Chapter 41: Random Dares

Jaden: 'Allo governors, Jaden here. I know it has been a while but to be fair, I did have my birthday celebration last time and we were really tired afterwards. Also, someone decided to bring alcohol and spike everyone's drinks. I blame Gary because he reeks of it. But anyways, let's get started.

Thundrr: No lever this time, everyone was ready now.

Ash: What do we have today?

Yuuki: Well, ChloeDaPleb dares you to have to answer every question you get with the word "Waffles". If you refuse, you will either get slapped or tickled.

Ash: How specific.

Clemont: Hey Ash, what's your favourite breakfast food?

Ash: Easy, waffles.

Brock: What do you hate the most?

Ash: Well, it's definitely not waffles.

Serena: Who do you love the most?

Ash: Of course it's you, you also make the best waffles.

Gengar: I can clearly see he's beating the system here.

Book: Good on him, I hate it when people call him dumb.

Skye: Next dare is from CheriWrites who dares everyone to read Secret Prince by Azazel0886.

Koharu: Well, this is 71 chapters so we'll be here for a long time.

Anna: Time skip it.

6 hours later

Clemont: How far are you at?

Cilan: I'm only up to chapter 7.

May: What? I'm at chapter 5.

Barry: He heh, sucks to be you guys. I'm at chapter 12.

Paul: Way to go Barry, bragging all about your skills.

3 days later

Jaden: Ok, now we've finished and our verdict is that the story is great. Well, maybe not to Miette who gave an ok rating.

Miette: *to Calem* You gave a good rating?

Calem: What, it was a great story.

Anna: By the way, same person dares us to react to every time Ash has saved the world.

Gengar: Oh boy, I wonder how this will go.

Ryuto: Probably bad for some people. *coughs* Serena.

After watching every time Ash has saved the world including movies

Serena: HOW COULD YOU RISK YOUR LIFE FOR THOSE SITUATIONS???

Ash: I'm sorry, I had to. Waffles.

Book: At least he remembered that.

Melody: Ooh, this dare will be liked by everyone except a certain few.

Anna: What is it?

Melody: CareBear2324 dares Calem the Camel to die.

Calem: Hold on, how am I a camel?

Koharu: Like this. *shoots him with a ray gun*

Calem: *gets turned into a camel*

Jaden: Turn him back, I don't want to get another angry letter for animal cruelty.

Koharu: Fine. *turns him back*

Calem: That was horrible.

Thundrr: How's he going to die, get a bus dropped onto him?

Anna: No, that happened to him before Jaden's birthday when Gengar accidentally leaned on a crane switch which dropped a bus on him.

Gengar: I didn't mean to.

Skye: Hey, nobody complained. So be happy.

Gengar: Ok then.

Jaden: I know a perfect way of this to work.

Thundrr: How?

Jaden: Could you pull that lever for me Yuuki?

Yuuki: Ok. *pulls lever*

Calem: *hears something above and looks up* Huh? *gets crushed by 50 camels*

Book: Is he dead?

Koharu: *checks heart beat* Yup, he's dead.

Melody: Time to revive him yet again.

Later

Ryuto: My dare is the final one and it's for Ash, Alain and Brock to fight Captain Price, Sergeant Griggs, Lieutenant Gaz and Soap Mactavish from Cod4MW in a military battle with pellet guns.

Melody: This doesn't sound fair because it's a 3 v 4.

Jaden: Whoever wants to join, step forward.

Everyone except Paul: *takes a step back*

Thundrr: Paul has to do it.

Paul: Oh for crying out loud.

Ryuto: *hears a car park* Oh, dad's back.

Mr. Franco: I'm back with the boys.

Since this battle is one sided, here is a montage of the four guys losing

Cue March of the Toreadors

Ash: *gets subdued by Price*

Alain: *gets shot multiple times by Gaz*

Paul: *gets taken down by Griggs*

Brock: *gets shot in the eye by Soap*

Alain: *gets shot off a cliff by Price*

Paul: *gets kicked by Gaz*

Brock: *gets thrown by Griggs*

Ash: *gets knocked out by Soap*

Brock: *gets punched by Price*

Ash: *gets gunned down by Gaz*

Alain: *gets injured by Griggs*

Paul: *gets damaged by Soap*

Paul: *gets beaten by Price*

Brock: *gets disarmed by Gaz*

Ash: *gets choked by Griggs*

Alain: *gets tackled by Soap*

End of montage

Jaden: Ok, we're all done. Everyone can leave while those four go to the infirmary. *everyone leaves* Thank you reading, I hope you all enjoyed it. Please leave truths or dares in the comments below and I will see you next time. Cheerio everyone.

Anna, Book, Gengar, Koharu, Melody, Mr. Franco, Ryuto, Skye, Thundrr and Yuuki: Bye

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