Chapter 36: Yandere on the Loose
Jaden: 'Allo governors, Jaden here. If you remember my message from last time, I am feeling a bit better now. Now, I don't have that many dares so this chapter might be a short one. But with that being said, let's get started.
Thundrr: *pulls lever and everyone falls*
Ash: You feeling okay today?
Jaden: Sure am.
Random reader: I have made it in.
Twilight: Wait, how did you get in here?
Book: Yeah, Phoenix was protecting the fourth wall.
Random reader: Well he couldn't stop me.
Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION!!!
Random reader: Uh oh.
Phoenix Wright: You're coming with me. *drags reader away*
Lucas: What is going on back there?
Near the fourth wall
Phoenix Wright: Your honour, the one who actually committed the crime is MysticShipper. That person commented a dare for the fourth wall to be broken.
Judge: Then I conclude the defendant to be NOT GUILTY.
Maya: WE DID IT!!!
Back to the main stuff
Melody: Anyways, Luke is on holiday right now so we have Lucas' girlfriend Koharu.
Jaden: Wait, I thought Lucas didn't have a girlfriend.
Lucas: This is getting pretty confusing.
Gengar: Just start with the introduction and then go onto the dares.
Koharu: Hi everyone.
Yuuki: What is the first dare going to be?
Anna: Eeveegamer1234567 dares everyone to meet Sun and Moon.
Book: You guys can come in now.
Sun (default male character): Hello there.
Moon (default female character): It's a pleasure to meet everyone.
After the meeting
Thundrr: What's next?
Lucas: I dare Jaden to react to Sword Art Online and the abridged version.
Jaden: I've never watched it so I might be in for a surprise.
Later
Jaden: WHAT THE HELL??? THIS MAKES NO SENSE!!!
Anna: I guess he doesn't like it?
Thundrr: Probably.
Jaden: THE LOGIC IN THIS MAKES NO SENSE!!!
Gengar: He definitely hates it.
Afterwards
Jaden: Now I understand why so many people say it's one of the worst anime.
Yuuki: What anime do you like?
Jaden: Pokémon, Yugioh, Berserk, Fist of the North Star, Fairy Tail, Dragon Ball, High School DxD, Ace Attorney and Prince of Tennis.
Yuuki: Oh ok.
Twilight: Now my dares, I dare everyone to switch personality with their partners. Co-hosts can if they want to.
Jaden: Luckily, I built a machine that switches the personality of the other person.
Gengar: Time to begin the process.
Thundrr: Turning on.
Machine: *starts turning on*
Mr. Franco: It's working.
Machine: *starts sparking*
Latias: What's going on?
Anna: I have no idea.
Machine: *looks like it's malfunctioning*
Gengar: Uh oh.
Lucas: I think we need to run.
Koharu: I think we definitely need to run.
Machine: *explodes*
We are experiencing some difficulty
Clemont: *fixes things* We're back.
Jaden: Due to some circumstances, this dare will not happen.
Ash: Thank god, I don't want to see Iris acting upper class and saying random things.
Iris: HEY!!!
Gary: Or Max to be super hyperactive and wanting to ship everything.
Max: HEY!!!
Twilight: Next dare is for every couple to be given an egg.
Koharu: I just came back from the supermarket and I've got tons of eggs.
Jaden: Um, why do they need to be given eggs?
Twilight: To see if they can take care of them.
Gary: Whoops. *drops egg and it breaks*
Brock, Cilan and Clemont: *uses eggs to make an omelette*
Twilight: Nevermind.
Lucas: Well that was pointless.
Twilight: I do have a truth, is Serena a Yandere?
Serena: No I'm not. I don't get why so many fanfiction writers like to make we Yandere, I hate it.
Ash: I love the way Serena is, she is perfect the way she is.
Calem: Maybe she's Yandere for me.
Thundrr: SHUT UP CALEM!!!
Calem: Ok.
Miette: She's clearly Yandere, she gets so jealous when I talk with him.
Serena: That was before we both started dating. For your information, Ash and I are married.
Twilight: THEN LET'S MAKE SERENA YANDERE BECAUSE THAT'S MY NEXT DARE!!!
Jaden: Absolutely not.
Twilight: Why?
Jaden: I will not turn a sweet person like Serena into a Yandere.
Koharu: Then we skip this dare?
Jaden: Actually, I did make a clone with Yandere genetics of Serena so that works.
Thundrr: *with a phone by his ear* Are you serious? Ok, I'll tell him. *hangs up* Jaden, it seems that the Yandere Serena has escaped.
Anna: That does not sound good.
Lucas: Wait, I hear something.
Yandere Serena: I WILL KILL ALL THE GIRLS WHO GOES NEAR MY ASHY!!!
Ash: *looks around to see that all the girls are at a 5 metre proximity to him* Well, shiz.
Yandere Serena: YOU WILL ALL DIE FOR GOING NEAR MY SENPAI!!!
Lucas: Grab the weapons. *picks up katana*
Melody: *picks up a battle axe*
Mr. Franco: *picks up guns*
Latias: *turns into Latias*
Gengar: *readies Gengar powers*
Yuuki: *prepares magic*
Anna: Well, since I still have the chip in my hand, I guess I'll just do this. *puts on armour and arms with sword*
Book: *grabs a staff*
Thundrr: *forms electricity in hands*
Twilight: *picks up a hammer*
Jaden: *grabs a Paddle Saw, Electric Crusher, Reaper, Ice Sword, Blambow, Holey Terror, Ion Cannon and Flaming Helmet from the Dead Rising Series* We'll be back soon. Cheerio everyone.
Yandere: STAY AWAY FROM MY SENPAI!!!
Cuts off
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