Final Chapter!Farewell Wattpad! :'(
Pyro:Hi everyone!Miss me?*Crickets chirp*
Everyone else:.......................................................................................
Readers:Only the book.
Pyro:*Bursts to tears*F-fine!I have my Masamune!*Hugs Masamune and sobs*
Readers:Just kidding!We missed you!^_^
Pyro:Yay!*Sings Crash and Burn by Savage Garden*(A/N:I luv that song soooo much!)
"When you feel all alone
And the world has turned its back on you
Give me a moment please
To tame your wild, wild heart
I know you feel like the walls are closing in on you
It's hard to find relief
And people can be so cold
When darkness is upon your door
And you feel like you can't take anymore
Let me be the one you call
If you jump I'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart
I can mend a broken heart
If you need to crash then crash and burn you're not alone
When you feel all alone
And a loyal friend is hard to find
You're caught in a one-way street
With the monsters in your head
When hopes and dreams are far away
And you feel like you can't face the day
Let me be the one you call
If you jump I'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart
I can mend a broken heart
If you need to crash then crash and burn you're not alone
Because there has always been heartache and pain
And when it's over you'll breathe again
You'll breathe again
When you feel all alone
And the world has turned its back on you
Give me a moment please
To tame your wild, wild heart
Let me be the one you call
If you jump I'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart
I can mend a broken heart
If you need to crash then crash and burn you're not alone
Let me be the one you call
If you jump I'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart
I can mend a broken heart
And if you need to crash then crash and burn you're not alone
(Alone)
Let me be the one you call
If you jump I'll break your fall
(You're not alone)
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
(No no you're never alone)
If you need to fall apart
I can mend a broken heart
(You're not alone)
If you need to crash then crash and burn you're not alone
(If you need to crash then crash and burn you're not alone)
Let me be the one you call
If you jump I'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart
(You're not alone)
I can mend a broken heart
(No no you're never alone)
And if you need to crash then crash and burn you're not alone
Let me be the one you call
If you jump I'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night..."
Everyone except le silent emo ones:Woo!Awesome singing,Pyro!
Pyro:Thanks!That's the perfect song for Sora and Rafe in I'll Fight For You!I'm not gonna tell why,though.
Sora:So.....
Takeo:Recovered yet?
Pyro:Yea.Thank you all,I never knew many people supported me.Life is very crazy,huh?
Sora:You can say that again!*Sighs*
Pyro:Anyways,I have an announcement to make.
May:What is it?
Pyro:This is going to be the final chapter of T or D.Sorry readers.I wasn't feeling well lately.Even IFFY (I'll Fight For You) is about to end.Only about five or more chapters 'til we reach the maybe happy ending.I think it's time for me to pack my bags and kiss you guys goodbye. v_v
Sora and the other girls:Awwww.
Boys:Finally!
Kitty:We're gonna miss you,Pyro.
Lian:Yea.We all loved your chaotic and crazy book,and we're sad you're about to leave.
Pyro:I'll miss you guys.*Hugs all readers out there even those who aren't here*
SMG:*Starts to cry*I'm gonna miss you,Pyro! :'(
Pyro:Me too.I'm gonna miss all of you.So I'm going to make this chapter special.*Snaps fingers and they all appeared in the arena*
Drew:Wait.Why the arena?Why did we leave the Manor of Sleep?
Pyro:*Takes out chainsaw*Just kidding!I would never EVER leave!Wattpad needs chaos,and it's my job to bring utter chaos and destruction with FIYAH!Woooooooooo!I'm back,baby!*Throws fireballs everywhere*
Sora:Hehehehe.She's back!
Pyro:Yea.No need to worry about me.Crushes stink.And all boys are jerks.
Boys:*Eye twitches*
Pyro:Well,maybe not my male readers like Zach, PokemonMasta45,other male readers rest omitted and my Masamune.(<-----Only saying that so they'll spare her life)
Sora:Ummm...Pyro.*Points behind Pyro*
Pyro:*Turns around and sees Zach and PokemonMasta45 with knives in their hands*What?
Zach and PokemonMasta45:*Hides knives*Nothing.
PokemonMasta45:Guess there's no reason why we should kill the author.*Disappears*
Pyro:Wut?O.o
Zach:*Whistles* O3O
Pyro:Anyways,readers who were telling me that he might like me.*Blushes*N-no.I know I have no chance.I'll forever remain single.
Sora:No!That's not true!You have admirers!And you two are close!You have a chance!
Pyro:No!Never,never,never,never! :P That would never happen!
Sora:*Whispers*She doesn't want to admit.But she really hates it when boys likes her.
Pyro:I can hear you!And yeah,they're annoying.I still remember someone stalking me.*Shudders*He chases me around the school and then tries to remove his shirt in front of me to show me he has abs.Well,I gave that creep a piece of my mind.*Cracks knuckles*No joke.It really happened.And that scarred me for life.I really hate it.-_-
Sora:Yea.We share our pain.
SMG:Like author,like OC!^_^
Pyro:And....In a few weeks,I'll be seeing Rodrigo again.-_- Half of me hopes we'll be in ze same class,while half of me can't face him.*Sighs*Enough of that!Screw you,Young Love!*Throws fireballs everywhere*I'm back and better than ever!Woohoo!Release the drunk ninja Mankeys!
Everyone else:O.o Crap.
Ninja Mankeys:*Starts to cause chaos*
Pyro:Welcome to.....Ze World of Chaos!CUPCAKES!POTATOES!*Throws cupcakes and potatoes everywhere*Woohoo!Cookies!*Stuffs some cookies into Drew's mouth*
Drew:Mffff!
SMG:Let me join!*Hugs a blushing Silver and sends out shiny Mew*Use Hydro Pump on Hiro!Maximum power!
Mew:With pleasure!*Kills Hiro*
Pyro:Yea!Burn,baby!Burn!*Shoots fireballs everywhere,then takes out teddy bear machine gun*It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!*Shoots teddy bears everywhere*Yea!!!!CHAOS AND RANDOMNESS!!*Takes out pillows and whacks Paul on ze head*
Mankeys:*Starts to glow*
Everyone:Uh-oh.
Drunk Ninja Primeapes:Gyaaaaaa!*Takes out katanas*
Everyone:Oh crap!RUN!*Tries to run*
Pyro:*Hugs Masamune*Miss me?
Masamune:>\\\\< Why do you keep asking that?!My answer is no!
Pyro:*Curls up in a ball and dies*
Masamune:O_O Wait!I didn't mean that!
May:Oh my gosh!Now there are drunk Beedrills!
Pyro:*Shrieks and hides behind Masamune*Ahhhhhh!Hide me!Be a good husband to your waifu and hide me! DX
Masamune:*Was stung on ze face*
Pyro:Awww.You're stung.*Kisses his face*
Masamune:>\\\>
Sora:Now that Pyro's back!BOW DOWN BEFORE THE YOUNG DRAGONESS!*Smashed sword on le ground and creates earthquake*
Seth:*Traps other Wrong Direction members in a nightmare*(A/N:Curse me for saying this,but I'm now starting to like ShadowHeartShipping for no reason -_-)
Pyro:*Was riding on a Wrecking Ball*I came in like a WREEEEEECKING BAAAAAAALLLL!!!!Woohoo!I'm Queen of the Fiery Chaos!*Shoots fireballs everywhere*
Dayz of Partying Later Vecause Our Dear Chaotic and Random Pyro is Vack
Pyro:*Snaps fingers and they're now in ze Manor of Sleep*Lets start the dares!
Sora:Ok!These are from Nikki!
Nikki:Yes!*Plays Raping Time remind by Pewdiepie*
I dare you to make robots looking like Abby's parents and sister and reinact their death (Abby was sandwiched between her parents as he shot them, then he dragged her to her sister to watch her die)
Pyro:*Creates robots*Sora,I leave you in charge.
Later
Pyro:Abby fainted.Ok!Revive her!
Sora:*Slaps her face with ze Frozen Tuna*
Abby:*Wakes up*O.o .........
Pyro:*Sighs*Next dare.Sorry if it was a bit boring,I don't know how Abby will act and.....I don't want to spoil Nikki's book A Thousand Years.It's about Takeo and Abby,but would soon be about Kohaku and Abby.Readers,go check it out!Alright,next!
I dare Abby and Kohaku to play SMIH again
Kohaku:*Runs into a closet with Abby*
But there's a twist. Everyone can see what they're doing, but they don't know you can see. >:D
Pyro:There.There's a window that is barely visible.
Everyone else:*Sighs and watches the two*
Kohaku and Abby:*Starts making out*
Girls:Eeep!*Covers eyes*
Seven Minutes Later
Ash:I'm scarred. O.o
Pyro:Next!
Then dare Takeo to follow the crimson butterflies!
Takeo:What?!Why?! DX
Pyro:Just follow them!Oh.*Straps a camera on his head*Good luck!
Takeo:I'm not going to the Lost Village.
Sora:Please?*Puppy eyes*
Takeo:-_- *Followsle butterflies*
Everyone watched as Takeo followed the butterflies.Soon,he got attacked by some ghosts and died
Pyro:*Revives Takeo*
Takeo:O.O It was a nightmare.They kept muttering about me as a Kusabi and I was to be sacrificed to buy time until the Crimson Sacrifice is ready.
Pyro:You're lucky you don't have a twin,it would be much more worst.Next!
Have Sora kiss Takeo in front of Rafe (on the lips for a long time)
Takeo:Excuse me for a bit.*Goes to the a nearby empty chamber,then smiles and does the happy dance*Yes!*Fist pumps*Uhuh!
Sora:*Walks in and sees him dancing*O.o
Takeo:*Freezes*
Sora:I'll just....*Leaves*
When Takeo Returned
Pyro:Now...Do ze dare!
Sora:Alright.Sorry,Rafe.
Rafe:*Tries not to go super seiyan mode*Just get this over with.
Sora:*Sighs and kisses Takeo on the lips for 10 minutes*
Takeo:*Tries not to faint with happiness*(A/N:Lucky Sora!Ok,sometimes I fangirl over my OC,which is weird)
Sora:*Pulls back and gives Rafe a worried look*
Rafe:*Kills Takeo*
Pyro:*Revives T.K*Ok.Next!Oh,wait.*Knocks out Wrong Direction except T.K*
Then let Takeo and Kohaku do whatever they want to Sora and Abby. (Make Takeo a perv for this dare I sooo wanna see that xD)
Pyro:I got a solution for that!*Takes out the Theft of Innocence potion and forces it on Takeo*
Kohaku:*Leaves with Abby*
Takeo:*Potion starts to take effect*Gah....*Starts to pant and looks hungrily at Sora*
Sora:O_O *Backs away while T.K took a few steps forward*
Pyro:*Takes away Sora's fighting skills*Hehehehe.Enjoy!~
Sora:*Murmurs*Crap.
Takeo:*Smirks*Has anyone ever told you how sexy you are?
Everyone else:*Watches while eating popcorn*
Anna:I got to admit,T.K looks sexy when he's smirking like that. ;)
Pyro:Damn.Sora is lucky!Imean-wut?O_O
Takeo:*Grabs Sora and starts to kiss her roughly*
Nikki:Woah.
Kitty:What does the Theft of Innocence do?
Pyro:It sorta makes them feel *Words that rhyme with just.Don't wanna scar some people right now* toward someone they love.So,Takeo is starting to show what he feels. ;)
Sora:*Was pinned to the wall*Help!
Everyone else:*Shakes head*Nope.
Wrong Direction:*Was still unconscious*
Takeo:*Whispers in her ear*
Sora:O_O The hell's wrong with you?
Takeo:*Smirks*Can't blame me for falling for someone like you.*Grabs Sora and carries her bridal style,then runs to a room*(A/N:XD)
Everyone:*Hears disturbing sounds and Sora's cries for help*
Pyro:Just ignore her.She's pretending she doesn't like it.
A Few Hours Later
Sora and Takeo:*Emerges out of the room*
Sora:*Was blushing like crazy*
Nikki:Where's Abby and Kohaku?
Pyro:Still having 'fun'.Lets continue!Next!
Then have Ash get tattooed by that person thing priestess whatever!
Ash:No!Anyone but Reika!
Pyro:Too late!~ *Screams at top of lungs*Reika!I got Kaname!
Everyone except Ash:*Hides*
Ash:*Trembles in fear*
????:You....I see you returned....
Ash squeaked when Reika appeared before him.She was looking at him darkly,her ebony eyes underneath her long bangs staring blankly at Ash's.The ravenette felt something wet on his pants,then the two of them looked down and saw a yellowish puddle.While Reika is distracted,Ash backed away.He suddenly froze.
"Why are you shirtless?"He asked and pointed at her,completely forgetting that he's in danger.Reika looked down at her torso,but the fact that her chest is revealed did not bother her,she suddenly appeared behind him and grabbed him by the neck.
"You...Shall...Feel..."She spoke slowly as Ash felt something painful around his neck.The Tattooed Curse is now slowly consuming him,and soon he'll soon be nothing but ash,his soul trapped in eternal nightmare."My pain..."Reika whispered as dark stuff surrounded ze poor idiot.Ash screamed out and he fainted.
Lesson Learned from ze Short Story:When you already have an opportunity to run during a time of danger,stop acting like a freakin' idiot like Ash and run!
Pyro and le others:*Emerges out of hiding*
Sora:Woo!Glad that's over!
Pyro:Yea.Poor idiot.Lets move on to the next dares!
Sora:These are from percy_potter_games10!Oh.*Whispers at Pyro's ear*
I dare Pyro to scream 'you are an accident' to an OC of hers
Pyro:Ok!*Turns to Takeo*T.K!You are an Arceus-forsaken accident!You're not supposed to exist!
Takeo:.............. :'( *Sniffs and uses puppy eyes*(A/N:His eyes added ze effect!Gah!Why does he have to be so adorable?!)
Lillie:*Plays violin in ze background*
Takeo:*Sobs*F-fine with me!I don't care!As long as I was brought together with Sora,it doesn't matter!
Pyro:*Wipes away tears and hugs Takeo*I'm sorry for making you cry!Its a dare!
Takeo:Wut?
Sora:Its a dare!^-^
Takeo:..........................................
Pyro:*Sighs*Next dare!
I dare Eren to change into his Titan form and kill anyone he wants, but then have Mikasa slice Eren out of there so he won't kill everyone.
Eren:*Transforms*
Girls:O_O
Eren:*Tries to attack Hiro and Nyx,but was sliced by Mikasa*
Pyro:Ouch.*Revives Eren*Next!
Now that Lady A has turned into a punk rocker, lock her and Takeo in a room for 3 hours.
Lady A:*Makes a rock'n'roll sign with hands and bangs head*
Takeo:O_O
Inside the Room
Lady A:*Was now listening to loud rock music with speakers on full blast*
Takeo:*Writhes on ze ground while covering his ears*Gah!Enough of these!I can't handle dark magic! DX
Lady A:*Starts using air guitar and sings ma favorite rock song Going Under by Evanescence (A/N:I freakin' love Evanescence!She sings awesome songs!And pretty dark...Just the way I like it.)
"I'm going undeeeeerrr
Drowning in youuuu
I'm falling forever
I got to break through I'm
Going Under...."
Takeo:Gah!*Dies when he hears electric guitar sounds*
Outside Ze Room
Pyro:Poor T.K!*Grabs dare cards from Sora and reads*Ummm.Rafe,come here!
Rafe:-_- What is it?
Pyro:*Shows him le dare*
I dare Rafe to tell Sora that he's pregnant with her child. (I know it's suppose to be the other way around but I just want to get a reaction)
Rafe:O_O What?
Pyro:Just do it or I'll lock Sora and Seth/Takeo/Chase/Hiro in a room and force all of my Theft of Innocence potions on zem!
Rafe:Fine.-_-*Approaches Sora*Dragon Girl...
Sora:*Was listening to Vocaloids* *Removes headsets and smiles*What is it?
Rafe:I'm.....>_< Pregnant....
Sora:What?O.o
Rafe:You're the father.
Sora:*Runs and checks herself on mirror*Am I hallucinating again?!Is the Orb getting corrupted?!
Rafe:Huh?
Sora:*Grabs him by the collar and frantically shakes him while panicking*Please!Tell me I'm not insane! DX I need to find Rayquaza! <(O0O)> But he's at the ozone layer!He'll be gone for a week!What am I gonna do?!If the Orb is-
Rafe:Arceus,Sora.You're over-reacting.It's a dare.
Sora:*Faints with relief*
Pyro:(;;^_^) Next dare!~
And finally I dare Grey to tell everyone who he likes.
Grey:Seriously?! (/_-)
Pyro:Do it!I'm a pyromaniac,your weakness,so do it!
Grey:Fine.I'm torn between Leah and Echo.
Leah and Echo:*Glares at each other*
Pyro:Ok!Next dare!
Sora:Time for Angel's dare!Oh.Wait.*Pulls Angel with her inside a dark chamber.Later sees a ghost and kills it*
I dare myself and Sora to run around screaming/singing Happy (I know how annoying yet catchy that song is) then fake our deaths; the cause of our deaths being we screamed to much.
Sora:Ok!But you do know we might lure Reika and the other ghosts,right?
Angel:Yea.I asked Pyro to set up a sort of sound proof spell so they won't hear us.Now,are you ready?
Sora:I was born ready,and I'll die ready! ;)
"It might seem crazy what I'm 'bout to say
Sunshine she's here, you can take a break
I'm a hot air balloon that could go to space
With the air,like I don't care baby by the way
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Here come bad news talking this and that "(yeah)"
Give me all you got, don't hold back"(yeah)"
Well I should probably warn you I'll be just fine "(yeah)"
No offense to you don't waste your time
Here's why
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
"(Happy)" bring me down,can't nothin'
"(Happy)" bring me down,your love is too high
"(Happy)" to bring me down, can't nothin'
"(Happy)" bring me down,I said tell you now
"(Happy)" bring me down,can't nothin'
"(Happy)" bring me down,your love is too high
"(Happy)" to bring me down,can't nothin'
"(Happy)" bring me down,I said
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I’m happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I’m happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
"(Happy)" bring me down, can't nothin'
"(Happy)" bring me down, your love is too high
"(Happy)" to bring me down, can't nothin'
"(Happy)" bring me down, I said
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you,eh eh eh
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you want to do
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you,hey
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do...."
Sora and Angel:*'Dies'*
Wrong Direction:Sora!
Pyro:Dudes,you're all over-reacting-
Seth:Call the hospital!
Pyro:(;;^_^) Dude,as long as the Orb is inside her,she's alive.*Secretly hopes someone will dare Sora to remove the Orb out of curiosity*
Sora and Angel:*Laughs and high fives*
Wrong Direction:*Faints*
Pyro:Next dare!
Sora:Yay!SMG's dares!
I dare myself to kill Anna for the dare to kill me!!
Everyone heard Anna scream
Pyro:Next!
Sora:Wait.....*Whispers in Pyro's ear*
Then Jessie, James and Meowth have to kidnap me. to see what Silver would do (do tell him the last part)
Pyro:I got that taken care of.
Jessie,James and Meowth:*Crashes through wall and grabs SMG*
Sora:Oh my gosh!Silver!Do something for your waifu!
Jessie:*Points gun beside SMG's head*
Silver:*Eye twitches and sends out Feraligatr*You're SO dead!Use Hydro Pump!
Pyro:*Watches Silver rescue SMG*Awww!Love is in bloom!*Hugs Masamune*Next!
Sora and Rafe have to sing Beautiful Ending by Gungor (perfect song for them)
Sora:I love that song!Lets go!
Rafe:Fine.
*Sings Beautiful Ending*
Pyro:Awwww!So cute!Next!
Then me and Sora have to sing Game Of Life (English dub)
Sora:Yay!Lets go!
"My first life was so boring, just forget I mentioned it
And my second seemed to let me do all of the things my first life didn't
Third life was a hateful man all poison to the bone
In my fourth, I played piano but just didn't have the eyes to read the notes
In my fifth life, I supported girls- of course, that wasn't all
My sixth life was corrupted though I guess it was a little fun
Seventh life I cried so much and all I did was mourn
In my eigth life, was so rich I could've bought the world and everything
In this life is a game played by a flaky God
He gambles every life
Try to escape
but you know the path you're on is game and set
See how the game of life is playing all of us for fools
Dancing a string around us, making all these silly rules
See how looks down on us like we're acting out a show
Throw the dice and let's see which head will roll...
By nine, I drew some manga but the deadlines left me dead
My tenth life was a teacher, as a pedo*****;I worked part time
Next life, what, eleven? Sorry I try to forget...
Never could describe how awful- no, I'm terrified to think of all
The things that such a die can do, kinda crazy
Deciding everyday
Try to escape but
the days repeat and keep you here to stay
See how the game of life is never won, you only play
Bore him and you will find you're crumpled up and thrown away
Clinging to fate and blaming it when life won't go your way
Such a laugh, ha! Life is just a game
Cry out all your eyes or win a new fortune
The chance is one out of six
Try to escape
Why not try your luck and see what you may get?
See how the game of life is playing all of us for fools
Dancing a string around us, making all these silly rules
See how looks down on us like we're acting out a show
Throw the dice and let's see which head will roll...
Sickly grinning downward, tosses out a pair of dice
Cheating away around the board, "Ah, this is paradise."
People praying on their knees but no one there to hear
Ah, look down at all the puppets here
Ah, look up at all the puppeteers."
Pyro:Next!
Sora:These are from Anna!^_^
I dare Twave to be Hiro's maid for a chapter 'cause everyone's always so mean to him ):
Twave:Eh?
Hiro:*Smirks*
Everyone except Hiro and Anna:Why?!
Anna:S-sorry!I just can't help but be nice!
Pyro:I have an advice for you:grab a sword,name it Kindness,then kill people with Kindness.Anyways,next!
I dare Gold and Hazel to go on a date! ^-^ Even though Silver and Hazel are sort of together in my book, I'm secretly sort of a CutieShipper!
Gold:*Sighs and leaves with Hazel*
Paul:*Holds back a screaming Kitty*
Pyro:Next!
Drew, you have to be a pervert to May throughout the entire chapter in front of Sid.
Pyro:Since when Drew wasn't a pervert?
Drew:*Was Doing...uh...'things' to poor May*
May:*Mentally thanks Sora and kicks him where the sun doesn't shine*
Drew:*Groans and falls to le ground*
Sid:*Was taken away by a ghost,but was ignored*
Pyro:Next!
Sora:These are from Sapphire!^_^
I dare Silver to pick one girl and the others will accept it for Arceus sake!!! (Silver pick ONE or I'll kill you -___- im not watching girls rip eachother)
Silver:*Groans*Fine.It's Little Mew Girl!(His nickname for SMG)
SMG:*Nosebleeds and faints*
Pyro:Awww!Next!
Hiro get revenge on anyone but they will defend against your weakness.
Later
Pyro:Woo!Next dare!
Sid , you can kiss May for 1 minute but then you will be slapped by her and punched by Drew! ^-^
Everyone:*Hears May's screams,followed by Sid's*
Pyro:Next!
Sora:These are from Zach!Oh.*Pulls Ash and Misty*
I dare ash and misty get to play smih and they to make it sound sexual
Ash:What does that mean?*Tilts head to ze side*
Misty:*Sighs*Just do what I do.*Goes inside le closet with Ash*
Everyone:*Hears desturbeng zounds*O.o
Pyro:N-next!
Sora:This is from Moon!
I dare the girls to dress up, pretend that you were possesed by serious killers in le movies. Scare le boys, make them scream like cray-cray. Dont tell them.
Girls:*Grins evilly*Go Team Epic!
* * *
After the Dare
All boys:*Bangs head on ze wall*
I dare the guys to act like babies while the girls feed them Nutella
Pyro:*Giggles and feeds Masamune*
Masamune:This....Is-
Pyro:*Stuffs more Nutella in his mouth*^_^
After Feeding Ze Hungry 'Babies'
Pyro:Next!
And I dare every girl to NOT touch Gold for 5 chapters
Every girl except Kitty:*Tries to keep distance from Goldy*
Pyro:*Yawns*I'll just go outside.*Leaves*
Sora:Ok!Huh?Masamune-sama!You have a dare!
Also Masamune you have to confess your love to Pyro
Masamune:O////O *Almost faints*
Sora:You can do it,little guy!*Rubs her knuckles on Masamune's hair*
Masamune:*Sighs*Fine.*Leaves to find Pyro*
After exploring ze mansion and killing ghosts along the way,almost captured fifteen times.
Masamune:*Sees Pyro*Finally!Hey,fire idiot!
Pyro:*Pouts*Change my nickname!I hate that!
Masamune:*Smirks*How about....Hmmm.....I call you,fire imbecile?*Pinches her nose*
Pyro:That's the same as fire idiot!Anyways,why are you here?
Masamune:*Starts to blush*I have something important to tel you.
Pyro:*Tilts head to le side*What?
Masamune:>\\\\< I-I....I love you,Pyro!
Pyro:Awwww! :3 Wuv ya too!Lets go back,we still have more dares ^_^
Later
Sora:This is from Pikachu78y!
I dare Sora and Rafe to get married
Pyro:Ok.Since Sora and Rafe are still 17 and 18,it's only a fake one.
Sora:*Blushes shyly*
Rafe:*Grabs her with a smirk and kisses her*
After Le 'Wedding'
Pyro:Next!
Sora:These are from PokemonMasta25
I dare Rafe to run around the place yelling until he is touched by Reika.
Rafe:-_-
Pyro:Do it.
Rafe:*Sighs,then runs around while sceaming*
Pyro: While we wait,next!
Sid watch the 10 hour version of Nyan Cat.
Sid:*Sighs and watches Nyan Cat with headsets on*
Rafe:*Returns with a tattoo of a snake and holly on his chest,arms and face*I hate this....
Sora:*Smiles at him and starts punching herself*
Rafe:What are you doing?!*Gasps when symbols of Rayquaza started glowing on her body*
Sora:*Smiles and holds his hands*Now we're the same!^_^
Rafe:*Slowly smiles,then kisses her*
Pyro:Awwwwwww!
Wrong Direction: )':
Pyro:Alright!Next!
Seth, like Pyro said I'm a ShadowHeart shipper, give Sora a... Houndour egg. (have it hatch in this chapter make it Shiny)
Seth:*Was holding an egg in his arms*
Sora:Huh?What egg is that?*Closely examines the egg*
Seht:>\\\\> You'll know soon.I'd like to give this to you.*Hands egg to Sora*
Sora:Thanks!^_^
Pyro:Ok!Next!*Grabs dare cards from Sora*
Seth create shadow gauntlets (with spikes!!) and punch Rafe.
Seth:With pleasure!*Starts to punch poor Rafe*
Pyro:Next!Oh.*Whispers to Wrong Direction*
Oh and don't let Sora read this one. None of Sora's admirers except Seth can talk to her unless it's a dare. She can't know!!!
Wrong Direction except Seth:-_-
Seth:*Grins and approaches Sora*So....How's the egg?
Sora:Ummmm......*Gasps when it starts to glow*It's hatching!
Egg:*Hatches into a shiny Houndour on Sora's lap*
Sora:Awww!And the color is blue!I love blue!*Giggles and plays with the Houndour*
Houndour:*Licks her face fondly*
Seth:*Smiles*
Sora:*Was suddenly burned when the Houndour accidentally uses Ember attack* *Coughs*Wow.You're learning how to use your attacks!
Seth:Are you okay?
Sora:Yeah.
Pyro:Ok!Next dare!
Pyro turn Drew's head into a turkey's head.
Pyro:That's already taken care of!*Points at Drew who now has a green turkey head*Next!
Rafe follow the crimson butterflies.
Rafe:-_- *Was forced on a Little Red Riding Hood costume by Pyro*
Pyro:Hahahahaha!Perfect!Now!Skip and follow le butterflies while singing!
Rafe:*Groans and starts to follow the butterflies while singing and skipping*Follow the butterflies!La la la la la la la la la la la la la...Yea.-_-
Later
Everyone:*Hears Rafe scream*
Pyro:*Revives Rafe*Next!
Sora:These are from Payton!
Payton:Yessssss!
I dare Nyx to follow le crimson butterflies
Nyx:*Was already following the butterflies,not knowing where they are going*
Pyro:Next!Oh.*Pushes Payton and Takeo toward a closet,then whispers the dare*
I dare me and Takeo to play SMIH (but actually we just are eating pizza BUT don't let anyone no....until obviously you open de door
Everyone:*Hears some disturbing sounds* O.o
Sora:*Opens closet and sees Takeo and Payton eating pizza*Yay!Pizza!*Happily munches on pizza*
Pyro:Next!This is from Skyla!Everyone,send out your Pokémon!
Everyone:*Sends out Pokémon*
Pyro:*Whispers dare to Pokémon*
Hmmmm, lemme think... Got it! I dare everyone's pokemon to create a playground for five-year-olds and force their trainers to play on it.
Rayquaza:*Starts to cry*It's been a long time....I can't wait to see my baby turn into a child again.
Pikachu:Yay!That's Ash's favorite!
Latias:*Sings*Do you want to build a playground?^_^
After Building a Playground
Rayquaza:Kids!We built something for you!
Sora:What is it,Rayquaza?*Sees playground*
Rafe:Hell no......
Rayquaza:*Eyes turn red*You children play on it before I-
All trainers:*Rushes to ze Playground*
May:Weeee!*Slides*
Drew:*Catches her*
Sora:*Was on the swings*
Seth:*Pushes her*
Rayquaza:*Was watching Sora with tears in his eyes*My baby....Is growing up.Wait.*Sees Seth*NO ONE TOUCHES MY BABY GIRL!DIE!!!!!*Attacks Seth*
Later
Pyro:Ok!Next!These are from Lian!
I dare everyone to be punished by their greatest weakness
Sora:*Was attacked by Ice types*
Rafe:*Suffers under the tattoo while watching Sora suffer*
Seth: Seth:*Was attacked by Beedrills*
Hiro:*Was attacked by Water Pokémon*
Takeo:*Was locked in a room that has speakers playing rock songs*
Drew:*Was burned*
After le Torture
Pyro:Last dare!
I also dare everyone to vote their most hated persons and how ever gets the most voted gets to be punish by everyone and get killed for about 3 chapters.(I'm so freaking evil with thus dare hahahahaha)
After Voting,we Ended up Having a Tie Between Nyx and Hiro
Pyro:*Ignores ze two Monsters' screams in le background* *Sighs*Thank goodness!I was almost grounded yesterday!
Kitty:Why?
Pyro:For 'corrupting' my three-year old sister's mind.My mom calls it being a bad influence,while I call it being an awesome sister!
Sora:Why?
Pyro:I just taught her one plus one is equals to B for multiple tests.Then showed her the wonders of Pokémon and Vocaloids.Now my sister idolizes Miku,throws balls at my face while screaming "Ah cuch chu" (I choose you) and is now addicted to Pikachu.Oh.And I taught her how to punch and kick.*Wipes a tear*My sister.....Is learning how to be awesome.Soon,I shall teach her how to become a pyromaniac!(A/N:Vote if you think I'm an awesome sister XD)
Sora:Ok!Royal Knights!(Their band name.Thank you,PokemonMasta45,for suggesting that name)Time for us to practice for our concert!
Pyro:^_^ Ok!Vote and comment a dare!Bye!
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