Burning: ok, nobody throw anything at me, I had no dares so i couldn't update

Paul: fine * throws nuke at goh instead*

Goh: *dies*

Ash: can we nuzlocke him? 

Burning: unfortunately, we need him for dares

Skye: we should start a death counter

Burning: maybe, if I remember to. Last book I forgot the new contestants so if I forget it's most likely because I'm in the middle of my first nuzlocke of scarlet or it's a long chapter

Shadow: torture time

Ash: I have a feeling we're being stalked

Camel:* through the window* * thinks* finally I will have serena

Burning: first dare a colossal titan will stomp on goh multiple times

Goh: FRIIIIIIIIIIIISHDJFIDHDJSHWHDHDIWJHDGDE

(because this is Pokémon, a gmax alpha coalossal will stomp on him since it is more Pokémon related)

Goh: * gets crushed*

Camel:* gets in through the hole made from the coalossal* HAHA SERENA IS MINE

Serena: HELP

burning:* sighs* guess we'll have a new/returning cohost in about 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

Kazuto:* uses bullsh!t anime/manga power and sends camel to a different dimension*

Burning: called it

Dawn: I thought you said you didn't give anyone else host powers

Burning: true, but since kazuto has his own book he is technically an author. So he gets bullsh!t powers for this chapter only

Kazuto: Aight now that he's dead WHERE THE F*CK IS GOH?

Skye: dead. Got stomped on a few too many times

Red: why do I feel like that man wants to murder me

Kazuto: ummmmmm next question

May: ok do you have ramen

Drew: SHUT UP RAMEN SUCKS

may:what.the.f*ck.did.you.say?

Drew: that ramen sucks..?

May: YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT SIN WITH YOUR LIFE * punches a hole through drew*

Paul: somehow I am not dead yet

Shadow: give it time

Serena: kazuto would undensify ash, right?

Burning: actually, he dared for ash to stay innocent forever

Serena: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Burning: which is weird considering he wrote a lemon

Ash: how do you write a lemon?

Cilan: a space l e m o n. Are you that dumb?

Shadow: these are the negative effects of doing a TorD. The contestants will sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly go insane

Skye: like clemont

Clemont: AHHHHH WHERE DID I PUT IT

kazuto: ? Did I miss something or is everyone going insane

Clemont: I LOST MY KORRINA BODY PILLO- I should not have said that out loud 

Korrina: wait what?

Bonnie: big brother are you a pervert?

Max: Gary, care to explain?

* awkward silence*

Burning: oh sh!t I left him at wela volcano with Kiawe 

At wela volcano

Gary: * gets punched* AHHHHHH

Kiawe: you are a disgrace to humans. * throws him into volcano*

Gray: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH * dies*

Back at TorD 

Burning: however he hasn't been able to do anything so he couldn't have pervified lemonhead male

Clemont: AHHHHH MY LIFE IS OVER SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

Misty: gladly * slams lemonhead male with a mallet*

Kazuto: does misty hate clemont or something?

Burning: since dealing with gray, misty has made her goal to eliminate all perverts in the world

Goh: no one cares shut up

Kazuto: * throws goh out the window*

Alain: more dares so I can sleep. I am a forgotten character here so I most likely won't get dare

Barry: YOU THINK YOU'RE THE FORGOTTEN CHARACTER? YOU ARE MENTALLY ILL

mairin:* chokes barry* no one talks to my Alain like that

Burning: NEXT DARE shadow get the clone machine, skye go get some batteries, we need a lot, probably around 5000, kazuto I don't really care what you do as long as you don't mention my umbreon or shiny butterfree, first day of cohosting you can do whatever you want, so go read manga or something.

Cohosts: k

10 minutes later

Skye: I'm back

Burning: now we wait for shadow 

18 hours later

Kazuto: k I read all the manga I brought with me, is shadow still not back?

Burning: still not back

Skye: wait... is there even a way to get down from here without flight or teleportation?

Burning: oh sh!t I didn't think about that skye go find shadow

Skye: WHY ME

burning: as you said, without flight or teleportation, you can't get down

Skye: ..fine

3 hours later

Shadow: can't you just summon the cloning machine using author powers?

Burning: fine * summons clone machine*

A long time later that the random line of text that says this doesn't know how long has passed

Kazuto: ok now we know how to clone people without their dna

Burning; * starts clone machine*

After 1 hour

Clone lunar: * harvesting Pauls organs*

Dawn: AHHHHHHHHHH PAULY

Paul: * dead*

Kazuto: * laughing*

Shadow: * also laughing*

Skye:* covering her sylveons eyes*

Burning: * teleports clone lunar to somewhere unknown* as much as I wish to see this man get torn apart piece by piece, we have more dares now because we left paul at wela volcano, we will not do one of the dare...

Kazuto: aww

Burning:.. so now last thing to do is * Transforms ash into a one piece fan* he can watch the whole thing most likely before I get back considering I update around once a month, so with that goodbye 

Skye & shadow: bye

Kazuto: * reading manga* 

Death count:

Goh died three times

Barry died 1 time

Drew: 1

Clemont: 1

Camel: 1

Gary: many, many times off screen

Paul: 1

Shadow: 1

Question of the day ( first one ): 

Favourite  and least favourite Pokémon of each type or If that is too much who is your favourite pokemon 

Authors Favorites:

Normal: hisuian zoroark 

Fire: chadelure

Water: primarina ( nuzlocke reasons)

Electric: jolteon

Grass: serperior (due to using one in a rom where it has contrary as its ability and know leaf storm, Draco meteor, overheat and close combat)

Ice: glaceon ( also due to nuzlocke)

Fighting: lucario ( once again due to nuzlocke)

Poison: drapion ( one of my favs even before nuzlockes)

Ground: excadril ( helped in first b/w play through)

Flying: gliscor ( this is yet another due to nuzlocke)

Psychic: gallade ( take a guess)

Bug: vikavolt ( and yet again)

Rock: gigalith ( locke)

Ghost: aegislash

Dragon: kommo-o ( I'm sure you can guess why)

Dark: absol ( disaster puppy for some reason draws my attention)

Steel: metagross 

Fairy: alolan ninetails ( nuzlocke)

Least favorites: 

Normal: dudunsparce ( just a letdown)

Fire: delphox ( from cute fox to furry bait)

Water: inteleon ( blew itself up with memento the first chance it got in a metronome only locke)

Electric: stunfisk

Grass: roserade ( how tf did gamefreak sexualise a flower? That's why it's here)

Ice: delibird ( sooooo weak iron bundle is good though)

Fighting: pignite ( would love to kickball this abomanation)

Poison: trubbish ( garbodor is acceptable but this is just a bag of trash)

Ground: numel ( because camel)

Flying: all pidove line

Psychic: hypno (you know why) & wobuffet ( ran into this without a ghost in nuzlocke)

Bug: paras ( legends arceus)

Rock: stonejourner ( murder 2 of my Pokémon in the sword buglocke)

Ghost:gourgeist

Dragon: zweilous ( hydreigon is good but it evolve extremely late)

Dark: liepard ( spending many hours with this in b2 darklocke made me hate it)

Steel: probopass

Fairy: mr. Mime ( this speaks for itself)

Note: nuzlockes make you have different feeling once you use some new pokemon