she has been begging me to since I got the game

Burning: ok, I'm back, dare time

Kazuto: ask everyone kiss marry kill

Skye: hosts & cohosts or not?

Burning: I am not waiting many hours to get your answers, so no

Ash: what is marry? What is kiss? Kill goh for ruining my life

Serena: kiss red (since closest one to ash) marry ash, kill camel or, if not considered contestant, paul

Misty: kiss no one, marry ash, kill Gueryando

Goorooy: kiss all the girls, marry all the girls, kill ash for beating me

August: kiss drew, marry ash, kill drew for getting my name wrong

Grasshead: kiss dawn, marry January, kill groay

Dawn: kiss ash, marry Paul, kill Barry

Paul: WAAA GOO GOO GA GA

Barry: IMMA FINE YOU YOU HEAR ME

Clian: iris isn't here soooo no one

Burning: choose or I slit your throat + 5 chaos wheel

Clian: fine kiss dawn, marry Serena, murder goh

Camilla: Bonnie & max skip cause underaged

Korrina: kiss ash, marry Alain, kill clemont since I caught him pulling a Gary while looking at me sleeping

Clemont: kiss Serena, marry korrina, kill ash 

Goh: kiss May, marry Serena, kill ash

Red: kiss no one, marry yellow, kill goh, Gary, Paul & camel

Yellow: I will only ever kiss & marry my red, kill Gary

Mairin: same but marry & kiss Alain

Alain: HA HA NOPE * jumps out window*

Burning: *teleports back* 3 wheel spins

Alain: FUUUU * spin 1*

Get shotgunned

Kazuto:* headshots Alain with his shotgun that he somehow got back*

Burning: * revives* spin 2

Alain: *sighs then does it*

Get kissed by jynx

Alain: NO I AM DOING THIS BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANNA KISS ANYONE PLEASE NO NO NO N-

Random jynx:* gets teleported in, kisses Alain, teleports out*

Alain: * dies of embarrassment *

Skye: revive him

Burning: * revives* final spin 

Alain: * does it*

Buried alive

Alain: * getting put in a coffin* NOOOOOO

skye: * punches him*

Kazuto: * snaps his arm*

Shadow: * stabs him*

Skye: wait where's camilla?

Burning: playing smash bros again

Alain: HELLLP

We then proceed to dig a 200 ft deep hole for no apparent reason, drop the coffin down, then put the dirt back

Burning: we'll get him in 24 hours

Back at TorD studios 

Burning: ok next dare is

Whenever June eats ramen it turns into that rat

April: * eating ramen* what * sees the rat* AHHHHHHHHGHHYAAAGHG AGGGGHGGHGHGG

Drew: * laughing* YOU DESERVE IT FOR KILLING ME ALL THOSE TIMES 

Burning: before grasshead dies, next dare:

Make Gary a gardevoir for 1 chapter

Gary: but i'm a baby * thinks* yesss I can not be a baby

Burning: good point, guess we'll save that one & make you do 3 chaos wheels

Gary: NOOOO * spins it*

Get nuked

Camilla: * drops a nuke from the top floor onto gatryoak*

Gratyio: AHHH * explodes & dies*

Burning: *revives* spin 2

Eat raw fish

Gary: * grabs Misty's magikarp & eats it* huh not bad

Misty: * dies from the sight*

Gary: ok next spin * spins it*

Fight a demon

Gary: huh?

Burning: *summons a demon god*

Demon god: * tears gary into millions of pieces then drops them through a black hole*

Burning: now that that's done next dare

Skye has to see all the pokeshipping (misty x ash), kalosshipping ( camel x serena) & poffleshipping (ash x b!tchette) fanfics & one shots

Skye: NO PLEASE NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

kazuto: sweet, sweet revenge bish

Skye: PLEASE NO

burning & shadow:* while dragging skye into the room full of fanfics & oneshots* YOU'RE DOING IT & THAT IS FINAL

Camilla: is this usual for here?

Kazuto: actually, this is pretty calm only having one insane person in this room

Skye: F*CK YOU KAZUTO THIS IS EVEN MORE TORTURE THEN SCHOOL

Burning & shadow:* finally manage to get skye into the room* 

Burning: also, we have amvs of those shipping in there & you can't leave until you have read all of them

Skye: NO NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE LET ME OUT

Kazuto: bye bye bishy girl * slams the door*

Skye: * muffled* AHHH THIS HURTS MY EYES WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

*passes out*

Burning: ok, ummm next dare I guess oh wait an actual truth

Ash: WHAT 

Paul: WHAT

Burning: it's asking how cam got in before I let her in

Camilla: easy, that blaziken & infernape punched a hole through that wall. I just walked through & killed camel as per tradition

Burning: as for the next dare, it's basically another truth, what movie were you watching during the tranformation wait cam?

Camilla: watching Pokémon movies in honor of ash

Ash: what?

Burning: sorry to tell you this ash, but you are getting replaced as the Pokémon anime protagonist 

Ash: WHAT?

Serena: NANI?

Misty: HOW? HE IS IMMORTAL!

Gary: EVEN I AM REACTING TO THIS

May: THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE!

Drew: NO HE WAS THE BEST PROTAGONIST 

dawn: I NEED SOME HAIR GEL

Paul: WAA GOO GOO

Barry: IMMA FINE THE SHOW WRITERS

clian: I really don't care

Goh: same

Kazuto: * reading manga* atleast I still have manga to read

Skye: NOT FOR LONG YOU'VE GOTTA BURN IT ALL AS PER DARE REQUEST

Kazuto: SH!T

Shadow: * holding a giant sac* HOW MUCH MANGA DID YOU BRING HERE

Kazuto: only 50000 books

Shadow: holy sh!t

Burning: * drops a match on kazutos manga*

Kazuto: F*CK

Camilla: anyone gonna put out that fire? As a grass type Pokémon I am very weak to any flames or even hot temperatures 

Burning: * teleports flaming sac above Paul's house* ok, next dare is

Clian will fight kazutos rat friend

Clian: EWWW RABIES

le rat: * bites clians neck off, killing him*

Clian: AHHHH * dies*

Burning: * teleports clian to dumpster* as per dare, he will spend 24 hours there. Next up

Shadow will be exposed to flashlight for 12 hours

Shadow: AHHHHHHH * repeatedly dies from light*

Kazuto: skye has too much power, someone stop her

Burning: no. Next dare

Kazuto: WAIT PLEASE STOP HER OR ELSE WE MIGHT-

Burning: next dare is ashkachu vs serenekin

Ash: * uses thuderbolt* 

Serena: * uses ember*

Ash: * easily overpowers serena* well that was easy

Next dare: paul will suffer

Paul: goo goo?

Burning: here is 25 tests, every wrong test ( 50% correct or less) is a wheel spin next chapter

Paul: WAAA GOO GOO * starts writing the tests*

Next dare, we launch goh to the moon in a cannon

Goh: HELP

Kazuto: * sets off the cannon by accident * oops

Camilla: umm, we had it set to wela volcano so, kiawe might kill him

Burning: oh well, we'll send him to the moon next chapter. Next dare is

Dawn will dress up like piplup for 2 chapters

Dawn: * in a piplup costume* eh could be worse

Burning: ok, I'll end this here since I have to get back to playing Pokémon. So goodbye everyone

Camilla: bye

Kazuto: I HAVE NO MANGA I HAVE NOTHING TO DO

Shadow: * still dying*

Skye: THIS FANFIC ISN'T EVEN GOOD & THESE AMVS SUCK SOMEONE PLEASE HELLP