KILL THEM WITH KINDNESS!!!

Pyro:Haiya!Miss me?Anyways,I finally managed to get my parents to surender my phone after acting insane and being me,so I'm back and ready to rock'n'roll!

Boys:Arceus,help me.

Pyro:Anyways,*Teleports them all to Kirby Land*Awww!*Hugs all the adorable stuff there*And lets welcome Zach's brother,Taylor.-_-

Taylor:*Enters and starts to flirt with May*

Pyro:Wait.If I ship Taylor and Nikki's twin,SoulSwifter...Taylor Swift!\(^Δ^)/

Sora:She's back,alright.(;;^_^)

Pyro:Anyways,I changed my profile pic,so it's back to being a Flareon.I just can't stand it!I'm soooo fcking ugly!>_< Let my friends find out who I am,I don't want to show my face!*Faints*

After Waking Pyro Up

Pyro:*Sighs*Before we start,I'd like to share what I did and what I'm planning on doing to annoy my parents and make them surrender my phone.Here they are!

* * *

Me:*Ties a rope on the ceiling and a large bouncy ball on the other end*

My family:*Watches with confused expressions as I got on the ball*

Me:*Starts to swing back and forth*I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEEEEEECCCCCKKKIIIINNNNGGGGG BALLLLL!!!

My dad:XD *Joins the singing with my brother and sister*

Mom:(/.-)

Me:*Suddenly hits the wall,then the rope snaps and I fell facedown on the floor.One word.Painful XD*

* * *

Me:*Starts singing Here's to Never Growing Up while doing wild stuff like dancing and banging the walls and playing with air guitar*

My parents:(/.-)

* * *

Me:*Plays Mission Impossible theme on my brother's tablet as I sneak int the kitchen,then takes out a small box and whispers to it*This is agent Pyro.I'm now reaching my destination.

My brother:*Was hiding behind a box and whispers*Okay.You must not fail this mission.If you fail and get caught,we're doomed.

Me:*Nods*Affirmative.*Sneaks to the fridge and opens it,then smiles when she saw the chocolate cookies*Yay!*Reaches in,suddenly hears my mom shout*Crap.Code red!Code red!I've been caught!*Takes cookies and runs*

Mom:Jessica!

Me:Oh snap.

My brother:Run!

* * *

Pyro:That's all...Okay.Lets start with le dares!

Sora:This is from Pancake!

I dare da boys to do makeup in all da girls. <.>

Girls:O_O We're dead.

Boys:*Evil grins*

Wrong Direction:*Grabs Sora*

Drew:*Pins May*

Moron 4(Including Barry):*Grabs Dawn*

Later

May:*Was now having a tantrum because she now have a clown face*

Pyro:*Sighs*Glad I'm not one of them.

Drew:-_- Readers,please dare the author.

Pyro:*Whacks Drew on the head with a frozen tuna*Next!

Sora:These are from Spark!

I dare my Typhlosion to use eruption on Drew. XD (torture is fun)

Spark:Lets go!

Drew:*Screams*

Pyro:*Salutes*Because a grass' weakness is fire,I salute Drew for facing his weakness.Next!

I dare everyone to get stampeded by tauros XD this is gonna be fun

Pyro:To make things more fun,*Releases an army of drunk Tauros*

Drew:Why?!

Spark:Cuz I like torturing ya!^_^

Everyone ran around as the Tauros charged toward them.Drew,Rafe,Paul and Ash got skewered,Sora started riding on a large Tauros,and the rest got stampeded.

Emma:*Was eating popcorn with SMG and the other guests*

Pyro:*Revives le dead*Next!

Sora:*flicks bangs*These are from Amy!

I shall have water powers and kill Hiro.

Pyro:I know bestow upon you water powers.*Gives Amy water powers*

Hears Hiro scream in the background

Pyro:Next!

I dare you 2 use the theft of innocence on Calem and do SMIH with Lady A.

Calem:*Appears out of nowhere*Huh?Where am I?

Pyro:*Shoves a bottle of Theft of Innocence down his throat and pushes him inside a closet with a blushing Lady A*

Everyone else:*Hears some disturbing sounds*-_- We're used to it.

Pyro:Next!

I dare Ash 2 have no innocence at all.

Ash:Huh?O_O

Pyro:*Kicks Gary toward Ash*Teach him stuff!

Gary:-_- Geez.Okay.

Izzy:*Fangirls over Gary*

Later

Ash:*Bleeping* hell,*Bleep*!I'm Ash Ketchum!And all those *Bleeps* out there are gonna kiss mah *Bleep* and I'll *Bleep* dem *Bleep* up!

Pyro:O_O Next.

I want everyone 2 watch Acchi Kocchi without laughing (it's a anime)

Everyone:*Gathers around and watches the anime*

Later

Everyone:*Tries to hold in laughter*Pfffft!

Pyro:*was out of breath from trying to hold in laughter*N-ne....next!XD

I dare Kirby 2 whack the guys where the sun doesn't shine.

Kirby:*Takes out hammer and whacks le boys*

Boys:*Collapses to the ground in pain*

Takeo:*Shows no emotion*

Pyro:Next!

Sora:This is from Izzy!

I dare Wrong Direction to sing a parody of What Makes You Beautiful and we must see / hear a reaction from every one

Wrong Direction:*Sings*

Takeo:You're insecure,don't know what for.Whenever you try to act so stro-o-ong.Don't need armor,to cover up,You're different compared to all the girls

Rafe:Everyone else in the room can see it,everyone else but you,oh

All:Baby,you light up my world with that smile of yours,the sky is blue but not as blue as your own eyes.And when you smile I can't help but fall on my knees.You don't kno-o-ow,you don't know you're special

If only you see what I could see,you'll understand why I try to make you believe,that even though you're the Guardian,I protect you.You don't kno-o-ow,you don't know you're special.Oh,oh,oh.That's what makes you special.

Chase:So c-come on,you got it wrong.To prove I'm right,I put it in a so-o-ong.I don't know why,you try to hide,your inner grace and the way you da-a-ance.

Rafe:Everyone else in the room can see it,everyone else but you.Oh.

All:Baby,you light up my world like nobody else.The way that you dance with your sword gets me overwhelmed,and when you smile,oh that smile makes my heart melt.You don't

So On and So on and so on

Sora:Aw!:3*Hugs Rafe*

Other Wrong Direction:What about us?

Sora:^_^ I'm sure the girls you are all singing about are happy!:)

Chase:-_- We really need to stop Sora from hanging out with Ash.

Pyro:Next!

Sora:This is from Skyla!

Since Generation 3 Remake is coming out, BRING IN THE HOENN DEXHOLDERS!!

Pyro:*Summons Sapphire,Ruby,Emerald and even Wally*

Sapphire:What the?!

Ruby:Where the heck are we?

Pyro:Shut up.Next!

Sora:These are from Kitty!

Gold:My Kitty.*Hugs Kitty*

Kitty:^\\\^

I dare Paul to fight with an army of drunk flying hobos

Pyro:*makes salute sign*Good luck,soldier of Emonia.*Summons Drunk ninja Hobos that have wings*

Paul:-_- I hate you all.*Screams as he gets attacked by a drunk ninja hobo*

Hiro and Nyx must be locked in a room with two Snorlaxs, give the two Snorlaxs the theft of innocence have fun Nyx and Hiro ;D

Pyro and SMG:*Forces TON down their throats and pushes them in a room with two Snorlax*

Everyone:*Hears disturbing sounds*O_O

Ash, Drew,Paul, and Gary must be sprayed by a Skunktank

Pyro:*sends out a Skunktank*SPRAY!!!!

Idiot 4:*Was sprayed on de face*Gah!>.<

Pyro:Nexto texto!

Wrong Direction cover your selfs in honey and go anger a group of Beedrill (yay torture!)

Wrong Direction:*Glares at Kitty*

Gold:*Stands protectively in front of Kitty*

Pyro:*pours honey on them*Good luck!

Wrong Direction:*Was Teleported to a Beedrill nest*

Pyro:*ignores their screams*

Sora:These are from Anna.

T.K.: Go shirtless for a whole chapter ^///^

Pyro:*teleports T.K back*

Takeo:Huh?*Was covered in honey and his clothes are torn*

Pyro:Shirt.Off.Now.

Takeo:-_- *takes shirt off*

Pyro,Anna and Sora:*nosebleeds and faints*

Dawn:I'll take over.

Can I go on a date with Len Kagamine (listening to "White Wing" by him now :3)? ^///^ And he can stay for the rest of the chapter if you want.

Pyro:*wakes up and summons Len-sama*Len-sama!^\\\^

Masamune:<_<

Len:Um...Hi!(;;^_^)/

Anna:*faints*

Len:*Catches her*What's wrong with her?

Pyro:She's just a huge fan.^\\\^ Anyways,next!

Everyone play Spin the Bottle ;3 (I get to kiss Len while playing! Rig the dang bottle if you have to!)

Later

Bottle lands in front of Anna,then the Chosen One is Len

Len:^_^ *kisses Anna*

Anna:*faints with happiness*

Pyro:Next dare from percy_potter_games10!

Hmm, let me think... Oh! I dare Drew to wear all green and lay on the tall grass. Sora, mow the tall grass that contains Grass head.

Drew:*Was forced in a Leprechaun costume*-_-

Pyro:*Grabs him and throws him at the lawn*

Sora:*takes out a flaming lawnmower*YEA!!!*Mows the grass*

Drew:*screams*

Lady A, paint a beautiful portrait of Sora and Rafe together!

Lady A:I'll do it!They look cute together!

Sora:Sure!^_^

Lady A painted a portrait of Sora hanging upside down from a tree,supporting herself on a branch with her legs and her sword planted on the ground beside her.Rafe sat on a tree stump beside her,arms wrapped around her while Sora's long hair formed a brown pool around them.Both are smiling and are close to kissing.

Pyro:*Examines the portrait*So kawaii!~

Girls:Awww!

Pyro:Too cute!Oh.Le dares.

Um, I dare Takeo and Leah to listen to Resonance (Soul Eater theme song) for 6 hours straight.

Pyro:*starts playing the awesome song*

Takeo:>.< More of these!DX

And finally, I dare Hiro to flirt with Leah. (Just curious to see what would happen)

Hiro:*Sighs*

Pyro:Do it.Just think that she's Sora.*Throws up*

Hiro:Fine.*Flirts with Leah*

Grey:*Sees this and works together with Leah to kill Hiro and freeze him*

Sora:'Kay!Time for SMG's dares!

I dare every one to admit who they hate most (Emma and Silver have to go first)

Emma:*Mutters*Cyrus.

Silver:The monster that I call my dad.

Sora:I also hate Giovanni.

Rafe:Me too.

Takeo:And me.

Seth:Rafe.

Chase:Hiro.

Soren:Silver's dad.He freakin'kidnapped me and used me as his fcking agent!>_<

Later

Pyro:Next!

I dare everyone to dance the Macarena

Pyro:*plays le song*

Some enjoyed dancing while others were embarrassed

I dare Pyro to give Seth's shadow powers to me

Pyro:Sorry,Seth!*takes away his shadow powers*

Seth:Awww man!My creator better give me better powers or...

Pyro:*slaps tape on his mouth*Next!

And I dare Me to battle Cyrus while we each ride a Pokemon him on Yveital me on Xerneas

After an Epic Battle,SMG,of course because she's awesome,wins

Pyro:Next!

Sora:These are from FellDragon!

I dare Seth to be put in a tight space with many people (he will feel like he's trapped)

Pyro:*teleports Seth in an elevator*Lets see if he survives.While we wait,next!

Have an octillery jump on someone's face.

Harley's Octillery:*Jumps on Paul's face*

Pyro:*plays World's.End Dancehall by Hatsune Miku and Luka as Paul starts to go ninja and tries to make an attempt to remove the Octillery by banging face on the wall,punching,jumping out the window rest omitted*

Seth:*runs out of elevator*O_O it was a nightmare!

I want to see some chaos, so release the ninja Primeapes and have them pour alcohol down everyone's throats.

Pyro:Hell yea!*Releases my pet DNP*

DNP:*Bounces around and forces alcohol down people's throats*

Abby:*Screams*RAPE!!!RAPE!!!

Sora:Where's Rafe?!

Abby:*points at wall*he's trying to rape me!

Kohaku:*Cracks knuckles*Trying to pick on my girl,huh?*Charges toward wall,but hits his head and loses conscious*

Abby:*runs around in circles*RAPE!RAPE!RAPE!

Seth:*attempts to grab a drunk Sora,but was punched by a drunk Rafe*

Rafe:*Screams at Seth's face*I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!AFTER ALL THE THINGS WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH!

Seth:*was now unconscious*

Jeff;*Was slicing pineapples with his knife*YOU FCKING COME OUT SPONGEBOB!I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!

Sonic exe.:*Throws fruits at Jeff*FRUIT NINJA!!!!

Pyro,Emma and the other guests:*Watches while eating popcorn*

May:*Runs around screaming and throwing skittles everywhere*SKITTLES ARE AMAZING!!!!TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!

Takeo:*Was now playing My Little Pony dolls with a drunk Gold and Silver*

Silver:Twilight is cheating on Apple Jack!

Gold:*was making Fluttershy and Rainbowdash do...'things'*

Later

After Reviving Everyone

Pyro:Woo.Glad no one's pregnant.Next!

Everyone gets one hit on the most hated person. (there can only be one)

After hitting Nyx

Pyro:Next!

Finally have everyone mess with Seth. I've been to nice to him.

Sora:Hmmm....

Pyro:Go make out with Rafe images front of him!

Sora:*Shrugs and starts making out with Rafe*

Seth:Gah!

Pyro:*Burns him*

SMG:*Uses her skittles-shooting chainsaw*

After Torturing Seth

Could I use Kindness on him?

FellDragon:*Appears out of nowhere*

Pyro:Here's my sword named Kindness!^_^

Seth:I thought we are friends.O_O

FellDragon:*Grins*I just feel like torturing you.

Hears Seth scream

Pyro:While Seth enjoys his dare,lets end the chappie!^_^ Everything's normal now.But.*Sobs*Only two weeks of vacation left!Waaah!*Bangs head on the wall*

Ruby:-_-

Pyro:Oh.And our next destination,*Pats Kirby* Is the Three Kingdoms era in China in the game Dynasty Warriors,an awesome game.please,dare someone you hate or wanna torture to face Lu Bu!^_^

Drew:And dare the author -.-

Pyro:*glares*Bye!(^O^)/

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