Bloopers Part 1
Jaden: 'Allo governors, Jaden here. I've got a few bloopers that I didn't show but are till funny. Also, this was suggested by PokeGirlRPG so thank you and enjoy.
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Drew: *touches eye after eating 100 ghost peppers* IT BURNS!!!
Jaden: That is why you don't touch your eyes after doing anything with chilies.
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Jaden: Man, setting up a stage is hard.
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Steve: Which ashes are whose?
Pete: I have no idea.
Jaden: Just grab them all, we can fix them later on.
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Brock: Do you take Serena to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Ash: Hold on, *searches through a tablet* so that's what it means. I do.
Serena: You had to research it?
Ash: I just wanted to be sure.
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Demon Rebal: *eating corn with a drill*
Steve: GIVE BACK THE DRILL!!!
Demon Rebal: I'm hungry.
Rebal: Just give it back.
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At Wela Volcano Park
Barry: How are we going to get their bodies?
Jaden: Thundrr and Yuya are wearing heat resistant suits which will allow them to obtain their bodies.
Yuya: *while crying* I DON'T WANNA GO IN!!!
Thundrr: *while pulling Yuya* COME ON ALREADY!!!
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Misty: *still fainted*
Yuya: I think the Golisopod killed her.
Jaden: Yup, she had a heart attack.
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Misty: *hugs a Galvantula and gets shocked pretty badly*
Yuya: Anyone ordered a fried Misty?
Ash: Yuck, that's disgusting.
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Barry: *with a megaphone* TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES, MY NAME'S JACKSEPTICEYE.
Jaden, Thundrr and Yuya: YOU DON'T NEED A MEGAPHONE FOR THAT!!!
Barry: Heh heh, my bad.
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Bonnie: *voice crack* Hello.
Yuya: Does it still work?
Jaden: Not at all.
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Ash: Use water shuriken on Paul.
Paul: *gets his head sliced off*
All the girls: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jaden: That was unexpected.
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In Slender's Mansion
Slenderman: BOO
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lucas: Wait, did Paul just piss his pants?
Paul: *blushing* No.
Jaden: Yes you have otherwise, what liquid would be near the groinal area?
Clemont: He has a point.
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Yuya: WHY WON'T THESE HANDCUFFS STAY ON!!!
Thundrr That's because you're not locking them properly.
Yuya: Oh.
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Thundrr: The printer doesn't seem to be printing the dares.
Yuya: Why not?
Thundrr: It's stuck.
Yuya: Oh come on. *mashes the print button*
Thundrr: No wait.
Printer: *explodes**
Yuya: I shouldn't have done that.
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Stampy: Last but not least, the Malic acid. *pours it into the cake mix*
Yuya: Hey Stampy, what's this? *puts finger in cake mix and licks it*
Stampy: No wait.
Yuya: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, sour.
Stampy: What?
Jaden: He likes extreme tasting food.
Stampy: Oh.
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In the Hunger Games
Berserk Yuya: RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH *ramming through trees, buildings and boulders*
Thundrr: I can't keep up with him.
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Ash: *reading the shippings with Ash book* Why would I date Misty? WHO THINKS I WOULD DATE IRIS??? Dawn would be nice, though Serena is my girl. Melody, haven't heard from her in a while. Really, I'm shipped with Gary and Brock as well. Anabel, she did seem to like me. SERENA IS IN THIS, HUZZAH.
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Jaden: *while filling the mud area with mud* Wait, where's Yuya and Miyoko?
Miyoko: HELP, I'M DROWNING IN THE MUD.
Yuya: You do realise that the mud is only a foot deep, right?
Miyoko: Oh.
Yuya: Even I'm in this mud and I'm not sinking.
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Jaden: *using the rain machine* Why did I have to clean everybody while the other three are doing what not?
Gary: OUCH, I GOT SOAP IN MY EYE.
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Jaden: That's it for today, stay tuned for more bloopers that might come at anytime. Cheerio everyone.
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