Happy Days

Pyro:*Was humming happily while reading her journal*

Kitty:Woah.Someone's in a good mood.

Pyro:*Sighs and starts to twirl as she walks*You guys won't believe what happened today!

Sora:What?

Pyro:*Sighs with a dreamy expression*Best ever.Its about me and my crush.You know,the guy I mentioned before.*Blushes*

May:Ooh!Do tell!~

Pyro:Well.*Reads the journal*I decided to go on a short stroll after I have done my chores a while ago,then I saw him.*Sighs*

Sora:What did you guys do?

Pyro:Well,we talked about Pokémon,he's also a Pokéfan.Then later he started acting like himself,a bit perverted and started teasing me.I was about to Round-house kick him in the face,when suddenly,he turned serious.Very serious.He told me he has something very important to tell me.

Everyone:*Was now silent and listening closely*

Pyro:He led me to a peaceful and quiet place,then grabbed my hand.I was caught off guard and almost jumped,then he pulled me in a hug.He told me he likes me!Then asked me to be his girlfriend!

Sora:Oh my gosh!What did you say?

Pyro:*Squeals*I said 'yes'!

Girls:OMG!For real?!

Pyro:*Nods*Everyday keeps getting better and better!^_^

Riku:Oh my gosh!Congrats!

Pyro:Yea!^_^

Dawn:What happened after that?

Pyro:I woke up.

Everyone:*Falls down Anime style*Seriously?!

Pyro:Yyyyyyyeeeeeeaaaaa. (;;^_^) Anyways,*Snaps fingers and everyone was now in Equestria*

Boys except Drew:*Groans*Why!?!?!?!

Sora:*Giggles and sees some ponies*Hi!(^o^)/

Ponies:<(O0O)> Sweet Celestia!Humans!

Pinkie Pie:*Runs around Sora and talks quickly with a cheerful smile*Hi-I'm-Pinkie-Pie-Wow-I-Never-Saw-A-Real-Life-Human-Before-Why-Is-Your-Hair-So-Long-And-What-Is-That-Weird-Design-On-It-And-You-Somehow-Remind-Me-Of-Princess-Celestia-I-Don't-Know-Why-Maybe-Because-Of-The-Hair*Blah blah blah*

Princess Celestia:*Smiles*Welcome to Equestria!

Pyro:Hi!*Waves,then hugs the Mane Six*Oh my gosh!I'm such a big fan!(A/N:Yea.I'm a brony.If you have anything,anything against Ponies,I don't care :P )

Rainbow Dash:*Chokes*

Fluttershy:U-u-ummmm.....

Pyro:Anyways,let's start ze dares!

Sora:*Sighs*

Everyone sat down on the grass

Sora:This is from gold_x_silver_forver!

By the way idea for dare I know I'm mean but for fun I dare Sora to tell Crys in detail what happened between Gold and Silver when she was gone lol I love to make Crystal feel pain cause I hate her. let her pain begin

Sora:*Sighs*Yo,Crys!

Crys:*Raises an eyebrow*What?

Sora:*Mutters,then starts to talk nervously*D-do you know what happened between Silvy and Gold when you're not here?

Crys:What?

Sora:They *Bleep* and *Bleep* each other,then *Bleep* in the room and *Bleep* *Bleep*

Crys:*Turns blue and faints*

Pyro:Next!

Sora:These are from SMG!

Oh I thought of a dare I get to bash all single males *cough cough Hiro cough cough* just to get my point across that Emma is off limits

SMG:*Cracks knuckles*Get ready.Starts to beat up all de single laddies*

Pyro:*Sings in ze tune of Single Ladies by Beyoncé*All de Single Laddies,all de Single Laddies,all de Single Laddies!Get your heads crushed!*Ignores their screams*

Later

Pyro:*Revives other single males except Hiro*Next!

Hiro:*Clears throat*

Pyro:Oh.I forgot!*Throws her sword at him*There!Next!

I also dare me to kill Gold for kissing me NO ONE BUT SILVER CAN DO THAT Silver you may help

SMG:*Grabs Sora's sword*

Silver:*Grabs T.K's spear*I have always dreamt of doing this.*Grins evilly*

Hears Gold Scream

Pyro:Next!

Sora:*Pulls Nyx and Hiro,then shows them ze dare*

And just for the fun of it Hiro and Nyx have to say or do somthing to Emma (Emma can't know this is a dare cause if she does then she will kill me) that I will not like and I get to kill them.

Nyx:Bring it.That b*tch looks like a loser.

Sora:*Starts to put poison in her sword*

Hiro:*Transforms into an Arcanine*

Nyx:*Grabs Emma's hair and drags her toward Hiro*

Hiro:*Burns a crying Emma*

Sora and SMG:DIE!!!!!*Kills le two*

Pyro:Next!

Just had an idea every on apart from me Silver Emma Pyro and Sora shrink to the size of barbie dolls and the said people get to play barbies with them in a doll house

Everyone:Noooooooo!

Drew:Why is Dragon Girl excused?!

Sora:*Winks with a grin*Everyone loves the Young Dragoness!*Fist pumps*

Pyro:Good luck!*Snaps fingers and everyone shrinks into barbie size*

Sora:*Starts to play with Nyx and Hiro* *Sings in the tune of Pop Goes the Weasel*Hiro and Nyx are gonna suffer,they head to the lava.*A mini pool of lava appears,causing Nyx and Hiro to scream*(A/N:Btw,Hiro can't survive in lava) This just keeps getting better and better!*Throws the two in the lava*POPS GOES THE WEASEL!

Pyro:*Throws Drew and May inside a small room,then hears some disturbing sounds later*Hi,Masamune!*Grins at tiny Masamune*

Masamune:(O_O;;)

Pyro:*Starts to try some outfits on Masamune*

Later

Pyro:*Snaps fingers and everyone is back to normal*Next!

Sora:This is from Zach!

I dare Ash and Dawn to go on a double date with May and Drew and no one can get killed or hurt

Ash and Dawn:*Leaves with May and Drew*

Later

The Four Lovers:*Returns*

May:We had fun!^_^

Pyro:Next!

Sora:These are from Kitty!

I've heard people say Gold is a pervert so Gold is it true you are a perv? o3o

Gold:What makes them say that?*Glances at Kitty's chest*

Sora:*Whacks him on ze head with an octopus*Perv!

Pyro:Next!

Dawn why do you wear a such sort skirt?

Dawn:Ummmmmmm.Well,because the skirt is kinda cute.

Paul why are you such a grump?

Paul:Because I hate you!

I dare Sora to tell Rayquaza she's pregnant with Rafe's baby (Rafe you must let Rayquaza do what ever he wants with you)

Rafe:*Gulps as Sora sends out Rayquaza*

Sora:D-dad?

Rayquaza:Why did you sent me out?

Sora:I-I-I have a confession to make.

Rayquaza:What?<_<

Sora:I'm p-pregnant with Rafe's child.

Silence

Rayquaza:*Clears throat and tries not to go super seiyan*On a completely unrelated topic,have you seen your father's shot gun that was passed to me,my sacred katana and your father's old 'How to Kill Your Daughter's Boyfriend' guide book?(A/N:Rayquaza is an awesome Pokéfather!XD)

Takeo:*Shakily hands said items to Rayquaza*

Rayquaza:*Uses all attacks om him,while reading the guide*Hmmmm.Ripping out his insides is fun,but giving him to Mewtwo is also fun.Maybe I should throw him in the Distortion World and leave him with Giratina?Maybe I should fry him.*Laughs evilly and eyes turn red*

Later

Pyro:*Revives Rafe*Next!

Sora:*Was helping Rafe recover and kisses him*Oh.These are from Nikki!

Sora: Who do you love more? Takeo or Rafe? And you can't say I don't know or both, you HAVE to choose ONE

Sora:O-of course,its Rafe!

Rafe:*Smirks and pulls her on his lap*

Takeo:*Puppy eyes*

Pyro:Next!

I dare Sora to tell Rayquaza Rafe is pregnant with her child!

Rafe:Seriously?!

Sora:*Sends out Rayquaza*Dad?

Rayquaza:Hmmm?*Glares at Rafe*

Sora:R-Rafe i-is pregnant.I'm the father.

Awkward Silence

Rayquaza:That's it,I'm taking my daughter to the mental,or have Arceus check the Orb,and send her boyfriend to the pound.

Sora:T-the pound?!

Rayquaza:HE'S A DIRTY DOG!!!!*Uses Outrage*

Later

Pyro:Next!

Sora:*Was panting because she had a hard time explaining and calming down Rayquaza*These are from percy_potter_games10.

Hmm, I dare Rafe to tell Lady A to draw him like one of her French boys. (That reference gets me every time.)

Rafe:*Sighs and goes to Lady A*Lady A.

Lady A:*Was playing Flappy Ducklett*Yea?

Rafe:How about you draw me?-_- *Mentally slaps self*

Lady A:*Puts down phone after losing*Sure.

Rafe:-_- *Strikes a pose*

Sora:*Was glaring at Lady A and has her blade ready*

Later

Lady A:Done!

Rafe:*Collapses to the ground*

Sora:*Helps him up*

Pyro:Next!

I dare Cleo to be extremely violent for four chapters

Cleo:What?!

Pyro:*Whistles and her drunk ninja Primeapes bounced toward her*Hi,my babies!Now,do mommy a favor and *Whispers*

Everyone else:O_O Crap.Not them again.

DNP(Drunk ninja Primeapes):*Dances around Cleo holding bottles of rum*

Cleo:What the?

DNP:*Forces wine on her*

Cleo:*Starts to act drunk and violent*

Grey:-_- I feel sorry for the author.

Pyro:I heard that!

Cleo:*Was beating up Hiro and Nyx with spiked metal bats*

DNP:*Runs around while dancing*

Drew:*Was attacked by fire ninjutsu*

DNP:*Attacks Nyx*

Pyro:Yay!Chaos!

Celestia:Ummmm.....

Discord:*Pops out of nowhere*Did someone say chaos?!

Sora:Oh boy....

Later

Pyro:*Pants*Next.

I dare Grey to propose to Leah!

Echo:*Takes out weapon,but was held back by Soren's Gallade,Lance*

Grey:*Sighs*I don't get why-

Leah:Oh Arceus!Put some clothes on!0///0

Grey:Huh?*Looks down and notices he was only wearing boxers*Why does this keep happening?!

Later

Grey:*Kneels on one knee in front of Leah and pulls out a plastic ring*Leah,will you marry me?>\\>

Leah:*Almost faints*Yes!!!!

Echo:No!!!!

Pyro:*Gives Echo a life-sized Grey doll*

Echo:Yay!*Starts making out with doll*

Pyro:Next!

And l dare Pyro to roast Drew with a flamethrower

Pyro:*Takes out her special Flamethrower*Hell yea!BURN,GRASSHOPPER!!!!!!!!

Drew:Crap!*Runs*

Pyro:*Points at Sora*Prepare a buffet!We're gonna have roasted grass for dinner!*Runs after Drew*

Pyro:*Shouts*Babies!!!!

DNP:*Chases after Drew*

Drew:*Was now captured*

Pyro:*Was wearing a Cheshire Cat grin*Pasta la vista,Grasshead.

Hears Drew Scream

Fluttershy:*Hides behind Sora*

Sora:Awww!*Hugs Fluttershy*Don't worry,I'll protect you!^_^

Fluttershy:Y-you will?*Starts to play with Sora's Houndour*

Later

Pyro:Next!

Sora:This is from PancakeThePichu!

I dare everyone ride on a pony over a rainbow and kill a legendary pokemon. O-O

Ponies:Hop on!

Everyone:*Rides on ponies and flies up to the rainbow*

After Killing Ho-Oh

Pyro:Woo!Next!Wha?Where's the dare cards?And where are Ash and Gold?

Hears a Scream

A stink bomb was thrown in front of them

Everyone:*Passes out*

Ash,Gold and Ruby:*Brofists and reads le dare*

I dare Gold,Ash, and Ruby to prank everyone. :3

Later

Pyro:Next!

Sora:These are from PokemonMasta45!

Seth throw a shadow car at Takeo. Then create a battle axe and attack Rafe.

Seth:*Grins evilly*

Sora:Poor Takeo and Rafe.I wonder why Seth and PokemonMasta45 always pick on them.*Sips on orange juice and strokes her Houndour*

Seth:*Throws car at Takeo*

Takeo:*Was sent flying and hits a tree*

Fluttershy and Scarlet:Eeep!Too much violence!*Fights over who gets to hide behind Sora*

Seth:*Chops Rafe's head off*

Pyro:*Revives ze two*Next!

Actually, Ash why are you so childish?

Ash:I don't know.*Sucks on thumb*

Misty:-_-

Pyro:Well,I guess he was dropped when he was a baby.Dropped in a cliff,where many rocks await him.-_- Next!

Everyone will attack Nyx and Hiro with chainsaws!!!

Everyone:Hell yea!!!!!

Nyx and Hiro:*Screams as Seth's shadow hands drag them to their doom*

Later

Pyro:Next!

Sora how do you feel towards Seth?

Sora:Eh?Ummm.I'll just say he's an awesome friend,he's like a brother to me!^_^

Seth:*Secretly curls up in a ball and dies*

Pyro:I know what you feel bro.The feeling of being friendzoned.....

Sora:Huh?

Pyro:Nothing!^_^ By the way,you should stop hanging out with Ash,Sora.You're turning dense!

Sora:Um.'Kay!

Pyro:Next!

Sora:Time for Lillie's dare!

Me and Soren sing These Streets by Bastille

Soren:*Hugs Lillie and starts singing,and I gotta admit he has a sexy voice ;) *

Soren and Lillie:

"These streets are yours,you can keep them

I don't want them

They pull me back,and I surrender

To the memories I run from

Oh,we have paved these streets

With moments of defeat

But even if we won't admit it to ourselves

We'll walk upon these streets and think of little else

But I won't show my face here anymore

I won't show my face here anymore

These streets are yours,you can keep them

In my mind it's like you haunt them

And passing through, I think I see you

In the shapes of other women

Oh we have stained these walls

With our mistakes and flaws

But even if we won't admit it to ourselves

We'll walk upon these streets and think of little else

But I won't show my face here anymore

I won't show my face here anymore

All that's left behind

Is a shadow on my mind

All that's left behind

Is a shadow on my mind

But even if we won't admit it to ourselves

We'll walk upon these streets and think of little else

But I won't show my face here anymore

I won't show my face here anymore

I won't show my face here anymore

I won't show my face here anymore...."

Everyone:*Claps*

Pyro:Awwww!Next!

Sora:This is from Payton!

I dare someone to hit me over the head with something so I can think of better dares!!! Uhhh

Sora:Got it!*Whacks Payton on ze head with her frozen octopus*

Payton:Ok!*Starts to think*

Pyro:Next!

Sora:These are from Lian!

I dare myself to a have magic like Reaquiping weapons and kill all the boys

Pyro:*Gives powers to Lian*

Lian:*Kills ze boys*

Pyro:Next!

I dare May to sing Red By Taylor Swift

May:Yay!

"Loving him is like driving a new Maserati down a dead end street

Faster than the wind

Passionate as sin,ended so suddenly

Loving him is like trying to change your mind

Once you’re already flying through the free fall

Like the colors in autumn

So bright just before they lose it all

Losing him was blue like I’ve never known

Missing him was dark grey all alone

Forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you've never met

But loving him was red

Loving him was red

Touching him is like realizing all you ever wanted was right there in front of you

Memorizing him was as easy as knowing all the words to your old favorite song

Fighting with him was like trying to solve a crossword and realizing there’s no right answer

Regretting him was like wishing you never found out that love could be that strong

Losing him was blue like I’d never known

Missing him was dark grey all alone

Forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you've never met

But loving him was red

Oh red burning red

Remembering him comes in flashbacks and echoes

Tell myself it’s time now, gotta let go

But moving on from him is impossible

When I still see it all in my head

Burning red!

Loving him was red!

Oh,losing him was blue like I’d never known

Missing him was dark grey all alone

Forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you've never met

Cause loving him was red yeah yeah red

We're burning red

And that's why he's spinning round in my head

Comes back to me burning red

Yeah yeah

Cause love was like driving a new Maserati down a dead end street ....."

Drew:*Was speechless*

Everyone else:*Claps*

Pyro:Woooooooooo!Oh.Next!

I dare Sora and me to have sword fight

Sora:*Grabs her sword*Bring it!

Lian:Come on!

After an Epic Fight,They Ended Up in a Tie Because They're Swords Broke

Sora:*Collapses to the ground*

Rainbow Dash:That.Was....AWESOME!*High fives/hooves with Sora and Lian*

Sora and Lian:Thanks!^_^

Pyro:Ok!Next!

I dare all the boys to be horses and all their crushes will ride on them

Boys:*Was turned into horses*Neigh.-_-

After Ze Rides

Boys:Hate that dare.

Pyro:Alright!Next!

Sora:These are from Moon!

I dare the boys to ride on the little ponies..

All boys except Ash:-_-

Ash:Wheeee!!!!

After Ze Rides

Pyro:Next!

Sora tell the truth...among all the boys..who do u like the most..except for Rafe. (no excuses)

Sora:Ummmm.That's hard.

Everyone:<_<

Sora:So....Its a tie between T.K and Seth.

T.K and Seth:>_> <_<

Pyro:Ok.Next!Last dare!

I want to hug Soren!! I wuv you Soren...°/////°

Soren:Um.....

Riku:Another Soren fangirl.*Sighs*

Soren:I'm used to this.*Looks at his left and sees an army of fangirls*

Moon:^\\\^

Soren:*Hugs a blushing Moon*

Moon:*Faints*

Pyro:Ok.End of chappie!Next destination is........A strip club!

Everyone else:What?!?!

Pyro:Just kidding!Next destination is Hyrule in Legend of Zelda!*Fangirls over Link's hotness*Link is gonna join us.Oh,and Sora from Kingdom Hearts is also gonna join (Be held hostage)^_^

Masamune:*Sighs*Vote and comment truths or dares.

Pyro:Bye!

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