Jaden: 'Allo governors, I'm back for Truth or Dare.

Yuya: What? I thought you were on holidays.

Jaden: My flight got cancelled so I had a short holiday so now I'm back.

Thundrr: Whelp, time to wake everyone up. *pulls lever and everyone comes down from the ceiling*

Ash: Jaden, you're back.

Jaden: Yes I am and time to start the dares. *pulls out a piece of paper* You've got to be kidding me.

Participants: What is it?

Thundrr: It appears someone wants Ash to be a pervert.

Yuya: Yes, the perv force grows.

Jaden: No it doesn't.

Yuya: Why not?

Jaden: Because Ash just set it on fire.

Yuya: WWWHHHHHHYYYYYYY???

Thundrr: Anyways, a dare that I like is from JohnathenYoungs. It's for Ash to fight Chuggaaconroy in a Pokémon battle.

Ash: Awesome, a battle.

Jaden: And here he is.

Chuggaaconroy: Hey everybody it's Chuggaaconroy here.

Thundrr: Let the 1 on 1 battle begin.

Chuggaaconroy: Go Bulbapedia (his Venusaur in Firered let's play)

Ash: Greninja, I choose you.

A few hours later

Both Pokémon: *fainted*

Thundrr: Whelp, I guess there is no winner.

Jaden: So the next dare from the same person is for every guy to give his girlfriend a wedgie.

The girls: WHY???

Jaden: Technically they aren't their girlfriends anymore, they are actually their wives.

The girls: Phew.

Yuya: Still counts.

The girls: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Thundrr: Sorry.

Guys: *gives wedgies to their wives*

Girls: OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Ash: Just to let you know, I am very sorry.

Clemont: Same here.

Barry, Max and Alain: Us too.

Thundrr: Our next dare from the same guy is for Ash to do a DNA test with a help of Nurse Joys to find out who his father is.

Jaden: We won't need the Nurse Joys for this. Ash can just spit in this test tube and I'll do this myself. *gives Ash a test tube*

Ash: *spits in test tube*

Yuya: We'll be back in a moment.

7 hours later

Jaden: I'm back with the results.

Ash: So who's my father?

Jaden: I couldn't find any father, only grandparents and great grandparents.

Ash: Oh.

Thundrr: But he did find out that you are part Korean.

Yuya: Does he really need to know that?

Thundrr: I just wanted to surprise him.

Jaden: Anyways, our next dare form the same guy is *reads paper* jee wiz.

Participants: What?

Thundrr: It appears that Ash has to duel Jaden Yuki.

Serena: How can we tell if it's Jaden and the other guy?

Jaden52001: I fixed it already.

Clemont: What happened to your name? *fourth wall breaks*

Jaden52001: Ok firstly, you broke the fourth wall and secondly, I use the power of editing.

Readers: We're in.

Yuya: Oh no you don't. *activates chainsaw*

Readers: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Steve: Time to fix it again. *fixes fourth wall*

Jaden52001: Anyways, time to start the duel.

Jaden: It's time to get you game on.

Ash: I'm ready when you are.

Jaden: (8000LP) I summon Elemental Hero Avian 1000/1000 in attack mode and set a card.

Ash: (8000LP) I activate gateway of Chaos to add Super Soldier and summon Mathematician 1500/500 and use his effect to send Super Soldier Soul to the graveyard. I set a card and attack your monster.

Jaden: (7500LP) I activate call of the haunted to bring back Avian and activate Polymerization to fuse him with Burstinatrix to summon Flame Wingman 2100/1200 and I also send King of the Swamp to add another Polymerization and summon Sparkman and use Miracle Fusion with him and King of the Swamp to summon Thunder Giant 2400/1600. Attack.

Ash: (3500LP) I banish Soul in my graveyard to add Beginning Knight to my hand and remove three counters on Gateway to add Super Soldier Synthesis. I activate it and send Beginning Knight from my hand and Evening Twilight Knight to special summon Super Soldier 3000/2500. I banish your Thunder Giant and attack you.

Jaden: (1500LP) I activate Card of Sanctity to draw 6 cards and I use Polymerization to fuse Clayman and Stratos to summon Great Tornado 2800/2200 and halve your monsters attack. Then I use Megamorph to double his attack 2800->5600/2200 and use MST to destroy your set. Attack.

Jaden52001: Well that's game so Jaden is the winner.

Serena: Don't worry Ashy, you duelled well.

Ash: Thanks Serena.

Jaden: See ya everyone.

Jaden52001: Time to fix this.

A few minutes later

Jaden: Ok, the next dare is for Serena to read Lucas's book and say who your favourite character is.

Serena: Ok then. *reads the book*

Thundrr: So who's your favourite character?

Serena: I like Claus.

Yuya: Hey look, there he is.

Claus: Hello.

Serena: Awesome.

Jaden: Anyways, our final dare is one that everyone will like except for my co-hosts and Ash and Serena.

Everyone: What is it?

Jaden: Thundrr and Yuya have to do 300 somersaults.

Thundrr and Yuya: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Participants: *on the floor laughing, even Paul*

Jaden: But if they fail one, Serena has to slap Ash in the face.

Serena: What, I don't want to hurt my Ashy.

Jaden: Don't worry, you won't have to.

Yuya: But we suck at somersaults.

Jaden: Just keep running for a while.

Thundrr and Yuya: Ok. *starts running*

Jaden: *keeps throwing banana peels on the ground in front of them*

Thundrr and Yuya: *starts slipping on the peels causing them to somersault*

300 somersaults later

Jaden: And we are done, you can leave everyone. *everyone leaves* Thank you everyone for reading and please leave comments for truths or dares. Also, no more duels and battles, those are hard to write, only put duels in the crossover story. Cheerio everyone.

Thundrr and Yuya: *tiredly* Bye.