Chapter 2: Using Science
Jaden: Hello and welcome back to Truth or Dare and I finally got a dare in the comments. Right now, I'm setting up for the dare so it might take a while.
3 hours later
Jaden: Okay, I'm done. Now all we need to do is wake everyone up. Right now, they're all sleeping upstairs so all I have to do is pull the lever and they will fall in front of me. *pulls lever*
After a few minutes, everyone starts falling in front of Jaden and gets hurt except for Ash and Serena whom are wearing Portal long-fall boots.
Jaden: Did anyone read the pamphlet I left there about the waking up system besides Ash and Serena?
Everyone but Ash and Serena: No.
Jaden: Well in the pamphlet, I stated that I will wake you up by pushing you into slides and making you fall through the hole up there. I also said to wear long-fall boots before going to bed or else you will get hurt.
Ash: Good thing Serena picked it up or else we wouldn't be saved. I'm glad she's my girlfriend.
Serena: *while blushing* Thank you Ashy.
Jaden: Anyways, the dare I got was to make Gary not a pervert anymore.
Everyone but Gary and Paul: YAY!!!!
Paul: Whatever.
Gary: *sadly* For how long exactly?
Jaden: I was informed to do it for the whole book.
Gary: WHAT!!!!!
Everyone else but Paul: YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Gary: That's it, I'm leaving. *runs off*
Jaden: Oh no you don't. *grabs Gary using a Gravity Gun*
Gary: AAHH PUT ME DOWN!!!!
Jaden: Now all I need to do is-*presses wrong button and Gary flies off* oops.
Gary flies into the air and lands into the wall killing him.
Everyone but Paul: YOU KILLED GARY!!!!
Jaden: *presses on an intercom* Steve, can you get a clone pod for Gary.
Steve: *on intercom* Righty-o sir.
Steve then comes in a few minutes later with a telephone booth sized capsule with Gary in it.
Jaden: I'll just extract Gary's soul and put it in the clone pod.
Gary then comes back to life.
Gary: Ugh, what happened?
Jaden: I accidentally killed you now time to get rid of your pervert side.
Jaden puts Gary into a personality extraction machine and starts extracting the perviness in Gary.
Max: Do you mind telling us how you were able to bring Gary back to life.
Jaden: After knocking all of you guys out and taking you to my place, I took DNA off of every one of you and made stabilised clone bodies for you in case you die.
Clemont: Amazing, this type of science is very advanced and high tech.
Jaden: Thank you very much.
Misty: Quick question, how long will the extraction take?
Jaden: Due to how much of a pervert he is, it will take 7 hours. In the meantime, let's just kill time.
A few minutes later
Iris: Got any threes Jaden?
Jaden: Go fish.
Barry: Got any threes Iris?
Iris: *groans and gives Barry a three*
An hour later
Paul: STOP CAMPING!!!!
Cilan: This game gives me a bitter taste with all the screaming.
Dawn: Nobody wants to hear it Cilan.
2 hours later
Jaden: Gosh, already filled up 10KLs.
Ash: That explains why Gary is a pervert 24/7.
Almost 4 hour later
Jaden: Extraction is almost complete.
Everyone else: *starts crowding near the machine*
Gary: *comes out of the extraction machine* Ugh, my head.
Ash: So Gary, how do you feel?
Gary: Normal.
Drew: Hey Gary, would you like to read this magazine? *holds up Playboy magazine*
Gary: Why would I want to read a Playboy?
May: Hey Gary, what do you think Misty will look like in a bikini?
Misty: HEY!!
Gary: Misty in a bikini? Why would I picture that?
Jaden: Okay, Gary is no longer a pervert.
Everyone else except Gary and Paul: YAY!!
Paul: Finally.
Jaden: All right, time to take a break now *everyone leaves*. Thank you for reading, I hope you enjoyed this and comment some dares or truths please. I can't wait to see what you guys want. Cheerio everyone.
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