Chapter 36: Yandere on the Loose

Jaden: 'Allo governors, Jaden here. If you remember my message from last time, I am feeling a bit better now. Now, I don't have that many dares so this chapter might be a short one. But with that being said, let's get started.

Thundrr: *pulls lever and everyone falls*

Ash: You feeling okay today?

Jaden: Sure am.

Random reader: I have made it in.

Twilight: Wait, how did you get in here?

Book: Yeah, Phoenix was protecting the fourth wall.

Random reader: Well he couldn't stop me.

Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION!!!

Random reader: Uh oh.

Phoenix Wright: You're coming with me. *drags reader away*

Lucas: What is going on back there?

Near the fourth wall

Phoenix Wright: Your honour, the one who actually committed the crime is MysticShipper. That person commented a dare for the fourth wall to be broken.

Judge: Then I conclude the defendant to be NOT GUILTY.

Maya: WE DID IT!!!

Back to the main stuff

Melody: Anyways, Luke is on holiday right now so we have Lucas' girlfriend Koharu.

Jaden: Wait, I thought Lucas didn't have a girlfriend.

Lucas: This is getting pretty confusing.

Gengar: Just start with the introduction and then go onto the dares.

Koharu: Hi everyone.

Yuuki: What is the first dare going to be?

Anna: Eeveegamer1234567 dares everyone to meet Sun and Moon.

Book: You guys can come in now.

Sun (default male character): Hello there.

Moon (default female character): It's a pleasure to meet everyone.

After the meeting

Thundrr: What's next?

Lucas: I dare Jaden to react to Sword Art Online and the abridged version.

Jaden: I've never watched it so I might be in for a surprise.

Later

Jaden: WHAT THE HELL??? THIS MAKES NO SENSE!!!

Anna: I guess he doesn't like it?

Thundrr: Probably.

Jaden: THE LOGIC IN THIS MAKES NO SENSE!!!

Gengar: He definitely hates it.

Afterwards

Jaden: Now I understand why so many people say it's one of the worst anime.

Yuuki: What anime do you like?

Jaden: Pokémon, Yugioh, Berserk, Fist of the North Star, Fairy Tail, Dragon Ball, High School DxD, Ace Attorney and Prince of Tennis.

Yuuki: Oh ok.

Twilight: Now my dares, I dare everyone to switch personality with their partners. Co-hosts can if they want to.

Jaden: Luckily, I built a machine that switches the personality of the other person.

Gengar: Time to begin the process.

Thundrr: Turning on.

Machine: *starts turning on*

Mr. Franco: It's working.

Machine: *starts sparking*

Latias: What's going on?

Anna: I have no idea.

Machine: *looks like it's malfunctioning*

Gengar: Uh oh.

Lucas: I think we need to run.

Koharu: I think we definitely need to run.

Machine: *explodes*

We are experiencing some difficulty

Clemont: *fixes things* We're back.

Jaden: Due to some circumstances, this dare will not happen.

Ash: Thank god, I don't want to see Iris acting upper class and saying random things.

Iris: HEY!!!

Gary: Or Max to be super hyperactive and wanting to ship everything.

Max: HEY!!!

Twilight: Next dare is for every couple to be given an egg.

Koharu: I just came back from the supermarket and I've got tons of eggs.

Jaden: Um, why do they need to be given eggs?

Twilight: To see if they can take care of them.

Gary: Whoops. *drops egg and it breaks*

Brock, Cilan and Clemont: *uses eggs to make an omelette*

Twilight: Nevermind.

Lucas: Well that was pointless.

Twilight: I do have a truth, is Serena a Yandere?

Serena: No I'm not. I don't get why so many fanfiction writers like to make we Yandere, I hate it.

Ash: I love the way Serena is, she is perfect the way she is.

Calem: Maybe she's Yandere for me.

Thundrr: SHUT UP CALEM!!!

Calem: Ok.

Miette: She's clearly Yandere, she gets so jealous when I talk with him.

Serena: That was before we both started dating. For your information, Ash and I are married.

Twilight: THEN LET'S MAKE SERENA YANDERE BECAUSE THAT'S MY NEXT DARE!!!

Jaden: Absolutely not.

Twilight: Why?

Jaden: I will not turn a sweet person like Serena into a Yandere.

Koharu: Then we skip this dare?

Jaden: Actually, I did make a clone with Yandere genetics of Serena so that works.

Thundrr: *with a phone by his ear* Are you serious? Ok, I'll tell him. *hangs up* Jaden, it seems that the Yandere Serena has escaped.

Anna: That does not sound good.

Lucas: Wait, I hear something.

Yandere Serena: I WILL KILL ALL THE GIRLS WHO GOES NEAR MY ASHY!!!

Ash: *looks around to see that all the girls are at a 5 metre proximity to him* Well, shiz.

Yandere Serena: YOU WILL ALL DIE FOR GOING NEAR MY SENPAI!!!

Lucas: Grab the weapons. *picks up katana*

Melody: *picks up a battle axe*

Mr. Franco: *picks up guns*

Latias: *turns into Latias*

Gengar: *readies Gengar powers*

Yuuki: *prepares magic*

Anna: Well, since I still have the chip in my hand, I guess I'll just do this. *puts on armour and arms with sword*

Book: *grabs a staff*

Thundrr: *forms electricity in hands*

Twilight: *picks up a hammer*

Jaden: *grabs a Paddle Saw, Electric Crusher, Reaper, Ice Sword, Blambow, Holey Terror, Ion Cannon and Flaming Helmet from the Dead Rising Series* We'll be back soon. Cheerio everyone.

Yandere: STAY AWAY FROM MY SENPAI!!!

Cuts off

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