*beep*

Calem: Hey baby, ditch Ash and come with me.

Serena: No way, I don't want to be near you.

Calem: *moves closer* I'm more sexy than that Kanto coward.

Serena: Help.

Ash: GET AWAY FROM HER!!! *grabs his neck*

Calem: *getting strangled*

Jaden: Man, this is entertaining. *sips his cup of tea*

Book: I couldn't agree more. *munches on popcorn*

*beep*

Ryuto: The cooking battle is on its way.

Skye: Cilan's searing a steak, Clemont is marinading chicken, Brock is chopping onions and Mallow is cutting noodles.

Gordon: WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE!!!

Melody: Gordon, Hell's Kitchen is the other way.

Gordon: Oops. *leaves*

*beep*

Alain: Do you think we'll win?

Ash: Never give up till it's over.

Jaden: Um, I was actually going to quote Churchill by saying "WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER"

Ash: That works too.

*beep*

Thundrr: What'cha build?

Jaden: It's a fear chamber but I'm not sure if it works.

Thundrr: Let's test it. *goes in*

Jaden: *turns it on and goes in*

Inside the fear chamber

Thundrr: *looks around* Where are we?

Jaden: *looks around too* It looks like a backyard.

Mark Zuckerberg: Hey everyone, we are live at my backyard where I'm smoking these meats.

Thundrr: I don't fear Mark Zuckerberg smoking meats in his backyard. Do you?

Jaden: Not at all, I actually want to do this.

Thundrr: Strange.

*beep*

Anna: How many burned bodies do we have?

Skye: I count 17.

Gengar: Great, we're missing people.

Ryuto: I FOUND ANOTHER!!!

Skye: Make that 18.

*beep*

Jaden: So, how has keeping the readers from coming in going?

Phoenix: It's been great, Maya did help out with her "Steel Samurai moves".

Maya: HAYA!!! *kicks a reader away*

Jaden: I feel like she might need more help.

Phoenix: On it. *runs off* OBJECTION!!!

*beep*

At a beach

Book: I don't see any of the surfers.

Ryuto: *with binoculars* I see one coming.

Korrina: *arrives* I WIN!!!

Anna: Now I've got to remind Serena to bake the cake.

*beep*

Ryuto: So you made Yandere clones of every girl.

Jaden: Exactly.

Ryuto: Including Anna, Skye, Melody, Yuuki and Koharu?

Jaden: No, not them. That would be messy.

Gary: Hey guys, I made a Yandere of Koharu.

Jaden: WHAT???

Yandere Koharu: You will always stay by my side Ryuto-Senpai.

Ryuto: Uh.

*beep*

In the Infirmary

Gengar: *on a bed* Is there any more healing serum?

Jaden: *wearing a sling and bandages* I don't know.

Anna: *on a wheel chair* Hopefully there's still some.

Steve: We've run out of healing serum.

Book: *with a black eye and getting bandaged* I guess we'll be like this for a while.

*beep*

Ash: Man, this vacation is amazing.

Serena: Yeah, just you and me right now.

Ash: And all the couples are having their own alone time.

Serena: This is perfect.

Ash and Serena: *kisses under the moonlight*

With the co-hosts and host

Jaden: Should we be watching through my spy cameras?

Yuuki: Yeah, it's interesting and we get to see Gengar feel jealous.

Gengar: *eye twitching* I wish I could be with Mairin.

Skye: I hate to say this but, you'll never get her.

*beep*

Serena: *making dumplings* Careful now.

Barry: What a lovely design.

Ash: *makes an oddly shaped dumpling* It's better than what I've done before.

Brock, Clemont, Cilan and Mallow: *made the perfect dumplings*

Gary: Crap, I burned them.

*beep*

Thundrr: Ok, our camels have arrived.

Book: I only count 49, we ordered 50.

Camel: *finally arrives*

Thundrr: Well that one was slow.

*beep*

Calem: I want to verse you in Smash.

Jaden: Ok. Prepare to lose.

Calem: This time, I will use King K Rool.

Later

Calem: YOU BEAT ME!!!

Jaden: Well, Shulk got buffed a lot in this game.

*beep*

Max: *nervously singing* Just moving around in the forest, looking for pages.

Slenderman: *jump scares*

Max: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws headset off and runs*

*beep*