Chapter 17: So Many Dare
Jaden: 'Allo governors and welcome back to Truth or Dare. I've been attending the Truth or Dare made by AmourBlueChan and I sure had fun using my machines. Without further or do, let's get started. Hit the lever Thundrr.
Thundrr: *pulls lever and everyone falls down*
Ash: What's up?
Yuya: Our first dare is from Lucas and it's for Leaf to eat a cake.
Leaf: Yay, I love cake.
Thundrr: The cake will be done soon.
Stampy: The cake is done.
Leaf: Awesome, *proceeds to eat the cake but tastes something weird* what is up with this flavour? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, MY MOUTH IS BURNING AND IT'S SUPER SOUR. AND I LIKE THE TASTE OF FRESH AVOCADO.
Jaden: Stampy, what sour ingredients did you put in that cake? I know that there's the usual things and some Carolina Reapers and Fresh Avocado.
Stampy: Well, I put in many things like crushed warheads, lemons, limes, crushed toxic wastes, crushed British sour sweets, sour Skittles and Malic Acid.
Nayhji: How much acid did you put in there?
Stampy: Just a small pinch, I don't want anyone to get throat burns.
Yuya: *while eating the cake* I don't know what her problem is, this cake is amazing.
Stampy: I'm surprised someone liked that cake.
Jaden: Anyways, moving on to the next dare.
Ash: Why is there a machine near the fourth wall?
Thundrr: The next dare requires the quick fixing machine since it will break a ton.
Nayhji: The next dare from JonathenYoungs is for Paul and Trip to fight Deadpool and Pinkie Pie.
Serena: But Trip isn't even here.
Trip: I thought I'd never be in this show again but now I'm permanent.
Yuya: Anyways, let the battle begin.
A few minutes later
Thundrr: That machine wasn't necessary since Deadpool just killed the two already.
Jaden: But now, I get to test my machine to turn people into Pokémon. And Ash is my first test subject.
Ash: Awesome, I want to be a Pokémon again.
Thundrr: Time to start. *activates machine*
Ash: *turns into Sky Forme Shaymin* Awesome, I- *gets blasted by Arceus using Ice Type Judgement*
Serena: ASH!!!
Yuya: Sorry, MrChingz dared for him to do that.
Ash: I'm back.
Jaden: Our next dare is from H2ODeliriousFan and it's for Serena to kiss Lysandre in the lips.
Serena: Not on my life.
Jaden: If you refuse, then you will still have to kiss him and join Team Flare. Weird punishment don't you think?
Serena: Ok. *Lysandre appears and kisses Serena*
Thundrr: And from JonathenYoungs, Ash and his wife must fight Pit and Viridi.
Amour: *groan*
After the fight
Nayhji: From the same person, Gary has to fight a fusion of Goku and Superman
Gokuman: Time to take you down puny human. *charges at Gary*
Gary: *throws a Pokeball and a Shiny Gigalith appears and sits on Gokuman*
Gokuman: *dead*
Jaden: Oh my goodness, how does Gary have a Shiny Gigalith?
Yuya: What makes a Shiny Gigalith kill Superman?
Jaden: When a Gigalith absorbs light, it's crystals appear red when really, they are orange. Since Shiny ones are turquoise, they are actually green which is kryptonite.
Thundrr: Check it out on Youtube, 5 Pokémon that can beat Superman.
Nayhji: Time for the fun part, Paul, Drew and Gary has to do Team Rocket's motto.
Drew: I go dibs on James.
Gary: Why do you get to be James?
Drew: He and I can both make roses magically appear.
Jaden: He has a point.
Thundrr: Time to start.
Gary: Prepare for trouble.
Drew: And make it double.
Gary: To protect the world from devastation.
Drew: To unite all people within our nation.
Gary: To denounce the evils of truth and love.
Drew: To extend our reach to the stars above.
Gary: Jessie.
Drew: James.
Gary: Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light.
Drew: Surrender now or prepare to fight.
Paul: Meowth that's right.
Yuya: Time for my favourite dare, from me, I dare Serena to kill Calem the Camel with her hands.
Serena: I can't do that.
Calem: Hey there foxy lady. *pinches her posterior*
Serena: *rage mode* DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME LIKE THAT!!! *beats the heck out of Calem*
Calem: *dead*
Nayhji: Anyways, from Lucas, he dares Ash to play the scariest game of all time.
Ash: How scary can it be?
A few hours later
Jaden: I wonder how Ash is doing, *walks into game room* oh my, there is a pair of his underwear on the floor and it's yellow.
Thundrr: He is now in the corner, time for therapy.
After therapy
Yuya: Now, from LanderChadPagalanan, all Trial Captains must play Pocket Town.
Thundrr: Here are the phones.
Lana, Mallow, Kiawe and Sophocles: *playing Pocket Town*
Jaden: I think I'll end it off here, time to take a break guys. *everyone leaves* Thank you for reading this, I hope you all enjoyed it. Please leave Truths or Dares in the comments below and no more fight dares, I'm going to cry. And with that being said, I will see you all next time. Cheerio everyone.
Nayhji, Stampy, Thundrr and Yuya: Bye.
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