Burning: hello everyb- oh

Kazuto: * passed out on the ground, a little bit burnt*

Skye: * also passed out *

Shadow: * sitting in a corner questioning his life choices ( the whole "chug a bottle of mustard" thing broke him)*

Rogan: * dead*

Blaze: * knocked out & also burnt*

Ash: * crying after seeing the internet bully him for "being a furry"*

Serena: * drinking soap*

Misty: * has bulletholes in her*

Gary: * looking at internet p*rn*

August: * also in a dark corner*

Drew: eh I'm fine 

Dawn: * has metal shards in her*

Paul: * strangling himself* GET ME OUT OF THIS COSTUME

Barry: * soulless*

Cilan: * buried deep underground*

Bonnie: * having an existential crisis*

Max: * flat*

Korrina: * has a knife in her*

Clemont: * has died 999 times *

Goh: * crying because kazuto threw him into wela volcano multiple times*

Red: * still dead*

Yellow: we have been here for quite awhile

Mairin: * broken*

Alain: * drinking bleach*

Burning: oh ya I forgot to fix everything * snaps & revives all*

Kazuto: GOD THAT WAS TORTURE

skye: NEVER AGAIN

Ash: HELP ME THE INTERNET IS BULLYING ME

Serena: I NEED MORE SOAP THAT WAS DISGUSTING

burning: hate to break it to everyone but we have dares!

Shadow: yes torture !

Burning: also skye dared shadow & kazuto so they also get tortured

Shadow & kazuto: FUUUUUUU

Skye: can we start the dares

Everyone else: NOOOO

burning: fine if we don't wanna do dares we can do another round of chaos wheel

Alain: DARES. ANYTHING BUT THE CHAOS WHEEL

burning: ok first dare kill everyone in the room in a different way

Max: oh boy

Kazuto- killed by meteors

Shadow- death by flashlight

Ash- death by own stupidity

Serena- death by drowning 

Rogan- death by falling piano

Blaze- death by rats

Misty- death by insects

Gary- death by angry women

April- death by car crash

Grasshead- death by fire

Dawn- death by falling

Paul- death by embarrassment 

Barry- death by electrocution

Clian- death by suffocation 

Bonnie- death by giant blender

Max- death by drinking superglue

Korrina- death by running into a downed power line

Clemont- death by falling tree

Goh- death by humans

Red- death by freezing

Yellow- death by a giant weird purple sphere

Mairin- death by poison

Alain- death by snake venom

Burning: skye, since this is your dare, you can figure out how to revive them

Skye: ... sh!t 

( remember only I have author power)

Some large amount of time later

Burning: next dare, make all poke girls simp for ash but Serena has shotgun + atom bombs

Gallery : now why would they want ashy-boy when they could have me? ( I know it says gallery)

Paul: * sends a random pitchfork threw groarian*

Yragary: AHHH * dies*

Burning: ok let me look up some Pokémon pick up lines and... OH GOD MY EYES THESE ARE HORRIBLE  ok gotta find the least horrible one and... * sighs*

Misty: oh ash, your so hot I think I might need a burn heal

February: I think I might need a paralyze heal cause you are so stunning 

Dawn: hey ash, mind if I play with your pokeballs?

Bonnie: * about to say something*

Clemont: * tackles ash*  NOT WITH MY SISTER SHE'S LIKE 8!

skye: I didn't think about that

Korrina: if you were a Pokémon, you would be a squirtle, cause you're making me wet

Yellow: if you think baby Pokémon are cute, wait t'ill you see our baby trainers

Mairin: I don't think I need to catch them all. Just you is enough

Serena: THAT'S ENOUGH * shoots everyone in the room except author, ash & herself*

Burning: THANK GOD MY EYES HURT 

Ash: what was any of that anyways?

Burning: it's better if you don't know

16 hours later ( Serena kept killing everyone)

Drew, Paul, Serena, May, dawn, clemont, korrina, Alain, misty & red: * all chasing skye trying to murder her*

Skye: HELP

Burning: everyone, calm the f*ck down cause we have more dares

Dare 3: lock kazuto in a dumpster for 5 hours

Kazuto: SKYE WHAT THE FU-

Burning: *teleports kazuto to a random dumpster* and shadow will slowly get dropped into a volcano

Shadow: wait wh- * gets teleported*

Skye: now whenever Paul talks he will spin the wheel ( except during the reaction to the wheel result)

Paul: wait what?

Burning: wheel time~

Paul: * sighs & spins the wheel*

Math test

Paul:  NOOO I NEVER EVEN MADE IT PAST 2ND GRADE

burning: have fun with that  * teleports him* next dare

Goh will spin the wheel 10 times

Goh: fuuuuuuuu * spins*

Pop out then crush your eye

Goh: NO

kazuto: * from dumpster* HA SUCK IT GOH

Goh: AH IT HURTS 

burning: spin2

Goh: * spins wheel*

Have a fistfight w/ blaziken & infernape

Goh: WAIT WHAT NO

fire/fighting started that aren't emboar: * proceed to punch a hole through goh*

Burning: * revives him* and now for spin 3

Goh: PLZ HAVE MERCY * spins chaos wheel*

Drink saltwater

Goh: * drinks it* OH GOD THAT IS DISGUSTING

burning: now for spin 4

Goh: * regrettably spins it*

Run around the pokeworld screaming "I SIMP FOR LOPUNNY*"

Goh: oh god

In the pokeworld

Goh: * sighs* alright I SIMP FOR LOPUNNY I SIMO FOR LOPUNNY I SIMP FOR LOPUNNY I SIMP FOR LOPUNNY I SIMP FOR LOPUNNY 

People: * laughing at goh*

Later

Goh: I hate you guys

Burning: now for spin 5

Goh: fine * spins* 

7 minutes in heaven w/ random

Burning: misty it is

Goh: oh hell no

7 minutes later

Misty: * breaking gohs neck with mallet*

Burning: sorry mist we need him for more wheel

Misty: fine

Goh: uggh * spins wheel*

Hit yourself hard with a hammer 100000 times

Goh: oh god

99999 hammer hits later

Goh: oww * hits himself* oww  100000 !!!

Burning: congrats, now spin!

Goh: uggh * spins*

Killed by skye or kazuto

Goh: oh god

Skye: * somehow summons 48000 legendary Pokémon to obliterate goh*

Burning: * revives goh* now spin it for the 8th time

Goh: this is torture * spins *

Math test

Goh: NO 

Later

Goh: I got 0 out of 20 

Ash: wow he's even dumber than me

Goh: just let me spin it again * spins*

Squirt toothpaste up your nose

Goh: what the hell * does it & dies*

Burning: * revives again* second last spin

Goh: * spins*

Have a fistfight with a legendary Pokémon 

( at this point I put on some random music so I don't get bored & if I misspell that's why)

Razaquaz: * blasts Pokémon goh with hyper beam* 

Goh: AHHHH * dies yet again*

Burning: * revive for like the 50th time* and last spin

Goh: finally * spins it*

Jump off TorD island 

Goh: GOODBYE * jumps out*

Burning: and at long last, next dare

Dawn will shave her head

Dawn: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO  NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Brock: and I'M CUTTING IT * shaves dawns head* 

Dawn: *  murders brock *

Paul: suck it  brock!

Drew: PAUL TALKED WHEEL TIME

Paul: f*ck * spins it*

Mystery sandwich

Paul: * eats it* AHHHHH WHAT THE F*CK IS NUMBER 12

burning: oh that's the grimer & stinky spray sandwich

Paul: oh god * explodes*

Dare: drew will switch all of mays ramen with plastic

june: DREW GRASSHEAD BIRCH WHERE IS MY RAMEN

drew: IT WAS A DARE OCTOBER

March: ITS MAY GRASSHEAD * kills drew* 

Final dare : skye gets to kick multiple delibird

Skye: * kicking a lot of delibird* 

Burning: ok, with that, goodbye 

Rogan: wait what happened to kazuto? 

Blaze: at the dumpster

Meanwhile, at the dumpster

Kazuto: AHHHH WHAT IS THE MOVING DOWN THERE IS THAT A RAT OR WHAT?!

End.