Chapter 45: Many Emotions Today

Jaden: 'Allo governors, Jaden here. We have a few things to get by and I can't leave you all hanging so here are some more sessions. Pull the lever.

Thundrr: *pulls lever and everyone falls down*

Clemont: What's first?

Book: Well the first dare from CyMax1 is for Ash and Serena to have a lightsaber battle against the seventh sister and fifth brother from Star Wars Rebels. They will have the force within them as well.

Ash: Oh boy.

Serena: Are they very powerful?

Luke: Yes, also I'm back, thank you for reintroducing me.

Jaden: Oh yeah, that's what I forgot to do today. I forgot to schedule a welcome back for Luke.

Anna: Ha ha, that's funny.

Seventh Sister: I'm here to take down any foolish opponent.

Fifth Brother: Who here are our challengers?

Jaden: You'll see them soon, just step into the ring.

Seventh Sister and Fifth Brother: *goes into the ring*

Jaden: We'll be right back.

Later, in the ring

Ash: *holding Fifth Brother back* This is taking too long.

Serena: *running from Seventh Sister* What can we do?

Ash: I know. *uses Shatterpoint*

Fifth Brother: AUGH, MY LEG!!!

Ash: HA!!! *slashes at his torso*

Fifth Brother: *screams in pain*

Ash: *pulls out shoto saber and Force Pushes it into Fifth Brother's head*

Fifth Brother: *dead*

Seventh Sister: NO!!! FIFTH BROTHER!!!

Serena: *stabs her in the back* Shouldn't have stopped fighting.

Ash: I am surprised we won.

Serena: Yeah, me too.

Afterwards

Skye: So Primarina wants everyone to watch the Jollibee Valentine's Day Commercial called "Choice"

Jaden: Oh, I've watched it for research and I understand why.

Yuuki: What's going to happen?

Jaden: You'll see.

Here's the video

https://youtu.be/KGH4TBl7v-0

After watching commercial

Anna: *crying* IT'S SO SAD!!!

Dawn: *tearing up* He didn't deserve it.

Bonnie: *sobbing* THIS CAN'T HAPPEN TO THEM!!!

Gengar: Man, I feel bad for the guy.

Ryuto: Hopefully that doesn't happen with us.

Koharu: *hugs him* I hope so too.

Jaden: Please press F to pay respects.

Everyone: *presses F*

Later

Ryuto: Ok, my dare is for a random person to be chosen to do a Fortnite Creative Mode Death Run 3.0.

Anna: OH MY GOD, FREAKING FORTNITE!!!

Jaden: I'm going to be honest with you, I really don't like that game.

Ryuto: Ok, let's hope you don't have to do it.

Thundrr: The lucky person that will be doing this is *spins wheel*, oops, I did it too hard.

Skye: I guess we'll have to wait.

10 minutes later

Yuuki: It landed on Paul.

Paul: *sighs*

Yuuki: Just kidding, it's Gary.

Paul: THANK YOU!!!

Gary: Aw man.

Round 1

(The number next to his name will be the attempt for each round)

Gary1: *gets impaled by trap*

Gary2: *hits his head on the ceiling and falls into spike trap*

Gary3: *gets hit in the groin by a small pillar*

Gary4: *finishes*

Round 2

Gary *crotch hits platform*

Gary2: *slips off into the spike trap*

Gary3: *jumps over platform into spike pit*

Gary4: *misses first platform entirely*

Gary5: *slips on boost and lands in trap*

Gary6: *slips on last platform and falls*

Gary7: *finishes*

Round 3

Gary: *finishes* Well that one was easy.

Round 4

Gary1: *doesn't reach door and falls*

Gary2: *hits head on door top and falls*

Gary3: *finishes*

Round 5

Gary1: *flies too far and falls*

Gary2: Crap, I ran out of Impulse Grenades.

Gary3: *doesn't make it and falls*

Gary4: *finishes*

Round 6

Gary: *spends hours jumping from platforms and failing until finishes*

Round 7

Gary1: *falls into pit*

Gary2: *gets impaled*

Gary3: *flies past platform*

Gary4: *finishes* I'm doing better.

Round 8

Gary1: *misses platform*

Gary2: *misses jumpad*

Gary3: *misses door*

Gary4: *finishes*

Round 9

Gary: *cheats using Impulse* SCREW YOU DESIGNER!!!

Round 10

The Editor got very annoyed that there was more Fortnite and gave up adding extra parts for the montage. We'll just say that Gary took 15 attempts to finish the last one.

Later

Thundrr: Wow, even the editor hates Fortnite.

Sufi: Any more dares?

Melody: Just one, I dare Luke and Lucas to be fused together.

Luke and Ryuto: WHAT!!!

Skye: FYI, Ryuto used to be referred to as Lucas back in the day.

Gengar: How are we going to do this?

Jaden: I have a Fusion Chamber.

Book: Of course, Jaden and his gadgets.

Anna: I can't wait to see what's made.

Luke and Ryuto: *enters chamber*

Koharu: I hope Ryuto will be alright.

Thundrr: Turn it on.

Sufi: *pulls switch*

Yuuki: Wait, *reads label* why does it say Nuclear Fusion Chamber?

Jaden: Oh shiz. (Yes, I actually say this)

Luke and Ryuto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Franco: What's happening to my sons?

Book: What's the difference between Fusion and Nuclear Fusion?

Jaden: Nuclear Fusion turns two stable atoms into an unstable radioisotope. This is bad.

Nuclear Fusion Chamber: *explosion inside*

Jaden: Oh crud. *puts on hazmat suit and grabs large forceps and a containment container*

Gengar: What happened?

Jaden: *comes out of Chamber* Well, we got what Melody wanted. *holds up container to show a radioactive material*

Melody: Did they turn into a radioactive material?

Jaden: Yes.

Skye: This is bad.

Book: Are they dead?

Anna: If they are, I apologise for all the bad things I did to them. Especially hitting Luke in the nuts and putting a lot of frogs in Ryuto's bed.

Koharu: That was you?

Jaden: No time for arguments, I need to fix these two in the Nuclear Fission Chamber. Please leave truths or dares in the comments below and I will see you next time. Cheerio everyone. *runs off*

Everyone else: Bye.

QOTD: What Pokémon Mechanics do you want being brought back into Pokémon Sword and Shield?

Future Jaden: Personally, I really want Pokémon Events to at least have a story. I really hate the way that a person stands by himself in the Pokémon Centre and just gives you the Pokémon. That's just very lazy. I at least hope there is a slight story to this.

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