Sorry guys.Mah dad took away my phone,and I used my ninja moves to escape with my brother's tablet.Okay.I'm grounded,vacation's about to end and I'm lacking sleep.Sowwy.But,I'll try to make it up to you guys!I'll just share a few moments with ya!And,like Izzy said,I make being grounded sound fun!^_^

What I do While I'm Grounded

My mom:Ok.You're gonna be grounded for a while and you need some rest!You barely slept!

Me:Ok.-_-

Mom:Now.Clean your room,then get some rest.

Me:*Grins*I'll do it.*Plays loud music on the phone,grabs broom and uses it as a mic while sweeping and singing*

Mom:(/.-) Why is our daughter like this?

Me:Cuz I'm awesome!*Sings*WOWOWOAH....I JUST WANNA FEEL THIS MOMENT!

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Mom:Go play outside and socialize!

Me:Why?

Mom:Just go and play!

Me:-_-*Cracks knuckles and goes outside to meet my guy friends*

Mom:*Hears some screams*

Me:*Returns with tattered clothes and cracks my knuckles*

Mom:What the?

Dad:*Grins while playing RPG games on computer*

Me:I like to play rough.*Grins*Guess you have to deal with your bad girl.*Winks with a grin and casually leans on wall*

Mom:*Turns to my dad*JULIUS!!!!

Dad:*Freezes*

Mom:Have you been teaching our daughter things?!

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Me:*Was punching a doll that I hung on the ceiling*

Mom:What are you doing?*Raises eyebrow*

Me:Dad just brought me to the gym with him and taught me how to punch properly.*Punches doll and sends it flying*

Mom:-_- Just like your dad.

Dad:*Wipes away tears and grins proudly*

(My dad used to be the school's bad boy and bully!XDSo he taught me a lot of things)

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Me:*Was reading a book upside down*Bored...That's it!*Runs around screaming and jumping*

Mom:I knew it being grounded isn't enough.-_-

Dad:Send her to the mental -_-

Mom:No.She's going to Youth Services.

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Me:*Grabs a picture of Justin Bieber*

Mom:*Gasps*Finally!Our daughter is fangirlling normally!*Glares at my room that is filled with pics of anime guys and Vocaloids*

Me:Yea!*Throws picture to the ground and takes out my matches*

Mom:What the?!(She's a fan of JB,btw)

Me:*Grins*Creepypasta la vista,Justin.*burns it with my favorite matches*

Dad:*Snickers*(And also,my dad is the reason why I love anime!My dad is awesome!XD)

Mom:-_- When will my family ever act normal?

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Me:*Was teaching my baby sister how to use my brother as a punching bag*

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At School

My teacher:Why do we have police and soldiers?

Me:*Grabs a pen,then raises it up in the air and does an epic pose*FOR JUSTICE!!!!

My classmate:*Ties a bandanna on his head and raises his sword fencing equipment in the air*REVOLUTION!!!!

My teacher:Detention.Now.

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Me:*Was bored* *Starts to sing*Cause you are the piece of me...I wish I didn't need.

My classmates:*Joins in*

My teacher:*Shrugs and joins in*

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Me and my guy friends:*Was walking home,then passes by some seniors practicing for prom*

Me:*Sighs with dreamy expression and smiles*

My crush:-_- Geez.

Me:*Glares*Nah!I'd rather be forever alone.

My crush:*Rolls eyes*

Me:*Ignores him and sees One Direction poster*OH MY GOSH!*Squeals and fangirls over Liam*

My crush:O_O

My guy friends:<(O0O)> She's turning into a girl!

Me:*Violently fangirls and shakes my crush*LIAM!!!!*Squeals and jumps up and down*

My guy friends including my crush:*Beeping* hell!Those guys are nothing more than*Bleep*We're better than them!Just stop being a *Bleeping* fangirl and let's go home before we *bleeping bleep bleep bla boo*

Me:*Dark aura surrounds me*You dare insult Liam?

My guy friends:O_O Mommy.

Me:*Beats them up with my satchel*

(I dunno why,but I feel like sharing this with you XD)

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My classmate:*Grins as he blocks my way*

Me:-_- *Jumps to the side,pushes wall,spins and lands in front of him*

My classmate:What the?O_O

Me:*Flicks hair*I'm a ninja,deal with it.*Leaves*

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Vacation:

Me:*Was on the floor,staring at the ceiling*

* * *

My sister:*Was watching nursery rhymes*

Me:*Changes it to Vocaloid*

My sister:Miku!!!!Yay!

Mom:JESSICA!!!!

Me:*Changes it to Pokémon*

My sister:Pikachu!*Dances and attacks me*Ushe Tanderbalt!

Me:*Tickles her*

Mom:*Facepalm*

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Mom:Jessica,we're taking you to the Youth Services.

After Youth Services

Me:*Returns*

Mom:What did you do?

Me:I beat up the annoying guys there,played with the electric guitar and practiced for presentation.-_-

Mom:That's it.We need to deal with your gangster attitude.-_-

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Me:*Was practicing sword fencing (Arnis)*

My sister:Yay!

Me:*Grins and teaches her*

Later

My sister:*Was now beating up my brother with a plastic katana*

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Me:Vacation is almost over.-_-

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Yea.XD I promise I'll try to update soon.I just have to take care of some chores,then I'll be released.But...I felt as if I'm dying!DX My headsets broke,dad banned me from Vocaloids,my brother accidentaly deleted my save file in Pokémon Emerald and my phone was taken away.*Cries*

Ok.See ya soon!^_^