https://youtu.be/lwuIAlUM35I

Meowth: Greetings, ladies and gentlemen! I'm your host, Meowth of da former Team Rocket!

William: And I'm your other host, William Birkin! The first team is... Team Buddies, consisting of Infinite and Antasma!

https://youtu.be/Xm_TXfiCGqo

(Infinite and Antasma walk out to the stage, while Risky and the others are watching from the preparation room)

Risky: (Hearts in her eyes) C'mon, my Tinkerbat King! You got this!

Hellen: Don't get too excited, Risky. You might wanna save your excitement for our Double Battle against Fang and Marnie.

(Back on the stage...)

Meowth: And in dis cornuh, da swearin' saviors, da Anarchy Sistuhs!

https://youtu.be/Xm_TXfiCGqo

Panty: That's right! Let's hear it for us!

Stocking: Don't get cocky, you two! You might be friends, but can you defeat a sisterly bond?!

Me: When this battle's over, YOU'RE the ones who will repent, motherfuckers!

Panty: That's it! NOBODY steals our catchphrase!

Infinite: Nice going, Antasma. You pissed them off.

Me: I'm just getting them motivated, Infinite. That's all.

Meowth: Ok, everyone! Ready your foist Poke Ball!

All four Poke Balls:

https://youtu.be/R28TN293I1w

William: Ready?! Battle... BEGIN!

https://youtu.be/GQs_VVgjzCI

Me: Go, Crobat-Man!

Infinite: Go, Sapphire!

Panty: Go, H.B.I.C.!

Stocking: Go, Cotton Candy!

All four Poke Balls:

https://youtu.be/TcDw9sBdvXg

Crobat-Man: Ready, willing and able!

Sapphire: Let's do this.

H.B.I.C.: Let'zzzz make some noizzzzzze!

Cotton Candy: Easy peazy, lemon squeezy!

Me: Crobat-Man, use Steel Wing on Cotton Candy!

Stocking: Dodge and use Cotton Spore on the four-winged attacker!!

(Crobat-Man used Steel Wing! It's super effective! Cotton Candy toughed it out so Stocking wouldn't worry! Cotton Candy used Cotton Spore! Crobat-Man's Speed harshly fell!)

Me: You two have a strong bond... I'm impressed! Be that as it may, though... It's still not enough to achieve victory! Crobat-Man, use Screech!

Crobat-Man: (Insert "Marx Soul Screech of Doom" here)

Meowth/William/Audience: MY EARS!

Me: Crobat-Man, what did I say about using that godforsaken scream?!

Infinite: (Rolls his eyes) Sapphire, use Mystical Fire on H.B.I.C.!

Panty: Dodge and use Fell Stinger!

(Sapphire used Mystical Fire! It's super effective! H.B.I.C. toughed it out so Panty wouldn't worry! H.B.I.C.'s Sp. Atk fell! H.B.I.C. used Fell Stinger! It's super effective! H.B.I.C.'s Attack sharply rose!)

Meowth: Impressive! Stocking's Sloipuff is still standin'! Dat's a great bond dey have! Right, Dr. Boikin?!

William: You said it! This is going to be an interesting battle of Friends vs Siblings!

Infinite: Alright, time to get SERIOUS! Sapphire, Draining Kiss!

Me: Crobat-Man, use Cross Poison on Cotton Candy!

(Crobat-Man used Cross Poison! It's super effective! Crobat-Man landed a critical hit, wishing to be praised! Cotton Candy fainted!)

Stocking: Cotton Candy, return!

https://youtu.be/OORDWT89XI8

You did great out there, now take a good rest. (Places Poke Ball in her pocket) Impressive, Antasma. No wonder your Golbat evolved.

Me: Well, I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I DID raise a total of 35 Crobats in my Pokemon adventures.

Stocking: Go, Katana!

https://youtu.be/TcDw9sBdvXg

Katana: Ready to slice and dice!

Stocking: Use Swords Dance!

Katana: (Tries to dance, but fails and gets so pissed that this happens)

https://youtu.be/arViynfIkKI

Meowth: Holy Miltank, audience! Stocking's Honedge evolved into Doublade out of anguh!

William: Either way you slice it, that's a shock!

https://youtu.be/fRs0OqV4uSc

Meowth: Not a bad joke, Doc! Heh-heh!

Me: (Hears the joke and chuckles) Classic.

Infinite: Antasma, focus!

Me: Yes, it was corny, but that's what makes those kinds of jokes funny!

Stocking: Katana, use Aerial Ace!

Me: (Realizes Aerial Ace is unavoidable, says this)

https://youtu.be/5mR1EzTK-7k

Crobat-Man, use Shadow Ball!

(Crobat-Man used Shadow Ball! It's super effective! Katana fainted!)

Stocking: Katana, return!

https://youtu.be/OORDWT89XI8

I'll make it up to you. (Takes out her final Poke Ball)

https://youtu.be/R28TN293I1w

Go, Sweets!

https://youtu.be/TcDw9sBdvXg

Sweets: Let's give them a G-Max Finale! (Turns into Gigantamax Alcremie)

Me: Crobat-Man, you know what time it is! 

Crobat-Man: Yup! (Turns into Dynamax Crobat)

(Meanwhile with Infinite and Panty... BTW, Panty's Gallade fainted while I was battling Stocking's freshly-evolved Doublade, so... Yeah.)

Panty: Crap! Only one Pokemon left for each of us, Stocking! (Turns to Infinite) I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice!

https://youtu.be/bDQXYa4Ar2Q

Firearm, stand by for battle!

https://youtu.be/TcDw9sBdvXg

Firearm: This means war, Infinite!

Infinite: Deathwind, use Seed Bomb!

Deathwind: You got it! (Brings out lit bombs made from coconuts with a fuse at the end)

Me: I know the move is called SEED Bomb, but isn't that overkill?

Infinite: Focus on taking down your opponent, Antasma.

Me: Right... Sorry.

Infinite: You're fine.

Stocking: Sweets, use G-Max Finale!

Me: Crobat-Man, use Max Ooze!

(Deathwind used Seed Bomb! It's super effective! Firearm fainted! Crobat-Man used Max Ooze! It's super effective! Sweets fainted!)

https://youtu.be/uljr0SsSoWU

Infinite: You did great out there, Anarchy Sisters.

Panty: I'll be rooting for you, Antasma.

Stocking: I'll be rooting for you, Infinite.

Both: Good luck in your future battles!

Meowth: Well, dat means Antasma and Infinite will be dukin' it out in Round 2A!

Me:

https://youtu.be/z_tEiLCll0E

Infinite: Can't wait to see what the rest of your team is!

Me: o_e

https://youtu.be/eHSJeuD3HAM

Viger: Oh, my! (Chuckles) Next up is Risky Boots and Hellen Gravely vs F.A.N.G. and MultiFandomGirl5! Take care, stay tuned, and as always, toodles!