Lavender Town

Abby:Umm...Guys,remember last last last chapter?

Sora:Yea?

Abby:*Pretends to blush*I'm...Pregnant...

Everyone except Kohaku and Abby:<(O0O)>

Sora*Eye twitches and grabs Kohaku by the collar,then pins him to the wall and screams at his face*HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MY BEST FRIEND?!*Was pulled away by Takeo and Seth*LEMME AT HIM!LEMME AT HIM!

Rafe:*Tries to calm her down*

Abby:-_-It's just a dare.

Everyone:Oh.O.o

Pyro:*Was playing with the air guitar*Woohoo!*Sings*

"Let 'em know that we're still Rock n Roll

I don't care about my make-up

I like it better with my jeans all ripped up

Don't know how to keep my mouth shut

You say, "so what?"

I don't care if I'm a misfit

I like it better than the hipster bullsh*t

I am the motherfreakin' princess

You still love me

Some-some how

It's a little different when I'm with you

You know what I really am all about

You know how it really goes

Oh oh oh oh yeah

Some-some way

We'll be getting out of this

Town one day,you're the only one that I

Want with me,you know how the story goes

Oh oh oh

When it's you and me

We don't need no one to tell us who to be

We'll keep turning up the radio

What if you and I just put up a middle finger to the sky?

Let 'em know that we're still rock n roll

Rock n roll,hey,hey,hey

Rock n roll,hey,hey,hey

Call it a bad attitude,dude

I ain't never gonna cover up that tattoo

I might have a couple issues

You say,"me too",yeah

Don't care about reputation

Must be living in the wrong generation

This is your invitation

Let's get wasted

Some-some how

It's a little different,when I'm with you

You know what I really am all about

You know how the story goes

When it's you and me

We don't need no one to tell us who to be

We'll keep turning up the radio

What if you and I just put up a middle finger to the sky?

Let 'em know that we're still rock n roll

Rock n roll,hey,hey,hey

Rock n roll,hey,hey,hey

Rock n roll

Yeah

Oh oh oh oh yeah

Oh oh oh

When it's you and me

We don't need no one to tell us who to be

We'll keep turning up the radio

What if you and I just put up a middle finger to the sky?

Let 'em know that we're still rock n roll

When it's you and me

We don't need no one to tell us who to be

We'll keep turning up the radio

What if you and I just put up a middle finger to the sky?

Let 'em know that we're still rock n roll

Rock n roll, hey, hey,hey

Rock n roll, hey,hey,hey."

Pyro:Woohoo!*Swings a broom and uses it as a guitar*

Everyone else:O_O

Suddenly,the door burst open and my father enters

Pyro:*Freezes,holding the broom midair*

My dad:-_- Our daughter...*Mutters and leaves*(A/N:This happened once when my dad took away my phone!XD)

Everyone else:O.o

Pyro:Uhhhh....Ok!Welcome back to Pyro's random game!(;;^_^)/

Spark:-_-We got a lot of dares.

Pyro:Yay!And many wanted to join Ze FIYAH Army!

Readers:Hell yea!

Pyro:Woohoo!*Snaps fingers and Kirby appeared*

Kirby:*looks around with confused expression*

Girls:D'awww!

Kirby:*Smiles and waves*Hi!!!!

Pyro:*Squeals and hugs Kirby*Oh.And let's welcome Amy,or ShirleyDePasquale and Izzy or gold_x_silver_forver!*Said people enters*

Izzy:Yay!*Suddenly fangirls*Ahhh!*Kisses Gary*

Gary:*Winks and kisses her*

Amy:Hi!

Pyro:Yes!Chaos!

Drew:Why are you like this?-_-

Pyro:*Sings*Baby I was born this way

Drew:-_-You're born mentally insane and with a disorder that makes you have an obsession with burning things.

Pyro:*Sings*I don't care!I love it!

Drew:Are you even listening to me!

Pyro:*Still singing*No no no no way!^_^

Seth:-_- This pyromaniac is so insane.

Pyro:*Sings*

"Pyro Pyromania ma ma ma mania

Pyro Pyromania ma ma ma mania

Call me obsessed

Call me insane

Something is creeping through my veins

My eyes cannot see

What's underneath

I can't stop and you can't stop me

I'm gonna get this fire started

Impossible for you to breath

The temperatures rising up (up, so hot)

Cause I'm burning up

Pyromania Pyromania ow Pyromania

Ah ah ow Pyromania

Pyromania Ow ow ow

Pyromania Pyromania ow Pyromania

Ah ah ow Pyromania Pyromania Ow ow ow

Pyro Pyromania ma ma ma mania

Pyro Pyromania ma ma ma mania

I must confess

A thousand degrees

Bring out the beast inside of me

Don't be afraid

Go into the place

It's gonna melt your fears away

I'm gonna get this fire started

Impossible for you to breath

The temperatures rising up (up, so hot)

And I'm burning up

Pyromania Pyromania ow

Pyromania Ah ah ow

Pyromania Pyromania Ow ow ow

(Don't you see me burning up)

Pyromania Pyromania ow Pyromania

Ah ah ow Pyromania Pyromania Ow ow ow

(Heat it, heat it up up)

Pyro Pyromania ma ma ma mania

Pyro Pyromania ma ma ma mania

Soon as the fire is running wild

I will surrender to Fahrenheit

And I don't want to apologize

It's getting hot and I'm burning up

Pyromania Pyromania ow Pyromania

Ah ah ow Pyromania Pyromania Ow ow ow

(Heat it, heat it up up)

Pyromania Pyromania ow Pyromania

Ah ah ow Pyromania Pyromania Ow ow ow."

Pyro:Thanks,Moon!For telling me about the song!My life us now complete!

Moon:Welcome!^_^

Pyro:Woohoo!

Hears a Crash

Pyro:GOLD!!!ASH!!!*Chases Gold and Ash who were running with the fridge*

Ash:We're in trouble!

Gold:*Sings*Put that thing back where it came from,or so help me!

Pyro:*Catches up and tackles them to the ground*

Sapphire:*Was watching from a tree*

Zach:*Sighs*Geez.

Spark:O_O

Angel:Woohoo!Party!

Lian:What's up,Madlang People!(A/N:Filipinos will understand this)

Moon:Yea!!!!MOONBLAST!*Moonblasts Hiro and Nyx*

Izzy:Yea!*Fangirls over N,Black and White,who magically appeared out of nowhere*

Lian:*Kisses Samuru*

Moon:*Also kisses Samuru*

Samuru:O///O

Moon:He's mine!

Lian:Mine!

Pyro:*Clones Samuru*

Moon and Lian:Yay!

SMG:*Uses her skittle spitting chainsaw*

Pyro:*Was rapping Eminem raps while throwing m'n'ms (Is that it?)*

Twelve Days of Chaos Later

Pyro:Ok.*Snaps fingers and everyone appeared in Lavender town*

Sora:Eeep!It's creepy!*Shudders*

Pyro:Ok!Let's start with le dares!FIYAH!!!

Sora:These are from Amy!

I also dare Rayquaza 2 go berserk and kill all of the fangirls/fanboys of Sora, even tk,rafe,seth,and the others. I want chaos to happen.

Rayquaza:*Automatically emerges out of Pokéball and roars*YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!NO ONE TOUCHES MAH BABY GIRL!!!*Kills all of Sora's fans*

Sora:*Was counting her fans and admirers*One billion?!O_O

Fans:Sora!No matter what,we'll always love ya!*Was killed by Rayquaza's Hyper Beam*

Pyro:*Revives everyone*Next!

Sora:Wait.SLENDERMAN!!!!GET YOUR CARCASSES HERE...OR ELSE!

Slenderman:*Quickly teleports beside Sora with ze other Creepypastas*What is it?

Sora:*Pulls themall inside an abandoned house*We have a dare.

Then let Slendermen and the creepypastas prank the boys (only the girls must know of this dare) muwahahaha!!!

Sora:Team Epic already knows about this.No killing.Okay?

Dark Link:Aw man!I spent hours sharpening this sword for nothing!*Puts sword back on its sheath*

Jeff:*Sighs and hides knife*

Sora:But I promise I'll help you search for victims in the Land of the Dead.^_^

BEN:Yes!

Sora:Ok.Here's the plan.*Whispers*

Lost Silver:I-i-i-is t-that really n-n-necessary?

Glitchy Red:Yea.-_-

Sora:*Smacks Glitchy Red on the head*You do anything to your brother and I'll snap your spine!

Glitchy Red:O_O

Slenderman:Let's go now.

After Setting Up Ze Plan

Jeff:*Suddenly grabs May*Go to sleep...

Drew:O_O let her go!

Jeff:*Stabs May*

Drew:Nooooo!!!!

Laughing Jack:*Feeds ever girls else his candy*

Lost Silver:*Floats around with red liquid flowing down his face*

Ticci Toby:*Swings his hatchets around wildly*

Sora:*Pretends as if she can't control the Creepypastas*Oh no!STOP!!!

BEN Drowned:*Pulls her in Majora's Mask*

Rafe:No!!!*Tries to enter the game,but fails*

Boys:*Starts to freak out,and hugs each other*

Laughter Was Heard

Drew and the others found le Girls Laughing with Dradian and the Creepypastas

Ash:Wut?

Misty:It's a prank!XD

Boys:-_-

Dradian:Glad my illusions worked!

Sora:Thanks,Dradian!

Later

Pyro:Next!

Sora:These are from Nathan_Vella!

Everyone should go white water rafting on a taco and nobody can eat the taco

Everyone:*Gets on the giant taco*

Ash and Gold:*Can no longer resist it and eats the taco*

Pyro:-_-*sings as they start to sink*Near,far.Wherever you are.*Glub glub glub*

Titanic Music Starts Playing in Ze Background

Pyro:*Gasps*I hate the water!

Sora:Woo!*Tries to dry her hair*

Pyro:Next dare!

Dawn should make out with pikachu

Dawn:What?!

Pyro:Just do it!>:O

Dawn:-_- *Starts making out with poor Pikachu*

Rafe should make out with Sora and then face Rayquaza's wrath

Rafe:*Smirks*I already faced that so many times,I'm used to it.*Starts making out with Sora*

Wrong Direction: )':

Pyro:*Ignores Rafe's screams and Rayquaza's roars in the background*Next!Dare from Moon!

Since everyone is fine with flirting, hugging, kissing and making out with the ones you love, let's start a new one shall we? I dare everyone to play my newest game. Its called Ice Kiss. Its similar to the game Ice Water, but in order to unfreeze a person you have to kiss them, more like a peck. So..have fun

Pyro:To those who are confused,Ice Water is an outdoor game in the Philippines.The one who is it chases the other players around,the one who is touched by the one who is it freezes,and has to wait for another player to unfreeze him/her.^_^ Ok!Let's start!

Later

Silver:*Was it*

Everyone:*Runs around*

Pyro:*Freezes*

Masamune:*Pecks her on the lips*

Sora:*Was frozen*

Wrong Direction:*Fights over who gets to kiss her*

Kitty:*Was frozen,bug was kissed by Gold*

Lian and Moon:*Was frozen,but was kissed by the two Samurus*

Later

Pyro:Woo!We had fun!Next!

Sora:*Pants*These...Are...From...

Sonic exe.:Arceus.These are from Nikki!

I dare everyone to team up and try to kill Abby, and go into detail because this'll be good.

Later

Pyro:Ok.We burned her,but she dodged.

Sora:But while she was distracted,Seth grabbed her with shadow claws and dragged her towards us.

Rafe:Then I smacked her head.*Smirks*

Blah blah blah Epic Words XD

Pyro:Next!

And Abby call Kohaku "Ko" For 10 chapters!

Abby:Okay!Love Ko!(A/N:Funny.In Philippine language,Ko means mine XD)

Sora:Awww!

Then everyone pretend to be in love with Ash until he pees his pants

Pyro:Ash is not here.I'll go get him.*Leaves and drags Ash inside ze room*

Rafe:Is this really necessary?

Pyro:Yea!*Sighs and starts to flirt with Ash*I'm fire,you're ashes.*Winks,resisting the urge to throw up*

Sora:Well,*Glomps,but tries not to punch self*The dragon's heart was captured by Ash Ketchum!Wow!*Winks*

Ash:O_o

Later

Ash:*Pees in his pants*

Everyone:Finally!

Pyro:*Throws up*Next!

Sora:This is from PancakeThePichu!

I dare everyone to swim in lava with ponies....

After our Doom

Pyro:Next!

Sora:These are from Spark!

I dare everyone to drink ghost pepper juice (Spark is excused from this)

Pyro:*Gives everyone Ghost Pepper Juice*

Everyone except Spark:*Drinks juice,then suffers and dies*

Pyro:*Revives everyone*Next!

Everyone has to do the milk challenge whoever throws up last wins!

Pyro:*Gives everyone Gallons of milk*Start!

We Ended up Polluting Lavender town.-_- Ash and Gold won

Pyro:Next!

I dare everyone to find a parter and do smih.

Gold:*Grabs Kitty and pulls her in a veeeeeeeeeeeerrrryy small closet*

Silver:*Does ze same with SMG*

So on and so on and so on.

Later

Pyro:Next!*Cuddles with Masamune*

I dare Spark to throw Sora into an arena full of gyarados

Sora:Wait!

Spark:*Grabs her and throws her into an arena filled with angry Gyarados*

Sora:*Screams and tries to fight back*

17 Month Later...Just Kidding!^_^ 17 Hours Later

Sora:*Was pulled out of the arena by Seth's shadow ropes* *Hugs Seth,trembling and doesn't want to look back at the arena*

Pyro:That must have been so scary for someone like her.Seth,Rafe,try to calm her down.

Seth:Got it.*Whispers in her ear*

Rafe:*Glares at Seth as he pats Sora's back and tries to cheer her up*

Thirty Minutes Later

Sora:Ok.I'm calm now!^_^

Pyro:Thank goodness.Next!

Sora:These are from percy_potter_games10!

I dare Lady A to be possessed by a ghost from Lavender Town.

Sora:*Sighs*MIA!!!

A ghost descended from the tower in Lavender town.She has snow white hair and dress,blood stainded her face and clothes and she has an evil smile plastered on her face

Mia:*Smiles innocently*My,my!It's the Young Dragoness!*Giggles*What do you want?

Sora:You can possess that girl.*Points at Lady A*

Lady A:(;;O_O)

Mia:Yay!*Enters Lady A's body*

Lady A:*Starts to giggle and takes out a knife,then kills Nyx*

Pyro:Yea!Chaos!PRINNIES!!!

A large army of peguins appeared.They have stitches on their stomachs,small bat wings,waist bags nd wooden legs.

Prinny #1:What is it,dood?

Pyro:Ok.To explain,Prinnies came from the game Disgaea.They are peguins that serves demons,and they are fun to play with!^_^ If you do anything violent to them,they'll explode!*Picks up a Prinny*

Prinny:Dood!What are you doing?!

Pyro:*Throws a Prinny at Nyx and hears an explosion*I hope they get dared.They're so adorable and fun to mess with!*Grins*Ok!Next!

Cleo, go on an insane rampage and destroy anything or anyone that gets in your way. And I dare Takeo, Rafe, Ash, Drew, Hiro and Nyx to try and stop her.

Cleo:*Sighs and starts to go on a rampage*YOU ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

The unlucky ones:*Tries to stop her,byt was sent flying*

Pyro:Next!*Ducks to avoid a Prinny*

Leah, tell everyone how it went after Grey drank the Theft of Innocence.

Leah:I-uh...O////O I-uh....We *Bleep* and uh....*Bleep* *Bleep*

Everyone else:O_o

Pyro:Next!

And finally, I dare Lady A, Cleo, Leah, Grey, May, Drew and Sid to relive Corpse Party: Tortured Souls and everyone has to watch it on da TV.

Days of Torture Later

Pyro:Next dares!Glob!I'm scarred.O_O

Sora:Yea.This is from Pikachu78y!

I dare Sora to eat a spider and I dare Silver to put a rat in Gold's pants>:)

Sora:Ok.*Eats spider*Yum.

Everyone:O_O

Silver:*Stuffs a Raticate in Gold's pants while no one's looking*(*Smirks at Gold fans*)

Pyro:*Ignores Gold's screams in ze background*Next!

I dare Rafe and Sora to make out in front of Rayquaza and Rayquaza can't do anything about it.>:)

Rafe:Yes!*Grabs Sora and starts making out with her*

Rayquaza:*Was held back by Pyro*

Later

Pyro:Woah.Next!

Sora:These are from Kitty!

Pyro: if you could be in any movie,cartoon,book, etc. which would it be and why?

Pyro:That's...A tough one...Maybe Flame Princess from Adventure Time because her fire powers are amazing!Or...*Sighs*Sometimes I wish I was Erza.I mean,come on!She's one of the awesome Anime gals I loved along with Shirahime and her Deus in Angelic Layer and the others!

Sora:Yea.They're awesome!

Pyro:*Stuffs headsets in Sid's ears and plays Lavender town Syndrome*

Sid listen to the Lavender Town Syndrome for 10 hours

Pyro:Next!

Sora:Ok!Oh.Wait.*Runs off and hides in Mr.Fuji's house*

Sora pretend to get possessed by a ghost to freak out your admires (her admires can't know about dis)

Sora:*Grins and calls Lost Silver*L.S!Need some Unowns here!

L.S:Huh?S-s-sure.*Lets her borrow his Unowns*

Sora:*Grabs a knife and stabs herself*

L.S:W-w-what are you doing?!

Sora:Relax.

Meanwhile

Rafe:What's taking her so long?!

Pyro:Woah.Careful.she's gonna be fine.*Hears a scream*What the?!

Sora:*Laughs like a maniac and walks toward them with Unowns floating around her*

Wrong Direction:O_O Sora?!

Sora:*Laughs even more and raises her sword up in the air*The pure shall be stained with the blood of those who you try to protect.*Laughs as the dark aura around her grows*

Seth:She's possessed!

Sora:Got that right!*Laughs again and orders Unowns*

Rafe:*Almost faints*

Sora:Alright.That's enough!^_^*Returns to normal*

Wrong Direction:Wut?O_O

Sora:'Tis a dare!

Wrong Direction:*Faints*

Pyro:(/.-) How manly.Next!

Sora:*Wakes the others up*These are from PokemonMasta45!

Well since we're going to Lavender Town lets battle Cubone's mother.

Everyone except Pyro:Hell no.

Pyro:Heavens yea!!!*Summons Cubone's mother*

Sora:Why?!*Hides behind Takeo*

Takeo:*Tries to protect him*

Cubone's Mother:*Laughs*All of you...Go...Away!

Pyro and the guests:*Watches while eating popcorn*

Masamune:I feel sorry for the Cubone.Such a tragic past.

Pyro:Yea.And I'm surprised,I mean,you killed your father,shot your brother and sentenced your mother to exile.Now that's tragic...

Masamune:Shut up!Never mention that to me!

Later

Pyro:*Revives everyone*Next!

Bring Micaiah from Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn. (Favorite Fire Emblem Female) and Sothe (favorite Fire Emblem Male)

Pyro:*Goes to computer*Gah.Again.I'm doing those for the readers!I already did this with Cinder and False Prince,I'm gonna do it again!I now have eyebags,but I'm doing it for ze readers!This is how much I love all of you guys!*Starts to read*

After Three Freakin' Hours of Research

Pyro:*Was now asleep in front of computer and drools on keyboard*

Masamune:-_- *Pokes her*

Pyro:*Springs awake*Oh my gosh!Mrs.Cruz!I didn't do my homework!I'm sorry!

Masamune:Dares?

Pyro:Oh.Wait.It says here Micaiah and Sothe share a close sibling-like  bond.Micaiah is known as the Silver-Haired Maiden,I think.Sothe is a trickster/thief and now gainedrespect from...And...Scratch that!*Kicks computer away*I'm kidnapping them anyway!*Leaves and returns with Micaiah and Sothe*

Sothe:What?

Micaiah:Where are we?

Pyro:I kidnapped you.

Sothe:*Takes out knife*

Pyro:Dude,this is just for a while.-_- I'm not gonna hurt Micaiah...Yet...

Sothe:>_> *Hides knife*

Pyro:Start the dares so I can sleep now!It's 1:00 A.M!

Sothe teach Seth how to use a dagger like you do.

Sothe:*Sighs*

Seth:Hell yea!*Throws a knife at Rafe*

Actually bring all members of the Dawn Brigade here.

Pyro:Whoever they are,*Sings*Gotta kidnap'em all!*Kidnaps everyone*Next!

Seth throw bombs on every other guy.(not Fire Emblem people)

Hears Wrong Direction's screams

Pyro:Next!Damn these eyebags.

Have the Creepypastas attack everyone and Sora can't stop them.

Jeff:About time!GO TO SLEEP!*Kills Nyx*

Pyro:*Watches with the guests*

Ticci Toby:*Twitches and uses his hatchets on Rafe*

Sora:Umm...Guys?

Jeff:*Stabs her and lets her blood drip to the ground*

Sora:*Was now in her demon form*Hahahahaha!*Kills everyone*

The Rake:*Tears Takeo to pieces*

Later

Pyro:*Yawns*Gotta...Finish...*Falls asleep in Masamune's arms*

Masamune:-_- Next!

All the people that have powers will be forced to fight in a giant arena.(like hunger games but without the cornacopia and with powers)

Everyone with powers gathers around.

Sora grinned,Seth readily head up a shadow sword,Kirby bounced up and down,and the members of the Dawn Brigade readily prepared for the fight.

After an Epic Battle that was skipped Because our Author is half asleep while writing and her Dear Brother Took Over

Masamune:Next!

I was actually going to dare Seth to kiss Sora but he already went for it. Well history repeats itself. Seth, kiss Sora.

Seth:*Grabs Sora and kisses her*>\\\>

Sora:O_O

Pyro:*Was now awake* *Yawns*Woah.My fingers hurt and I can barely see clearly.Damn.I was so busy lately,I never get to talk with my friends here,update properly and read.I feel so guilty right now.I tried my best to do everything at once:chores,enrollment,buying school supplies,youth projects,updating,chatting and RPing with friends,reading,and dealing with my life.Yea.I'm so busy.I feel so guilty guys.I never had time for you.I wish I could do all things at once,but I can't.I'm doing my best.*Sighs*

Sora:Yea.Pyro's a but busy.Oh.We still have one last dare from Zach!

I dare Pyro to give Misty and Drew a love potion and make them fall in love with each other for five chapters

Pyro:*Glares at Zach,then gives potion to Drew and Misty*

Drew:*Starts to flirt with Misty*

Pyro:*Kills self,then revives myself*Ok.Please leave some truths or dares!^_^ And our next destination is Kirby Land!Welcome,Pawsomeness!

Everyone else:Bye!(^_^)/

Pyro:Oh yea.And I just made an RP book for Ze FIYAH Army!Pyromaniackers,onward to mah book!XD

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