Chapter 35: The most amounts of dares I've been given
Anna: Hang on, are we missing people?
Lucas: It seems so.
Ash: Who are we missing?
Gengar: Looks like Thundrr, Twilight, Jaden and Luke are missing.
Melody: Actually, Luke just went to pick Paul up.
Luke: I'm back.
Yuuki: Anyways, hi, I'm Yuuki. You probably had known me as IshiahMaeTorres.
Book: Are we going to start the dares yet?
Mr. Franco: We can't, Jaden isn't back.
Participants: HUZZAH!!!
Jaden: *covered in blood* I'm back.
Participants: Aw.
Lucas: Why are you covered in blood?
Jaden: Let's say I had a run in with a zombie apocalypse and had to improvise.
Latias: Is that true?
Jaden: It's on my camera. *pulls out NIKON D100 camera*
Anna: And when you say improvise, do you mean the fact that you're carrying a kayak paddle with chainsaws attached to its ends?
Jaden: There were other things, I'll just get cleaned up first. (If anyone guessed the reference I made at this time, you're awesome)
Later
Jaden: Now we can start.
Book: Wait, where's Thundrr and Twilight?
Jaden: Oh bollocks, they must be here. *pulls lever*
Thundrr and Twilight: *falls through ceiling tied to chairs* GET US OUT OF THIS!!!
Lucas: Why are they tied to chairs?
Jaden: Let's say that MysticShipper dared them to be tied to chairs.
Luke: Why?
Jaden: She also dared for the fourth wall to shatter for 2 chapters and wanted to keep these two from defending us from readers.
Melody: Wait, if the fourth wall has shattered, then why aren't there any readers coming in?
Jaden: I've got it covered.
Where the fourth wall is
Readers: WE CAN COME IN!!!
Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION!!!
Readers: Uh oh.
Phoenix Wright: *in Turnabout Mode* You will now have a taste of what the law is like. TAKE THAT!!! *points at them, firing a giant ghost pointing hand*
Readers: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets sent back*
Back to the show
Jaden: Let's see what dares we have.
Thundrr: Can we still do my one?
Participants: NO!!!
Thundrr: Ok. (For those of you who don't know, his dare was to make everyone have no emotions. This would've been hard to write, I'm sorry for not doing this Thundrr)
Anna: We've got a lot of dares from Akaijo, first one is for Ash to twin with one of his female companions for the rest of the day.
Ash: I'LL DO IT WITH SERENA!!!
Mr. Franco: Are we going to use the machine?
Jaden: No, or else they'll become an abomination. Just where this giant shirt together and become conjoined twins. *gives them a giant shirt*
Latias: Next dare is for Gary to hug Ash.
Gary: *hugs Ash*
Book: May and Korrina arm wrestle. That's a weird competition.
May and Korrina: *arm wrestles*
Korrina: *slams May's arm* I WIN!!!
May: No fair, you're more athletic.
Gengar: Paul to where a Lolita Dress.
Paul: *in a Lolita Dress* This is ridiculous.
Luke: Cilan vs Brock cooking competition.
Cilan: I made a delicious Chicken Kiev dish with garlic butter, creamy mashed potatoes and green beans.
Brock: And I made some Beer Battered Fish and Chips with a side of Minty Mushy peas.
Jaden: Gosh, I like them both. Comment down who wins everyone.
Lucas: Now Ash and Gary has to see who can eat the dishes the quickest.
Later
Gary: *struggling to shovel food down*
Ash: I'm done.
Gary: HOW ARE YOU ALREADY FINISHED???
Mr. Franco: My watch says that only 2 minutes have gone.
Twilight: Same.
Jaden: Last dare is for me to wear a Torchic costume for 2 chapters. *groan* Blaziken is a good Pokémon but I don't like Torchic. I'm a Mudkip fan.
Thundrr: Time to put it on. *gives him the costume*
Jaden: *puts it on* I hate this so much.
Twilight: My dare, everyone except Thundrr and I have to eat the world's hottest chilli pepper while we watch and have smoothies.
Barry: AWESOME, I love spicy food.
Luke: Steve, we might need help when everyone dies.
Steve: Ok, and I'll bring Pete with me.
Everyone except Thundrr, Twilight and Barry: *eats chilli and dies*
Barry: *eats chilli* Delicious.
Thundrr: Sometimes I wonder how he can even stand that strength.
Steve and Pete: *takes everyone to the infirmary*
After everyone has been revived
Yuuki: Time for my dare, everyone including co-hosts has to play Mobile Legends and there will be punishments. Boys will have to dress up as a Sailor Guardian while the girls has to get killed by their crushes sailor guardian powers.
Thundrr: Wait just a minute, what if you crush/spouse didn't lose?
Yuuki: Then get killed by anyone who has a power.
Jaden: Ok, I've set up the stations so time to start playing.
After hours of playing Mobile Legends
Losers: Misty, Gary, Max, Paul, Ursula, Drew, Book, Ash, Clemont, Korrina and Mairin.
Jaden: Time for the boys to dress up.
Male Losers: *in Sailor Guardian outfits*
Female Losers: *gets killed by them*
Thundrr: We'll be right back.
Later
Lucas: Ok, my dare. I dare the participants except my siblings and I to sing the Ducktales theme song.
Anna: What the hell is Ducktales?
Book: An old Disney series that is being rebooted right now.
Anna: Ok.
Mr. Franco: Everybody sing.
Participants: (I do not own the song) Life is like a hurricane here in, Duck-burg. Race cars, lasers aeroplanes it's a, Duck-blur. Might solve a mystery, or rewrite hist'ry!
Duck Tales! Oo woo oo
Every day they're out there making
Duck Tales! oo woo oo
Tales of daring do bad and good luck tales! whooh ooh
When it seems they're heading for the final curtain
Cool deduction never fails that's for certain
The worst of messes become successes
Duck Tales! whooh ooh
Every day they're out there making
Duck Tales! whooh ooh
Tales of daring do bad and good luck tales! whooh ooh
D - D - D - Danger! Watch behind you!
There's a stranger, out to find you!
What to do? Just grab on to some Duck Tales
Duck Tales! oo woo oo
Every day they're out there making
Duck Tales! oo woo oo
Tales of daring do bad and good luck tales! oo woo oo
D - D - D - Danger! Watch behind you!
There's a stranger, out to find you!
What to do? Just grab on to some
Duck Tales! oo woo oo
Every day they're out there making
Duck Tales! oo woo oo
Tales of daring do bad and good luck tales! whooh ooh
Everyday they're out there making
Duck Tales! oo woo oo
Tales of daring do bad and good luck tales! oo woo oo
Not pony tales or cotton tales, no
Duck Tales! oo woo oo
Anna: My dare, first I want every participant except Alolan people to Mantine Surf, whoever wins gets a tier 1 cake made by Serena. The bottom two have to French kiss no matter what.
On the waves
Ash: WOOHOO!!!
Clemont: GET ME OFF!!!
Bonnie: THIS IS FUN!!!
Barry: DAMMIT, A SHARPEDO HIT ME!!!
Gary: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *falls off*
Misty: *does amazing tricks and flips*
Korrina: *easily surfing*
Alain, Trip and Paul: *getting competitive with each other*
Calem: I can't do this.
After the surf
Gengar: Scores are in, let's see the results.
Scoreboard
1st- Korrina: 250,000
2nd- Ash: 235,000
3rd- Alain: 230,250
4th- Misty: 230,000
5th- Red: 220,000
6th- Barry: 200,000
7th- Paul: 190,500
8th- Iris: 190,250
9th- Serena: 190,000
10th- Drew: 170,850
11th- Dawn: 170,000
12th- Max: 165,000
13th- May: 162,000
14th- Bonnie: 160,000
15th- Trip: 158,000
16th- Brock: 155,000
17th- Mairin: 150,000
18th- Leaf: 149,000
19th- Ursula: 137,000
20th- Cilan: 108,000
21st- Clemont: 93,000
22nd- Miette: 74,500
23rd- Calem: 73,250
24th- Gary: 16,287
Luke: I guess Gary and Calem have to kiss.
Gary: Uh, *gags* I think I'm gonna be sick.
Calem: Here goes. *approaches Gary with eyes closed*
Thundrr: *signals Gary*
Gary: *swiftly grabs Miette and pushes her in front of him*
Miette: Eep.
Calem: *French kisses Miette without realising*
Anna: Wait, what the?
Calem: *opens his eyes and starts blushing* GAH!!!
Miette: *whilst blushing* Uuuuuhhhh.
Anna: That wasn't supposed to-
Korrina: Can I have my cake now?
Jaden: Sure, here it is.
Serena: *brings out cake* I specifically made them rollerblade themed for you.
Korrina: Awesome, I'm going to share this cake with Clemont and Bonnie.
Bonnie: I guess we kind of win.
Clemont: In a way, yes.
Anna: *sigh* My next dare is for all of us to watch a Hamilton play.
Lucas: By the way, Jaden made this voice cancelling mask so you won't be able to sing.
Anna: Oh, I guess you don't have to hold me back then. *puts on mask*
After the play
Gengar: My dare is for every participant to have a battle, however, there is a twist. Kanto people battle Hoenn people, Sinnoh people battle Unova people and Kalos people battle Alolan people.
Lucas: Also, Acerola is coming to help in the dare.
Acerola: Hi.
Gengar: One more thing, if you can't battle anyone from the right region, just battle one of the co-hosts except Thundrr cause he's way too powerful.
Pairings
· Ash vs Max
· Gary vs Drew
· Misty vs May
· Dawn vs Trip
· Barry vs Iris
· Paul vs Cilan
· Alain vs Kiawe
· Mairin vs Mallow
· Miette vs Lana
· Sophocles vs Clemont
· Bonnie vs Lillie
· Serena vs Acerola
· Brock vs Gengar
· Korrina vs Anna
· Calem vs Luke
· Red vs Lucas
· Leaf vs Yuuki
· Ursula vs Twilight
Later
Jaden: Man, that was a lot of battling.
Lucas: It seems that Mysticshipper has dared everyone to go on dates.
Mr. Franco: See you round, I'll be taking your mother out. *leaves*
Lucas, Luke and Melody: Bye dad.
Melody: Better call my boyfriend. *rings phone*
Anna: I wonder if Nick will be here.
Nick: *nervously* Hi Anna.
Anna: Oh, hi Nick. Want to hang out?
Nick: Uh, sure. *leaves with her*
Gengar: I wish that I could be with Mairin.
Lucas: Better call my girlfriend.
Lillie: I better go see Rebal.
Participants who are married or are dating: Goodbye.
Book: We'll be right back in just a moment.
After the dates
Twilight: Oh god, a dare from Shiro_Shiota. *reads it* I AM NOT DOING THAT!!!
Lucas: *reads dare* Kiss Paul, Ash and Calem to see their reactions.
Twilight: I had to lose a bet. *kisses the three*
Paul: Yuck.
Ash: I still love Serena, that won't change.
Calem: WHY AM I KISSING SO MUCH!!!
Book: That was two times you idiot.
Jaden: Spin the bottle dare will be tossed away. *tosses dare into bin.
Luke: Meet our Chibi selves. That's interesting.
Chibi versions of co-hosts and Jaden: Hi.
Latias: Aw, they're cute.
Jaden: Well, I guess we're done, everyone can leave now. *everyone leaves* Thank you-
Anna: Wait, what about my dare? I want you to get rid of that chip in my hand.
Jaden: Firstly, no. And secondly, if I were to remove the chip, you wouldn't be able to use that arm anymore.
Anna: Oh come on, you put it on my dominant hand.
Jaden: Anyways, thank you for reading, I hope you all enjoyed it. Please leave truths or dares in the comments down below and I'll see you next time. Cheerio everyone.
Anna, Book, Gengar,Latias, Lucas, Luke, Melody, Mr. Franco, Thundrr, Twilight and Yuuki: Bye.
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