Conquest!Benevolence!RANDOMNESS!!!!
Pyro:*Sighs*I'm bored.....Board....Beard.....Bird....Bored.....I CAN'T TAKE IT!FIYAH!!!!!*Throws fireball around*
Everyone:Ms.Ramdom is back -_-
Pyro:*Pulls Masamune and starts to sing Titanium*You shoot me down,but I won't fall.I am Titanium!!!
Masamune:-_-
Pyro:Stone hard...Machine guns....Fire at the ones who run!XD
Len:Pyro,we got to go now.
Rin:We have work to do.^_^ We really enjoyed our stay here!
Pyro:I'm going to miss you guys.*Hugs Rin*And I'll miss you soooo much,Len!*Hugs Len*
Masamune:*Eye twitches and takes out rapier*
Pyro:Ok!Bye,guys! (^Δ^)/ *Hugs Masamune*
Masamune:*Rolls eye* >////>
Characters from Digimon:We also gotta go.We have missions to do.
Pyro:Ok!*Hugs Matt*Luv ya,Matt!
Masamune:*Eye twitches even more*
Sora from Digimon:Bye!
Everyone who is not emo:Bye!
As Soon As They Left
Pyro:FIYAH!!!!
Masamune:*Folds arms across chest*You remind me Lu Xun.(A/N:A character from Dynasty Warriors)
Pyro:Well.....We'll make the perfect couple 'cause we both like fire.Uuuhhhh.Where are you going?
Masamune:I'm going to kill him.
Pyro:No!Don't make me call Nobunaga and Lady Nene!
Masamune:So?
Pyro:I know Lady Nene will probably scold you and that you'll be facing Nobunaga's Rayquaza.^_^
Masamune:*Sweatdrops*Don't you dare.....
Pyro:Too late!*Summons other characters from Pokémon Conquest*Hi guys!
Yukimura:0_0 Where are we?This isn't Ransei!
Kunoichi:Weeee!More fun!*Grins mischievously*
Mitsunari:-_-
Kiyomasa:O.o
Pyro:Hi guys!^_^
Ginchiyo:This....Is ridiculous......
Sora:Yay!More guests! \(^Δ^)/
Magoichi:*Winks at her*Hey,pretty lady.Want to go out....Maybe for a drink?
Wrong Direction:*Takes out weapons*
Sora:*Kicks him where the sun doesn't shine*
Magoichi:*Collapses to the ground*Such.....A beautiful rose.....with a lot of thorns....*Dies*
Masamune:*Sighs*Magoichi,you always have to act like that?-_-
Pyro:Let the chaos begin!FIYAH!*Throws fireballs around*
Kunoichi:Weeee!*Throws daggers around*
Kenshin:*Smirks and watches with amusement,then starts drinking*
Kotaro:*Also smirks and watches*Soon....The winds of chaos will spread....
Pyro:BURN!!!!
Sora:*Takes out chainsaw*Bow down before me!!!!Muwahahahahaha!Pyro made me do this!
Rafe:-_-
Lillie,SMG,Skyla and Kitty:*Chases Hiro and Nyx with mud,water balloons and sharp weapons*
Motochika:*Sighs and starts to play with shamisen*Soon....The land will fall.....
Pyro:*Raises a flaming sword up in the air and jumps on Masamune's back*Warriors,today,we start chaos!!!!Muwahahahaha!
Kai:Grrrr!Kunoichi!Come back here!*Chases Kunoichi with chainsaw*
Kunoichi:*Giggles*Can't catch me!~
Ash:O.o This is insane......
Sapphire:Cookies!!!*Throws cookies everywhere*
Zach:*Shrugs and fires aura blasts everywhere*Muwahahahahaha!
Pyro:RANDOMNESS!*Throws potatoes*CHAOS!COOKIES!*Throws cookies everywhere*
Kotaro:Better join the chaos.*Jumps in front of Echo with his Zoroark,surprising her*
Echo:That's it!*Takes out her weapon and chases Kotaro*
Oichi:Guys....*Hugs Jigglypuff*
Ieyasu:Stop!Please....have some benevolence.....
Everyone else:NO ONE CARES!!!
Keiji:Yeah!*Takes out pike*Hahahahaha!I love it here!
Tadakatsu:Face my might!*Points weapon at everyone*
Everyone:Oh....My.....Gosh......IT'S TADAKATSU!!!!!RUN!!!!!!!
BOOM!
Pyro:Ok!No one touch the fridge!
Gold:*Coughs*Sorry.....
Drew,Mitsunari,Kiyomasa,Paul,Abby,Chase and Hanzo:-_-
Hanzo:My lord,should we leave?
Ieyasu:Let's get out of here.
Pyro:No one can escape!I placed a protection spell and more!Muwahahahahahaha!
Masamune:Your randomness is rubbing on me.Oh well,I HAVE CONQUERED JAPAN!!!!
Keiji:I have conquered you all!
Pyro:Conquest!*Shoots fireball*
Ieyasu:Benevolence!*Raises spear up in the air*
Everyone else:RANDOMNESS!!!!
Nikki:Cheese!*Takes out chainsaw*
Lian:Fire!!!!*Chases Drew with flaming sword*
Pyro:*Hears someone approach her*Gah!*Grabs Yukimura*Oh!Yukimura,don't scare me!*Lets go of Yukimura*
Yukimura:Ummm.Sorry...*Bows*Lady Pyro,I'd like to report that someone named Gold and Ash found all the food supplies in the basement and managed to go through the Mankeys.
Pyro:*Laughs weakly*They still won't go through Sora's Rayquaza,Latios and Latias.(Pyro anger meter,now above 40!)*Sees Hanzo jump in front of her*
Hanzo:I'd like to report that I found an unconscious Rayquaza and eon duo in the basement.
Pyro:Ummmm....They still won't go through my Groudon and Ivysaur....(Pyro anger meter now above 60 and fear is now over 70 because Sora might scold her)
Hanzo:*Disappears into the shadows*
Misty:Pyro!We found an unconscious Groudon and Venasaur in the basement!And all the food you hid there are now stolen!
Pyro:(Anger meter now over 100!Danger!Danger!)That's it!COME HERE YOU TWO FOODLOVING PUNKS!THAT'S THE LAST OF OUR FOOD SUPPLIES!!!!!
Everyone heard Ash and Gold scream,then silence
Pyro:*Goes berserk and fires many fireballs in random directions*
Masamune:She lost it -_-
Kitty:DUCK!
Drew:*Ducks,but gets hit on the face by a frozen duck*-_-
Kitty:Not that kind of duck!*Dodges another flying duck*
Pyro:Muwaahahahaahhaahah!Fire!FIRE!FIYAH!!!!BURN!!!!!!!!!!*Laughs like a maniac and throws fireballs everywhere and starts to sing in the tune of Wrecking Ball*I'M PYRO THE FIIIIIRE GUUUURL!!!!!WOOO!
Hears a Scream
Ash:What the-*Screams as Mankeys barges in*
Riku:Oh my gosh!The Mankeys drank all of Master Kenshin's wine!Kenshin and the Mankeys are drunk! <(O0O)>
Everyone:*Gets attacked by drunk Mankeys*
Sora:*Tries to drive them away with her sword*
Yukimura:Try to scare them away,Lady Sora!
Sora:I'm trying!Keiji,use your spear!
Keiji:On it!Hahahaha!
Ina:*Shoots arrows everywhere*This.*Shoots*Is.*Shoots*Nonsense!
Mankey:*Starts to dance around*(^o^)>-0-0-
Pyro:Whose bra is that?
Boys:0////0
Leaf:Gary!!!!I'll kill you for stealing my underwear!*Charges toward Gary*
Hears another Scream
May:Oh my gosh!Now we have a drunk zombie apocalypse!Where did all the wine came from?!
Everyone else:*Points at a wine cellar that appeared magically*
Kenshin:*Starts to dance and sing while drunk*IIIIIII caaaaaaaameeee innnn liiiiike aaa-
Zombies:*Starts to act like they are retarded/drunk/women and perverts*
More Screams
Pyro:Oh no!Now there are drunk vampires!Not the Edward Cullen kind of ones!But the Dracula ones!
Vampires:Blooooood!!!!Wine!!!!
Another Scream
Ginchyo:*Rolls eyes*What now?!
Sora:Sid is shaving his back right in front of us!
Everyone:*Glances at Sid and throws up*
More Screams
Pyro:Great.Now the Creepypastas are drunk....-_-
Slenderman:*Is doing the Harlem shake in a drunk manner*
Pyro:Someone lock the wine cellar!
Days of Chaos with the Warlords and Warriors of Ransei Later
Pyro:*Pants*Let's*Pants*Start with the dares....
Sora:These are from Eragon104,or now known as PokemonMasta45.
Seth create some chains where Sora's other admirers will be hung by their wrists. Time for a little target practice (have him create a bow and shoot them)
Seth:*Grins*With pleasure.....*Creates shadow chains and hangs the rest of the Wrong Direction*
Ina:*Takes out her bow*Great.I could use some practice...
Magoichi:You could use a date *Winks*
Tadakatsu:NO ONE TOUCHES MY DAUGHTER!*Kills Magoichi*
Sora:*Takes out a bow*Sorry,guys!But I also have to practice!^-^
After Torturing The Other Members of Wrong Direction
Sora and In left to take care of their bows
Pyro:Ok!Next!
Soren, call Sora's fan club. Take the consequences!
Soren:*Starts to shake*P-p-p-please....No....
Pyro:*Takes out flaming sword*Do it.....
Soren:*Sighs and contacts the Keyheart fanclub*
With Sora and Ina
Sora:*Sighs*Marriage is tough,huh?
Ina:Agreed.But Noboyuki is very kind to me.How about you?Do you plan on getting married?
Sora:*Shrugs*Depends.....*Hears a squeal*What the-*Gets tackled by some wild fans*
Fans:Ohmigosh!Sora!!!!!
Sora:Aaaah!!!!
Fanboys:Marry me!
Fangirls:Please be our bestfriend!
Sora:*Flies up using her wings*
Later
Sora:Who called my fans?!*Turns red*
Everyone:*Points at Soren*
Sora:*Cracks knuckles and drags Soren to the closet*
Hears Screams,Cries for Mercy and Disturbing Sounds
Everyone:O.o
Nobunaga:*Smirks*She's one amazing woman.*Laughs like a maniac*
Pyro:Next!
I dare Seth to offer shadow ball rides for $5 each.
Seth:*Sighs*Fine.
Squeals of Excitement and Joy can be Heard as Shadow Balls were Sent Flying Along With their Riders
Pyro:Next!
Oh and I dare you to kiss Masamune for 1 minute.
Masamune:0///0
Pyro:Thanks,PokemonMasta45!I lluv my readers!But I luv Masamune more!*Grabs Masamune and kisses him*
Sora:*Returns with Soren*I'll read now.Time for Zach's dares!^_^
I dare you too to get married to Masamune
Pyro:Yay! \(^o^)/
Yukimura:Congratulations,Lord Masamune!^_^
Kanetsugu:I now see that love change the heart of the One-Eyed Dragon.It's such an honorable-
Masamune:Honor,honor,honor,whatever!
Pyro:Let's get married!*Grabs Masamune*
Keiji:Hahahahaha!Good luck with your crazy bride,Masamune!
After the Wedding
Pyro:*Cuddles with Masamune*Next!
You know what everyone is going to marry the person they have a crush on
Everyone:0///0
Pyro:Wait.So that means.....Sora is going to marry five,Rafe marries two,Dawn marries three,May marries two and so on?Just.Woah.....
After Arranging,Planning,other Things
Pyro:Next dare!
Sora:Time for Kitty's dares!
Kitty:Yay!
Pyro I dare you and Masamune to play 7MIH ((not sure if it's spelled like that?))
Masamune:*Swallows*
Kanetsugu:*Smirks*
Everyone except Kanetsugu:*Jumps*
Pyro:Holy mother of Arceus!Anyways,*Grabs Masamune and runs to the closet*Thank you,Kitty!
Sora: (;;O.O) Ooookaaaay.Next dare!
Gary I dare you to go act like a total pervert to Leaf, Drew you have to act like a pervert to May too
Gary:*Smirks and smack Leaf's butt*
Drew:*Does the same with May*
May:*Slaps Drew*
Leaf:*Punches Gary*
Sora:Ok!Next!
Pyro and Masamune:*Emerges out of closet*
Pyro:It was fun!^_^
Masamune:0///0
Gold since I like you >////< , you get to eat all the food you want and also...Gold can I hug you? O////////O
Gold:Sure!*Winks and hugs a blushing Kitty*
Sora:Time for percy_potter_games10's dares!
I dare Lady A to stab anyone she wants with a pair of large sewing scissors on the left eye until it becomes soup like in consistency.
Everyone heard Hiro,Nyx and Kotaro's screams
Pyro:Owwww!Next dare!
Next I dare Leah and Hiro to kiss. Sora, please hit them with that epic frozen tuna if they refuse.
Leah and Hiro:What?!
Sora:Where's my frozen fish?!
Muneshige:Here.*Hands frozen tuna to Sora*
Sora:Thanks.Now do the freakin' dare!
Leah and Hiro:No....
Sora:Fine!*Hits them*
Leah:Owww!It's much more painful than it looks!
Pyro:Next dare!
Next I dare Rafe to be controlled by Sachiko Shinozaki (The one who killed all my favorite characters T_T) for one whole chapter. He has to do whatever she wants, even if it involves killing.
Rafe:What?!
Pyro:Sowwy,Rafe!*Summons Sachiko*
Rafe:*Was now surrounded in a dark aura*
Sachiko:Kill.....Kill.....Kill them all...*Laughs like an innocent girl*
After Killing Us All Mercilessly
Pyro:Gah!Next dare to end this freakin' chapter!Hurry!
Sora:These are from Pikachu78y!
Since Scarlett hates violence I dare her to kill somebody but if she refuses her head will explode .Hehehe>:)
Scarlet:*Trembles*Ummmm......N-no......
Pyro:*Sighs*Sorry,Scar...*Snaps fingers and Scarlet's head explodes,then snaps again to revive her*
Scream
Pyro:What the-
Yukimura:My Lady!Sachiko killed everyone!The place is now in utter chaos!
Pyro:*Perks up at the word chaos*Weee!Chaos!*Leaves*
Yukimura:(;;O_O) Oh...I apologize for that.*Bows*How to do this....Umm...Vote and comment a dare.Thank you.*Smiles and jumps when he hears screams*
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