Chapter 5: Eating Contest
Jaden: Hello there and welcome back to Truth or Dare. Most of the comments I got were food related dares because people really liked the last two chapters. *Fourth wall breaks* Steve, the fourth wall is broken again.
Pete: Sir, Steve is sick right now; shall I fix the fourth wall?
Jaden: Go ahead Pete. *Pete fixes fourth wall* Anyways, due to how popular these kinds of dares are, I decided to take the dare from our good acquaintance Thundrr. Time to wake everyone up now. *pulls lever and people fall down still sleeping* Oh boy, it seems everyone is still asleep. *grabs a sonic rifle and blasts the participants*
Participants: OW!!!
Jaden: You guys were still asleep and a dare has been put up by Thundrr.
Everyone else: *groan*
Jaden: Yuya, you're in this dare like you told me.
Yuya: Alright.
Jaden: Thundrr's dare is CAKE EATING CONTEST AND THEN EAT 1000 CALIFORNIA REAPERS.
Clemont: Do California Reapers even exist?
Jaden: I'm pretty sure he meant Carolina Reapers. Though I can't find them where I live, so tough luck there buddy.
Yuya: But I wanted to beat everyone else in a spicy eating challenge.
Jaden: I know, but Yuya did give me an idea for the cake eating contest.
Everyone else except Yuya: What is it?
Jaden: Whoever wins gets to dare anybody except myself to do anything they want.
Everyone else: I'm gonna win this.
Jaden: Also, I'm not going to do the dare because right now, it's ANZAC day and I want Anzac biscuits right now.
Cilan: Isn't that an Australian holiday.
Jaden: It is and fun fact, I'm half Australian. Anyways, the cakes should be getting here any minute now. *bell rings* I think it's done.
Pete: Your cakes have arrived sir.
Brock: How much of the cake are we eating?
Jaden: I got everyone the same sizes of cake with different flavours so I'd estimate around 10lbs each.
Misty this is going to get really messy here.
Jaden: Also, I decided to get the cake specialised for every single one of you so here are the cakes.
The special types of cakes for everyone:
· Ash: Blueberry Ash-Greninja cake
· Serena: Orange Braixen cake
· Clemont: Lemon Luxray cake
· Bonnie: Caramel Dedenne cake
· Misty: Peppermint Gyarados cake
· Brock: Dark Chocolate Steelix cake
· May: Raspberry Blaziken cake
· Drew: Lime Roserade cake
· Max: White Chocolate Ralts cake
· Dawn: Blue Velvet Piplup cake
· Barry: Blue Raspberry Empoleon cake
· Ursula: Grape Gabite cake
· Paul: Banana Electivire cake
· Iris: Darker Chocolate Axew cake
· Cilan: Green Velvet Pansage cake
· Korrina: Wild Berry Lucario cake
· Alain: Black Velvet Mega Charizard X cake
· Mairin: Pistachio Chespin cake
· Yuya: Whatever his favourite cake flavour is
Jaden: And to help wash down the cake, I'm going to give you-
Bonnie: Milk.
Jaden: No, I was going to give you-
Max: Water?
Jaden: No, I-
Ash: Soda?
Jaden: BE QUIET FOR A NANOSECOND!!!! *everyone quiets down* Good, now to wash your cake all down, I got everyone a Harry Potter Butter beer.
May and Clemont: BEER??? ISN'T THAT ALCOHOLIC?
Jaden: Beer is alcoholic but butter beer isn't, in the books and movie, the students are drinking it as well.
May and Clemont: Oh.
Jaden: Anyways, the timer starts..............NOW. *timer starts and everyone else starts eating*
Everyone else: *starts eating like Furious Pete*
Jaden: I'm just going to get a cup of tea while this is happening.
1 hour later
Jaden: I forgot to tell you that if you vomit during the eating, you're disqualified.
Gary: *starts throwing up on the floor*
Jaden: I'll get Pete to clean that up later.
30 minutes later
Iris, Barry, May, Brock, Max, Bonnie and Clemont: I don't feel so- *throws up into a huge bucket*
Jaden: Good thing I left that bucket there.
1 ½ hours later
Jaden: So far, the people who haven't been disqualified are Yuya, Ash, May, Misty, Cilan, Alain and Korrina.
Korrina and Cilan: *throws up*
Jaden: Never mind, they're disqualified.
30 minutes later
Yuya and Ash: FINISHED!!!!
Serena: Wait, who wins?
Jaden: Both so they can dare whatever they want to anyone.
Yuya: I DARE AMOUR TO HAVE A BABY.
Amour: WHAT???
Jaden: Yuya, I'm trying to keep this PG-13. *Fourth wall breaks* Pete.
Pete: On it.
Jaden: So to make this easier, I'll give you this Pokémon egg to take care of.
Serena: Thank goodness, I'm only 17, why would I want to get pregnant?
Ash: Yuya must like us together.
Jaden: Who do you want to dare Ash?
Ash: I dare all the other guys except you Jaden to dance to Shut up and Dance by Walk the Moon.
All the boys except Jaden: *sarcastically* Oh boy.
Jaden: Time to turn up the music. *starts playing Shut up and Dance*
All the boys except Jaden and Ash: *horrible dancing*
Jaden: Let's end it here, you can all leave now. *everyone leaves* Thank you for reading I'd appreciate any dare that is not dirty thank you very much. Also, I'd like a variety of dares please, I don't want to keep doing food related dares all the time so please leave a comment down below. Cheerio everyone.
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