Burning: hello everyone

Kazuto: * throws a pitchfork at skye*

Skye: * dodges it* 

Shadow: * gets impaled* AHG WHAT THE F*CK KAZUTO

Burning: * sighs* WE HAVE DARES

Paul: NOOOOO

Burning: Paul, I'm bored so let's start off with a new tradition, if I remember to, Paul, goh & Gary will all spin the wheel at the start of every chapter

Those 3: NO

everyone else: YES

burning: so Paul, you first

Paul: I hate you * spins*

7 minutes in heaven w/ random

Paul: HOLY SH!T ALREADY

burning: shadow choose

Shadow: Barry

Barry: IMMA FINE YOU FOR THAT SHADOW * gets shoved in closet w/ paul*

7 minutes later

Both come out depressed

Gary: MY TURN *spins*

Hell

Gary: huh?

Burning: oh, ya now you get:

Slimed

Shotgunned

Pitchforked

Your right leg cut off

Your left arm cut off

Drink a bottle of rotten pickle juice

Eat moldy cheese

Impaled by bisharp

Many, many cosmoem fall on you

Show your browsing history 

( I pick 10 random tortures that don't have to be on the wheel but can for "hell")

Gary: HOLY SH!T * dies a lot & a lot of other stuff happens like):

Gary: now, my browsing history is just tons & tons of lopunny & gardevoir p*rn

Misty: YOU'RE A FREAK

Ash: what does that mean?

Serena: * facepalms*

Paul: GET ME OUT OF THIS COSTUME

Dawn: ewwwwww Gary you're disgusting

Goh: LET ME SEE IT GARY

Drew: * suplexes goh* now make him spin it

Goh: * spins*

Have a fistfight w/ blaziken & infernape

Goh: FUUUUU

Fire/fighting starters but not emboar: * punch him through the wall*

Camel: * gets in* HAHA I'M IN * once again, for like the 4th time this book, kidnaps serena*

Serena: EWWWWW CAMEL GERMS

camel: * holding a gun* NOW IF ANYONE TRIES TO STOP ME I WILL SHOOT EVERYONE

Leafeon: * uses leaf blade on camels neck to kill him*

Camel: AHHHH * dies YET AGAIN*

Burning: ..I thought I told you to wait for me to tell you to come in

Leafeon: ya, well, boredom

May: * puts down ramen* YOU CAN TALK TO POKÉMON?!

Burning: actually, this is our new cohost, please welcome one of Kru537719's ocs, Camilla the leafeon!

Some contestants: * clap*

Paul: NOONE CARES LET US LEAVE

Camilla: * turns human* WHAT YOU SAY PAUL? * shots him with a shotgun*

Kazuto: oh yeah that remind me I still need my shotgun back

Skye: ATLEAST YOU DON'T HAVE A HOLE IN YOUR WALL

Burning: ok, skye, I will fix the hole when you give me back the box of taser knives you stole from me

Shadow: DARES NOW

Dare 1 : turn ash into pikachu & Serena into fennekin 

Camilla: I brought the transformation machine 

Burning: * throws ash into one & Serena into another, then slams the doors*

Goh: * sneaks up behind camilla* HAHA POKEBALL GOH! 

pokeball: * explodes* 

Goh: THIS STUPID CURSE

camilla: DID YOU JUST TRY TO CATCH ME?

goh: uhhh

Burning: goh, 5 spins of chaos wheel since the tranformation machine takes time

Goh: NOT AGAIN uggh fine * spins*

Chug a bottle of mustard 

Goh: FUUUU * drinks it & dies*

Burning: * revives * 

Camilla: NOW SPIN IT AGAIN

Goh: damnit * spins*

Dump a bucket with something disgusting in it on your head

Goh: * does it* AHHH WHAT IS THAT

Burning: some of the stuff we found in kazuto bed for last night aka the dumpster

Goh: AHHHN * a rat falls out of his shirt* 

Kazuto: I KNEW IT WAS A RAT

Skye: * whispers* I am not sorry about that

Burning: goh, spin it again

Goh: fine * spins it*

Drink a bottle of ketchup

Goh: FIRST MUSTARD NOW KETCHUP?! * drinks it & dies of ketchup overdose*

Burning: * revive* spin it again Pokémon goh promotion

Goh: FINE * spins*

Mystery sandwich

Goh: * eats it* WHDGRKSBDHDJDHDBD * dies*

Shadow: what is number 18?

Burning: rotten flesh sandwich

Goh: * now revived* ARE ALL OF THESE BAD?

Burning: there is 1 good one

Goh: * sighs then spins wheel again*

Get kissed by jynx

Goh: * flashback to book 1* OH NO THAT WAS DISGUSTING THE FRIST TIME

Camilla: he did it before?

Burning: last book

Goh: * does it & dies*

Skye: how much more time till the transformation is done?

Burning: * checks timer* about 5 hours

Kazuto: why?

Burning: they are new prototypes, let's leave & chain the contestants to a chair for the next 5 hours

Contestants: NO

skye: yes torture

Cohosts + author leave

30 minutes in

Burning: ok, imma play some Pokémon & shiny hunt, kazuto will prob read manga, I don't care what really happen

4:45 hours in

Burning: * shiny hunting*

Skye: * watching the one xyz clip*

Shadow: * sleeping*

Kazuto: * reading manga*

Camilla: * watching a movie*

Burning: * checks time* oh just 15 more minutes ok let's go back

All teleport back

Paul: WAAAA HAAA HAA GARY WET HIMSELF WHILE YOU GUYS WERE GONE

Gary: hey I spent all last night looking at gardevoir p*rn so I forgot to use the restroom

Misty: I will break his neck soon

Ash & Serena come out as a pikachu & fennekin

Ash: eh, could be worse, you could be a baby

Camilla: funny you should say that, cause everyone except host, cohosts, ash & Serena will become babies for 3 chapters

Paul: NOOOOOO * gets transformed* WAAA GOO GOO GA GA 

Gary: hey I can still talk

Burning: sorry, but I can't not make them talk. Otherwise we would only have 2 talking contestants for 3 chapters

Shadow: * punts a bunch of babies*

Gary: * while flying* HA HA CHILD ABUSE

Goh: I'M BLASTING OFF AGAIN

dawn; AHHH MY HAIR

Paul: WA GOO GOO GA GA TRA TI TOOT TOOT

Burning: ok, before I get another message from the fbi, imma end this chapter. So goodbye 

Cohosts: bye