Kitty: *Pops dad's root beer bottle*

Kitty: Lets celebrate the two year bithday!

Ash: BUT THE BIRTHDAY WAS TWELVE DAYS AGO!

Kitty: Most birthday parties are late!

Ash: LETS JUST GET TO THE DARES I WANT THIS TOO END FAST SO THAT I CAN GET MY DARK ENERGON QUOTA DONE!

Kitty: FINE!

Kitty: Ok so who has our first dare or truth

Sandtrooper: One of the contestants battles the Unnamed Author!

Ash: I'll do it!

Kitty: Didn't this happen before...

Unnamed Author: *Teleports in and sends out his level 100 Hisuian Decidueye*

Ash: PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!

Kitty: He's f**ked isn't he

Unnamed Author: Decidueye leaf blade!

Decidueye: *Uses leaf blade that almost kills Pikachu*

Ash: PIKACHU!

Kitty: Next dare!

Sandtrooper: I have a truth Brock did you obtain immunity to Crogunk's poison jab?

Brock: No

Crogunk: *Bursts out of it's Pokeball and poisons Brock to death*

Kitty: DAVE CENSOR THAT well looks like we have to go off the air see you all tomorrow with more truths and dares!