Chapter 41: Random Dares
Jaden: 'Allo governors, Jaden here. I know it has been a while but to be fair, I did have my birthday celebration last time and we were really tired afterwards. Also, someone decided to bring alcohol and spike everyone's drinks. I blame Gary because he reeks of it. But anyways, let's get started.
Thundrr: No lever this time, everyone was ready now.
Ash: What do we have today?
Yuuki: Well, ChloeDaPleb dares you to have to answer every question you get with the word "Waffles". If you refuse, you will either get slapped or tickled.
Ash: How specific.
Clemont: Hey Ash, what's your favourite breakfast food?
Ash: Easy, waffles.
Brock: What do you hate the most?
Ash: Well, it's definitely not waffles.
Serena: Who do you love the most?
Ash: Of course it's you, you also make the best waffles.
Gengar: I can clearly see he's beating the system here.
Book: Good on him, I hate it when people call him dumb.
Skye: Next dare is from CheriWrites who dares everyone to read Secret Prince by Azazel0886.
Koharu: Well, this is 71 chapters so we'll be here for a long time.
Anna: Time skip it.
6 hours later
Clemont: How far are you at?
Cilan: I'm only up to chapter 7.
May: What? I'm at chapter 5.
Barry: He heh, sucks to be you guys. I'm at chapter 12.
Paul: Way to go Barry, bragging all about your skills.
3 days later
Jaden: Ok, now we've finished and our verdict is that the story is great. Well, maybe not to Miette who gave an ok rating.
Miette: *to Calem* You gave a good rating?
Calem: What, it was a great story.
Anna: By the way, same person dares us to react to every time Ash has saved the world.
Gengar: Oh boy, I wonder how this will go.
Ryuto: Probably bad for some people. *coughs* Serena.
After watching every time Ash has saved the world including movies
Serena: HOW COULD YOU RISK YOUR LIFE FOR THOSE SITUATIONS???
Ash: I'm sorry, I had to. Waffles.
Book: At least he remembered that.
Melody: Ooh, this dare will be liked by everyone except a certain few.
Anna: What is it?
Melody: CareBear2324 dares Calem the Camel to die.
Calem: Hold on, how am I a camel?
Koharu: Like this. *shoots him with a ray gun*
Calem: *gets turned into a camel*
Jaden: Turn him back, I don't want to get another angry letter for animal cruelty.
Koharu: Fine. *turns him back*
Calem: That was horrible.
Thundrr: How's he going to die, get a bus dropped onto him?
Anna: No, that happened to him before Jaden's birthday when Gengar accidentally leaned on a crane switch which dropped a bus on him.
Gengar: I didn't mean to.
Skye: Hey, nobody complained. So be happy.
Gengar: Ok then.
Jaden: I know a perfect way of this to work.
Thundrr: How?
Jaden: Could you pull that lever for me Yuuki?
Yuuki: Ok. *pulls lever*
Calem: *hears something above and looks up* Huh? *gets crushed by 50 camels*
Book: Is he dead?
Koharu: *checks heart beat* Yup, he's dead.
Melody: Time to revive him yet again.
Later
Ryuto: My dare is the final one and it's for Ash, Alain and Brock to fight Captain Price, Sergeant Griggs, Lieutenant Gaz and Soap Mactavish from Cod4MW in a military battle with pellet guns.
Melody: This doesn't sound fair because it's a 3 v 4.
Jaden: Whoever wants to join, step forward.
Everyone except Paul: *takes a step back*
Thundrr: Paul has to do it.
Paul: Oh for crying out loud.
Ryuto: *hears a car park* Oh, dad's back.
Mr. Franco: I'm back with the boys.
Since this battle is one sided, here is a montage of the four guys losing
Cue March of the Toreadors
Ash: *gets subdued by Price*
Alain: *gets shot multiple times by Gaz*
Paul: *gets taken down by Griggs*
Brock: *gets shot in the eye by Soap*
Alain: *gets shot off a cliff by Price*
Paul: *gets kicked by Gaz*
Brock: *gets thrown by Griggs*
Ash: *gets knocked out by Soap*
Brock: *gets punched by Price*
Ash: *gets gunned down by Gaz*
Alain: *gets injured by Griggs*
Paul: *gets damaged by Soap*
Paul: *gets beaten by Price*
Brock: *gets disarmed by Gaz*
Ash: *gets choked by Griggs*
Alain: *gets tackled by Soap*
End of montage
Jaden: Ok, we're all done. Everyone can leave while those four go to the infirmary. *everyone leaves* Thank you reading, I hope you all enjoyed it. Please leave truths or dares in the comments below and I will see you next time. Cheerio everyone.
Anna, Book, Gengar, Koharu, Melody, Mr. Franco, Ryuto, Skye, Thundrr and Yuuki: Bye
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