Pyro's Guide On How To Become a Ninja and an Amazing Stalker;) Part 3 (Ft. Ouran Highschool Host Club characters)

Tamaki: Argh! Where are we?! Haruhi! (OoO )  ( OoO) Where are you?!

Haruhi: I'm right here. -.- Why is it so dark here?

Karuou: Hehehe. Someone might kidnap Haruhi in the dark.

Hikaru: Yea. *Snickers*

Tamaki: GAH!!! \(0O0)/ DADDY WON'T ALLOW THAT! *hugs Haruhi*

Honey: Waaahhhh!!! *Hugs Bunny* Its dark*

Mori: There there. -_- *Lifts Honey up*

Haruhi: Meh -.-

?????: Hee hee hee hee.

Tamaki: *screams* Who goes there?!

Pyro: Boo! *Pops out with flashlight pointing at her with rape face*

Tamaki: *Screams and falls down*

Haruhi: -_- How manly.

Tamaki: Yaaaa!!!! <(0O0)> *Sulks in a corner*

Lights Turn on

Pyro: Hiya!~

Honey: *Sighs with relief, then goes back to adorable mode* Hi hi!~ (^0^)/

Pyro: Honey-senpai!~ *Hugs him*

Kyoya: *Sighs*

Pyro: 0////0 Oh. Uh..... Kyoya-kun. v///v

Hikaru: Yo! *Grins*

Karuou (I can't spell his name right) : *Waves*

Pyro: *Fangirl squeals* KYAAAA!!!!~

Sora: Um. Pyro? Chapter.

Pyro: Oh right.

Tamaki: Huh?

Poof!!!!

Since the Host club are experts in stalking, I decided to ask for their assistance in stalking. Well, Kyoya and Haruhi are excluded and maybe the twins, but they're the great stalkers >\\\>

Step 8: Hide'n'go Leeks

Pyro: *Hides behind pole* <_< Our target is detected.

Tamaki: <_< Make sure nothing happens to Haruhi.

Karuou: *Grins* Ok.

Haruhi: -_- Idiots. I cam easily spot you.

Pyro: Gaahhhhhh!!!! We're spotted! \(O0O)/ Panic panic!!!!

Tamaki: *Panics*

Twins: ( ¬＿¬) ( ¬＿¬)

Tamaki: WHAT SHOULD WE DO?!

Pyro: Uhh. . . *Grabs leek from Haruhi's shopping bag and hits Tamaki on the head, knocking him unconscious* Haruhi, we need to get to the hospital! (OoO;; )

Twins: （ ¬＿¬ )ヘ ヘ( ¬＿¬)ヘ

Pyro: ヘ（。□°）ヘ I got no other choice

Haruhi: -_-

Step 9: Reading Movements

Pyro: *Was stalking Kyoya*

Kyoya: *Doesn't move eyes away from book* Jessica Mari, I know you're there.

Pyro: O.O I know. I know. . . . You know I can read your every movements. *Takes out a book named Kyoya's Movements*

Kyoya: (-_-;;)

Step 10: *Rape face*

Pyro: *Hides under Kyoya's bed* Surely, he won't see me.

Kyoya's voice: But I can hear you

Pyro: RED ALERT!!! *Flips bed, sending Kyoya flying and hits his head*

Kyoya: *Now unconscious*

Pyro: *Rape face* (Blame my classmates for this.)

Later

Kyoya: Where am I?!

Pyro's voice: Your  worst nightmare. *Lights turn off, revealing Pyro with an army of hamsters and turtles*

Honey: *Was playing with hamsters*

Kyoya: O.O What is the meaning of this?

Pyro: DISTRACTION!!! HAMSTERS AND TURTLES APOCALYPSE!!!! *Hamsters and turtles charge at Kyoya*

While Kyoya is distracted, Pyro and the others managed to get pictures of him

Kyoya in pic:  (╬ /ಠ益ಠ)/ [Again, Hamsters attacking along with turtles*

Later

Kyoya:(╬◣д◢)

others: ┬┴┬┴┤･_･) (･_･) (･_├┬┴┬┴

Kyoya: (╬ ಠ益ಠ)  (╯ ╬ ಠ益ಠ ）╯︵ ┻━┻  *Table flips*

table: *gets angry and was about to flip Kyoya, but gets flipped away*

Pyro: *sighs and grabs frozen tuna*

SMACK!