Kitty: WELCOME BACK I MEAN WELCOME TO TORD I'M YOUR HOST KITTY!

SuperFastPikachu, Luna, And J: And we're your cohosts

Kitty: DAVE BRING OUT THE CONTESTANTS

Contestants: TALKING DELCATTY!

Ash: I'M GONNA CATCH HIM!

Kitty: Not again you son of a b***h

Kitty: *Shoots Ash in the head*

Clemont: What do you mean again?

Kitty: *Shoots Clemont*

Kitty: I hate that kid

Drew: When did I die

Kitty: You never died dumba*s

Drew: THEN HOW AM I IN HELL!

Kitty: That joke got old like one year ago when Kash said it

Drew: WHO THE F**K IS KASH!

Kitty: *Shoots Drew*

Kitty: At least we knew the memory wipe worked!

Kitty: *Shoots Drew*

Dave: Kitty don't you think you're being a little too aggressive

Kitty: I LOST MY CATGIRL HAREM THANKS TO LAST CHAPTER OF COURSE I'M PISSED RIGHT NOW!

Kitty: Now onto the dares

Dave: TURN ON THE TV!

News Reporter: Breaking news Morgan leading a faction known as Fae Britain has declared war on Shockwave's Decepticon Empire that is already in combat with the Holy Army Of Arceus

Kitty: NOT ANOTHER WORLD-ENDING APOCALYPSE

News Reporter: The cult of the sun god Sogaleo led by world champion Camel has vowed to defeat the three factions and bring order to the planet

Dave: BY REBOOTING WE SCREWED UP TIME DAMN IT!

Ash: HE'S CHAMPION!

AN: I have a giant plan for this war arc so trust me!

Kitty: Well we aren't interfering

J: They're interfering with the retcon

Kitty: Welp we aren't interfering with them unless they remember the old timeline...

Dave: But they shouldn't be able too

Kitty: No they can think about it Morgan is from the throne of heroes which is outside time so she'll remember so will Shockwave he solved the intergalactic codes...

Dave: Yea so we f**ked up time and now that Shockwave knows the intergalactic codes and no one else does BECAUSE WE REVERTED TIME SO NOW THEY DON'T EXIST AND NO ONE MEMORIZED THAT S**T!

Kitty: Yep

Dave: All I can say is we're f**ked

Kitty: Eh Shockwave being in charge wasn't that bad, Morgan being in charge would be hell (Lostbelt 6 anyone?), and well Arceus was already in charge and Camel is a scary thought to think about!

Ash: WE WILL KILL THEM ALL

Kitty: Well on to the dares

Sandtrooper: Due to the retcon going back in time to season one I dare for May to get author powers and then relearn the secrets of the world-distorting cheese

Kitty: Wait she would remember the events of the old time line...

Kitty: *Gives May Author Powers and sends her to the cult of cheese*

Kitty: WELL NEXT DARE!

Ash: WHY DOES SHE GET TO LEAVE DAMN IT

Drew: MAY WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME BEHIND

Kitty: *Shoots Drew*

SuperFastPikachu: TIME TO BE NORMAL AGAIN!

J: NO I DARE FOR TIME TO STAY LIKE THIS!

Kitty: S**T JUST DO WHATEVER YOU GUYS WANT AT THIS POINT

Kitty: NEXT DARE OR TRUTH THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE FURTHER F**KING UP THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM

Unnamed Author: What's more overused Ash Betrayed or Pokemon High School

Lord Author: *Appears then says Ash Betrayed then leaves*

Kitty: A LITTLE HYPOCRYTICAL SEEING AS HOW YOUR WRITING ONE!

Kitty: Next dare

SuperFastPikachu: *Pulls out a camera*

Max: I'M GETTING CYBERBULLIED!

Clemont: Now the best way to deal with a cyberbully is too t-

Max: Shoot him

Clemont: NO DO NOT DO THAT

Max: *Doxes the person and then goes to his address*

Max: *Walks in and sees the person and Bonnie HAND HOLDING*

Max: *Shoots them all dead and runs too Ash*

Ash: *Grabs YELTSA*

Ash, YELTSA, And Max: *Starts going towards the Cult Of The Sun God Sogaleo's Headquarters but gets destroyed by their forced*

Kitty: *Teleports them back to the studio*

Dhar Mann: So you see don't cyberbully you might just die

Kitty Asked Calmly: SUPERFASTPIKACHU DID YOU DARE THIS!

Kitty: Next dare

Unnamed Author: Ash too make your life worse go fight Greninja The Unrivaled

Ash: NO NO PLEASE NO

Kitty: *Teleports him to Greninja The Unrivaled*

Kitty: Next dare

SuperFastPikachu: Ash and his harem go make a corn movie

Kitty: WTF MAN

Kitty: *Ages up everyone to 18*

J: No harem

Kitty: ASH AND SERENA GO DO IT THE CLOSET OR SOMETHING WELP CYA TOMORROW WITH MORE DARES AND EXPLOSIONS