Bloopers Part 1

Jaden: 'Allo governors, Jaden here. I've got a few bloopers that I didn't show but are till funny. Also, this was suggested by PokeGirlRPG so thank you and enjoy.

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Drew: *touches eye after eating 100 ghost peppers* IT BURNS!!!

Jaden: That is why you don't touch your eyes after doing anything with chilies.

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Jaden: Man, setting up a stage is hard.

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Steve: Which ashes are whose?

Pete: I have no idea.

Jaden: Just grab them all, we can fix them later on.

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Brock: Do you take Serena to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Ash: Hold on, *searches through a tablet* so that's what it means. I do.

Serena: You had to research it?

Ash: I just wanted to be sure.

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Demon Rebal: *eating corn with a drill*

Steve: GIVE BACK THE DRILL!!!

Demon Rebal: I'm hungry.

Rebal: Just give it back.

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At Wela Volcano Park

Barry: How are we going to get their bodies?

Jaden: Thundrr and Yuya are wearing heat resistant suits which will allow them to obtain their bodies.

Yuya: *while crying* I DON'T WANNA GO IN!!!

Thundrr: *while pulling Yuya* COME ON ALREADY!!!

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Misty: *still fainted*

Yuya: I think the Golisopod killed her.

Jaden: Yup, she had a heart attack.

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Misty: *hugs a Galvantula and gets shocked pretty badly*

Yuya: Anyone ordered a fried Misty?

Ash: Yuck, that's disgusting.

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Barry: *with a megaphone* TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES, MY NAME'S JACKSEPTICEYE.

Jaden, Thundrr and Yuya: YOU DON'T NEED A MEGAPHONE FOR THAT!!!

Barry: Heh heh, my bad.

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Bonnie: *voice crack* Hello.

Yuya: Does it still work?

Jaden: Not at all.

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Ash: Use water shuriken on Paul.

Paul: *gets his head sliced off*

All the girls: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jaden: That was unexpected.

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In Slender's Mansion

Slenderman: BOO

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Lucas: Wait, did Paul just piss his pants?

Paul: *blushing* No.

Jaden: Yes you have otherwise, what liquid would be near the groinal area?

Clemont: He has a point.

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Yuya: WHY WON'T THESE HANDCUFFS STAY ON!!!

Thundrr That's because you're not locking them properly.

Yuya: Oh.

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Thundrr: The printer doesn't seem to be printing the dares.

Yuya: Why not?

Thundrr: It's stuck.

Yuya: Oh come on. *mashes the print button*

Thundrr: No wait.

Printer: *explodes**

Yuya: I shouldn't have done that.

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Stampy: Last but not least, the Malic acid. *pours it into the cake mix*

Yuya: Hey Stampy, what's this? *puts finger in cake mix and licks it*

Stampy: No wait.

Yuya: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, sour.

Stampy: What?

Jaden: He likes extreme tasting food.

Stampy: Oh.

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In the Hunger Games

Berserk Yuya: RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH *ramming through trees, buildings and boulders*

Thundrr: I can't keep up with him.

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Ash: *reading the shippings with Ash book* Why would I date Misty? WHO THINKS I WOULD DATE IRIS??? Dawn would be nice, though Serena is my girl. Melody, haven't heard from her in a while. Really, I'm shipped with Gary and Brock as well. Anabel, she did seem to like me. SERENA IS IN THIS, HUZZAH.

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Jaden: *while filling the mud area with mud* Wait, where's Yuya and Miyoko?

Miyoko: HELP, I'M DROWNING IN THE MUD.

Yuya: You do realise that the mud is only a foot deep, right?

Miyoko: Oh.

Yuya: Even I'm in this mud and I'm not sinking.

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Jaden: *using the rain machine* Why did I have to clean everybody while the other three are doing what not?

Gary: OUCH, I GOT SOAP IN MY EYE.

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Jaden: That's it for today, stay tuned for more bloopers that might come at anytime. Cheerio everyone.

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