Too. . . Much. . . . EPICNESS!!!!!!

Pyro: *Was listening to some of her favorite music* This is the part of me that you're never gonna ever take away from me, no! *Grabs broom and dances around*

Everyone: 0_0

Red: Nice singing. >\\\\>

Pyro: Oh thanks! ^_^ I have good news! I recovered!

Everyone: Yay! That's so fast! But why?

Pyro: I burned down the whole school! \(^Δ^)/

Sora: What?!

Pyro: Just kidding! I just hit this bastard who I hate in da face with a pen! I scored a bullseye! XD Now his flat nose is flatter than evah! That made my day, even though I was almost sent to detention, but everyone knows how good it feels if karma makes bullies pay or if we do something in return! :)

Amy: *Shrugs* At least ya recovered! *Hugs Pyro*

Everyone else: *Joins and forms a group hug* (A/N:Seriously, I'm crying tears of joy after I read all your comments. I'll try to do my best! (ÒwÓ) They made me ten times more happier, so I wrote this to thank you all! ^_^)

Pyro: Kay! Lets start! Becuz I luv ya all, might as well update. ^_^

Sora: This is from Emma_o!

I dare Gold to take Pills that make him Always Pissed and then have silver make out with cryst! :) ( I'm so nice!)

Pyro: *Makes a salute sign* Good luck!

SMG, Kitty, Silvy, Gold and Crys: ;~;

Rei: Um. . . *Hands pills to Gold*

Gold: *Drinks it*

Pyro: *Uses author powers to make Silvy and Crys kiss, praying to herself that SMG and Kitty won't kill her. After all, it is a dare, and she must do what she can for her dear readers and she must stop turning this into a book*

Gold: *Punches a tree* I hate this world!

*In Spongebob version* Later

Pyro: That's done! *Teleports them to Minecraft world*

Everyone saw a crazy group of Minecraft users

Pyro: OMG! Its Team Crafted!!!!!!!

Deadlox: Oh. Hey!

Sky: BUDDER!!!! *Charges at Gold*

Pyro: Woohoo! *Burns down a few trees*

Mitch: *Kills a creeper*

Pyro: *Places a creeper on a large bowl of pasta, then adds in Jeff, BEN, L.S, E.J and the others* Hmmm. . . See what I did here? XD

Sky: SQUID!!!!!!

Pyro: Oh hell no! >:O *Kills squid*

Days of Chaos Later

Pyro and the others: *Dead, then respawns*

Pyro: Oh well.

PPG10: That was very chaotic!

Amy: Yea!

SMG: *Glomps on Silvy*

Pyro: *Clears throat* Next!

Sora: These are from -

Scott: Me!!!!

I dare myself To Kill Red

Scott: *Grabs Happiness the rifle while muttering darkly*

Everyone: *Backs away slowly* 0_0

Red: No! *Turns to Pyro* No matter what, I love you!

Scott: o.e *Kills him*

Pyro: *Pulls out headphones* What the hell happened? *Raises an eyebrow*

Scott: *Points at dead Red*

Pyro: *Revives Red* Next!

My second dare is that I can't be killed by SMG for 3 whole chapters

SMG: -3-

SMG you've forced me too I Dare myself to kill SMG with Happiness the Rifle -3-

SMG: What?!

Jk

SMG: -_-

Sora: Um. . . . These are from Nikki - chi!

Nikki: Yesh! *Jumps in a pool of stuffed Ians and Anthonys*

I luffed this!!!! If we are still in Hetalia world I dare Japan to be angry, America to be generous, and Germany to be girly!

Japan: (TT^TT)

America: *Clutches on burger* But why?!?! TT_TT

Germany: *Drops a book that he's reading* What?! 0_0

Spain: ^_^

Pyro: Pwease? :3 *Uses cuteness technique that always makes her invincible*

Japan, America and Germany: *Sighs* Fine.

America: *Tearfully gives away his food*

Japan: GAH! *Flips a table* You! *Grabs poor Ash by the collar*

Ash: (TT^TT)

Germany: *Starts copying Spain and France* Ah!~ *Flips hair and giggles*

Pyro: *Was dying of laughter*

Sora: Next!

I dare Kohaku to take Abby to meet his parents! Go into a lot of detail plz, I WANT TO SEE DIS MYSELF

Kohaku: Sure!

Abby: *Nods as they use ninja skills to go to Kohaku's house*

It was silent, nothing but the footsteps of the two humans are heard as they made their way towards a small house. It was a bit old, the roofs were a bit broken, the walls' pain was peeling off and the door is left wide open. Kohaku's amber eyes narrowed he felt a shiver run down his spine as he look around suspiciously. Something tells him there's someone watching him.

Abby could also sense it. She held the hilt of her katana tightly, her emerald eyes peering around carefully. Kohaku readied his scythe, then grunted when something flew pass him. He tilted his head to see what it was and found a kunai embedded deep on the ground.

"A surprise attack!" Abby shouted when someone jumped in and attacked Kohaku, but he retaliated by wrapping his chain around the attacker and threw him up in the air. the attacker recovered and managed to escape from the chains, then pulled it, causing Kohaku to lose balance and fall back.

Abby jumped back and did a flip in the air just in time to avoid a blade, then withdrew a kunai and threw it to the ground. It bursts to flames, creating a ring of fire around the one who attacked her.

Abby landed on the ground. She took out her katana when four figures jumped before them. Kohaku used his chain to grab one of them, only to have about five shurikens thrown at him. Abby quickly ran toward him and blocked them all with her katana.

She was about to charge after them, but stopped when she heard someone laughing.

Kohaku froze, his eyes wide in shock when he felt someone hug him. He also started to laugh when the attackers pulled him into a group hug, leaving Abby to stand there like an idiot and frown in confusion.

"Kohaku! It has been years!" An elder lady sobbed. She looked twenty years older than Kohaku, yet she seems as if she's still young and energetic. Many blades were on her boots and her long hair was tightly tied in a neat bun. She had the same eyes as Kohaku, but different facial features.

Kohaku grinned. "Mom, dad, Hiroto , Hikaru!" He ruffled the two younger ones' hairs, laughing as he watched their faces.

"Welcome back, Onee - chan!" The girl who Abby identified as Hikaru smiled. She was about fifteen years old. Her brown hair was cut short and, unlike Kohaku and her mother, she has greyish eyes. Her weapon was a harmless looking fan, but Abby peered at it and saw that the edges were sharp. Razor sharp.

Abyy giggled when the seventeen year old boy who she identified as Hiroto smirked, a smirk similar to Kohaku's. "Geez, bro. You've missed a lot!" He exclaimed with a grin. He looks like a mixture of Kohaku, Hikaru and his mother, his short, spiky brown hair was blown gently by the wind, his bangs covering his greyish eyes.

The guy who Abby thinks is their father caught sight of her. He smiled. "I see Kohaku has a girl. I'm so proud!" He wiped a tear, then pulled Abby into a bone crushing hug, followed by the others, leaving Kohaku to stand there and watch with a smile on his face.

For the first time in forever. . . Kohaku's not acting like a pervert.

Pyro: Awwwww! :'3 *Turns off tv*

Sora: Next dares are from SMG! ^_^

1. Pyro summon Mewtwo and ask him why he sounds like a fcken female in the Genecect movie

Pyro: *Summons Mewtwo*

Mewtwo: *Looks around, confused, then sees Pyro and tries to strangle her using Psychic* <_< Why did you bring me here, pathetic human?

Pyro: *Chokes, then dies* X_X

Masamune: *Appears out of nowhere and kills Mewtwo* DON'T TOUCH HER! *Takes out pistols as Symmetrical Resonance starts playing* *Starts shooting Mewtwo's corpse*

Scott: Hey! I thought I already killed you! >:O

Masamune: *Smirks* Orochi revived me. Now I'm here to claim Pyro.

Red: o.e

Pyro: *Was still dead*

Angel: *Revives Pyro*

After a lot of conflicts and difficulties

Mewtwo: *Sighs* Fine. It's another Mewtwo. She's a friend of mine. >\\\>

Pyro: Okay! Next!

Sora: Um. . . Seth, Hiro, Grasshead, Goldie, Jynx, Liberty, Emma, Gary, Latias, come here!

After Gathering Said People in a House

2. Drew, Gold, Seth, Hiro, Nyx and Gary have to pretend to have joined team Rocket and try to kidnap Emma, Sora, Liberty and Sora's Latias (yeah I know I've done this before but it's so damn funny)

Seth: *Grins* I'l make Rafe suffer.

Sora: Lets go!

Later

Latios: Where are they?

Rafe: *Starts to go all paranoid* If Seth or Hiro does anything to Sora, they'll answer to me

Rayquaza: *Eyes turn red* And me.

Latios: And me.

Soren: *Dark aura forms around him* If anything happens to Emma and my sister. *Mutters*

They heard an earsplitting scream when night came, causing all of them to jump. Immediately, they all rushed to the direction of the scream.

Everyone saw Emma, Liberty and Latias being surrounded by Hiro, Nyx and Gary, while Seth, Gold and Drew were trying to fight Sora.

Sora was pinned on the ground by Drew and Seth, Nyx held a knife against Emma's throat while Hiro and Gary held down Latias and Liberty.

:You're SO dead!!!!: Rayquaza roared, seeing two of his precious babies being treated like this.

Everyone took out weapons, cracked their knuckles and rolled their shoulders. They heard a distant roar. They all looked up, curious of what it is, when a mountain of Creepers fell on them.

Gary and the others fled as TnTs rained down along with sheeps and pigs.

~Now Playing le Troll Song XD~

Yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye hohohohoho! XD (A/N: I use to be a troller in minecraft XD)

Boom! Boom! Boom! EVEN BRIGHTER THAN THE MOON MOON -

Sheep: Me - e - e . @_@

Later

Pyro: XD Next!

3. Lost Guardian and Night Voice have to have a fight weponless

Abby: *Returns with Kohaku just as she hears the dare, then stabs Sora*

SMG: *Turns Emma into Night Voice*

Slowly. . . The blood of the Dragoness dripped down, followed by maniacal laughs that sound beautiful, yet disturbing from Emma. Sora tilted her head up, revealing her demonic eyes, large, evil grin, and her razor sharp teeth.

Emma, now the Night Voice, leered at the Lost Guardian, her evil eyes staring at Guardian's demonic ones.

"So. . . Here for me to stain your Purity?" Lost Guardian giggled darkly, cracking her knuckles as a dark aura formed around her. Night Voice glared at her.

"I'm here to kick your butt."

"How? I'm the Lost Guardian, here to rip your throat, hear your pretty voice shriek in pain and snap your spine. What are you gonna do? Sing me a death lullaby? Ooh. How scary!~" Lost Guardian fake shuddered. She grinned, licking her lips with her forked tongue.

Night Voice had enough. She charged toward the Lost Guardian whilst the demon fake yawned and pretended to check her sharp nails. When Night was dangerously near her, Guardian crouched down, then while supporting herself on the ground with her hands, swung her legs and knocked Night down.

Night pulled Guardian, then the two wrestled, struggling for victory and throwing punches, biting each other, pulling each others hair and more. Guardian had a lot of blood and bite marks, whilst Night had a lot of bruises, bloodstains.

Pyro: Ok! Enough! *Stops them before more damage is done and before SMG could kill her*

Sora: Oh! The horror! >_< (A/N: I'm really sorry for hurting Emma, SMG. I know you hate it, because she has gone through a lot. But I promise, Sora has also gone through a lot, maybe much worse, so don't worry! ^_^)

Pyro: Next!

4. All the boys have to have a tea party and not run away till the girls say so

Boys: Nuuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!!

Latias and Liberty: Yyyeeeeeaaaaa!!!! *Takes out chainsaws*

Later

Boys: X_X

5. Sora's Gardevior has to choose one Pokemon to go on a date with.

Lucario, Blaziken and Soren's Gallade: <_<

Gardevoir: B - Bla - Blaziken. . . >\\\>

Blaziken: *smiles*

Lucario: *Grins evilly*

Gallade: ( ._.)

6. Soren ask Emma out on a date

Soren: *Runs to Emma* Emma! Emma! *Almost faceplants in front of her feet when she's talking to Red*

Emma: S - Soren?

Soren: *goes on knees* Please go out with me. *Puppy eyes*

Emma: *Glances at Red* Um. Sorry, but no.

Soren: (TT^TT) *walks sadly away*

And also can Paige join? If you have any questions about her then just ask me.

Pyro: Yeshhh!!!! *Kidnaps Paige*

Paige: 0_0

Oh and I dare all single people to get blown up by creepers

Pyro: *Spawns creepers, then runs off while singing* All de single ladies, all le single laddies! XD

Boom! Panis! AHHHHH!!!! SHHHH! HAPPY MEW YEAR!!! XD

Later

Pyro: *Dies of laughter and respawns le others* Hahahahaha! XD

Sora: Moving on! XD Next arranged from Kitty!

Kitty: Yay! \(^0^)/

I dare all the girls to ride on flying unicorns with laser powers and shoot the boys

Hears le boys scream

Pyro: Woohoo! *Charges after Seth, Masamune, Spark and Zach* FOR NARNIA!!! *Shoots lasers and uses Fart Gun*

Everyone else: *Dies*

Pyro: *Revives them* Next!

I dare all the guys to dress up as Disney princesses

Silver as Ariel

Gold as Anna

Takeo as Mulan

Ash as Belle

Drew as Aurora

Seth as Snow White

Paul as Elsa

Rafe as Sophia the First even though she's not yet a Disney Princess

Pyro: If I forgot anyone, I sincerely apologize ( ._.)

I dare all the single people to make a 'Forever Alone' club (.__. )

Seth: Hell no!

Soren and Takeo: *goes to corner*

Soren: *Sobs*

Takeo: Um. . . It's okay, bro. I feel ya. *Pats Soren's back, glancing at Sora sadly*

Seth: -_-

Soren, Takeo and Seth: ( .__.)\(.__. ) (-__-)

Rafe: *Smirks*

Gold: I have Kitty! :P

SMG! \(^_^)/ *Hugs a blushing Silver*

Skyla: *Shrugs* Since I have no crush. *Joins them*

Leah: *Was with Grey*

Japan: *Vein pops*

America: I'LL GIVE EVERYONE BOYFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS CUZ I'M GENEROUS!!!!! *Tries to resist the temptation to cry*

Pyro: (^_^;;) That won't work. Anyways, next dare from Skyla!

Sky: Someone call mah name? BUDDER!!!!

I want everybody to introduce their pokemon to the 'normal' animals, like the pigs and cows and such.

Gardevoir: *Stares at pig* Um. . . .

Rayquaza: *Glares at Ender Dragon*

Pikachu: *Jumps when a bat came near him*

Sheep: o_o

Oh, and have a midnight battle with zombies and creepers and skeletons and all that other stuff

Sora, Takeo, Abby, Kohaku and Pyro: *Smirks and takes out weapons* Bring it!

After that

Pyro: Next are from Amy!

May I have some speaking roles?

Sora: Sure! ^_^ *Hands dares to Amy*

Amy: Oh. Next! *reads dare*

I dare the Mankey's to go on a rampage

Pyro: RISE MAH CHILDREN!!!! *Releases drunk ninja Mankeys* ATTACK!!!!

Everyone: Crap! *Tries to run off, but was attacked by rainbow creepers*

Pyro: Hell yea!!! *Releases drunk Titans*

Eren: Seriously?! Mikasa! *Grabs Mikasa*

Levi: Brat!!! Take care of them!

Jean: *Sighs and grabs weapons*

PPG10: *Attacks Titans with her 3DMG with epic slow mo effects*

Kid: *Was chasing Nikki with pistols and rainbow hair* You shall pay!!!!

Nikki: Kid! Your house isn't symmetrical! \(0o0)/

Kid: What?! *Runs to his house*

Nikki: *Giggles* Gotcha!

Soren, Takeo and Seth: *Remains seated on forever alone corner*

Later

Pyro: Woo! Le next dare, pwease?

I dare Hiro and Nyx to commit suicide

Hiro and Nyx: -___- *Jumps to a pool of squids and drowns to death*

Sid, how did you get fat?

Sid: o.e I'm not fat! I'm poofy! And I'm hotter than that grasshead!

Everyone: *Throws up*

welcome back! I guess that Red is your boyfriend now? I dare you and Red 2 do SMIH, XP

Scott: *Now activate overprotective bro mode* o.e *Grabs rifle*

Masamune: *Reaches for pistols, only to find out Spark stole them. Again*

Spark: XD

Pyro: *Shrugs and enters closet with Red*

Hears shouts and Video game sounds

Later

Pyro: Next! ^_^

Amy: These are from Angel!

I have a dare!!! Ok so if you can bring in Luffy, Sanji, Nami and Chopper ( You know from One Piece and also I just don't like Usopp he gives me the creeps), can you get Luffy to have a battle with Sora and see who wins (he's made of rubber btw)

Sora: *Grins and grabs sword* Lets go!

Luffy: Yea!!!

In The Arena

~Play Whatever Battle Song You Have~

Luffy grinned and started cracking his knuckles, while Sora tightened the bands on her gauntlets. She grinned and swept her long bangs, making a taunting gesture at Luffy.

Luffy charged after her. Sora held her sword up in The air and ran toward him, her wings now spread. She looks like an eagle, and she looks more dangerous with the sword, but this doesn't scare Luffy.

He stretched his arms, supporting himself on the ground with his hands, then released. He flew toward her with incredible speed.

Sora blocked him with her sword. She tried to smash him to the ground, but he stretched his foot and kicked her square on the jaw, sending her flying. She recovered midair, then raised her sword up to the sky.

"Keep calm. . ." She grinned as she spread her wings and rose up to the sky. She folded her wings, allowing gravity to pull her. "AND BOW DOWN BEFORE THE DRAGONESS!!!" She shouted and threw her sword toward Luffy, then kicked it with her two legs to increase the speed.

Luffy tried to avoid it, but ended up getting hot on the arm. He groaned in pain. Sora landed in front of him, panting, a smirk plastered on her face.

Luffy grinned at her, wiping the blood off. "You're not bad." He commented between pants. Sora grinned back, getting into a fighting stance and making a taunting gesture that means 'bring it'

"You too." She said. Luffy charged toward her, then his hand turned into a large ball with spikes. (A/N: It has been a long time since I have watched One Piece, so please forgive me for any mistakes)

Sora was hit on the face, but she jumped back, doing a double flip. She landed near a fiery pit, then she got an idea.

She jumped down, waving at Luffy with a cute smile as she got engulfed in the flames.

Luffy froze, his jaw to the ground. He didn't expect this to happen. He can't believe he won easily.

He grinned, about to claim victory. That's when he heard a roar.

He caught sight of a pair of crimson wings, then the brunette emerged out of the fire. Her eyes were now a shade of deep crimson, and her highlight was now fiery red.

"Thank Pyro for leaving fiery pits everywhere." She said before charging toward him, spinning. Her feathers flew everywhere, then burned to ashes, making ash rain down on the two.

Luffy stretched his arms, grabbing her. He threw the Dragoness across the battlefield, ignoring the burns on his arms as he clutched on Sora.

She was slammed to a tree, which broke and fell down on her. A mini earthquake was produced. After that, silence followed.

Luffy peered closely at the tree, then found Sora's hand trying to claw at the earth weakly to pull herself out, but failed. The rest of her body was underneath the tree. After that, her hand fell on the ground limply.

Luffy collapsed on one knee, panting, then he smiled. It was a tough battle. She's a tough opponent.

"I'm done now." He shouted.

Pyro: *Revives Sora and heals Luffy*

Sora: Oh well. *Shrugs, them shakes hands with Luffy* That's a good fight! ^_^

Luffy: Thanks! :D

Pyro: Next! :)

And Sanji has to try NOT to go crazy for the girls and if he does then he has to face Sora's Rayquaza plus the boyfriend's wraths

Sanji: *Sulks in a corner*

Pyro: *Shrugs*

Sora: Moving on. Next are from Sarah!

Sarah: *Was chuckling darkly while stuffing her poiso - I mean delicious cookies in Nyx and Hiro. She had a knife and it seems as if she opened their stomachs*

I would love to dare Ash to face his pikachu envovle into a Raichu *laughs evilly* but of course Pikachu would be back into its second involve by the next chapter. Sorry Ash but I would just die to see this

Ash: Nuuuu!!!!

Pyro: *Gives Thunderstone to Pikachu*

Ash: *Cries after seeing Pikachu evolve* TT^TT

Pyro: Next!

Sora: These are from PPG10!

PPG10: ^_^ *Raises key to Heavenly Host Elementary up in the air*

Everyone: *Gulps*

I dare Lady A to give up her Mega Ring to Sora for two chapters

Lady A: -3- *Hands Mega Ring to Sora*

Sora: Yay! *Mega Evolves Gardevoir, Lucario, Latias and Latios*

Um, I dare Jean and Sora to have an intense arm wrestling contest.

Sora: Bring it!

Eventually, Jean won five while Sora won four cuz her 'dad' is having anger issues again

I uh, dare myself to... do SMIH with Eren >////> (please don't kill me Mikasa!)

Mikasa: o.e *Tries to keep calm*

Later

PPG10: ^\\\^

Eren: 0_0

And finally, I dare Leah and Grey to have an epic battle against Sora and Natsu.

After Arranging

Grey tilted his head to the side, everyone could hear his bones crack. Leah put on her knuckle guards and her game face. Sora brofisted with Natsu, them told him a few strategies and distractions.

Natsu nodded in agreement.

When everyone is ready, Natsu stood protectively in front of Sora. He grinned at Grey, excited to finish things once and for all with Grey.

Sora is a bit nervous. She's facing ice. . . She still can't get over her weakness. She took a deep breath, then charged toward Grey and Leah, followed by Natsu.

Grey punched the ground. Icicles rose around Sora and Natsu, trapping them. Leah jumped in, ready to pound them, but Sora managed to block the attack.

Sora backed away, then turned to Natsu, who was busy with Grey. "Now!" She shouted. She jumped and did a backflip, landing on the ground with her hands supporting her.

She split her legs as Natsu made flames that surrounded her. She spun, then did a flip, now looking like she's using Flame Wheel.

She's now in her Fifth form: fire. She charged toward Leah, spreading her wings.

Natsu was throwing punches at Grey, but he dodge each time Natsu made an attempt to hit him. He punched the ground, creating icicles that almost impaled Natsu.

The fight went on for a long time. Dragon against ice.

Leah, Grey, Natsu and Sora were panting heavily. At last, they collapsed, too tired to move.

Pyro: *Revives them* Next dares are from Nathan_Vella! ^_^

I dare Ameill to ride a pig of a cliff

Ameill: -_- *Does dares. He soon found Herobrine and was ground to dust*

I dare everyone to have an arm wrestling contest and the winner gets a whole minecraft village to themselves

After many contests, Sid won because of his heavy arm

I dare Ameill to fist fight sora

As expected, Sora won. But it's almost a draw since she's exhausted from all the previous fights

Pyro: these are from Moon!

I dare everyone to build their own houses in Creative Mode (May the most beautiful house win!)

We ended up with Dawn as the winner

I dare everyone to kill all the zombies, creepers, spiders in Survival Mode(Night time)

Pyro: Wweeee!!!!! \(^0^)/ Oh. It's the end, huh? 'Kay!

Anyways, if I forgot a dare, please repost them cuz my Gmail account is having issues. I'm so sorry.

And to my fellow Creepypasta fans, have you heard the news? A girl stabbed her friend multiple times because of Slenderman. I'm . . . I'm ruined! *Rocks in a corner* Mommy. . . . I don't think I can handle more dark stuff. I need more rainbows, more unicorns DX So. . . . We're going to the Fairytale world. *Rocks again*

Drew: That's it. No more Creepypastas, Fatal Frame, Corpse Party and Attack on Titan for you! *Destroys my stuff*

Pyro: Nuuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

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