Legend of Zelda?Screw that!LEGEND OF LINK!!!!

Sorry that I haven't updated for a few days and was absent.I was very busy!

Now I feel guilty because I didn't reply to my friends here.

Anyways,I'm in a very good mood today!^_^ You guys told me you received more readers because of me!*Blushes*And I'm soooooo happy!

Just remember,be who you are and write what your beautiful brain could think of!Every author is special,don't be afraid to write.For me,grammar doesn't matter as long as the story is amazing!

And ignore the haters,if you have any.Just tell me if there's someone bugging you that your book sucks,cuz *Cracks knuckles*No one messes with my friends.If they do,I'll f*ck their s**t up,burn their corpses,use their bones to build a throne and sit on it while I cause chaos.Yea,I can be very terrifying if someone messes with me and my friends and family.For example:a boy was teasing my friend.She was so angry,and I was mad because he won't leave her alone.I Round-house kicked him on the face and was almost sent to the principal's office.So,yea.

Ok!Lets start,shall we?~

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Pyro:*Was wearing a Link costume,except her hair is still the same* *Examines reflection*Woah.I look almost like Link in Twilight Princess,except my hair is black and longer.(A/N:True.My hairstyle is similar to his,bangs on one side with short side bangs!But different noses and head shapes -_- Just imagine Link and Tinkerbell combined,then make the skin tan and le hair black,and that's me!)

Masamune:Pffft!

Pyro:Oh.Still a bit upset?Don't ya worry!I'm not gonna end the relationship!^_^ This is just normal fangirlling!*Starts to violently fangirl*

Masamune:Why Link?!I'm better than him!

Pyro:Well....He's hot,brave,epic *Rest omitted and starts to sing Smosh's Legend of Zelda rap*Legend of Zelda?!Screw that!LEGEND OF LINK!*Raises sword up in the air*

Masamune:(;;O_O) Crazy fangirls these days.

Pyro:*In an adorable voice*Wwwwwhhhhyyyyy?!*Pouts*Being a fangirl is painful,yet fun!

Masamune:Ummm....Can you repeat that?

Pyro:*Still in small voice*What?

Masamune:*Grabs her and hugs her*WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO FREAKIN' ADORABLE?!

Pyro:*Blushes and pushes him back*Ah!Masamune,you know how much I hate that!>.<*Was pinched on the cheeks*I hate it when people do that to me -_-

Masamune:Shut up and stay adorable!

Pyro:*Burns him*Anyways,readers.*Goes down the stairs where the others are waiting*Sorry if I haven't updated in a while.Me and our Youth group created a movie to celebrate mother's day,and woo!Two days of shooting was tiring!Two days for only a short five minute movie!*Faints*

Sora:Aaaannnd...We have guests!^_^

Pyro:Ya!Lets welcome Sora from Kingdom Hearts(Lets call him Keyblade for now.Can't think of any name right now),Spark or XxSparkStarxX and....*Squeals*Link!

Said people enters the room

Keyblade:Umm.Hi!*Waves*

Spark:Hi!(^O^)/

Link:*Smiles*

Pyro:*Blushes*U-u-ummm....H-hi Link.>\\\>

Masamune:<_<

Link:Hi.*Waves with a smile*

Pyro:*Faints with nosebleed*

Masamune:*Points gun at Link*Touch her and you'll be dead!

Link:............What?

Zach:Don't listen to him,brother.And....*Whispers*Pyro has a crush on you.

Link:Um.Ok.

Anna:*Pokes Pyro with a stick*Ummm....Pyro?

Pyro:*Giggles and wakes up*Stop!That tickles!

Kitty:Le dares?

Pyro:Oh.Almost forgot!*Teleports them all to Hyrule*There!Oh,readers.Sowwy if I forgot a dare,I was having difficulty finding dares becuz of too much RPing.*Glares at Zach,Sapphire and Spark*And because of that,I got special dares for you guys later.*Grins evilly*

The three:*Gulps*

Zach:Um.Link,be a good bro and help me.

Link:*Nods*Please,take it easy on my brother,Pyro.

Pyro:O-o-oh....*Looks down while blushing*A-a-alright.

Link:*Smiles*

Pyro:*Faints again with nosebleed)(A/N:Comment and tell me who gives you le nosebleed!)

Masamune:(/_-) Ayeesh.

Sora:Um.Pyro,wake up...

Keyblade:Is she gonna be okay?

Pyro:Oh.*Wipes off blood from nose*Let's start!^_^

Sora:These are from Moon!

Moon:Yay!

I dare everyone to destroy everything around them, as in everything...villages, temples..everything..

Pyro:Yes!Destruction!

Sora:*Sends out her Rayquaza*

The others:*Sends out their most powerful Pokémon*

Ash:Charizard,Flamethrower!

Drew:You too,Flygon!

Link:(;;O_O) *Sighs and breaks all the pots around with swords*

Pyro:*Takes out her precious matches*Yay!Burn!*Sets a large stack of TNT on fire*RUN!!!!*Hides behind a tree just as the TNT explodes*

Later

Pyro:*Snaps fingers and the place is fixed*Next!

I dare Riku to pick his nose infront of everyone and eat it...total payback!

Riku:Wha?!HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU I'M A GIRL!!!!>:O

Sora:C-calm down,Riku.

Riku:*Sighs*Wwwwwhhhhyyyyy?!

Austin:*Hugs her*You'll be fine,cupcake.

Riku:Thanks.*Reluctantly picksnose and eats le booger with a disgusted look*

Everyone else:Eeeewwwww!

Pyro:Next dares!

Sora:These are from Nikki!

Nikki:POTATOES!

I dare Abby to take the Master Sword and have a sword fight with Ash!

Abby:*Grabs sword from Link*

Link:..........

Abby:*Attacks Ash*

Ash:Um.*Points his sword forward,but drops it*Mommy.*Was attacked and screams*

Pyro:Next!

Then I dare Takeo to get Ganon and duplicate him so he has a Ganon Army!

Takeo:Um.*Takes the cloning machine*How to make this work again?

Sora:*Drags an unconscious Ganon and throws him in the machine*Oh.*Assists Takeo*

Soon,an army of Ganon clones was led by the Lunar Warrior

Takeo:I'm not gonna do anything.*Sits down*

Pyro:Too bad.You could always cause chaos with this.Next!

Then have Ash go to Lorule (Have you played a link between worlds? im not sure if its in other games or not but yeah. lorule is a thing.) and Jump off one of the cliffs! (Note that to get to Lorule, you have to merge into a wall by a portal and walk into it like that)

Ash:Why me?!?!?!

Pyro:Just do it! >:O

Ash:*Enters Lorule and jumps off a cliff*

Pyro:*Ignores his screams of agony*Next!*Grabs dare cards from Sora*Um.*Pulls Abby and Kohaku and whispers le dare*

I dare Abby and Kohaku to go into a room (everyone thinks they're doing things but they're not) and then at the end of this chapter or the next one have Abby say something like "Umm... guys? Remember lat chapter? Well, ummm... I'm pregnant." I wanna see their reactions

Pyro:*Snaps fingers and a room appeared*Enjoy!~*pushes the two in the room*

Everyone heard some banging,moans and other disturbing sounds that Abby and Kohaku made

Pyro:Next dares!

Sora:These are from PokemonMasta45!

Seth and Sora sing Good to You by Marianas Trench. Sora sings Jessica Lee's part.

Sora:*Smiles*Alright!Lets go!*Fist pumps and grabs mic*

Seth:*Blushes a bit and grabs a mic*

Other Wrong Direction (Moron 5) members:*Starts to play a chosen instrument*

"Everyone's around,no words are coming out

And I can't find my breath,can we just say the rest with no sound?

And I know this isn't enough,I still don't measure up I'm not prepared;sorry is never there when you need it

And I do want you to know I'll hold you up above everyone

And I do want you to know I think you'd be good to me

And I'd be so good to you

I would I thought I saw a sign somewhere between the lines

But maybe it's me,maybe I only see what I want and I still have your letter,just got caught between

Someone I just invented, who I really am and who I've become

And I do want you to know

I'll hold you up above everyone

And I do want you to know I think you'd be good to me

And I'd be so good to you

Whoaaaaa-ohhhhh-ohhhhhh,

Whoaaaaa-ohhhhh-ohhhhh,

Whoaaaaa-ohhhhh-ohhhhhh-ohhh-ohhh-ohhhh,

Whoaaaaa-ohhhhh-ohhhhhh,

Whoaaaaa-ohhhhh-ohhhhh,

Whoaaaaa-ohhhhh-ohhhhhh-ohhh-ohhh-ohhhh,

I would

And I do want you to know I'll hold you up above everyone

And I do want you to know I think you'd be good to me

And I'd be so good to you I'd be good to you,I'd be good to you,I'd be good to you,I'd be so good to you I'd be good to you,I'd be good to you I'd be good to you, I'd be so good to you close..."

Sora:Woo!*Blows bangs*

Everyone else:*Claps*

Seth:>\\\>

Pyro:*Sighs*Sora,look to your left.

Sora:*Looks to the left and sees an army of rabid fans*O_O glob.

Fans:OMG!SORA!!!WE LOVE YOU WITH ALL OUR ORBS!(A/N:Get it?No?Ok.)

Sora:*Runs*

Fans:*Sees Link and Masamune*Holy cheese!It's Masamune Date and Link!*Squeals*

Link and Masamune:O_O *Runs*

Fans:It's Wrong Direction!\(^\\\^)/

Wrong Direction:Crap.*Runs*

Pyro:*Watches them get chased and yawns*It's hard being a fangirl,but it's harder to have fans.*Eats popcorn*

Later

Sora:*Pants and collapses to the ground*

Link:*Was now 'dead' on the grass*

Masamune:*Has his armor almost torn to shreds*

Takeo:*Was hiding behind a tree*

Other Wrong Direction:*Was on the ground,panting*

Pyro:Next dare!

Seth have a duel with Link.

Seth:*Creates a shadow sword*

Link:*Withdraws his sword*

Pyro:Hmmmm....To make this better,*Snaps fingers and Seth and Link were now surrounded by fire*Good luck,Link!~^\\\^

Le Fight Scene

Seth took careful steps toward Link,his sword held up in the air and preparing to strike.His crimson eyes stared at Link's piercing blue ones,not leaving each other's gazes.

Link just stood there,eyes locked on Seth,as if waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike.

Seth knew if you strike first,you might be caught off guard and fall into a death trap.He has a feeling that this fight is going to be short.

The wind blew gently,the smell of smoke lingered in the air and the flames danced around them,burning brightly and looks as if they were cheering for the two.

A leaf fluttered in the air,and the two directed their attention to the small leaf.Slowly,it danced and fluttered like a green butterfly with grace.Down,down,down it goes,still fluttering and dancing even though it's about to reach the flames of doom.

Seth and Link held their breaths just as it reached the ground,falling to the fiery flames,now Nothing more but ash.

That's the signal.Both of them charged toward each other,swords held up in the air.

Everyone heard the sound of swords clashing.Seth's shadow sword left a black mark on Link's,leaving the blonde look at his sword with a confused and shocked expression.

Seth smirked and jumped up,sword held up in the air and ready to slice off Link's head,but the blonde is quicker at his feet and blocked it as a reflex,then left a cut on Seth's arm.Seth backed away,holding his now bleeding arm.Link stood up straight and held his sword down,nodding at the ravenette.Seth's blood-red eyes narrowed and he tore off his shirt,then wrapped it around his wound.The fight's still not over,it is just beginning.

"It's still not over."Seth snarled.Link nodded again and took a step forward.

"I agree.It's just getting started."Link stated before charging toward Seth,knowing he's now more weak and vulnerable at this state.

Seth backed away and dodged the sword,barely avoiding it.Some of his hair was cut off.His eyes widened when he lost balance and fell back.

He screamed when he got engulfed in the flames,leaving Link to raise his sword up in the air and claim victory.

(A/N:Sorry,PokemonMasta45.I like Link,and I don't want him to lose :P *Sighs*This is the life of a fangirl :'( Arceus,bear with me.Can't blame Link for being so hot)

Pyro:*Snaps fingers and revives Seth*Yay!Link won!\(^O^)/

Seth:Thank goodness it's over.It's hot there.

Link:*Smiles and shakes hands with Seth*Lets do it again sometimes.

Pyro:*Nosebleeds*N-next!^\\\^

Sora:These are from percy_potter_games10!

Now that Cleo's turned into a violent person, I dare Hiro to make fun of her height and then face her wrath.

Hiro:Hey,Strawberry Shortcake!*Points at Cleo*

Cleo:*Face turns red with anger*W-what *Hic* did you just-

Hiro:Shortie shortie shortie!Even my Growlithe form is taller than you! :P

Cleo:*Takes out a wet chainsaw*DIIIIIIEEEEEE*Hic* *Chases after Hiro*

Pyro:Next!

Sora:Ummm...*Pulls Takeo*

Takeo:0///0 Sora,what is it?

Now I dare Takeo to be drawn by Lady A, but he has to be shirtless (don't tell Lady A that last part)

Takeo:*Sighs*Fine.

Sora:>\\\>

Takeo:Lady A!

Lady A:Huh?

Takeo:I was wondering if you could draw me.

Lady A:Sure!This would be great!Your eyes are amazing,but I'm gonna have a hard time drawing your hair.

Takeo:Yea.*Mentally slaps self and removes shirt*

Pyro,Anna and Sora:*Nosebleed*

Lady A:What the?

Takeo:*Sighs*Just draw me and get this over with!>_<

Lady A:Ummm...S-sure.*Draws him but find it difficult to draw his muscles and battle scars*(A/N:Yea,yea!*In a small voice*Lets fangirl over my OC and bleed our noses to death!~ XD)

Later

Lady A:D-done.

Sora,Anna and Pyro:*Wipes off the blood on their noses*

Masamune:*Sighs*Pyro,what kinda of-

Pyro:Shut up!This is normal!Next!

I dare Leah to become part of the Fairytail guild, you know, now that she's married to Grey and all.

Pyro:Lucky!*Pouts*

Leah:*Smiles at Grey and registers*

Pyro:Not fair.I wish Fairy Tail,Warriors Orochi,Pokémon,Jack Frost,Lost Silver,Ben Drowned,Link,*Other video game and hot guys from many fandom rest omitted* exists in real life.*Pouts*

Sora:*Sighs*I wish I was in the Anime.Or,my dark form could become a Creepypasta!^_^

Rafe:No.Anything but a Creepypasta.But,I also wish you exist in the Anime.*Sighs*

Pyro:Anyways,next!

Sora:These are from XxGothicAngelxX!

Just to add to the craziness, how about Boris the Chesire cat joins? *sees Echo glomp him with hearts in her eyes* o.o;

Boris:*Was kidnapped by an excited Echo*Huh?

Echo:Boris-sama!*Glomps*

Pyro:Yay!Glomping time!*Glomps on Masamune,then Link*

Zach:Wow.Never knew Pyro likes my brother so much.-_-

Sora:Yay!*Glomps on Rafe*

Rafe:*Smirks and kisses her*

Wrong Direction:>_< Lucky guy!

Pyro:Ok!Next!^_^ *Leaves to run after Hiro and kill him*

Ohh, and for a dare, I dare Masamune to flirt with Pyro for the whole chapter!

Masamune:0///0 Arceus,I don't even know how to flirt.

Sora:*Pats him on the head*You can do it,kid!^_^

Masamune:Stop calling me kid!*Sighs and tries to find Pyro*

Pyro:*Was playing with matches*(A/N:I do that all the time!And,I burn my barbie dolls!^_^ I'm scared of dolls,so....KILL IT WITH FIYAH!XD)

Masamune:Um.Pyro?>\\\>

Pyro:What?*Burns a picture of Nyx*

Masamune:*Sighs and puts arm around her*Do you know that we're the perfect match?*Smiles and winks*

Pyro:*Blushes*U-u-ummm...>\\\\<

Masamune:*Whispers*And that your pyro powers burn my stone cold heart and melt it?

Pyro:What?*Blushes even more*

Masamune:*Pecks her cheek*Sometimes you burn too brightly,you light up my whole world instead of the sun.

Pyro:^\\\^ T-thanks!

Later

Pyro:*Was still blushing*N-next!

Sora:These are from Sapphire!^_^ *Watches Masamune flirt with Pyro*Adorable!

I DARE THE TWO SORAS TO HAVE AN EPIC BATTLE!!!!

Sora:*Takes out sword*Bring it!

Keyblade:*Takes out the Keyblade*

Spark:*Starts to eat popcorn*I bet this is going to be awesome!

After an Epic Battle (Sorry,I Can't Think of What Might Happen and I'm in a hurry)

Pyro:Woah.It's a draw!Ok,next!

DREW SMEAR YOURSELF IN PEANUTBUTTER AND MAY SMEAR YOUR SELF IN JELLY!! (IDK WHY XD)

Drew and May:What?!

Pyro:*Hurts large containers of peanut butter and jelly at them*Done!Next!

Ash be a pervert to Dawn.

Ash:What's a pervert?*Tilts head to le side*

Pyro:*Walks silently to a wall,then leans on it dramatically and starts to cry*Why,Arceus?

Riku:*Starts to play le piano*Drama time.

Pyro:*Bangs the wall with her fists while crying*You said Ash is like a fallen angel,but he fell on his head way too hard!*Sobs*Why did you chose as an idiot?!Why?!

Ash:Wut?

Pyro:*Grabs him by the collar and shakes him while crying*He promised that the Chosen One is special,but he made you a special child!*Sobs on his shoulder*

Everyone:Wut?

Pyro:*Lets go*Ok Enough drama!^_^.Next!

BRING ON ZE FROZEN TUNA SLAP ONTO HARLEY ACTUALLY, EVERYONE KILL HIM!!!!! CHAOS!!!!

Everyone:*Beats up Harley with ze EPIC FROZEN TUNA OF DDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAATTTTTTTHHHHHHH*

Pyro:Ok!Next!

Sora:This is from Zach!^_^

I dare everyone to dye their hair the color of their crush except me XDXDXD

Pyro:*Dyes one side of her hair brown,then the other is blond*Yay!^_^

Masamune:*Dyes his hair black*

Sora:Umm.Just dye the streak!*Dyes the streak dark blue*O3O

Wrong Direction:*Has dyed their hair brown with a blue streak on one side*

Sora:Ummm...Why are you guys-*Approaches Wrong Direction*

Pyro:DO NOT GO TO THE WRONG DIRECTION,SORA!!!

May:*Puts grass on her head*

Drew:*Dyes his head brown*

Later

Pyro:Ok!Next!

Sora:These are from PancakeThePichu!^_^

I DAAARREEEEEEE everyone have a party without Ash (MAKE HIM JELLEH XD)

Pyro:Oh yea!Live while we're young!~

Days of Partying Later

Ash:*Was crying in a corner*

Pyro:Next!

I dare Ash, Gold, Silver, and Ruby to stalk.... Anyone they like :3

Silver:*Starts stalking SMG*

Gold:*Was stalking Kitty*

Pyro:Next!

Sora:These are from Kitty!^_^

Gold you could do whatever you want to Silver for 5 chapters (Sorry Silver you just kill him so much and I feel bad)

*Hears Silver scream*

Pyro:Next!

Paul are you Emo? 0__O

Paul:Arceus,how many times?!You **** *** And *** *** I hate you all,you *****

Pyro:*Forces a Rainbow Dash costume on him*

Paul:What the?!

Pyro:You're using a very colorful vocabulary.I see a rainbow.O_O

A rainbow appeared above Paul

Pyro:Next!

Drew why do you do 'things' to May so much now?!?! xD

Drew:>\\\> Nothing!

May:It's because he's a per!>_<

Ash why do you eat so much?

Ash:Uuuhhhhh...Cuz I got a bottomless pit?

Pyro:Last dare from Anna!

Ooh, I dare meself to have rainbow powers!!!! FIYAH! And Rainbow must be super effective against Shadow (Haha, Seth! *grins evilly*) And the Nyan Cat is my sidekick!

Pyro:*Gives Anna rainbow powers and Nyan Cat*Awww!*Pinches Nyan*

Sora:Soooo adorbs!

Pyro:Ok.Now for my dares!*Snaps fingers and Sapphire,Zach and Spark appeared in le arena with Magikarp everywhere*

Hears them Scream cuz the Fish's are Drunk and are Doing 'Things' To Them

Pyro:Woo!Finally!Oh.I have an announcement to make!

Sora:What?

Pyro:*Throws confetti in the air*I now have 100 followers!Woohoo!Thank you guys!I luv ya all!*Hugs tablet*And I know you all love me,who wouldn't?^_^

Everyone:*Claps*Congrats,Pyro!

Pyro:And....I just entered IFFY in Pokemon Watty Awards.I just entered to see if I could win or not,but I know I will never win,cuz there's more authors out there that are better!^_^

Sora:But Pyro is hoping she could win,but she has a small chance,so yea.

Keyblade and Link:We gotta go now.

Pyro:Awwww! 3: Ok.Bye Link!*Hugs Link*

Masamune:*Sighs*Please vote and comment a truth or dare.Our next destination by the way is Sugar Rush in Wreck-It-Ralph.Now,bye!

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