Pyro: *Was holding a mic* And welcome, to our very first. . . . IDIOT PAGEANT! *Curtain rises up, revealing the boys wearing stupid gowns on stage*

Drew: -____-

Rafe: -____-

Gold: O_O

Ash: O_O

Chase: (-_-;;)

Takeo: I feel so disgraced. . . .

Girls: *Watches while eating popcorn, cheering*

Pyro: First contestant -

Drew and Rafe: SHUT UP!!!

Pyro: Ooh! I know! *Pushes Drew and Rafe at each other, making them kiss*

Sora and May: O_O *faints*

Drew and Rafe: *Turns blue*

Pyro: *Makes FIYAH balls rain down on them* HOORAY FOR LARROUSECOCKYBASTARDSHIPPING! I SUPPORT! (A/N: I just found some Yaoi stories of them in fanfiction.net. I'm starting to like Yaoi, help! DX)

Rafe and Drew: *Faints also*

Everyone: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Pyro: Oh well. *Summons Miley Titanus*

Miley Titanus: I CAME AND I ATE EREN'S MOM!!!! ALL I WANTED WAS TO BREAK YOUR WALLS!

Eren: *Attacks her with epic battle music along with ze awesome PPG10 and Mikasa*

Sasha, Nikki and Abby: POTATOESSS!!!

Jean: *Was stalking Mikasa*

Kirito: How the hell did I get here?

Pyro: At kung ikaw ay nakatawa! Ako pa ba ang nakikita! Ooooh! Kirito, chinito! XD (Only Filipinos can get this XD)

Connie: *Does the chicken dance with Ash*

Sora: *Wakes up, then finds Rafe unconscious on top of an also unconscious Drew* W - wha. *Faints again*

Pyro: *Was busy trying to think of who to kidnap* I know! *summons Yoshitsune Minamoto*

Yoshitsune: *Stutters* W - wha - wha -

Pyro: YES! I'M A GIRL!

Yoshitsune: *backs away, lets out a JB scream and runs*

Pyro: I GOT A PICTURE OF AYANE FROM NINJA GAIDEN IN A BIKINI!~ *Chases him* (A/N: I think from now on, he's staying here because I think I love how he's afraid of girls. So dare him and Takeo to face an army of rabid fangirls! XD They're the same, has blue hair, values honor, a strong warrior and most important of all: is afraid of girls!!! Yes. Takeo almost has girlphobia)

Yoshitsune: DX Stay away!

~Le Chaos Continues, so please vote and leave some dares!~