Chapter 46: War Zones
Jaden: 'Allo governors, Jaden here. Most of the dares I have for today all have a certain theme to it. Let's begin shall we?
Sufi: *pulls lever and everyone falls down*
Thundrr: Hey, that was my job.
Sufi: Sorry, I had to.
Jaden: Before we do the main dares, we have a few short dares to do.
Skye: First one from YUMMYFOOD111 is to watch Captain Marvel.
Clemont: I heard that the movie was bad.
Gary: Really, I heard it was good.
Barry: Guys, the reviews are very divided about this movie.
Ryuto: Let's get watching.
After watching the movie
Luke: How was it guys?
Half of the participants: TERRIBLE!!!
Other half: Very good.
Jaden: Wow, even they are divided on this one.
Koharu: Next from Primarina is to react to *reads the paper*. Vow and Perfect Pair? What is that?
Ryuto: Those are two commercials from Jollibee.
Koharu: Oh.
Yuuki: Prepare to be emotional. (Second one, you will need to turn on Captions)
https://youtu.be/7kAOvTFA5rs
https://youtu.be/q-Nw5e6923A
After watching the commercials
Everyone except Paul: *in tears*
Paul: Why am I even here?
Anna: SHUT UP PAUL!!!! YOU EMOTIONLESS TWAT!!!!
Melody: Wow, she's taken up your British tongue.
Jaden: I guess so.
After the waterworks has been fixed
Jaden: Ok, time for the next few dares.
Gengar: CyMax1 wants everyone to 4 player co-op in Division 2 in virtual reality until they have completed 4 Invasion Missions and Survive 4 hours in an occupied Dark Zone.
Thundrr: I wonder how this will go.
Because I don't understand this game and don't have time to research that much, here's a montage of everyone dying because they suck at this game.
Ash: *gets headshot*
Gary: *falls off a building*
Paul: *gets stabbed*
Barry: *falls into a pit*
Brock: *gets vaporised*
Korrina: *gets mauled*
Misty: *gets ganged up on*
Lillie: *running away from everything*
Afterwards
Book: Next, YUMMYFOOD111 dares Ash to fight Naruto.
Ash: Say what now?
Naruto: Hi guys.
Book: I have a bad feeling about this.
After the fight
Ash: *on the ground and injured* I need the infirmary.
Naruto: I guess I went overboard.
Thundrr: Overboard? You went into the Six Paths Sage Mode.
Naruto: *sheepishly laughs*
Anna: Next from madashgoku is for couples to team up and play PUBG or Garena Free Fire and the winners will receive a grand chicken dinner with the words "Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner"
Skye: Also, it says real guns are to be used.
Gengar: Oh boy, this is going to be a very violent game.
Book: Cue the blood splatters.
After the fight
Jaden: Well, nobody won because everyone's dead.
Ryuto: So who gets the Chicken Dinner?
Yuuki: I say we just throw it in the trash since no one deserves it.
Koharu: You can't waste food like that.
Yuuki: *tosses into the bin* Too late.
Jaden: Let's just revive everyone.
Later
Participants: WE ARE NOT DOING THAT AGAIN!!!
Sufi: Last dare of the day from bellaheart89761, everyone will fight go each other in a water balloon fight.
Jaden: I actually have a catch, we will also be using balloons filled with shaving cream, flour, slime and if you're lucky, jelly.
Gengar: Ooh, this is going to be fun.
Balloon fight starts now
Mr. Franco: *throws tons of balloons* I bet many people will get hit.
Barry: *throws a balloon at Gary*
Gary: *gets hit in the face* Ugh, this is flour.
Brock: *gets hit in the chin with a shaving cream balloon* Eh, I needed to shave anyways.
Dawn: *gets hit by a jelly balloon* Aw, now my hair's sticky.
Ash: *drops a load of balloons*
Misty: *gets splashed by them all* HEY!!!
Ash: Oh don't complain, you said you love water.
Clemont: *falls over* This floor is too slippery.
Cilan: *in a crime scene suit* I won't get dirty. *gets hit by a jelly balloon* Hooray, it works.
Bonnie and Max: *both get hit by a jelly balloon*
Max: *tastes jelly* Yum, blueberry.
Bonnie: *tastes jelly* Ooh, raspberry is nice.
Jaden: Stop eating the jelly.
Bonnie and Max: Fine.
Korrina: *still clean* I AM BEATING EVERYONE!!!
After balloon fight
Jaden: *all covered* Well, that's all for today. You may leave. *everyone leaves* Thank you for reading, I hope you all enjoyed it. Please leave truths and dares in the comments below and I will see you next time. Cheerio everyone.
Everyone else: *also covered* Bye.
QOTD: What Pokémon Type Combination would you like to see?
Future Jaden: Personally, I would like to see a Poison/Steel type. Maybe it could be like a bladed creature that can poison you when you make contact to it. That would be cool.
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